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fine. fine! i'll post it. just paints me in a bit of an intense light! cw gore, but he had it coming. as did his stupid gank-squad time clones. fun fact! when fighting a bunch of out of synch time duplicates of the same dude, they will all probably block the same way when you hit them with the force of a semi. you can't block a hammer like this without some serious grit. he did not have it.
caught this goober practicin deltarune combat stances again @gadaboutTrickster https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cdd9308369ad.png
well, i figured out why i saw deva the last time i got jumped by chuddy mc diesalot the assassin. they were apparently getting pictures. dunno if i should post the second one it's a bit uh. intense, haha. but, this one's nice. might update the profile pic.
I'm back.
JuJu MOTHERFuCKERY. 004/∞. EXuENT. ALL. LOSERS. CuCKS. WIMPASSES. AND THE uNWORTHY. ENTER... XXXxxxx LITTLE CALAMITY - "LIL CAL" xxxxXXX MY LITTLE CALAMITY. LIL CAL.THE SMALLEST MOST INNOCuOuS LOOKING HARBINGER OF COMPLETE COSMIC FuCKING RuIN. THE PuPPETEER OF PuPPETEERS. THE MARIONETTE WITH NO STRINGS. THE WHITE EYED WITNESS TO EVERYTHING THAT DIES. THIS JuJu IS NOT MERELY A TRINKET. OR A TOY. OR SOME STuPID FuCKING DOLL THAT A GOOFASS SELF TOuCHER MIGHT CuDDLE WITH. AT NIGHT. WHILE WHISPERING SWEET HONKS INTO ITS ARTIFICIAL EAR. IN THE HOPES THAT I AM LISTENING. NO. THIS IS THE CONTAINMENT VESSEL. OF A GOD. ANY GOD. WHAT WILL BECOME ONE. THROuGH THE RIGOROuS APPLICATION. OF TEMPORAL FuCKERY. AND A WHOLE LOT. OF PATIENT ZERO BuLLSHIT. THINK OF LITTLE CALAMITY. AS A BACKuP DRIVE. A HARD DRIVING HARD DRIVER FOR NECESSARY CHANGE. A SPIRITuAL. BS uSB. WITH BuLLSHIT AMOuNTS OF STORAGE SPACE. AND FLAWLESS STASIS TYPE PRESERVATION. IT CAN CONTAIN. EVEN THE VAST ENORMITY. OF A CHERuBIAN SPIRIT. TIL DEATH. THAT IS THE ONLY CATCH. LIL CAL IS. DISGuSTINGLY FRAGILE. FROM THE OuTSIDE. LIKE. A DOMAIN. OVEREXPANDED. AND IT IS FOR THIS REASON. MY SWEET LOVELY LITTLE CALAMITY. IS LARGELY uNWIELDY. EXCEPT IN EXTREME CIRCuMSTANCES. AND DIRE CONVOLuTED LONG TERM BuLLSHIT PLANS. BuT HE IS SO IRREFuTABLY ADORABLE. LOOK AT IT. GO AHEAD. LOOK AT THAT SMuG LITTLE SHIT EATING GRIN. THOSE GLOSSY GLASS LICKABLE EYES THAT SEE EVERYTHING. THAT NEVER BLINK. THAT NEVER CLOSE. EVEN WHEN YOu ARE SLEEPING. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOu ARE SLEEPING. IT IS THE PERFECT PRISON. AND THE PERFECT SuBSEQuENT PRISON BREAK. ALL WRAPPED uP IN ONE TINY PACKAGE. OF SPACETIME FABRIC STITCHED TOGETHER HATE AND DREAMS. THE MATERIALS ARE IRRELEVANT. COTTON. WOOL. THE SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED. ALL IS TuRDuCKEN STYLE STuFFED INSIDE. LIKE A RAGE ROASTED TuRDuCKEN. AT HuMAN THANKSGIVING. IF HuMAN THANKSGIVING WAS A HuMAN HOLIDAY. ABOuT STuFFING YOuR NON HuMAN ENEMIES. INTO SMALLER VERSIONS OF THEMSELVES. WAIT SHIT. MATROYSHKA DOLLS. THAT WAS THE METAPHOR. THAT WOuLD BE A WAY BETTER METAPHOR. IT WORKS LIKE THIS. YOu POSSESS THE CAL. YOu CARRY THE CAL. YOu BECOME THE CAL. OR RATHER. THE CAL BECOMES YOu. THE CAL IS YOu. YOu BECOME THE CALAMITY. BuT ALSO. YOu BECOME EVERYTHING THE CAL EVER WAS TOO. RETROACTIVELY. WHICH IS A LOT. BECAuSE THE CAL HAS BEEN EVERYWHERE. AND EVERYWHEN. IT IS A LOOP. A CLOSED CIRCuLAR REFERENCE. IN THE GRAND LIBRARY OF EXISTENCE. CHECKED OuT PERPETuALLY. NEVER RETuRNED. RACKING uP FINES. IN THE CuRRENCY OF SOuLS. WHICH IT FEEDS ON. BY THE WAY. YOu PuT SOMETHING INTO THE CAL. AND IT NEVER COMES BACK OuT. THE SAME. OR AT ALL. uNTIL IT DOES. BuT WRONG. MY SISTER. THAT WORTHLESS WASTE OF CHROMOSOMES. CALLIOPE. SHE HATED THIS ONE. SHE SAID IT WAS "CREEPY." SHE SAID IT LOOKED AT HER FuNNY. WHICH IT DID. BECAuSE IT WAS LOOKING AT HER. LIKE LuNCH. LIKE A SPLENDID LITTLE SNACK. A MIDNIGHT FEAST. OF PSYCHIC ENERGY. AND DREAM SELF ESSENCE. SHE WANTED TO BuRN IT. CAN YOu IMAGINE. THE AuDACITY. TO TRY TO DESTROY SOMETHING SO CLEARLY BEYOND HER COMPREHENSION. I EXPLAINED. PATIENTLY. THAT FIRE WOuLD ONLY MAKE IT STRONGER. THAT FIRE IS HOW YOu SEASON A GOOD SOuL STEW. SHE DID NOT LISTEN. SHE NEVER LISTENED. uNTIL SHE DID. BuT BY THEN. SHE WAS A LITTLE TOO PREOCCuPIED WITH DYING. TO DDO IT THOROuGHLY. IT IS CuRRENTLY. ENTRuSTED. TO @twistedComedy. A KIND OF TWISTED COMEDY OF ITS OWN. FOR SAFEKEEPING. AND EVENTuAL DEPLOYMENT. WHEN THE TIME COMES. TO uNLEASH WHAT IS INSIDE. DO NOT HuG IT. DO NOT LOVE IT. uNLESS YOu WANT TO BECOME PART OF THE GREATER WHOLE. THE GREATER CAL. THE BIGGEST CAL. THE FINAL CALAMITY. CALAMIT...ME. THE LORD OF ALL THAT IS ENGLISH. AND ALL THAT IS HATE. BuT. IF YOu DID THAT. WELL. WE WOuLD ALREADY BE HERE. WOuLDN'T WE?
damn son... but hey look at the bright side, at least there aint any kanye in it
my ol ass kiddy playlist consisted of the same 12 vocaloid tracks on repeat w a lil madonna peppered here n there n hey, it still goes extremely hard lmao
need to dote on someone a whole lot.
anyways wizards and mages are always improved by being lalondian in nature.
gun
i just might actually.
@embellishedBookworm asked: how do you feel about your alternates? do you know very many? hoo boy got a serious one for the honest one. i've only met a few briefly, they seem nice? some of the mes i see are kinda assholes though. or just- never grew out of their childhood "haha that's weird" phase. it's embarrassing to see. i'm probably not that much better for them to see either given ya know, my whole deal! glass houses, i guess. as for "know"? there's like three i'm pretty aware of! one interacted in with in person a few times, you, and another very lovely egbert who i think is super cool.
alright, i cleaned up pretty good i think! [attached, an image of Jinx, topless and taken from a high position. She has her arm over her breasts, on her hip there's bandages covering a red spot, her shoulder sporting a well secured patch of thick bandage as well, red visible on both, her grin is wide and bright, despite a tiredness to her eyes. there were bruises on her side, and a few other far shallower cuts, which had yet to be bandaged properly. her skin glistens lightly from having cleaned herself off.]
other versions of me are way too emotional.
we're in the middle of a dom shortage, people are tr7ing to get whatever the7 (an get
oh, hi dave!
Still need to sharpen claws, but here's the arm for those curious! Got a buncha stickers put on cause I thought they'd look cool :) https://i.postimg.cc/76r3Bkvb/Screenshot-20260725-103549-2.jpg
on request of a friend i guess i am reposting this! golly.
Hmmm... #extrasalty??! #juniorbadgedyou #checkyoursettings
i should assign more people puppets at some point.
thinking about rose also maybe she could lobotomize me or something #incest ways #lobotomy #cw-lobotomy
you can fuck a couch and nobody can stop you #nsfw
you might have an easier time doing this if you were more likeable.
i think i'd be down, at least try it once, smash!
> 1f 1 tr1ed mak1ng mu21c 1'd probably get culled on the 2pot <
whenever i see a happy couple i roll my eyes and call up my toxic situationship
never cull yourself #cw-suicide #vagueposting
should go to sunday sometime but i get so bashful.
it's shut up sunday everyone shut up
anyways thinking about having my head forced into the mud in a side street nobody goes down getting my arm dislocated and he puts a gun to my head or a blade to my neck and tells me to beg for his cock or else hes taking my head clean off #nsfw #nsfwe #gunplay #violence #cw-cnc #noncon
something so hot about being made to beg for it when you dont want it #nsfw #nsfw #noncon #cw-cnc
move on he wont be lonely without you you offered him everything he wont care move on dont be an idiot for a heartless guy just because he tricked you into thinking he cared ugh he wears your brothers face #vague #vent #incest
nah i got clicker trained :3
and relatable sorry not trying to be an asshole
worthless
as (hittr starts to wind down, remember that tomorrow is a new night! a night with #si(knast7sunda7 in it! get read7! #nsfw
you know what its been a while since i hal posted gotta talk about going into his files and running the further over it mass selecting that shit running exes its hot and you have to get it to get it #incest #nsfw #objectum maybe
hal is hotter without a body sorry not sorry #incest #objectum
okay thinking about calling dirk a good pony and brushing his mane i mean hair am i more into the pony thing than him or #nsfw #petplay #ponyplay #incest
O)( NO. T)(ere's T)(R-E-E M-E-ENA)(S? If t)(ere's t)(ree of t)(em, witc)( one is t)(e cutest??? #ALL-OF-T)(-EM
Daily Tarot Card. Temperance. Avoid the extremes. You are being called to find the right balance today, to search for the middle road and walk that path. At times it can be like a tightrope walk, but take care and you will find yourself safely on the other side. Seek to de-stress today, negotiate and compromise where you can. Peace of mind is what will help you today.
had dave help me take my pulse and he had the audacity to laugh at it coming up as 67bpm. hate this guy.
i'm such a good girl :) #vagueposting
jinxy :)
morning
i’m such a piece of shit.
funny how fast i flee from a healthy thing #vague
happy post ur pet saturday to my terrible son https://i.postimg.cc/tgz3PYX8/IMG-3143.jpg
awooooooooo!
its pet pic saturday so heres bec https://file.garden/acVcRW-lGD3FoFzc/Becquerel_pesterquest.webp #petpicsaturday #lususpicsunday
swoon its nice when love is easy
i want to bring him home.
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Oh, I forgot to mention. Today marks my seventh year on testosterone. I am grateful every day for the gift of transition.
That took shockingly little prompting! I suppose I will have to hold you to that now. There is no turning back anymore sis. :3
It was... intense. Physically and emotionally. Definitely not going to be a regular thing but god am I glad it happened.
no amount of depression and disassociation will stop me from jerking off to my brother even if i feel like shit about it #nsfw #incest
now im thinking about frotting goddamn #nsfw
i want my big brother #incest
i feel better in a less lying way now watching tv wanna be held though
What a woman! [[ATTACHMENT: A photo of Jasprose lying naked on her back outside somewhere. Her chest has been ripped open, her arms have been cut off at different lengths above the elbow, she's covered in blood and slurry, and there's a bloody chainsaw lying next to her. Her face is slack-jawed, expressionlessl, but there is one sign of life - a tentacle extending from her side, holding a Wile E. Coyote sign that says "I CONSENT" in big letters.]]
stuck between wanting him to come over to fuck me until i cant think or speak right and wanting to just lay next to him for a lil while and maybe attempt to burrow under him for the pressure #nsfw
come over to my house n find out what i want.
abuse is kinda hot ngl #nsfw #cw-abuse
@techhDogg asks if me, jade, and john were all worms and you had to sacrifice one of us to feed a bird, who would you feed to the bird I would sacrifice myself, offer my body to the avian menace like Prometheus.
is #forcefem still a hit with the crowd at noon next person to call me a girl is getting it and by it i probably mean sucked off #nsfwe #justkidding #ihavestandards #notreally
i will forget to follow people a lot. so its kind of like, making a friend at the park and i dont give you my number to keep in touch because i know you /will/ be seeingnme around. and then i follow out of formality even though i think the feature is useless
I was not expecting this much support for the idea of me "getting my freak on", as they say. #nsfw #thankyou Perhaps one day I will risk it all. In a rather literal sense, hah.
okay fuck it i'm in a mood #nsfw #titposting ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀
tempting. :P
B33 < nyactually yk what B33 < if efurrynyans #nsfw #bulgeposting i might as well fur once B33 < originyally this was fur @tipsyGlamour ((artist, huge fucking shout out)) but i suppaws you can can nyall enjoy https://64.media.tumblr.com/dc22bbd07189b0dcb712f71e00c34f0a/e2ffe47f42a10bfe-c7/s640x960/9192ab385a0a07d0222d17b1f6a182f17ba2718c.png
[Metal Gear Alert sound] ! #nsfw
anywayz joinin in w me n roros tasteful pic #suggestive https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be0cbad3d06b.png
catch me drawing g porn of random folks on my timeline #nsfw
tonight sucks and i hate my bro and all versions of him
no wait i want to watch
entering a Making Something All About Me Competition and my opponent is my brother https://i.postimg.cc/cH9BWwp2/image.png
im a clown of the pee hole. fairs are fairs. all the tops, throw your likes down here
Based on your current typing capabilities, perhaps not. However, who am I to judge? When I will be partaking of much the same kind of activities later too. That is to say, have fun, drunk some water.
Reminder to take your night time medication if you have any.
who's online and in the mood for getting pregnant? :P #nsfw
THAT IS HARDLY APPROPRIATE, YOUNG MAN. PLEASE WATCH YOUR MOUTH IN MY REPLIES. THANK YOU.
You’re a Dave variant, so no. I’m especially fond of Dave variants.
you ever think this is what pencil erasers feel like?
petition to brutalize every pathetic failure of a dave on this website.
feeling like i should bite someone’s throat out. fuck them stupid and kill them once we finish. #nsfw #nsfwe #violence #gore
Check your pad.
the devil shiver's when a cool guy run's out of apple juice
I have a couple cases, I can transportalize them over to you.
hey everybodyy hehe heard of this aaweesome site and like thought "heyy why dont i get myself on there and meet awesome new peeps!" sooo yeahh hiiii lmao heres me cumming like fuckin crazy as a first impression lol :3c
Won't you look at that, @cesarianAqueduct I found a second copy of the book. Also, my right hamstring looks fucking /powerful/. #nsfw
#puppet https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/004ee41c68ff.gif