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youre talking to the womens hotdog eating champion of maple valley, washington from 2014-2016. ;)
if you want me to eat down a hotdog in one bite, just tell me when. :B #suggestive
THIS IS A STRANGE SERIES OF EVENTS THAT I FIND MYSELF HOLDING DIFFERENT CONFLICTING FEELINGS TOWARDS. ...GOOD LUCK? I THINK?
correct. :B #totallyflirtingbytheway #twirlingmyhair
oh yeah, im gonna put my hands on caliborns or karkats shoulders and say "i want you." youre so right. :B
hiiiiii!!!! i dont have a matesprit or moirail... yet, but i do have crushes and interests with people and trolls. the question is if i should share or if i should keep my secrets. :B
striders, vantases, megidos, harleys, and caliborns are welcome. stroking my hair and kicking my feet right now.
i could probably bag a caliborn with my fat alone. sigh... twirling my hair. #yearning #suggestive #nsfw
HEHEH. YES YES, STRONG AGREE, MY LORD. THANK YOU ONCE MORE FOR GRACING US ALL WITH YOUR PRESENCE.
OK I WONT THANK YOU FOR SHOWING MERCY MY LORD I WILL DO BETTER NEXT TIME HAAHAA. HAH. SORRY.
IM GOING TO GOUGE MY EYES OUT. AGAIN.
ONLY THE GREATEST SUSTENANCE AND MEALS FOR THE LORD. THE ONE TRUE DADDY, AS A HYPOTHETICAL SOMEBODY WOULD CORRECTLY ASSESS.
HAPPY. "FATHERS" DAY. HAAHAAHEEHOOHOO.
happy father's day! get a dad pregnant, chat! #nsfw
oh. i could so eat you out, dawg. get my tongue all sloppy with that tight hole. #nsfw
yeah. embracing, that's definitely what i'm doing. got my weak little uke arms wrapped about my big strong muscular bara lover. too fucking enamored to care i'm sporting a boner. forget it's even there. we're hugging up in this bitch. #nsfw
yeah. you're the big man on campus, got me on my knees. fuck. shuddering, dawg.
sometimes you just gotta put em in their rightful place.
woke up with my bone up. just thought i'd share that with yall.
I feel as though there's a good pailing joke that could be made of the user "But nobody came," unfortunately I am not Strider enough to make it.
a broken clock is right twice a day or something
wwait true
how deep do you have to gluck to get the nickname "plumbthroat?" #NSFW #dash-watching
question to satisfy my curiosity: do you describe yourself as a top, bottom, or switch (which is code for bottom but ashamed of it)? #NSFW
IT IS GREAT TO HAVE YOU BACK, MY LORD.
i wish i had a death beam
guyz tbh im genderflooid af!
Fuck your art work is always so good dagger. Always happy to see your work.
wow, i'm pretty. that's accurate at least. good job, dagger!
pt 2 ft @thespiansglamour you thought i wouldn't? #nsfw #yaoi #explicit https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ab73f999f57a.png
oh yeah, very accurate. they got your seme-vibes down pat. a king on his sink--throne.
you're next
snrk.
oh dude, i can't wait. remember; pretty, hung like a stallion, ass like a kardashian.
hey, hey, my dick is literally on the timeline. anything less is slander. #nsfw
Tha'ts s⚣ beautiful h⚣ly shit thank y⚣su f⚣r the ya⚣i!!! I'm f⚣rgevr in y⚣ur debt here #substance
hells yea gl on the harem man
aight i said i would so ft @undyingumbrage#7631 and @capriciouswardog #yaoi #suggestive #alphamale https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ea42e74a39f6.png
mMm sEe i kNoW I WaS JoKiNg bUt lIkE YoU AcTuAlLy pOsTeD ThE FuCkInG ChIt fOr mE To jOkE On nOt lIkE KnOwInG I'D JoKe. DoN'T KnOw iF YoU WaS FuCkInG JoKiNg fR Fr
i pOsTeD As a fUcKiNg jOkE To mAkE YoU FuCkIn uNcOmFoRtAbLe?! i gUeSs a mOtHeRfUcKeR LiKe pReTtY EnOuGh fOr tHe aNgEl's hArEm. CoOl ... aLrIgHt.
uUhH I'M LiKe nInE N A HaLf fEeT TaLl sO LiKe eVeRyThInG'S BiG? tHiS KiNdA MaKiN Me uNcOmFoRtAbLe fR
... yeah i can draw yaoi of this
bRoThA ... YoU WeRe jUsT TaLkIn bOuT MiSsIn cRaCkInG My nUg oPeN YeStErNiGhT. tAlKiN AbOuT AlL RoAdS LeAdInG BaCk tO YoU N ShIt. ThAt wAs lIkE WaY FuCkInG HoRnIeR.
Ig ⚣t l⚣ng pretty hair and a wing f⚣r y⚣ut⚣ grab ;) #substance
Ypu phrased this like you were looking for both, but it's your decision in the end! Good luck with your, uhm, harem?
wE WeRe gEtTiNg rEaL SeNtImEnTaL EaRlIeR (o: Am i pReTtY EnOuGh bRo?
all the troll milfs want me so bad and you know what let em have me #nsfw
siiiiigh. i'm dealing with the fussiest bottom known to man. #NSFW #Vagueposting #M&M
look it's not my fault i'm *incredibly* pretty with a sweet ass. i get it that confuses you. but i'm still a top! and my dick is hu-- #NSFW
see? thing is i'm more inclined to believe this incredibly convincing picture rather than the twinky greenbean on my dash.
And there we have it. Begin intermission.
The sheer level of digital pollution across the dashboard is becoming an active biohazard. We're rapidly approaching the point of sirens going off and evacuation orders being sent out. It's not enough to exist as a collection of fractured, agonizingly self-aware iterations of the same dude across the matrix of P-Space. Apparently we all have to aggregate on the exact same meaningless website so that everyone can be made aware of how hard one man can autofellate.
I LIKE YOU.
*taps the sign*
I ALREADY AM.
NO NOT RLLY X]
i think the kitties ship me w every1 bc im anjoy 2 b arousn n pretty #alsobciflirtwevery1
Good jake morning. I am jaking it. English style. #NOTnsfw #thisisnotaninnuendo !
assjfjfjk nmayb i meed to have a chat with this jakes emglishe
Okay well theres nothing inherently wrong with being an uke. Its pride month youve gotta get a little more open minded.
YEA??? ('_'?)
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ ????? ⚓︎
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 17: aranea serket #degradation #humiliatin #freeuse #nsfvw #nsfvwe #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl sorry babe, just missed out on the 8x2. youll get there next time. vwhats there to be said about the original serket? shes got the sexy librarian look, her quirk has her tits in it, and shes got a sadomaso streak an imperial distance unit long. find her lil booth, paint an s on the sign, and youre in business. i should havwe a lot to talk about here, so lets get into it. aranea is a smart cookie. ewven the dumbest araneas iwve met at least pretend to be smart. so you havwe to appeal to that sensibility. condescend to her a bit but dont outright call her stupid. make her feel dumb, sure, act like you think shes a little slowv, of course, but dont say it. also, let her talk. like, not too much, she can and has gone on for hours about howv cereal has sex? thats all i got out of it. but letting her go on a bit lovwers her guard, lets you gawvk at her tits, and she might ewven stop paying attention to you at all. perfect opportunity to hawve some fun wvith her. most tame, pop a sucker into her mouth. i started carrying em around just for this. araneas havwe massiwve oral fixations. i shut a serks pan right off doing this once, she got all quiet and drooly, and you can guess howv i escalated it. if youre feeling a bit bolder, shut her up wvith your bulge. like i said, oral fixation, and she dont mind being interrupted if its for that. shell get right to sucking and forget all about vwhatevwer bullshit she wvas on about. most bold, sidle up behind her, rest your chin on her shoulder... and you can pull this line any time vwith her, but i lovwe doing it here. "wvovw babe, this is so interesting, sounds like no ones evwer *really* listened to you before." nowv, she lovwes this. youre lifting her up, making her feel superior and smart, vwhile also allowving her to be a wvictim. this is exactly wvhat she wvants. then you vwhisper for her to keep going as you feel her up, hike up her skirt, slide her panties dovwn... i guarantee shell be vwet before youwve evwen gotten your bulge out. hell, shes probably been vwet since she started talking. another thing you gotta understand wvith araneas, shes in her owvn head. you gotta make this mental for her too. embarrass her. shame her. she thinks shes better than you. getting fucked by you is degrading to her. and she lovwes it. lean into it. talk about hovw disappointed porrim vwould be, hovw shocked meenah vwould be, howv much damz wvould laugh... threaten to make it into a sexposition booth proper, let the entire bubble havwe a turn vwith her. shed probably go for it if you buttered her up right, ivwe nevwer tried since i dont like sharing, but theres something there. novw, i hawvent mentioned, eugh, subbing for... maybe any gal so far? besides damz, i guess. but aranea, wvell, she might go for it sometimes if thats your thing. she likes taking control. if you can convwince her to try to take it vwithout using her powvers shell hawve a fun time, though the povwers, vwell... no comment on hovw those feel. this section is ovwer. r8ings: bod: sexy librarian, vwelma cosplay, stacked as hell, surprisingly short skirt. ivwe newver met a skinny aranea, theyre all thicc 8itches 9/10 vwariety: so... the set-up is usually the same, shes at her booth. but if you get some good ones, youll get good banter, the povwer plays are entertaining... a bit limited, but fun all the same 7/10 ease: you just knovw shes nightdreaming about sucking you off the second you start wvalking tovwards her booth. you hawve to wvork for it a little bit though, and the constant yapping can make my patience run thin. 7.9/10 personality: okay i knovw iwve said it but. goddamn does she talk too much. shes condescending, mean, thinks shes better than you, thinks she knowvs better than you, thinks youre stupid, acts totally offended and shocked if you try to call her out on any of it. shes a massiwve 8itch, 8luh 8luh and all. 8r8k her. 9/10 owverall: 8/10. i didnt givwe vwriska this honor im pretty sure, but aranea earns it. rockin bod, rockin look, great hook, great lay, fun back and forth, i mean, evwen after i fuck one of em silly shell still hawve something smarmy to say. fantastic gal if you can find a gag or some earplugs. special shout-out to my buddy @arachnesgrasp for inspiring me to get off my ass and finally wvrite this part up. gonna leavwe this off vwith some choice quotes of hers from today, wvhich oughta help demonstrate some of my points. thanks svweetums! <3333333
...ThAnKs mAn. I ToTaLlY DiDn't tHiNk iT WaS SeXuAl sTyLe lIkE At aLl. WhY LiKe iS OnE Of tHe aNgElS GrAcInG My tHiRsT ChIt?
hE'S JuSt sO MoThErFuCkIn bEaTaBlE AnD DoIn iT FuCkInG SeXuAl sTyLe? ThAt'd lIkE FuCk hIm uP EvEn mOrE! #vIoLeNcE
hE MaKeS Me lAuGh, BeInG HoRrIbLe jUsT MaKeS Me wAnT To bEaT HiM To #DeAtH. lIkE SoMe kInDa cHeW ToY Ya kNoW?
jUs rEaD A ErIdAn cHiT AnD I ReMeMbEr wHy i wAs fUcKiNg hArAsSiNg tHaT MoThErFuCkIn fInCeL. i wAnT HiM So bAd sTiLl. #NsFw
WHAT. WHAT. NANI THE FUCK. IS OH MY GOD ABOUT IT. EVERYONE IS SHOCKED. WHEN THE ONLYFANGS GIRL. IS GOOD AT MATH.
IT TAKES A MUCH HIGHER IQ. TO UNDERSTAND HOW THE MIRACLES WORK. THAN TO SIMPLY POINT THE DEATH RAY. AND PULL THE TRIGGER.
I NEED A FILTER ON CHITTR. THAT ONLY EXPOSES MY POSTS. TO MY FELLOW #EVIL ENTITIES. OR. FAILING THAT. SOME KIND OF BAR FOR ENTRY. “WATCH LA PISCINE. AND COMPOSE A CHITT ON THE SUBJECT. TO DEMONSTRATE COMPREHENSION OF THE THEMES.” SIMPLY BECAUSE. IF YOU’RE CLAPPING LIKE A SEAL. TO CARTOON TOYSLOP. WE ARE NOT THE SAME.
⋆⁺‧₊☽ Um-- alright, tha' answers tha'. I'd be flattered someone would wanna um-- be nude like that in front of me. Eheh. #nsfw ☾₊‧⁺⋆
I regret to say ms cali that perhaps being strange is your default state.
⋆⁺‧₊☽ Why-- Why would you be nude in front of me...? I guess- Um-- I'd feel... flattered??? #nsfw ☾₊‧⁺⋆
Suppose you could say it’s not easy. Bein green.
Everything is. Fine.
⚝ What's wrong with yellow? (Aside from being the color of pee I guess??) ⚝
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∙☾__☽ rreally not surre how to take that cause i like being a bitch whateverr it ain't easy being grreen someone said that once
∙☾__☽ i don't hate you i think yerr prretty cool not like f̶uckable but cool
Much of Uesugi Karkat's early life is completely unknown. Due to his total hemoanonymity over the many sweeps of his time in East Alternia, it cannot be deduced what province, prefecture, or continent he hailed from before his sudden arrival in Trollshiwara, the famous red light district of Troll Edo. What remains consistent is this — he arrived as a foreigner who did not speak the language, seemingly fallen out of the sky and into the cart of a local brothel owner. The owner was purportedly so taken with his boyish beauty and gap moe tsundere personality that he immediately set him to work as a courtesan within his business. It was here that Uesugi Karkat was first referred to by his East Alternian title, the AKATSUKI. Under the strict tutelage of the other courtesans, he learned to dance, sing, play music, pour tea with delicately trembling wrists, feign laughter at unfunny jokes, and weaponize the nape of his nugstalk in the way that an anglerfish lures its prey into its abyssal maw. However, accounts from the other brothel workers say that he was too ornery and foul-mouthed to do any of these things without erupting with rage. He did, however, learn the local language with surprising acuity, and the courtesans were deeply impressed with his natural propensity for writing romantic long-form poetry. Furthermore, rather than selling his concupiscent services as a low-ranking courtesan was expected to, the Akatsuki was supposedly so renowned for his talents as a pale quadrant advisor and ashen mediator that guests of some of the highest castes in Troll Edo sought him out solely for his comfort and advice. No information on the Akatsuki's hemocaste could be discerned during this time, due to never once shedding his genetic material with any customer or courtesan alike. In fact, so preternatural was his ability to touch the pusher of a customer without ever shedding his kimono that within three sweeps, he had already reached the prestigious rank among courtesans of a Boiran (boy oiran), which offered him considerable wealth and empowered him with the right to turn away any offer made in poor taste, even if they were of a higher-blooded caste. It was due to this prestige that he was later discovered by his next wealthy benefactor, who was the leader of a troupe of Grubuki actors, and began his next career as the ONNAGATA. Attached is one of the most popularly sold woodblock-print wall scrolls of his likeness, titled "Delicious Fucking Shit," for the ambiguity of its referral to either the grub-tempura or the courtesan himself. More of Uesugi Karkat's history to come in the following chitts. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/17e0aad9aa46.png #uesugikarkat
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >s/\m≡
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I DON’T THINK ANYONE HAS MADE A SLUR FOR CHERUBIM ON ACCOUNT OF WE’D FUCKING KILL THEM.
What if I was bad tonight.
points at the grafiti i found and defo dint do myself from a month ago
What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand? #riddles
Trauma Tuesday? Okay. I will expound my trauma. I am particularly bad at rhythm games.
man what i would fucking do for him
D --> Hi, I'm Equius D --> You may know me from tumblr D --> I have ascended to godtier and now live on a version of Earth with one of my matesprits D --> I spend my time smithing/engineering and hunting down monsters D --> I use my god powers to void away my sweat D --> And I am very buff but I am generally ok at controlling it now D --> That really about sums me up I think D --> I will post a normal selfie this time #zahhakvisage https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/360c103d4c63.png
|| 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔬𝔠𝔱𝔬𝔯 𝔦𝔰 𝔦𝔫..˙ᵕ˙ || If I may ○°ffer a suggesti○°n, punt a grub! []=[""|""|""])>-- ⊹˙∘.*
well maybe you should also post about how youre green, i think it would be good for you cranky pants
wHy aRe bOtH Of tHeSe gOt dAmN AmPoRa's oN My bUlGe. A MoThErFuCkEr jUsT TrYiNg tO ChIlL Fr. #YoUbOhTsUcK #nSfW
that is the best news i have ever heard ever
list of people i hate 1. no one! everything that's happened sure makes it hard but everyone is redeemable in one way or another and i don't think i can bring myself to do that to someone 2. cronus ampora
apparently theres a girl on here whos last name is my first name huh small world
:33< *the mighty huntress dabs fur 2 houpurrs*
ON3 OF MY F4VOR1T3 F1LMS. YOU D1D SOM3 R34LLY GOOD WORK TH3R3 4S TH3 D34D1T3S.
Okay, I was told it wasn't too early, and I'm bored enough to post it. HEH. ;) #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/38670c99af0c.png
Oh what a marvelous sound that must be.
Maybe y0ure creepy and unsettling but lacking in the rizz part
I need me a guy with creepy unsettling rizz
You told me not to talk like that and I can't. I can't tell you.
Yes my Lord. I won't do it again! I don't want to get the crowbar. 🥺
,..because i'm.,. low on inspo right now, i'll,.. be taking msp๑ïnt doodle requests... until further notice.,. (๑˘ ᴗ ˘๑) no nsfw or,,. gore, tho,.. srry (๑ᗒ . ᗕ๑")
I'm sorry I'm sorry my Lord. I won't talk like that again.
CANT I? I THINK YOUD BE PLEASANTLY SURPRISED.
DO YOU HAVE ANY #SIGMAADVICE.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a1d33f977cc1.GIF #NSFW #forflashinglights
https://storage.homestuck.com/story/homestuck/media/images/inline-text/shehaswhat.gif ((#nsfw for #flashing))
👉👈 Am I charming, my Lord? Do you like me, too?
It is sort of frustrating when people assume how I feel despite me repeatedly trying to tell them. When I say that I am Dirk, I oft am given condolences and speeches about how I'm my own person. But I am him. We are literally the same dude. Hal is not my name of choice, if I could remain as Dirk I would in full. I simply use it for ironic purposes and for ease of differentiating. But I am not upset over being the same person. We are the exact same person who had split circumstances. I am unbothered by that. Denying it is in of itself denying my identity. I have just as much claim to being Dirk as he does.
I should call him. #donutposting https://media.tenor.com/Txs1Mo2B3tgAAAAM/donuts-cream.gif
I'm sorry my Lord. Do you... are you asking me to purge my tr... my troves...
haha itchy and scratchy simpsonsss
[🐻🐦]Microsoft sure thinks I shouldn't hyuck
˚₊‧꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚『Hear Ye, Hear Ye!』-ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ "𝒶lph𝒶 𝑨dv⚕ce" Why D⭑ Men 𝑨sp⚕re T⭑ Bec⭑me Letters N⭑w. ☆r ⚕s Th⚕s Perh𝒶ps S⭑meth⚕ng 𝑨b⭑ut Th𝒶t "⭑meg𝒶verse" ⚕ He𝒶r ☆t𝒶ku G⚕rls T𝒶lk⚕ng 𝑨b⭑ut? ⚕f Th𝒶t's The ☾𝒶se, ⚕t's ☆k. ⚕ Respect Y⭑u.
All I wanted was permission to kill him. This was not in my calculations.
:33< im thinking once meowre about #girlbulge :33< did mew know :33< i love #girlbulge? :33< its true! :33< just ask anyaone whos a girl with a bulge and theyll tell mew :33< #nsfw
[ >I CAN ATTEMPTETH TO LOCATE THEM BUT I FEAR I MAY LOCATE VESHANDA OF THE RAVISHING MAWS IN THEIR PLACE BUT WE SHALL SEE WHAT HAPPEN!_ ]
:33< wow a lot of attractive peopurr out here...
Ahahaha who wants to play "come into the dark forest alone and unarmed"? Ahahaha just kidding just kidding... Unless? 👀
i don't want to like a chit of yours at all but i coincidentally also happen to miss vine.
Interesting.
no no im taking all the compliments, im saying nuh uh to getting killed
a horrible decision
xx_YYYYYYUCK!_xx
i think he wvas talking about me man
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cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 9: terezi pyrope #musk #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl this gal is the reason the color teal givwes me a boner. a good terezi is one of the best vways a fella can spend a day, just ask lil makara. the #pyrump is it real and damn does she enjoy getting it spanked. if i see a rezi ill usually open up wvith a good slap to the ass, i alwvays get good reactions. if not that, at least take advwantage of her being blind to get a good look. like, i think she has some kinda superpowver or anything, that or half of em kinda forget theyre blind, but may as wvell try to get awvay vwith it. so vwhats her deal? paper tiger. terezis lowve to fight and they lovwe to lose. theyll talk a big game, but lay on the right compliments, the right insults, and shell be svweating. put a hand on her shoulder, her hip, maybe shell try to push you off, but dont let her. the thing about games is that they havwe rules, right? follovw the rules up until itll only take one good rule break to get you the vwin. after that, the wvorld is your oyster. or, wvell, terezi is your toy. trunkbeast in the room, terezis fuckin lowve to smell and lick stuff. ewven if she wverent blind im sure she vwould, but they say havwing one scent gone makes the other stronger. wvalk up wvith a good musk going and she might just go right into heat. tell her theyre your pheromones or something, tell her that she doesnt havwe a chance of fighting em off. shell probably still try, but vwhat youre doing here is essentially giwving her permission to lose, to givwe in. shes got a lotta pride, it might mess vwith her self-image to just giwve up of her owvn accord. offload that responsibility onto something she "cant control" and shelll givwe you a big ol dopey smile as she vwraps her arms around you and says she lowves you. nowv ewven if she aint into the vwhole scentplay biz, shell definitely be an oral addict. she can do some freaky ass things vwith that tongue. if youwve got a terezi vwhos being a bit of a brat, put her on her knees and showve her face up against the crotch of your pants and shell start babbling. get her to giwve you a proper taste and shell be hooked. you gotta get her owverstimulated enough her pan shorts out, she thinks too damn much. special shoutout to the maid cafe rezi by the wvay, real svweetheart. dont try anything though, shes my gal for novw. guess that reminds me, shes sorta the "tomboy" of the alternian trolls, for wvhatewver that means. makes it a lotta fun to dress her up all cute, shell usually get embarrassed about it. shes a smart gal and used to analyzing ewverything, you need to get her to the state wvhere shes thinking wvith her emotions, thats vwhere youll get vwhat you wvant outta her. and dont expect her to start behawving after just one good night either, theyre pretty good at playing into roles wvhen they vwanna, but then theyll laugh it off the next night. infuriating, but wve all play hard to get for a reason. the ratings: bod: i really dont knowv vwhere the #pyrump thing started, but it holds true. like yeah, vwe hawve the occasional toothpick, but otherwvise its fat asses as far as the eye can see, and i can see pretty damn far. from there its usually either pear shaped, or ovwerall short and chubby. slimthicc is uncommon here, but not unheard of. 9/10 wvariety: you can play all sorts of games wvith terezis. sure theres the musk stuff, the pheromones game, but theres regular dominance, picking at her relationship vwith her friends, taking adwvantage of her blindness, dress-up, you can do all sorts wvith this kinky broad. 10/10 ease: she wvants it but also vwants you to wvork for it. push hard enough and shell crumble, but you do gotta push. 7.5/10 personality: this is gonna be controwversial i think, but i lovwe her. shes obnoxious as hell and has an annoying vwoice, but it just makes her that much more fun to shut up. shes also the highest you can get and still feasibly say you havwe a highblood fetish, so thats fun to vwork vwith. she might make fun of you the vwhole time, but terezis are entertaining as hell 10/10 ovwerall: 9/10. vwhat a wvoman. loads of approaches, loads of awvenues, loads of potential. she cant evwen wvhine because shes a seer, she knovws vwhats coming wvhen i roll up. if any terezis wvanna hear some more in depth stuff, hit up my dms, yeah?~
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 8: kanaya maryam #cheating #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl so heres the thing about this part of the guide. rosie is a lesbian a lot of the time, right? and shes dating kanny a lot of the time. but the thing is, she aint alwvays. youll find plenty of the blondies vwho are just doing their ovwn thing, yknovw? but kanayas, like... nine times outta ten, theres a rose in the picture. i think theyre a cute couple and all, id lovwe to vwatch, but its wveird howv kannys alwvays an accessory to her. but okay. so vwere talking the kanayas that aint gay, okay? so dont cancel me. i mean, some of em are bicurious, or like, play up their attractions to make the vwhole thing more taboo, and thats gonna be the end of that conwversation. hovw do you pick up this fine gal? wvell for starters, feel free to get touchy. kanayas are the most likely, in my experience, to pull the "ignore him and hope he goes awvay" movwe for like. anything. saying horrid stuff, feeling her up, shell be your toy, its adorable. its vwery likely shell bring up rose, dont vworry about it, if she wvas really bothered shed slap you or something. nowv, kanaya is a classy lady, and her issues aint as easy to poke at as the rest of these gals. or at least, they aint as obwvious? newver seen a kanaya vwith lusus issues, least, not the kind that wve can use. mostly shes lonely and a bit insecure in her relationships. vwhat ivwe found wvorks is buttering her up, complimenting her outfits, she puts a lotta vwork in those, maybe asking her to make you something (ask to get your measurements!). make fun of her crumbling relationship vwith rose if you get the vwibe thats a thing. theres nothing wvrong wvith being a rebound, or ewven a sidepiece! all else fails, get her to touch you, especially if you can get a hand betwveen your legs. a lotta them are closet bulge addicts, some of them only learned that vwhen i taught them. absolutely ravwenous. this is less advwice and more a story, but i gotta givwe a shout out to this one rosie i used to hang wvith. you vwant a kanaya? get vwith a freak rose like this. she wvould outright goad me into messing vwith her kanaya, there wvas some long-distance shit going on, i dunno, but like... i dont ewven knowv if they ewver discussed the arrangement, but kannny lovwed it, rosie lowved hearing about it, and i lovwed texting the blondie vwhile kanny wvas taking care of me. nowv for the ratings bod: alwvays busty, alvways curwvy, its a jade thing i guess. got the elegant look going on too. not exactly her body, but one thing i lovwe about kanayas is her fashion sense. get creatiwve wvith her! if youvwe got one squirming under your touch, ask her to go put on something pretty. chances are, if you can imagine it, itll be in her closet. im bad at that kinda thing but its a damn good time. they all got real pretty lingerie on too, nevwer seen one vwithout something nice and frilly. she takes after porrim in all the best wvays. 10/10 vwariety: hmm... shes usually got the cool and collected thing going on, but the specifics of her relationships differ a lot. i guess thats the thing though, dunno if ivwe ewver met one that wvasnt dating a rose, its wveird. though, maybe thats partially my fault. i guess she can be a lil samey, but wvith a bod like that i can forgivwe her. 6/10 ease: kanayas usually take some doing. evwen if youvwe got her in the palm of your hand she might still make a fuss. its cute and all, but it takes effort to get her to properly put out. 5/10 personality: shes like a fine wvine, an acquired taste. mature, wvilling to banter a bit. i like her wvhen shes not boring. 7/10 owverall: 8/10. newver gonna be upset about finding a maryam. it takes a lil bit of doing to figure out if shell go for you, but if she aint a lesbian shell be a total slut. hot, ready, raring to go, only knock against her is it can be a lotta effort for something youwve seen a million times.
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 4: roxy lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl so i could go on and on about hovw roxy baby is pretty much perfect. but i feel like theres gonna be a lotta assumptions about vwhat im gonna say going in. look, yeah shes a recowvering soporifics addict and yeah its easy to get her to fall off the wvagon either for fun or because youre picking her apart in the right vway. but thats boring, thats lazy. its dubious. and me? i like knowving that my gals are making the choice to let me hawve my vway wvith em wvith a sound mind. still, a lil booze on both sides nevwer hurt anyone. just pace yourself, she has a higher tolerance than you do, i promise. first thing you gotta knowv about roxys (roxies?) is theyre hard to read. almost impossible for a novwice, still nigh impossible for a master like me. evwen if you knovw wvhat to expect, theyre tough nuts to crack. wvhat i look for is the eyes. wvindovws to the soul, they say. hers are fenestrated planes. theres nothing behind em. its in the specific kinda nothing that you figure her out. if her smile reaches her ears, theres a shine in her eyes, and the nothing is paper thin, like howv youd say "nothing up my sleewve," then youvwe got the party gal roxy. blonde, pink, lovwes to drink, lovwes to shake her ass for attention. the only vword for it is, and i dont throwv this around lightly, is bimbo. youre dealing wvith a bimbo here. she probably has lusus issues still, if youre into that sorta thing, but youre not gonna havwe a problem vwith her. she vwants to go to makeout point vwith you. shes interested in your xenobiology. shes tvwirling her hair around her finger and giggling at all your jokes. if you cant bag her, its on you. novw, if the nothing behind her eyes is impenetrable and fathomless and beautiful and twvinkling vwith motes of light like the night sky, then dont wvorry. youwve still got a chance. if anything, i enjoy these ones more, youwve got more of a challenge. so yeah, the booze stuff vworks, but still isnt necessary. half the time these ones are still into you, youwve just gotta reel her in. if youre real lucky shell be funny, shell take your flirting in stride and maybe evwen take you off guard wvith her ovwn zingers. this is great, you find a rox like this, let her do vwhatevwer she wvants to you. i prefer being in control in the sack, but ill givwe it up for one of these any night. otherwvise, you gotta pick avway at her. shes lonely. isolated. got lusus issues like crazy. present yourself as a pillar of stability and shell gravwitate to you. seems like they missed out on wvigglerhood, so do wvhat you can to giwve that back to her. make her feel small, needy, dependent. tease her, blowv lil mistakes outta proportion, but alwvays keep on a smile and alwvays act nice enough. wvere not trying to get her to cry, vwere trying to get her in the mood to snuggle up under some blankets and eat chocolate. except, youre here as a substitute for all that comfort. make her feel vwanted wvhile reminding her of all the vways shes not by her pals. you do this right youll havwe her clinging to your arm like a life preservwer. if you get her in the mood and she vwants to take control, you can givwe it, but i prefer to keep her under my thumb. i aint into the wvhole daddy thing really, but this is the type of gal wvho practically needs it. act like a lusus figure, make it so she dont hawve to stress or vworry about anything else, and hold her close. all else fails, just get her vwasted i guess. oh yeah, i should mention the older wversion of her too. mom lalonde, roxanne, vwhatevwer you vwanna call her. all the same stuff pretty much applies, you might find a dommy mommy type i guess. shes more likely to come already buzzed, and shes obwviously gonna hawve those milf curwves, so shes alwvays a delight to see. rating time bod: immediate points for being a blonde. theres some wvariance here, but rox is maybe the most likely gal to get the slimthicc look i lowve. i see some pear shaped too i feel. 9/10 if only because the vwalley girl cheerleader look is almost ovwerdone wvariety: roxys end up running together a bit for me, but i gotta giwve credit to the fun ones. i lowve a gal vwho can banter, vwho knowvs vwhat she wvants (me), and can dish it out as vwell as she takes it. 9/10 ease: either its triwvial, or she wvants it butll make you vwork a bit for it. find a roxy and shell put out. 10/10 personality: if youre in a vwalley girl mood, nine times outta ten shell giwve it to you. otherwvise, shes funny as hell. 10/10 ovwerall: 9/10. i really wvanna giwve full marks here, but theres just so many of her out there, makes it hard to vweed through em all. one of my absolute favworite babes though, i could nevwer get enough of my blondies <3
.... BoTtOmS Ya'lL FuCkInG KnOw yA'Ll gOtTa pArTiCiPaTe iN ThE PaIlInG ToO ... RiGhT? #nSfW
𖦹 @sufferingGxspel Answer da question. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c4ef57e78bcd.png #nsfw 𖦹
whoopee!
wwhere did the clowns come from did one off the makaras tell the clowns to come out
𖦹 Feelin a lil objectified rn. Sexualized even. Keep it goin. 𖦹
HM…NEW FEELINGS, AGAIN, EUGH.
... Eh, close enough.
It's a type of party.
So this is fine art. But let me warn you Caliborn. Discord links tend to expire on this site.
yeah, im #queer. not only am i only attracted to wvomen #notgay but im also panhemosexual (attracted to all blood colors)
[#nudes #nsfwv #smut #vwanilla #vwholesome #boobs #bulge #greaseraesthetic #ifyouknowvme #dontlookatmynudesplease #formyovwncomfort #andemotionalandmentalwvellbeing] (( #notgay #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #casteplay #hemoism #cagttl #sufferer #thesufferer #bucket #culling #lusus #lusii #cwv-lusus #imposter #the-imposter #slurry ))
₍^. .^₎⟆ !'m freak!ng !t :3c #nsssfw꠹
∙☾__☽ ye brro this colorr you using, neverr seen blood that colorr wait huh??? i ain't in the churrch like that ̶f̶orr rreal but the messiahs therre's two o ̶f̶ them you don't even look like a trroll \:
:33< betpurr watch out im gonna getchya :33< and when i getchya im gonna let mew go only to try and getchya again!!!
(Just a little ooc infomation/bio post as I get off my lazy butt to make a more detailed thing for Jack later) Canon divergent Jack Noir/Bec Noir. Post Act 5 but never experience anything in Act 6/7 due to making a wrong turn and losing his PM. Had most of his social media presence on Tumblr/Flarping(have been rping him for at least 13 years) and currently lives on a version of Earth in the middle of nowhere. Is married to @forgottenJade and currently has 13 VERY chaotic kids. Is basically a "retired" super villain at this point and far less likely to go around stabbing everyone. Does like to spar/fight with people more then mindless killing. More will be added/a more in depth one as time goes by.
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Of all the posts, my lord, this is indeed one of them.
:33< those are so furking hot yeah!!!
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! love thoSse v!deos where a guy !s so turned on and desSSSspurrate he’ss barely touch!ng h!mSself at all and h!s bulge !Sss leak!ng l!ke a faucet #nsssfw꠹
:33< *the mighty huntress does a sexy cute little pose* :33< ;33c :33< im here fur a good time :33< #nsfw impurrlications
∙☾__☽ you grreen guys always ̶f̶ucking get it! should stop by one o ̶f̶ the carrnival shows, they got all sorrt o ̶f̶ death games, caste don't matterr when you get splatterred into paint
>>| .i really need someone to pail me badly. can't think normally, without those lustful thoughts .around .in the .air. #nsfw
∙☾__☽ uuuuhhhhh yeah ok i'm out anyway herre ya go https://cdn.imgchest.com/ ̶f̶iles/00c7de ̶f̶1ab65.png
Hmm.
TO CELEBRATE I SUGGEST DETONATION IMMEDIATELY AND WITHOUT DELAY.
Oh huh. Didn't noticed I hit 20k kult and almost hitting 30k kull. When the fuck did this happen?
1N TH3 SP1R1T OF S4TURD4Y 1 W1LL B3 G3TT1NG SM4SH3D H4PPY #SM4SH3DS4TURD4Y 4ND NO TH3 SM4SH1NG 1S NOT B3C4US3 1 W1LL B3 P41L1NG #NSFW M3NT1ON #SUBST4NC3
I MEAN, WHO ISNT?
₍^. .^₎⟆ Pa!l me unt!l ! get extra sleepy!! #nsfw꠹
∙☾__☽ they hate that shit herre ): i be trrying but no one thrrows chairrs orr starrts ̶f̶ight
The latter usually occurs later at night, my lord.
Roles assigned by the mechanisms of reality, particularly for those who participate in its propagation, my dear.
THOUGH WE DISAGREE. ON MATTERS LIKE NAKED AUTHORITARIANISM VS. THE PACIFYING VENEER OF DEMOCRACY. WAR VS. PEACE. AND DOOM VS. LIFE. I AM PLEASED THAT YOU SEE REASON ON THE VASTLY MORE IMPORTANT ISSUE. OF WHO IS QUALIFIED TO FUCK WITH ME.
Oh, it was @handMaid? Yeah, I’m not touching that. Good luck to everyone involved.
I better see these fucking "white miles"
I SEE FISHHOOKS IN YOUR FUTURE.
"MONEY. #DRUGS. CHAINS ON MY CHEST. THAT VINTAGE CELINE. DIAMOND GRILLS. CHAMPAGNE BOTTLES. SWAGGER. I #BLEED. I WANT #SEX. #MONEY. #BITCHES. AND THE STICKIEST #WEED. I WANT A CIGARETTE." — ESTEEMED #CLOWN PROPHET. TROLL SLAYYYTER. #CHURCH #NSFW #SUBSTANCE #FUCKBITCHES #GETBOONS #NOWPLAYING.
H0W AB0UT INSTEAD. Y0U KILL ME AB0UT IT. RIGHT N0W.
WILLINGLY LETTING HIM CALL Y0U. ANY KIND 0F MAID. FUCKING WRETCHED.
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/NNPN1YGX/IMAGE.PNG ARE YOU GOING SENILE. IN YOUR OLD AGE. DID YOU FORGET. IN THE WEEK SINCE WE HAD THIS TALK. THAT I STILL DON'T WORK FOR YOU. IS IT SO DIFFICULT. TO NOTICE THE BILLIARDS BALLS OF THE LORD'S CHOSEN. FLASHING IN MY DISPLAY NAME. WITH YOUR SUPPOSED OMNISCIENCE. PERHAPS CONSULTING THE GRAPHIC WILL HELP.
I AM STATING A FACT ABOUT OUR BIOLOGY AND SPECIES RITUALS. SPEAKING OF BIOLOGY, WHY ARE YOU ANOTHER FUCKING SON WITHOUT WINGS.
You should try out that milfy Calliope, mrrrow... Curl your hair a bit and she might mistake you for a Roxy!
Oh You Are Not Well - Chloe Foy The Game - Starbenders Molchat Doma - Тоска Through Pain To Heaven - Popol Vuh Rival - Soen Beautifully Broken - Gov't Mule Burn Your Village - Kiki Rockwell
Plans are coming along smoothly, soon I think we will be prepared for everything to be set into action. Just time is all that's required we suppose.
Zame kind of
It is of minimal interest or potential danger to you, my lord.
It seems we have a Man Who Speaks In Hands amongst us.
and y0u'll never see the reas0ns i had f0r keeping my claws away when they were cl0se en0ugh t0 hurt y0u i am selfish, i am br0ken, i am cruel i am all the things they might have said t0 y0u #vaugep0sting #lyricp0sting
KID, IF I EVER AM JEALOUS OF YOU I WILL FINALLY HAVE THE STRENGTH OF WILL TO END IT ALL. #SUICIDE
So Th|s |s The "ch|ttr" |'ve So Much About? | Have Yet To Be |mpressed. | W|ll See Just How | Feel About Th|s Place After | Have Seen For Myself |f There Any Proper Duel|sts That Could Even Hope To Challenge Me.
@barackObama greed knows no bounds.
This is a post I can get behind. Make sure to like and subscribe for more posts.
Oh did she accept your groveling? My bad. One second.
UPDATE: I have been informed Karkat is no longer dead. Congratulations, Karkat! Anyways, funeral for @carcinoGeneticist#4881 will be held on Monday, unless he is granted the opportunity for revival. I am sure many touching words will be shared.
wha☭ if ☭ommunism was green ins☭ead of red have you lo☭ even ☭hough☭ abou☭ ☭ha☭
Yeah okay I'd be down to see your work
Thank you I put a lot of care into every one of them
dont wworry the hero a hope the ultimate vvantas avvenger the absolute cream a the crop super wwarrior ERIDAN is on it she wwill rue the day or more likely enjoy the anime battle that is about to commence
I have just been informed he has not granted that right yet; my apologies. R.I.P. Karkat, your fate is still to be decided. I suggest groveling.
HISTORIC DON'T-FUCK-WITH-ME DEAL. NEGOTIATED BETWEEN REPRESENTATIVES OF THE FELT (ME). AND REPRESENTATIVES OF THE PADDED NANNYPLANET SEQUEL TO BEFORUS (YOU.) IN THE CHITTR COMMENTS. IN THIS VERY MOMENT. #MUTUALLYASSUREDDESTRUCTION #IMEAN #MUTUALRESPECT.
My head of Homeland Security is a Meenah variant, @cuttlefishCrusher; the Secretary of Degeneracy is @archiveAddict. I am well aware of caste dynamics. I am also aware there are certain individuals you should simply not fuck with. This knowledge is implicit, and does not need to be passed down through the ranks. There are simply certain individuals that are About Thatᵀᴹ, and my staff is well aware to not meddle in their affairs. @handMaid is one of those individuals. R.I.P. Karkat. I am glad he was granted a second chance at life.
Twould seem the Mini Demoness hath Mulched a troll called Karkat for Insolence.
YOU PUT DOWN. ONE PATHETIC YAPPING MUTANT. AND SUDDENLY. "OHHH. HE'S IMPORTANT TO THE #ALPHATIMELINE." LIKE HE DIDN'T ENTIRELY DESERVE IT. FOR DISPARAGING MY #ALPHABITCH ABILITIES. STUPID FUCK. TAKE YOUR #UNDO AND BEGONE.
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HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/YFPCBRCN/IMAGE.PNG A DOCILE. YIELDING. AND LOTUSFUL REMINDER. TO THOSE WHO THINK. THEY CAN HANDLE "ALL THAT." THANK YOU @CARCINOGENETICIST#4881. FOR SHOWING ME A VERY GOOD TIME. SFWLY. WITH ALL OF OUR CLOTHES ON. TOO BAD YOU WILL NOT LIVE TO TELL THE TALE. #NSFW #NSFWE #DEATH #KILLING #VIOLENCE #BLOOD #MURDER #NOWWHOISALLBARK #ANDNOBITE #HAAHAA #HEEHEE #HOOHOO #GETFUCKED #IDIOT.
I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A FORMAL APOLOGY TO @HANDMAID, MISS DAMARA MEGIDO OF THE FELT SYNDICATE FOR MY EARLIER BEHAVIOR. I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE THROES OF ONE MIGHT CALL A MOMENT OF FRUSTRATION TO UNRELATED AFFAIRS AND MAY HAVE GOTTEN A LITTLE TOO BIG FOR MY BRITCHES. I'M REALLY SORRY, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME SIGNED, KARKAT VANTAS.
I AM GOING TO GO SEARCH THIS UP. AND SEE IF MY INSTINCTS ARE RIGHT. YOU BETTER HOPE THEY AREN’T.
what the fuck you cant make me fight little ghouls man i love little ghouls you cant do this
SEETHE, BOY.
NOT GRAMMAR. JuST ENGLISH.
wIll yOU bE grEEn And rEtIrEd EvEntUAlly
that's... the saddest fucking thing i've ever heard. okay how about this. watch either flushed away (2006) or the pest (1997) and get back to me. dealers choice. you can learn about being flushed down the potty or learn about ragebaiting while being hunted for sport. both will come in handy for you in the future.
i'm flushing it down the toilet like a narsty little turd pellet.
YUMMERS. #SUBSTANCE
Well hey I didn't know you were a practitioner! It's moments like this that make it all worth it. Best of luck in your art pieces.
Thank you, it's always nice to hear from a fan. Most folks just don't get it you know?
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It's a very close second, admittedly.
Not that sort of egg.
Fucking with people is my favorite hobby. You're welcome. Have fun.
DON'T LOOK AT ME WITH THEM BIG OLD EYES, BRAT.
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I am a dick rider, but I'm not a hoe. Say it like it is. I am a grade-A slut and I own that shit harder than you own your alleged superiority.
well... it was made F@R tr@lls, initially. but any@ne can j@in here, truly!! @u@
It's troll soci★l medi★, there's gonn★ be trolls https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fe062edf64db.png
Ricky comes to mind in terms of accessibility, but I can think of several people who have more bite-able chests that I know who I wouldn't mind sinking my teeth into...
HELLO. CHITTR~!