♦ pitied by @tonrisIgizzi
.•° LMAO reMeMber when you did that weird shit? i do. HELLO DORKS. it's Meeee!!!! legasi cortex. editor in chief of HISTORY. want soMeone to forget that eMbarrassing MoMent that changed your relationship forever? need that ex to forget who they left you for? got soMeone tailing you for a debt? just wanna disappear froM soMeone's life? hit. Me. up. you know what they say. if nobody reMeMbers it, did it really happen?
I-I thi-ink thi-is websi-ite wo-ould be easi-ier i-if I-I had fri-iends. I-I do-o no-ot have tho-ose. Thi-is i-is why I-I am here. To-o make fri-iends. O-Or... my co-owo-orkers are mo-ocki-ing my po-oo-or attempts at so-oci-iali-izi-ing, and thi-is was a mi-istake. There are to-oo-o many celebri-iti-ies and hi-ighblo-oo-ods wi-ith i-impo-ortance attached to-o thei-ir namesakes. I-I am go-oi-ing to-o be si-ick.
If only I were able to §imply unin§tall a hangover. I look like an a§§hole with the§e dimmer§ on in court.
I am hearing chittering among§t my client§ about a “§icK a§ helL motherfuckinG rageR” happening §oon. I am con§idering attending, a§ many of them are promi§ing me an in. If there i§ one thing§ clown§ do not joke about, it i§ their partie§. I re§pect that.
a storied figure in history slogs through mmmmud and mmmmeat slough and is lauded but i wwwwalk through the office in soggy socks and sandals and get spat upon, berated, villified,
The $ite Broke Ju$t @$ I W@$ @bout The $o7icit Copie$ Of @nce$tor M@nu$cript$. Perh@p$ Th@t I$ My $ign Not To Do Th@t.
I went to law school for two entire sweeps just to end up in an office getting pens thrown at me. How average of me
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE WAY YOU TYPE IS MUTHAHAFUCKING AWFUL LEVELS OF NUTTY ATROCIOUS, BUT HONESTLY, I KINDA FUCK WITH THAHAT.