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@timeservingGodhead
- big guy in charge # 21 years old # SBAHJ guy - i make high class art and spit sick nasty bars ⚠️ may contain #nsfw/e, #abuse, and #incest ⚠️ ⚠️ YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, SUCKA ⚠️
(flirting) yo im at aldi do you need anything
But of course. We all know im notorious for my affinity for dave strider. Be still my beating heart!
right of course im so sorry for assuming that you were secretly an axe murderer it just seems so like you
How barbaric. What an utterly grisly way to murder someone. When, hypothetically, it would be far cleaner to slowly squeeze the life out of a person by wringing their neck, puncturing the flesh with your nails and watching the light drain from their eyes. Hence, using rope ensures a level of intimacy that duct tape could never provide. #Cw-death #cw-murder #cw-gore
your dedication to your hypothetical murder craft is pretty dope but i can only hope that i dont ever piss you off enough to end up on your strangle list better yet i hope that you dont ever feel any kind of strong emotion towards me just in case youve got other motivations for ripping someones life away via slow choke-death lets feel totally neutral about each other til the end of time
Dave, it sounds as if you're afraid of someone caring for you. A few familiar corpses shouldn't bar you from friendship. #cw-death #cw-murder
Im absolutely jonesing for a raspberry blue slushie now please.
making a post about how you blocked me is kinda hilarious considering weve never interacted but whatever floats your boat brother
yo why is bro watching a woman screaming compilation in the other room?
i am going to say it: dont knock it till you try it
Hoo boy. *Me*?? Is it a necessity of the strider lineage to get their mitts on any english that gives them time of day?
A man of few words! How mysterious. Im fanning myself off as we speak.
My messages are always open if youre a man of your word mr strider.
dressed up as a woman a few times just to see if i had some grand revelation but nope it was fun but didnt do anything for me i did look hot though
oh, man. i did this too kinda. i had to stop because i started feeling really funny about it though. also hi dave! this is a weird way to find you on here.
Anything but getting back to me about proving your point eh?
pictures only go out to those willing to pay big dog cant let everyone see how fine i am as a chick or they wont leave me alone
yo man whats good i was wondering if id ever see your dumb lil face pop up also i dont think thats normal you might have to do it again soon
Well it sounds to *me* like youre a little nervous. Are you scared dave? We dont *have* to.
im disappointed
lets talk about bears now
so yknow how a twink is a type of gay man? well some gay men are bears and theyre fat and hairy and the most gorgeous men ive ever seen in my whole life
Taking notes in a rainbow notepad for this one. Im feeling exceptionally woke and enlightened this fine evening.
someone sound the twink alarm
is that what goes off everytimd you walk in a room?
The only obstacle there would be yourself! Id give you a day max until you go back on that.
dave striders guide on how to live a good life step 1: get a fat girlfriend step 2: drink several blue raspberry slushies from a gas station in one sitting and thats all thanks for reading everybody
i wanna feel his lips against mine just one more time #vagueposting #yearning #yearnposting #youcouldsay
got a letter from the downstairs neighbor begging me to shut the fuck up cuz i was blasting music mad late at night i mean im not gonna stop but its funny that they complained they can come fight me if they want
...if you weren't an alien, I'd assume that you lived in my hivestem.
alright brolings i have a question should i get a bacon cheeseburger or should i get a double cheeseburger
bacon if you're normall hungry and want the more compllex meall, doublle if you're ravenous
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really good pair of ads to play at the same time
two sides of the same slutted out coin and im really happy for them like im seeing what life could be like if i freed myself from the shackles of clothes
good morning dorks and dorkettes
homie felt the need to self diss as inclusively as possible respect
im going to crawl through this screen and slap the shades off your stupid ass im so serious
do it dork pussy dorkette no balls dork you wont dorkette nah nah nah nah nah
fifty lashings and one week dungeon for you guards take his ass away
no please i only stole a loaf of bread for the funnies it wasnt for the usual poor person reason like feeding my family i was feeding laughter king dork duchess dorkette i plead i implore you to reconsider
sorry bro but thems the rules one slice might have been a slap on the wrist but the whole damn thing? youre done for buddy were gonna have you strung up by your feet and used like a really loud pinata for all the boys and girls on their propaganda dungeon field trip like "look little nimrod this will be you if you dont start praising the king" and hell cry and sob as he hits you with a piece of wood just how the world works dorkius the third