♣ mediated by @totesGruesome
My creature is getting too big for my pants.
Do you need assistance gaining new material? Hoo Hoo.
at costco right now and grabbing three rotisserie chickens im about to be an animal sitting in my at hive movie theater ripping into these with my bare hands at three am
Mayb3 if I tak3 mor3 drug2 ill a2c3nd thi2 madn322 #2ub2tanc3
Bro you got all th3 good 2nack2 and y'aint 2haring thi2 i2 fuck3d
2har3???
I'm going to eat bean bag.
ill have 2 kill myself if i fumbke another dilf kn main n i kno it wont b just or heroic #cw-self-harm
I ca2t w3t 2ock2
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HOLD ON TIGHTER, I'M ON SOME KAMINA BULLSHIT RN AND ALSO CHITTING AND DRIVING RN, BELIEVE IN THE YUNG JUGG THAHAT BELIEVES IN YOUR ABILITY TO NOT GET FLUNG OUT THE BACK BED OF MY SCUTTLETRUCK.
Almost had a dead dove do not eat moment.
Forgot I am mortal again for a moment. Dangerously silly of me.
xx_da_bath_room_cuddle_,_scary_xx
Muehehe.😈 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/49b6d25a50f3.png
Not m3, im 2hort a2 fuck
loading geneti< material into my bulge like a musket #nsfw
WHY DO YOU GUYS ACTUALLY WANT ME TO POST ABOUT DICK???? YES I LOVE COCK BUT WHAT THE HELL? #nsfw
You aint dumb dud3 your pan i2 ju2t a hat3r
Take a breather.
:33 < purrhaps mew would benefit furrom therapy?
naknak i found a way to link this post directly to my heros computer 1 like = 1 boondollar wired to my pockets 1 hate = 1 boondollar wired to him instead i dont know what the other buttons do
[I believe, as the organic beings would reference from the Simpsons: "Haha, I'm in danger."] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/85876d29ecad.jpg
When will people say "Keep biting your wings, Brosprite, it's really cool". Instead they say "Stop showing me pony gore" and "Please stop talking about cloaca" and "Hiding cameras in public spaces is a crime, even if they're harmless ones you put in the supermarket".
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FUCK PUNCHING DOWN, BUT THERE AIN'T NOBODY ON MY MUTHAHAFUCKING LEVEL, SO THERE AIN'T NO UP TO PUNCH. THIS SHIT MIGHT NOT BE NOTHING TO ME MAN, BUT I STILL FEEL KINDA BAD ABOUT IT. SO SORRY IF I PUNCH DOWN AND CLOBBER YOU. :o(
Th3 kind that2 u2ually follow3d by drug2 and whi2ky and my comfy a22 gra22 #2ub2tanc3
Imagin3 it2 m3 but im lik3, 2tanding out in th3 road l3tting out th3 long32t, mo2t drawn out 2igh youv3 3v3r h3ard
horny posting cancelled for everyone. it's real silly hours
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SEX GROANING WHEN I SNORT A LINE SO THAHAT THE HOES THINK I'M COOL. :o) #nsfw #substance
Sorry if I’m talkin too much.
(( oh my fucking god i just recognised someones trollsona from a rp group i was in YEARS AGO and felt phyically nauseous. thats scary !!!!!!!!!!!!! ))
and now i got the img of a pragnent me stuck in my head n this will shorely give me a few body horror relatd nightmares #dysphoria
nah if my dinner aint delivered on a platter balanced atop a plump pair of bootycheeks that shit dont even taste right #nsfw
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I’m going to crack a tooth just so I don’t put a new hole in the wall right next to the one I fixed.
OH FUCK THIS. ROX AND ZABRAK ARE GONNA HAVE TO HOLD MY ASS BACK FROM *CULLING* HIM THE MOMENT I SEE HIM. I’M GOING TO BEAT HIS SKULL INTO THE PAVEMENT UNTIL IT CRACKS OPEN. #gore #violence
crashed my car i feel better noww im normal
the poop<hitters send <hitt
#PlaneWiFi
They hate a Cueball with charm and grace.
in startin 2 feel like im cursed
He’s not answering me, so here we are.
Hal pissed me off and I can’t punch him in the face.
I punched it.
[Not allowed. Illegal, even.]
take that back i take tht back
I DO NAUT )(AV-E A MONSTER COCK!!!!!!!! I )(AV-E A V-ERY S-ENSIBLY SIZ-ED OVIPOSITOR!!!!!!!! #nsfw
I will not be doing that.
https://file.garden/achecwa0vhdp6du4/screenshot_20260413-213114.png his damara? are you implying he is her owner? are you saying you hate women and that they belong to men? @itchy #itchyhateswoman
‘Kay, glad I read that part right, at least…
Ms. Information and I are in no such situation. She and I are merely colleagues and I would prefer you not be so imaginatively crass about her.
Tempting to ping Jason but I don't really think he'd like that.
You got a thing for pay pigs
Pla2tic bull3t2 From imaginary gun2
:33 < now im shy about the nude :// #nsfw
Dubaii Labubu, a fuchsia blood.
plotting with the other jadelings. let's just say that some of you will not be here by the end of the week
I kn3w I wa2 f33ling too good for too long. H3r3 w3 go again
When did all these apes get here
https://tenor.com/view/shreek-smile-shrek-meme-smiling-nice-gif-2254951627329396250
I don't usually extend a inwvitation to you purples, but I got a bulge for you each. Learn to share.
[Eating nails out of a bowl with milk in front of him just to see what happens. Yes, I will also eat the fork afterwards.]
You cant prove that
would it be easier to deal with my headache somewhere that isnt smokey? yeah probably
Most fuckable Muppet is Gonzo. I will not elaborate any further. #nsfw
Ur th3 on3 3ating my multiuniv3r2al cou2in2
Wrong.
X There’s a cop here :/ #bonfireparty x
I WI⚡H I COULD JOIN THE #BONFIREPARTY BUT I FEEL LIKE I WOULD ACCIDENTALLY ELECTROCUTE EVERYONE IN THE WATER
i like. yyoureye꠹
Your greed sickens me
I ROMHACKED MY 3DS XL!!! I NOW HAVE THE ABILITY TO HACK INTO THE PENTAGON!!!! WHAT WILL I DO WITH THIS INFORMATION!!!!!???
You’re absolutely disgusting
I know they really dont want to but i think they really should talk about their feelings with each other. #vagueposting
It's now official. I have been graced by an Ampora. Am I cringe, chat?
big money big money no whammies
im sp druknk its so dumb, #substance
Imagine being a big bad purple blood that has to lie on the internet for internet points.
✿ OK but for real dough where da baddies at. are we avoiding da glurp. is there someting wrong w me
1 alwayz knew 1 c0uld c0unt 0n u bb
⚡TRAIGHT UP GU⚡⚡LING ⚡O MANY VOLT⚡ OF ELECTRICITY RIGHT NOW HOLY ⚡HIT
call me dave strider the way im me
Okay I should not be posting pathetic sentiments when I'm not even tipsy.
http2://i.ibb.co/kVyDWkFr/imag3.png You guy2 w3r3 2o clo23..
Can y'all 2top 3njoying my po2t2 2o much for a littl3 bit 2o I can hit bigg3r numb3r pl2
April the 7th 1941, “Took care of my little grub, he’s growing up so fast. My fucking parents were a bunch of shiftless layabouts, and I just knocked it out of the park on my first day. Take that to the bank,” -Signed Spades S. Esquire.
realizing i might be the only roxy that can drywall a hole in the wall
#cw-self-harm #dramatic #vaguepost if it doesnt go well tmrw, i will do it
Ah-rah, dee Soo-guh-goo-gee-goo-gee Goo-guh fliggoo giggoo, guh fliggoo, giggoo-buh-dee Ooh, guh-goo-bee, ooh-guh-guh-bee-guh-guh-bee Fliggoo giggoo, a-fliguh woo-wa
WELL, IM KINDA BORED RIGHT NOW. YOU GOT ANYTHING PLANNED?
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and they say i dont got game https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1a9e5ff044a8.jpg
I WAS RUNNING WHILE TYPING THIS. FUCK.
CAN I BE HEARD OUT ON FAT TONY
Wet, long, thick hair can be used as a weapon.
Absolutely not! crimes shall earneth thee not but shackles in a dungeon! this is a sir of ill repute!
shut the fuck up meemaw, you don't know shit.
✿ guys wat if i hosted a flavor of love show but its flavor of glurpi and every1 haz 2 impress da glurp
i think im dying again or i have like low iron or something idk
why do i see the cheshire cat in the corner of my eye vision?
COME PLAYCheckers with grandma i swear i.wont cheat this time. ; )
I’m s♡ stressed ♡ut I ended up cutting myself with my ♡wn claws.. I need a drink.. </3 #substance #cw-self-harm
(˶˃⤙˂˶) < WAIT! FUCKED UP MEANT TO SAY, M'MAN
Lotta hat3r2 round h3r3
Need to make it clear I'll never truly change.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7035fbb28a98.jpg #nsfww
gettiing real ball00n n0t barbiie freyer fest fr0m the iic0n
who want me #nsfw #billclinton #billclintonpleasetouchme #iwantyou
I didn't have to take a test to know this answer. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d82ffe7fa32b.png
I dont know if I agr33 with thi2 t32t. http2://i.ibb.co/chzvW2Z1/imag3.png #n2fw?
W3r3 2o fucking back alr3ady l3t2 go
Scottie Dogs aren't even that good. They're passable, at most.
There's three things everyone should know about me! Number one ! There's two things people should know about me! Number two! I never tell anyone anything about myself! Number three ! I'm the only member of the circus who actually has feelings! Everyone else is pretending.
feeling a little silly today. might do some evil pranks!
✿ guys... am i not 12 stars and a man... wat da fukk...
I might like men. Fuckk.
i do Nawt apologize 2 th service workr tht has 2 deal w th 3 melted margs
>+. SNEEZED AND SOMETHING DISLODGED. I'M SURE I'LL FIND IT .+< #gore
Oh god, I'm becoming my mother.
Why do I get my mothers addictive personality and not her body. What the fuck. #substance
at least damara is coming over to clean my hive...
s0metimes y0u
ham cheese ham cracker cheese cracker ham and cheese cracker ham and cheese
the bird man made me say it #vagueposting
I am never putting my trust in a horse again. Cats only.
A necklace. He slimed him.
He slimed Hal.
✿ ok. idgaf
Everyone who said congrats on my two day sobriety, thank you. You can stop looking at my posts now knowing I am keeping the streak and if it seems like I am not it is because I am pulling a late April fools prank.
fuckiin goiin twwo bed,, you"re all makiin u2 twwo mad..
Nah. You gotta know it's me without looking at my profile.
• am i the only one whos genuinely concerned about the horse
For real. If I was unmasking on Chittr every other post would have a beep boop at the end. Also, I wouldn't be typing like this. Holy fuck does it suck to type like this.
sprinkle some cheese on a plate n microwave it and thats girl dinner
OH SHIT ITS A HORSE.
THERAPY IS A SCAM BY BIG PSYCHIATRY TO SELL MORE MENTAL HEALTH!
Who the fuck adds salmon to a Santa Fe chicken with ranch? It's a fucking Santa Fe chicken; send that shit back.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IT HAHAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY MUTHAHAFUCKING ATTENTION BY MY LEGISLASCERATOR LAWYER HOMIE THAHAT I SHOULD NOT PREACH STRAIGHT UP MUTHAHAFUCKING GOSPEL WHEN I'M BEING ARRAIGNED FOR CRIMES AGAINST TROLLKIND. FUCK WHAHAT THEY TOLD YOU, DON'T TELL MY LAWYER I'M GONNA GO APESHIT IN THE COURT ROOM ANYWAYS. YUNG JUGG OUT. 💯💯💯✌️✌️✌️
0K, MAYBE 1 SH0ULDNT HAVE BETTED THE S1TES STAB1L1TY 0N THE C0NDESCE.
#NewBanner https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c38cc76791bc.jpeg
Sometimes I think about being cut open and filled with stuffing and sewn back together.
Th3r32 wat3r in whi2ky #2ub2tanc3
all these chitts are either 'i had the best fucking day of my life' to 'i am going to dismember a lowblood in my backyard and make a two year old watch' and theres no in between #gore
:33< like my status if mew think detective dick gumshoose is kinda hot
heheheheheh.. #beetles https://th-thumbnailer.cdn-si-edu.c♡m/6VwasrxV8-Ft0t68FN_apMfiQPI=/fit-in/1072x0/https://tf-cmsv2-ph♡t♡c♡ntest-smiths♡nianmag-pr♡d-appr♡ved.s3.amaz♡naws.c♡m/33e34200-d91a-4e94-adc1-42ef87409ee3.jpeg
concept: wrapping a violetblood's bulge in rice n seaweed b4 you go down on them itadakimasu!~ #😸 #😻 #violence (implied biting) #foodPlay mew~ 💖✨
... >X3 people are far too crazy on here i just want to post about my funny witchcraft stuff but i dont know whod be interested!! >XO
oh damn alright fine
perfect tiime twwo get you all..
if xXx i xXx have xX you Xx blocked xXx do xX me xX a xXx favor xX and Xx take xXx that xXx shit xXx extremely xX personally ask xXx yourself Xx "what xX on Xx alternia xX do xXx i xX have xX to xX do xX to Xx get Xx a xX CLOWN xXx to Xx block xX me?" #helpfultipswbanjax
X Correction: just waking up feels like this. A bender implies I ever stop x
:33 < but i don't *want* to reap what i've sown >:33
Yeah, but I’m wvorkin’ on it.
ok no joke i was gonna make a tweet about president obama approving hella jeff week but my phone tried autocorrecting "Hella" to "heckjckjckcjkckj" did apple put AI into their autocorrect
i wanna kill that guy
ill g3t wat3r laat3r
got too many damn rules fer myself to be a good man. good men don't got flashbacks t' the type of shit i do. #trauma
H3y I tak3 off3n23 to thi2. I lo2t an arm and a l3g for that 2hit dawg
Look man th3m h3ir322 typ32 ar3 waaay 2trong3r than th3y look and th3y g3t r3al mad. I didnt lo23 th3m for it, but b3cau23 of it.
How do I tell one of my daughters, no she is not going to meet the funny cue ball man.
i was doing so good why did i even drink tonight #substance
🦖shedding season SUCKS!!!! they should invent a deshedder that hits you from all angles like a fucked up 20 nozzle shower
Thi2 ju2t in: Hat3 Bot ha2 n3w comp3tition
What a t3rribl3 day to hav3 3y32
bwuh
mmrmrghrjrhhrrrzzzzzzzzz
IM. #wetnwild. ((This is such an ooc post but i needed to post it somewhere))
ok guess im facing the consequences of looking and sounding like a dude today
sometimes i worry that i am being a Bad Bisexual, like im not into women enough then i spend time with a pretty girl and i feel better <3
just played the fuckin weirdest game of twister ever which isnt a hard thing to be because ive only ever played one game of twister someone got killed tho so guess that sets the bar for whenever i play my next game of twister
Someone's mad. https://i.ibb.co/0yLMFWyb/image-2026-04-04-224530694.jpg
⚓< alright. who broke it. im not mad. i just want to know. >
my type is s0me0ne wh0 will let me huff their pits. send chitt. #nsfw
what he ♯means is: ♯oiling himself up in ♯grease & ♯running ♯fullspeed down a ♯lengthytilehallway in nothing but a ♯bikini
X Everybody’s a freak until they’re tied up and about to have my fist up their ass, then suddenly it’s “hold on isn’t your hand as big as my head?” #nsfw x
NO ONES GIVING ME A 20 BUCKS SO I'M GONNA BUST IT WIDE OPEN ON THE STREET TO GET SAID 20. YALL BROKE IM WOKE #NSFW
not gonna ask not gonna care not gonna worry about it i love minding my own business im not going to give a single solitary shit
I can tell some of you got your typing quirks from a generator. Yes I am judging.
On the fridge. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1490131845822550217/IMG_3246.jpg?ex=69d2f0ed&is=69d19f6d&hm=776f5001fb601911f2bf62300c687620718317f1d77598bb7cfa98ac28ec6e16&=&format=webp&width=427&height=569
i keep seeing these "peeled" pokemon online. they're a little upsetting.
Would anybody know if I was erased from my timeline.
fucking hate bell peppers though
I like my pizza as a joint front and money laundering operation, for the record.
flirtin w the ppl on my feed but onyl in my midn bc i am Nawt Doin Tht
actually you know what NO i AM right and broccoli on pizza IS good and so are figs and goat cheese just not on the same pizza it isnt MY fault you have the tastebuds of a fucking toddler!!!!!
2talkiing all the bad biitche2 wiith a moe avii of my2elf 2o ii dont 2care the huzz away
⚓< who in the actual fuck is putting broccoli on pizza >
I dont n33d crypto to tak3 all of my mon3y that'2 what I hav3 drug2 for #2ub2tanc3
This trend of cypto on the timeline needs to end Just tax-dodge like the rest of us, like have some dignity
Good morning. Oh crap, do I have bed head? https://file.garden/acTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/Eggs_Bedhead.png
He that covereth a transgression seeketh love; but he that repeateth a matter separateth very friends. verse: Proverbs 17:9
(Jack having a saul goodman moment but its being a divorce lawyer for anyone affected by the trickster thing)
jeff the killer is so right i’m gonna monroe the kill myself #cw-self-harm
≈ Apologies, Ĩ'm just at a very human period of my life. ≈
Im r3al good at poor d3ci2ion making 😎
bruh
someone.is left out of the will
Stop. I do not want you. Shut up.
Bitches call me "The Shovel."
if murderers were funny id hang
#selfharm is important which is why i put on a knife mask every day
who is showing hole at #eridanweek?? #iwantcandy #nsfw.
What is on the docket for tonight’s #EridanWeek? I have not been keeping up with it as I should be.
I was 9nly g9ne f9r 3 days and I feel like things are suspici9usly quiet.
lemme revert back to depressed my bad lmfao
hey watch OUt for a rEAlly big OIl spill that just hit the OceAn thats my bad #fishingfriday
How is having a job going? I sure do love being employed
I used Big Bertha for this one. Get blasted, you little shits. #fishingfriday https://environmenttechnology.science.blog/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/download-24.jpg
you can whispEr it! i bEliEvE in you! somEonE has to!
ooc // fuck i forgot trolls were woke 😭😭fml Bro
He can suck eggs, people should be shaming both him and my brother for promoting AI content on this platform
#lyricsPosting Like the legend of the penis, uh- FUCK I FUCK3D IT UP GIMMM3 A DO-OV3R
i can not tell if that guy is serious or a troll. like uh, internet troll not the species. #vagueposting.
>--D=I=have=a=good=one=are=you=an=imperial=drone=because=I=am=ready=to=ascend=with=you=haha=:)//<
H3r32 a cla22ic Do you b3li3v3 in lov3 at fr2t 2ight? Or 2hould I walk by again?
It2 2o qui3t wh3r3'2 @d2trid32 i2 h3 okay
￣\ i showed you my personality please respond /￣
how many horns could a clown honk if a clown could honk horns??? #shitpost
Now I know what a watermelon feels like
Oh, right. Conversations. With people.
IT'S... #peanutbuttersandwich
no no no no no. #peanutbuttersandwich
it's... #peanutbuttersandwich
what does it say about me if my animal crossing island is full of almost exclusively jock villagers
fell out the strider tree and hit every branch
oh no. oh god. #peanutbuttersandwich
#ragebait https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fcfe17b5f21c.png
guys what... what is this thing...? #peanutbuttersandwich...? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de57c0438c4d.png
there's something weird in here? #peanutbuttersandwich? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4a3da9ef4cd0.png
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I GOTTA GET MY MOIRAIL OUT OF THE HIVE MORE OFTEN.
I am happy Dave now. I am happy and living a normal life. Do not be alarmed.
dont like me dont hate me please just ignore me ill get over myself sooner or later
i miss when people liked me i know i say i love my haters but i really dont it hurts fuck me god fucking damn it all
not now honey, daddy’s yearning for something that once was and will never be again. #nsfw
might be down for carving myself we will see where the day takes me ugh but then ill have to wear long sleeves #cw-self-harm
im just another victim of the bad boys club #mykarkatmightactuallynotloveme
i was younger than you are now
...not cool rox
You need a therapist.
please dont thirst followv me on here. im a philosopher. (a vwery sexy and handsome philosopher vwith chiseled abs and a sharp jawvline.)
JUsT KIDING I HAVE MINTS aprilfool . get gamgam'd
i'M, fRIGHTENED,
It's my favorite day of the year because one can do all sorts of heinous shit and get away with it. Might "accidentally" leak my blackmail folder to bring down high ranking officials haha. #AprilFools #Justaprank #FirstOfTheMonth #IDoExpectPayments
I don’t tend to say that I’m trans even though I, by definition, am definitely trans. It’s just not something that registers to me as anything of note or requiring distinction. But fuck does it eventually get inconvenient to find literally any other way to explain my condition. I am a man. I have never not been a man. And that's the thing that people often don't understand when I use the term transgender. I didn't even have the social context to ever be considered a girl or a woman growing up. That was something I learned about as a teenager, after I started eating absolute fucking shit for having a uterus. But nobody actually really *gets* that because the fact is that people grew up in a society while I grew up in the hollow shell of two dead species and everything they left behind.
God, I can be such a bastard sometimes But at least we have each other right? #vagueposting #vent #nsfw
h3ll y3a bro u d323rv3 it
My dms are always open I just don't recommend talking to me because it's not very fun.
≈ Biting and writhing and thrashing and crushing and screeching. ≈
I'd show hole but I have my sword in it right now and I don't want any bugs or creatures to crawl out. This is about my chest cavity.
Chittr feed out here tormenting me with envy.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU AND ME BABY AIN'T NOTHING BUT INSECTS SO LET'S DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON DISCOVERY SELECT. #nsfw
[I just went to the convenient store and didnt cry when the cashier asked me card or cash! im so proud of myself [:) #selfconfident]
I THINK YOU NEED TO LIKE. ION FUCKIN KNOW SIT DOWN AND HAVE A MINUTE TO THINK THIS OVER, SELF REFLECTION OR WHATEVER.
you can tell booktok girliesss think they dessserve to live #booktok
Oh that’s fine!! As l♥︎ng as Dave d♥︎esn’t kn♥︎w I’m ♥︎ver there then I sh♥︎uld bee g♥︎♥︎d :) I’m hiding his shades after all
I've encountered a new problem. This system I'm trying demands I take breaks. Disgusting.
((we will see, im bad at thinking up stuff </3
god do i 2hitpo2t or 2adpo2t or do i ju2t drink 2om3 mor3 fcuk what if i did all thr33 #2ub2tanc3 #2ub2tanc32
i need to shower my hair is greasy
you can copyright dicks #nsfw
The Egbeert Teto zituation zoundz dicey.
i love playing hard to get after begging for dick really shows my initiative to being a huge asshole #nsfw
I feel my tolerance for nonsense dropping with every word.
BREAKING FUCKING NEWS! DNA TEST REVEALED @kasaneTeto s unborn child is actually from @warioSecondfan out of all persons!!! @ectoBiologist#5688 Stay tuned
yknow i think there's somethin' inherently fucked about wantin' to give a shit about a kid yer supposed t' raise and bein' unable to cuz of some slice of demon shit was in that puppet. I can't forget wantin' to care an' not being able to. #angst #impliedabuse #canonabuse #abuse
I’d rather not play russian roulette with my addiction genes. Nicotine is bad enough.
Trying a new productivity strategy today.
new and cool thing #me
immaginne if the foo fighters didnn't fight the foo
TROLL JOSH DUN IS KINDA FINE. NGL.
i think more people should get into fights my hair is being ripped out as i type this its fun #violence
> If you have more than one tooth you say teeth and if you have more than one foot you say feet so why are they not called beeb <
ENOUGH social interactions. I need to go in the river.
u alreedy fucked it up cmon
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tHiNkInG AbOuT AlAn's rOtTiNg cOrPsEs #GoRe #AwKwArD
next per2on two iimage embed u2iing dii2cord ii2 gettiing bla2ted two the moon by your2 truly.
Keep Your Eyes Open Bitch
down wit da woke mob
i dont blam3 you dud3 that 2hit wa2 wild
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i need to stop posting for a week so i stop being an asshole to my bf
ok maybe #eridanweek is alright with me
th3 chao2 i2 actually kind of p3ac3ful
Horrifying. Thank you.
"Tweet about how much you love feet Just love smelling musky feet Wrinkly and hairy toes are your jam" im not doing that thanks man
I'v returned vrom circumstances beyond my apperception. How is the EVNT going?
ERIDAN WEEK IS FAKE, JANE IS DOING SOME EVIL FUCKED UP SHIT BEHIND THE SCENES (BASICALLY CONFESSED TO IT IN MY DIRECT MESSAGES), AND I AM HAPPY TO BE ALIVE AND HAVE NOT HAD ANY THOUGHTS OF #SELFHARM SHOULD ANYTHING HAPPEN TO ME. DON'T FALL FOR THE LIES
A Second Trampoline Has Hit The Afterparty
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Milkshake burger.
just finished wurthering heights i dont know about this one folks #incest
#vaguepost i know blocking and moving on is the play 100% of the time but. i cannot believe the implications of someone saying "ah yes i cope by jokingly rping about hating transgenders and people of color"....... you're fucking dumb goodbye. idgaf if he was gonna change in 30 minutes..it wasn't FUNNY. ok that's all i got xoxo )
((kinda nervous first time getting my friend banned on chittr))
Gonzo is the hottest muppet.
My last link sucked let me try again. Where I'm currently at. #eridanweek https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1488343266553499728/iu_.png?ex=69cc6f2e&is=69cb1dae&hm=7ddfd67c2d38f3e66823370a5cb183df2f5e3ca477cb893e40c5e14de7f9a393&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=822&height=549
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHO'S TRYNA BUY SOME OF THIS STICKY HUMBABA MIND HONEY ZAZA? SELLING AN EIGHTH FOR FIFTY BOONBUCKAROOS. HMU. #substance
You photoshopped all of the HAIR you GOT on my FLOOR
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=1lAdfEsf4p8&si=CFWfHOsm43nPFC5O @affectionConsecrated Wedding Song?
scraggly mmutt is literally mmy job. imm suinng for copyright innfrinngemmennt
If you’re wondering why it’s spelled wrong, it’s legs are adept at fidgeting and kicking
=[]< siiiiigh i wish i was getting kissed by a girl :<
Tf i2 up chittr it2 m3, on3 brain c3ll Z, back at it again with 3 hour2 of 2l33p l3t'2 2lay
Gorey topics are coMinG up on My feed and i dont know how to feel about that
sorry to those who hate my chits.... i'll do better....
biting penises off if nobody donates to my kickstarter
that is NOT yummy
2o wh3n ar3 w3 g3tting Chittr World 2tar?
i'll be real i wvasn't reading that dowvn far and sawv "tried human" and wvas like "They might be gamey".
I'll unblock him when he chooses to behave. Or when I feel like it.
Saw something I desperately wished to rechitt, but could not for the sake of common decency. Never until now have I had to fight so hard to not click a single button.
@flightyBroad @totesGruesome i am watching you two.
It's like what I used to do with your grandpa! I'm saving this website for later
NANNA NO NOT THAT ONE.
abt to start throwjn fireballs again bc kankles said i wasnt special
benadryl bender we bout to have an extended dialog with the hat man #substance
you know dyeing eggs is so fucked up for people like me right
It really d9es feel like y9u all try t99 hard t9 pail each 9ther.
damn can i get some cream on my face next
Fills me with shame. But I cannot leak. I must hold it in.
im sry wish i can help :( smh my head
The Meaning of Life Is The Engine of a Film
i think youll be fine.
...Alright, fine. Allow me to make myself clear. I couldn't care LESS about the feigned concern for my wellbeing in regard to my faith in the one true God. I couldn't care LESS about what I may be subjected to for that faith. And I certainly couldn't care LESS about none that... Clown tomfoolery! Whatever nightmares trollkind may subject me to are DREAMS compared to what awaits those said sinners in Hell. - Luke 12:2
I got ketamine, MDMA, Adderall, Bromo-Dragonfly, heroin, coke, crack, codeine, oxys, percs, vikes, PCP, LSD, Dilaudid, mescaline, mushrooms, bath salts, cortisone, Toradol. I got molly. I got her sister Sandra. I got big Frank. I got birth control, I got Plan B. Or... Flintstones gummies? #substance #nsfw
i have the instincts of a hater but a heart of understanding
Old money Hollywood glamour, bitch my shit is freshly minted
Guys I'm boutta do it. I'm going to Glorp.
im seeing so many limebloods, like orcay some of you are super cute bad bitches orcay. like damn shame most of you bad bitches are super fucking dead but, regardless. slay!
> 1 have no clue why 2o many of the2e lalonde2 are 1n heat for u2 aquat1c troll2, but 1'm here for 1t ;)... #n2fw <
You're worth so much more, though.
callin my chittr mutuals my chitties
I am willing to let the Grand Highblood play with my #feet any day.
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D --> That is about all you AI types do isn't it
I wouldn't wish that upon my worst enemy.
oh my! how salacious, dear one! may your culling, should it come to pass, be a stimulating rush. (this is not #quadadvice.)