♦ pitied by @tonrisIgizzi
I-I thi-ink thi-is websi-ite wo-ould be easi-ier i-if I-I had fri-iends. I-I do-o no-ot have tho-ose. Thi-is i-is why I-I am here. To-o make fri-iends. O-Or... my co-owo-orkers are mo-ocki-ing my po-oo-or attempts at so-oci-iali-izi-ing, and thi-is was a mi-istake. There are to-oo-o many celebri-iti-ies and hi-ighblo-oo-ods wi-ith i-impo-ortance attached to-o thei-ir namesakes. I-I am go-oi-ing to-o be si-ick.
If only I were able to §imply unin§tall a hangover. I look like an a§§hole with the§e dimmer§ on in court.
I am hearing chittering among§t my client§ about a “§icK a§ helL motherfuckinG rageR” happening §oon. I am con§idering attending, a§ many of them are promi§ing me an in. If there i§ one thing§ clown§ do not joke about, it i§ their partie§. I re§pect that.
a storied figure in history slogs through mmmmud and mmmmeat slough and is lauded but i wwwwalk through the office in soggy socks and sandals and get spat upon, berated, villified,
The $ite Broke Ju$t @$ I W@$ @bout The $o7icit Copie$ Of @nce$tor M@nu$cript$. Perh@p$ Th@t I$ My $ign Not To Do Th@t.
I went to law school for two entire sweeps just to end up in an office getting pens thrown at me. How average of me
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE WAY YOU TYPE IS MUTHAHAFUCKING AWFUL LEVELS OF NUTTY ATROCIOUS, BUT HONESTLY, I KINDA FUCK WITH THAHAT.