♦ pitied by @traumaticTherapist

#nsfw #puppet https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.y2lkptzjmdliotuyztdyy2mwntvmodf4d2xiowjwbtr1mwwxc2nrbhl0emfxdmnsodjhcyzlcd12mv9pbnrlcm5hbf9nawzfynlfawqmy3q9zw/zbghslmlmoqq3oohb7/giphy.gif
why does everyone keep treating me like a kid im so sick of it

just saw j with her mouth open. fuck.

some of those puppets of letters from sesame street are hot as fuck. t has whore eyes but a looks tighter. #puppetfucking #nsfw #puppet

Amen.
PERHAPS YOU AUGHT TO LEARN TO PRAY, MY DEAR GIRL.

i’m a good god fearing american.
breaking news you arent allowed to talk about posting totally normal selfies anymore because that means youre making yourself bait its your fault if weird guys reply to it cuz you shouldnt have posted it in the first place at this point dont post anything about yourself ever cuz someone might maybe at some point do something weird with a picture of you god dave youre such an idiot we should keep you in a cage or something

still waiting for someone who gets it again.

nah it feels like minesweeper in that thanks to my time travel powers i can never get it wrong infinite retries come to think of it yeah thats exactly like approaching you infinite do overs so i can never do wrong in your eyes aint that right am i right or am i right if not lemme try again from the top

it feels more like eating maybe a slice of bread.

၄⋆၃ as a troll i do not have a womb but if i did it would only be xapable of spawning evil ass xreatures

fights aren't really that interesting when you don’t lose.

sweet love being allowed to do things

a sense of melon collie even. infinite sadness maybe.

#puppet https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.y2lkptzjmdliotuynhe3otr5bmixm244z3bzam5nenztam5mmgx2a2zqnzr1ahb0mjc2dczlcd12mv9pbnrlcm5hbf9nawzfynlfawqmy3q9zw/l0extdcj6iuwnmoea/giphy.gif

something hot about surgery. i should lure someone unsuspecting here and knock them out to cut them open and sew them up. never tell them what i did. #nsfw #nsfwe #surgery #cw-cnc #noncon #gore
he's more tolerable like this.

piss. #piss #nsfw



