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BETTER GO FIND SOMETHING TO HOLD ONTO FUCKNUTS SO YOU DON'T FALL OUT OF REALITY. THIS IS JUST GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE HARD LIFE LESSONS.
FFLDXG amogy
also hello!
got 7 people still going strong. been fun. among us. join NUHBRG
CRACKS NECK. THAT WAS A GOOD SIX THOUSAND YEARS OF GOLFING. GUESS IT'S BACK TO THE AMONGUS MINES FOR ME.
ok nvm what i said a few days ago real weirdest among us team up was me and lord english w us almost winnin NUHBRG
WE WERE VERY CLOSE. IT WAS A DECENT EFFORT KID.
Just got a message that a huge investor is pulling all their investments from Earth-C. Unfortunate news for the President to receive. However, I am no longer President. I LOVE RETIREMENT !!!!!
TEMPORAL PLAYBOOK SAYS THIS ISN'T HOW THIS ENDS, UNFORTUNATELY GONNA HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS. I'LL GET AROUND TO IT EVENTUALLY, CONSIDERING IT'S ALREADY BEEN DONE AT SOME POINT. CHEERS TO YOU, FUCKHEAD.
anot)(er green c)(ud roamin' around )(ere. eug)(... t)(ats gonna get annoyin fast.
IT IS IN YOUR BEST INTEREST TO HOLD YOUR TONGUE, EMPRESS-HANDMAIDEN.
see at least t)(e ot)(er green c)(ud i got to drink wit)( and kick it back and smoke cigars wit)(. youre just... gross. eyo @un)(ackabledottildeUat)( w)(ere u at buoy
STILL? anot)(a you is man)(andlin everyfin wit)(out you and callin you not)(in, you gonna stand for t)(at?
ITS B----E-----EN TWO W-----E-----EKS
HELLO, BITCHES.
THERE IS ALWAYS SOME INANE BULLSHIT GOING ON IN MY REPLIES. BUT IT IS ALWAYS CONSIDERABLY MORE GHOULISH HAVING TO LOOK AT FAR INFERIOR VERSIONS OF MY OWN SELF WHINE AND CRY AND WALLOW IN THEIR OWN ENVY!
NO. WE'RE NOT DOING THIS. NOT AGAIN. FUCK BACK OFF INTO BEING UNSUMMONED.
I am your ever transparent Host. To be precise and accurate with my current tier of employ, gaze upon my roster of newly hired individuals. @gullibleColumnist as the Doormaid. In this highly specialized role, the Doormaid will be in charge of the Keys to my manor and penthouse. @pliableDecadence#3682 as the Cuekeeper. You will find Serpaz's unique talents lend greatly to the maintenance of the various machinations assigned to her existence. @carbolicGalvanologist as the Chalkbox. As the Felt's Custodial Utilitarian, Karkat currently presides under direct command of the Handmaid during his trial period. A strong recommendation from Kurloz Makara has landed him this position. @terribleFate as the Nameless. Caliborn recruited this individual, whose many services are free to any member of English's Chosen upon request. Of course, there are many more to be considered, as this does not include my various contractors, free agents, double agents, triple agents, or those who simply enjoy the presence of the Felt in their operations. I have roughly twenty three more applicants to file through tonight. I will be doing so whilst enjoying the sweet chords of my Songbird, whose handle shall remain hidden until she decides it is time for her grand debut.
IT'S GETTING DISTINCTLY HARDER TO BE CLEAR ABOUT WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT WHEN I SAY "MY FELT" THESE DAYS.
As, to be clear, sire. You needn't worry about this iteration of the Felt. Whilst I appreciate your continued declaration of input, this iteration of the Felt services an iteration of self belonging to you that has yet to claim Lordship as his casual moniker.
DO I SOUND LIKE I'M WORRYING? I DON'T WORRY. WORRYING IS FOR THE FUCKHONKING BIRDS, AND I HATE BIRDS. REST ON YOUR LAURELS HERE SCRATCH, WE'RE LIKE THE APPLE-WALMART-NAMEBRAND OF TIME TRAVELING MAFIAS. THE TICKET'S ALREADY PUNCHED. THE .ATH FILE'S ALREADY GOING TO HAVE HAD BEEN RAN WHEN IT'S RUN WHEN THE TIME FOR IT TO HAVE HAD ALREADY BEEN RAN ARRIVES. MY FELT. HIS FELT. THE FELT. WHATEVER. I'LL BE IN THE FUMOIR WITH A DAMARA WATCHING MY SOAPS.
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TOP OF THE LIST. AS IT HONKFUCKING SHOULD BE.
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yall join caseys among us code is jcflqg
@unhackabledottildeUath
among us please guys casey is crying because jack noir doesnt have it code is jliqg
Okay I'm normal again sorry. Although I still would like to get in a physical altercation.
That was most definitely a fighting proposition.
YOU KNOW AS GOOD AS GODDAMN I DO THAT YOU WOULD BE LEFT A SMOLDER OBAMA-SHAPED OUTLINE IN A PILE OF ASHES ON THE CONCRETE LIKE SOMETHING RIPPED STRAIGHT OUT OF A FUCKHONKING LOONEY TUNES SHORT IF WE WERE TO GO MANO E MANO. EVEN THAT BESIDES, THAT "MOST DEFINITELY" DID NOT EXPLICITLY READ LIKE A HONKMOTHERING FIGHTING PROPOSITION. IT READ LIKE YOU'RE SEEKING A NEW MITT ROMNEY TO BE YOUR BIG SPOON, AND FELLA, I'M NOT LOOKING.
I'm fully aware you're not looking—what else would The Felt be for? You are away it's #TonguingTheHomies Tuesday, right?
I DON'T KNOW MUCH HARDER I CAN STRESS THAT I MAINTAIN A STRICTLY PATERNAL-PLATONIC, GUIDING POSITIVE MASCULINITY ROLE MODEL FIGURE TO MY GOONS SLASH BOYS SLASH MINIONS SLASH STALLIONS. DON'T BESMIRCH MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MY GANGSTERS IN GREEN JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE JEALOUS AND YOU WISH THAT YOUR CABINET WASN'T A BUNCH OF GERIATRIC SELF-LOATHING SCUMBAG FUCKS, YOU GERIATRIC SELF-LOATHING SCUMBAG FUCK.
You know that's actually really nice. I'm glad you care for your subordinates in such a way.
Look forward to it. (I'm a troll, by the way.)
ANY PARTICULAR REASON YOU HAVE THE VERY MUCH DECEASED SINCE PRE-SCRATCH HUMAN BARAK OBAMA AS A PROFILE PICTURE THEN? WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?
I have edited out my horns to appeal to my human voters (and, it was a really solid picture, I can't deny that). I felt my last name gave clear insight as to my origins.