♦ pitied by @timeservingGodhead
Consider this my apology to the ladies and gents and other ambiguous fellas i havent gotten back to in a good few days. Ill get there eventually!
Im not ignoring my dms im just letting them build up until i get too overwhelmed to reply to everyone and deciding ill do it later which inevitably leads to more buildup and more people i need to get back to and therefore creates an endless cycle of unanswered messages... thats different than ignoring!
Why does that have to be the first thing I see when I wake up after a tumultuous night?
I am NOT wound up, dont listen to that tin can!
they uave done that but not in the way i want
Fucking aye, when did everyine 8ecome sensitive, pedantic fucks? UGH! I need a fucking drink, I'm losing my mar8les. All I want to is crush things, see them 8leed. I think I need to stay hive and get this settled.
sometimes i wonder if he thought i was badass during that fight. i wonder if he looked at me the same way as i looked at him. did he want me the same? did he hate me? #incest
nhhh.,.,. s-stop pity reaCting me.,..,. m-my bulge is big anD my life is great.,.,. i-i'm not pathetiC or a loser s-shut up.,,... #nsfw
feed sucks right now but maybe thats because i didnt check it until four in the damn morning
Id tell you to look at the size difference and reconsider but apparently that hasnt stopped you yet. I commend your determination!
fiine 2hyt iin my hiive rn no way ii'm makiing iit out aliive 2on😭😭😭😭
oh, man. i did this too kinda. i had to stop because i started feeling really funny about it though. also hi dave! this is a weird way to find you on here.
self centered assholes decidin that twwink is the topic a the day instead a a crisis i uniquely wwent through just noww this isnt about you this is about me
=-- I used tω get cαlled α twink by my ex.. I meαn he wαsn't wrωng but he wωuld just sαy it ωut ωf nωwhere ->>
I AM SO SORE.
Overrated
Cull All Trolls Starting With All Versions Of Eridan Ampora
ok
am i a twwink
To be determined! If the bomb just so happens to be a strider of the dave variety? Yes. Confidently yes.
Ive somehow just briefly achieved the exact same visual effect with my real eyes that you get with the minecraft nausea debuff. That might be my sign to head back home for the day!
D --> Jealousy is a terrible 100k D --> One I would never wear
[M] Manifestation failure.] [B] But vending machine refilled.] [M] Mixed feelings.]
You just talk about me with such passion sometimes it really reads as admiration. I must be blessed by an angel huh? Also the booty shorts in question would be a real sorry pair since theyre more mid thigh than anything but either way a good pair of booty shorts doesnt make a man gay. Be more open minded davey come on!
Whoops. Ive been away for a minute now. Anyhow psa completely unrelated to my absence: do not eat unidentified fruits you find growing near your home no matter how appetizing they look or else youll end up *very* ill!! Evil temptation!!
its not rly a headache as much as a faceache? like my head is achin but its mostly in my cheekbones?
Not in the mood to think about anything, so instead I'm watching some crappy movie that was on auto play.
when people talk about THE game, what does that mean? what sort of game is it?