♣ mediated by @totesGruesome
≈ Apologies, Ĩ'm just at a very human period of my life. ≈
Im r3al good at poor d3ci2ion making 😎
bruh
someone.is left out of the will
if murderers were funny id hang
#selfharm is important which is why i put on a knife mask every day
theres a hole in my sock my big yucky piggy slipped out
who is showing hole at #eridanweek?? #iwantcandy #nsfw.
What is on the docket for tonight’s #EridanWeek? I have not been keeping up with it as I should be.
maybe its due to my hostile and standoffish nature that i push people away that i cant make friends, and especially cant keep them maybe this is why i am alone at the end of the night jorking it all by myself
I was 9nly g9ne f9r 3 days and I feel like things are suspici9usly quiet.
lemme revert back to depressed my bad lmfao
if the riddler pities my posts ONE MORE TIME
hey watch OUt for a rEAlly big OIl spill that just hit the OceAn thats my bad #fishingfriday
How is having a job going? I sure do love being employed
I used Big Bertha for this one. Get blasted, you little shits. #fishingfriday https://environmenttechnology.science.blog/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/download-24.jpg
where are my children clowns. come hither to your jork daddy.
you can whispEr it! i bEliEvE in you! somEonE has to!
ooc // fuck i forgot trolls were woke 😭😭fml Bro
He can suck eggs, people should be shaming both him and my brother for promoting AI content on this platform
Some have called me "Mr. Tall Dark and Handsome" Although I find that odd... As I am none of those things.
#lyricsPosting Like the legend of the penis, uh- FUCK I FUCK3D IT UP GIMMM3 A DO-OV3R
i can not tell if that guy is serious or a troll. like uh, internet troll not the species. #vagueposting.
>--D=I=have=a=good=one=are=you=an=imperial=drone=because=I=am=ready=to=ascend=with=you=haha=:)//<
H3r32 a cla22ic Do you b3li3v3 in lov3 at fr2t 2ight? Or 2hould I walk by again?
It2 2o qui3t wh3r3'2 @d2trid32 i2 h3 okay
￣\ i showed you my personality please respond /￣
how many horns could a clown honk if a clown could honk horns??? #shitpost
THERE IS PASSABLE ASS ON MY FEED BUT YOU WILL NEVER KNOW
My wife died three years ago, but I received a letter from her just yesterday.
Now I know what a watermelon feels like
Oh, right. Conversations. With people.
IT'S... #peanutbuttersandwich
no no no no no. #peanutbuttersandwich
it's... #peanutbuttersandwich
what does it say about me if my animal crossing island is full of almost exclusively jock villagers
fell out the strider tree and hit every branch
oh no. oh god. #peanutbuttersandwich
#ragebait https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fcfe17b5f21c.png
guys what... what is this thing...? #peanutbuttersandwich...? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de57c0438c4d.png
there's something weird in here? #peanutbuttersandwich? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4a3da9ef4cd0.png
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I GOTTA GET MY MOIRAIL OUT OF THE HIVE MORE OFTEN.
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sIr.... scp wIsh I knEw just brEachEd contaInmEnt https://fILE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JIEr/ImagEn_2026-04-01_212508523.png
I am happy Dave now. I am happy and living a normal life. Do not be alarmed.
dont like me dont hate me please just ignore me ill get over myself sooner or later
i miss when people liked me i know i say i love my haters but i really dont it hurts fuck me god fucking damn it all
not now honey, daddy’s yearning for something that once was and will never be again. #nsfw
might be down for carving myself we will see where the day takes me ugh but then ill have to wear long sleeves #cw-self-harm
I know shIt about homEstuck I stoppEd payIng attEntIon aftEr act 5
im just another victim of the bad boys club #mykarkatmightactuallynotloveme
i was younger than you are now
...not cool rox
You need a therapist.
please dont thirst followv me on here. im a philosopher. (a vwery sexy and handsome philosopher vwith chiseled abs and a sharp jawvline.)
JUsT KIDING I HAVE MINTS aprilfool . get gamgam'd
i'M, fRIGHTENED,
It's my favorite day of the year because one can do all sorts of heinous shit and get away with it. Might "accidentally" leak my blackmail folder to bring down high ranking officials haha. #AprilFools #Justaprank #FirstOfTheMonth #IDoExpectPayments
I don’t tend to say that I’m trans even though I, by definition, am definitely trans. It’s just not something that registers to me as anything of note or requiring distinction. But fuck does it eventually get inconvenient to find literally any other way to explain my condition. I am a man. I have never not been a man. And that's the thing that people often don't understand when I use the term transgender. I didn't even have the social context to ever be considered a girl or a woman growing up. That was something I learned about as a teenager, after I started eating absolute fucking shit for having a uterus. But nobody actually really *gets* that because the fact is that people grew up in a society while I grew up in the hollow shell of two dead species and everything they left behind.
God, I can be such a bastard sometimes But at least we have each other right? #vagueposting #vent #nsfw
h3ll y3a bro u d323rv3 it
My dms are always open I just don't recommend talking to me because it's not very fun.
≈ Biting and writhing and thrashing and crushing and screeching. ≈
I'd show hole but I have my sword in it right now and I don't want any bugs or creatures to crawl out. This is about my chest cavity.
Chittr feed out here tormenting me with envy.
https://fILE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JIEr/ImagEn_2026-04-01_053056480.png fuckkk I nEEd hEr so bad
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU AND ME BABY AIN'T NOTHING BUT INSECTS SO LET'S DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON DISCOVERY SELECT. #nsfw
[I just went to the convenient store and didnt cry when the cashier asked me card or cash! im so proud of myself [:) #selfconfident]
I THINK YOU NEED TO LIKE. ION FUCKIN KNOW SIT DOWN AND HAVE A MINUTE TO THINK THIS OVER, SELF REFLECTION OR WHATEVER.
you can tell booktok girliesss think they dessserve to live #booktok
Oh that’s fine!! As l♥︎ng as Dave d♥︎esn’t kn♥︎w I’m ♥︎ver there then I sh♥︎uld bee g♥︎♥︎d :) I’m hiding his shades after all
I've encountered a new problem. This system I'm trying demands I take breaks. Disgusting.
((we will see, im bad at thinking up stuff </3
god do i 2hitpo2t or 2adpo2t or do i ju2t drink 2om3 mor3 fcuk what if i did all thr33 #2ub2tanc3 #2ub2tanc32
i need to shower my hair is greasy
you can copyright dicks #nsfw
The Egbeert Teto zituation zoundz dicey.
i love playing hard to get after begging for dick really shows my initiative to being a huge asshole #nsfw
I feel my tolerance for nonsense dropping with every word.
If you look closely at @warIoepIcFan 's quIrk you notIce that only the letters E, V, I and L are capItalIzed. what dId they mean by thIs?
BREAKING FUCKING NEWS! DNA TEST REVEALED @kasaneTeto s unborn child is actually from @warioSecondfan out of all persons!!! @ectoBiologist#5688 Stay tuned
yknow i think there's somethin' inherently fucked about wantin' to give a shit about a kid yer supposed t' raise and bein' unable to cuz of some slice of demon shit was in that puppet. I can't forget wantin' to care an' not being able to. #angst #impliedabuse #canonabuse #abuse
#kIsmEsIsgoaLs @chaotIcTEchnIcIan https://fILE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JIEr/ImagEn_2026-04-01_013752547.png
I’d rather not play russian roulette with my addiction genes. Nicotine is bad enough.
Trying a new productivity strategy today.
new and cool thing #me
immaginne if the foo fighters didnn't fight the foo
TROLL JOSH DUN IS KINDA FINE. NGL.
i think more people should get into fights my hair is being ripped out as i type this its fun #violence
> If you have more than one tooth you say teeth and if you have more than one foot you say feet so why are they not called beeb <
ENOUGH social interactions. I need to go in the river.
u alreedy fucked it up cmon
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tHiNkInG AbOuT AlAn's rOtTiNg cOrPsEs #GoRe #AwKwArD
next per2on two iimage embed u2iing dii2cord ii2 gettiing bla2ted two the moon by your2 truly.
Keep Your Eyes Open Bitch
down wit da woke mob
i dont blam3 you dud3 that 2hit wa2 wild
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i need to stop posting for a week so i stop being an asshole to my bf
th3 chao2 i2 actually kind of p3ac3ful
Horrifying. Thank you.
"Tweet about how much you love feet Just love smelling musky feet Wrinkly and hairy toes are your jam" im not doing that thanks man
I'v returned vrom circumstances beyond my apperception. How is the EVNT going?
ERIDAN WEEK IS FAKE, JANE IS DOING SOME EVIL FUCKED UP SHIT BEHIND THE SCENES (BASICALLY CONFESSED TO IT IN MY DIRECT MESSAGES), AND I AM HAPPY TO BE ALIVE AND HAVE NOT HAD ANY THOUGHTS OF #SELFHARM SHOULD ANYTHING HAPPEN TO ME. DON'T FALL FOR THE LIES
A Second Trampoline Has Hit The Afterparty
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Milkshake burger.
just finished wurthering heights i dont know about this one folks #incest
#vaguepost i know blocking and moving on is the play 100% of the time but. i cannot believe the implications of someone saying "ah yes i cope by jokingly rping about hating transgenders and people of color"....... you're fucking dumb goodbye. idgaf if he was gonna change in 30 minutes..it wasn't FUNNY. ok that's all i got xoxo )
((kinda nervous first time getting my friend banned on chittr))
Gonzo is the hottest muppet.
My last link sucked let me try again. Where I'm currently at. #eridanweek https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1488343266553499728/iu_.png?ex=69cc6f2e&is=69cb1dae&hm=7ddfd67c2d38f3e66823370a5cb183df2f5e3ca477cb893e40c5e14de7f9a393&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=822&height=549
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHO'S TRYNA BUY SOME OF THIS STICKY HUMBABA MIND HONEY ZAZA? SELLING AN EIGHTH FOR FIFTY BOONBUCKAROOS. HMU. #substance
You photoshopped all of the HAIR you GOT on my FLOOR
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=1lAdfEsf4p8&si=CFWfHOsm43nPFC5O @affectionConsecrated Wedding Song?
scraggly mmutt is literally mmy job. imm suinng for copyright innfrinngemmennt
If you’re wondering why it’s spelled wrong, it’s legs are adept at fidgeting and kicking
=[]< siiiiigh i wish i was getting kissed by a girl :<
Tf i2 up chittr it2 m3, on3 brain c3ll Z, back at it again with 3 hour2 of 2l33p l3t'2 2lay
Gorey topics are coMinG up on My feed and i dont know how to feel about that
sorry to those who hate my chits.... i'll do better....
nEw infinitE kult glitch just droppEd #cw-sElf-harm https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-30_152349486.png
ok so whEn i do it its cutural appropiation but whEn shE doEs it its cool https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-29_231549895.png
biting penises off if nobody donates to my kickstarter
that is NOT yummy
2o wh3n ar3 w3 g3tting Chittr World 2tar?
i'll be real i wvasn't reading that dowvn far and sawv "tried human" and wvas like "They might be gamey".
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I'll unblock him when he chooses to behave. Or when I feel like it.
Saw something I desperately wished to rechitt, but could not for the sake of common decency. Never until now have I had to fight so hard to not click a single button.
@flightyBroad @totesGruesome i am watching you two.
It's like what I used to do with your grandpa! I'm saving this website for later
NANNA NO NOT THAT ONE.
abt to start throwjn fireballs again bc kankles said i wasnt special
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benadryl bender we bout to have an extended dialog with the hat man #substance
you know dyeing eggs is so fucked up for people like me right
It really d9es feel like y9u all try t99 hard t9 pail each 9ther.
damn can i get some cream on my face next
https://pbs.twimg.com/mEdia/HCYHAplWcAAiq_6.jpg?namE=orig
Fills me with shame. But I cannot leak. I must hold it in.
im sry wish i can help :( smh my head
The Meaning of Life Is The Engine of a Film
i think youll be fine.
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...Alright, fine. Allow me to make myself clear. I couldn't care LESS about the feigned concern for my wellbeing in regard to my faith in the one true God. I couldn't care LESS about what I may be subjected to for that faith. And I certainly couldn't care LESS about none that... Clown tomfoolery! Whatever nightmares trollkind may subject me to are DREAMS compared to what awaits those said sinners in Hell. - Luke 12:2
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I got ketamine, MDMA, Adderall, Bromo-Dragonfly, heroin, coke, crack, codeine, oxys, percs, vikes, PCP, LSD, Dilaudid, mescaline, mushrooms, bath salts, cortisone, Toradol. I got molly. I got her sister Sandra. I got big Frank. I got birth control, I got Plan B. Or... Flintstones gummies? #substance #nsfw
i have the instincts of a hater but a heart of understanding
Old money Hollywood glamour, bitch my shit is freshly minted
Guys I'm boutta do it. I'm going to Glorp.
im seeing so many limebloods, like orcay some of you are super cute bad bitches orcay. like damn shame most of you bad bitches are super fucking dead but, regardless. slay!
> 1 have no clue why 2o many of the2e lalonde2 are 1n heat for u2 aquat1c troll2, but 1'm here for 1t ;)... #n2fw <
You're worth so much more, though.
callin my chittr mutuals my chitties
I am willing to let the Grand Highblood play with my #feet any day.
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D --> That is about all you AI types do isn't it
I wouldn't wish that upon my worst enemy.
oh my! how salacious, dear one! may your culling, should it come to pass, be a stimulating rush. (this is not #quadadvice.)