♦ pitied by @upgradedVictor
I øught tø invest in a cøntainer that høłds a perigee’s wørth øf medicatiøn in its cømpartments rather than just a wipe’s. Seems I’m ałways refiłłing this thing.
(°. i feel like i'm ab𖦹ut t𖦹 pass 𖦹ut .°) (°. #cw-implied-vi𖦹lence .°)
♡⸝⸝ oh baller a media7e luv 7ha7 we ge77in 7he full reac7ion experience up in here. I go77a fuck off for a bi7 peace ⸝⸝♤
>([met some poor bastard named "twinks likely" t#e ot#er nig#t like at w#at point do u jus drop off da map]
▲i think id be a way better cerulean than jade▼
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:33 < really really really really bad
chittr tried to get rid of us but i am too powwerful.
Hell0!!!! I just g0t 0n this site ::D seems pretty c00l s0 far!
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〚｟⦕⤊⦖｠〛just finished the gauntlet. i wanna die. but my pump looks awesome. #workout #nevergiveup #wowimsore
Trying to split my attention between babysitting my own brother and his son (excuse me, “little brother”) while he makes another terrible decision, watching my actual child, and dealing with entirely too much paperwork all at once. One coffee is not enough. I need a mug the size of my head.
IIf 2omeone call2 you a "damned troll" that2 2peciie2ii2t, riight?
I AM LOCKED OUT OF MY PERSONAL OFFICE, I HAVE BEEN LOCKED OUT FOR ABOUT 26 MINUTES AND 43 SECONDS AS OF TYPING THIS, BUT WHO IS REALLY COUNTING HAHA, WHO IS COUNTING THE SECONDS UNTIL THE CUSTODIAL STAFF IS ABLE TO ARRIVE WITH THEIR MASTER KEY, NOT OLD SAL HERE, YOUR FRIEND SAL IS BEING VERY VERY PATIENT. -- F. GAINES, CEO [ABG INC.]
tfw i cant hate a chitt cuz i do the same dam thing for a different reason 38/
3> For FUCKS sake. Do people here just talk about wanting sex, getting their bulges sucked? Do I take you seriously, or do I just read this shit in contempt? I don't mind the nsfw shit I get sometimes, but please at least be clever with it, instead of just constantly in heat. God. #nsfw <3
[⚙︎ Fuckin' jaw hurts from being so tense. ⚙︎]
✝+ My nuns think I'm in a romantic relationship and have been exceptionally thrilled about it. +✝ ✝+ I am not in a romantic relationship. +✝
daves upset that a different dave made a jork fest groupchat with our timelines john even though he didnt want john in ours anyway ://////
O)( rig)(t, t)(e fires! I remembered w)(y I don't go into t)(e kitc)(en. 38O
it wwhat
when i think he cant get any dumber he goes and proves me wrong tellin me da stupidest idea ive never heard like bro that aint no sinkin ship thats a S)(IPWR-ECK
:33 < tonights one of those nights where im bored outta my mind and just chilling topless and in boxers in my cave... its so furrcking hot!!!!!!!
dms open for nobody. replies closed too. in fact interactions are also out of the question. if you even look my way i will be a bit offended. #donotperceiveme #johnfacts
>+. @ MY BRAIN STOP MATERIALIZING PEOPLE NEXT TO ME THERE ARE ONLY SO MANY TIMES I CAN BE STARTLED .+<
NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON. HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING A NICE EVENING. :^)
⊹ #aving t⟡ w⟡rk ⟡ut w#ile actively #aving a migraine is a unique f⟡rm ⟡f t⟡rture. ⊹
The feed all of a sudden.
▼fuck this im gonna go smoke a full pack till sunrise and wait till the sun burns me to go inside you guys can do whatever you fucking want▲ #substance
▼▼seriously fucked up how i some how perigrees ago had a better experience with @herimperiousCondesce than i am right now with @meenahsMommy seriously is this what that fucking sheep deals with▲▲
▲who snitched on the anti imperial posters in the murdershore #hottopic ???▼ ▲ill fuck you up i almost liked it there▼
Y'all're real fond of shar:n' :dent:fy:n' :nformat:on on here, a:n'tcha? Keep :t up, mm?
. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁. God I miss༄d having d༄⏾༄nt workout ༄quipm༄nt; I ⏾ouldn't ༄v༄n do l༄g pr༄ss༄s out th༄r༄ T~T . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁.
--BEGIN LOG-- dΩ at ΛeaΣt try tΩ be intereΣting. --END LOG--
--BEGIN LOG-- what a faΣcinating Σite. i hΩpe tΩ gain uΣefuΛ data frΩm yΩu aΛΛ. --END LOG--
+ripped over +his fucking box in my hallway +ha+ i pu+ +here so i wouldn+ forge+ lmao. am i gonna do sm+h abou+ i+ no ofc no+
(everyone shut up. i have a pan ache.) ~ * °
OH MY GOG OH MY GOG GUYS WHAT DO I DO I JUST GOT SENT SOMETHING AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO!!! DO I SEND SOMETHING BACK???? #suggestive
~LIVING~IN~THE~SEA~SUCKS~ ~I~CAN~LET~GO~OF~SOMETHING~FOR~A~MOMENT~AND~IT~INSTANTLY~GETS~CARRIED~AWAY~BY~A~CURRENT~
I can taste blood in my mouth, I'm not sure what I did...I opened my mouth and blood began to flow out.
~~~~~~~~ It's curious; I do believe there are more people on this website than have ever been interested in genuine conversation with me, and yet most of the posts here are nonsense. Informative nonsense, but nonetheless...
why tf did i wake up covered in scratches and Burns
⧃ Too much whimsy recently. I need to attend a work trip soon to balance it out.
why my feed so purple
chits that you knoww are about you but cant interact wwith cause they arbitrarily decided you wwere the sea dwweller wwhat broke the wwaterhumpbeasts back #vvaguepostin
fuck #ineedhim #bad #nsfw #probably
in case you guys were wondering, all of my chits are extremely calculated and my fuckass replies are completely intentional mfs wish theycould be so self aware #thisishowyougetyourtherapisttofireyou
i l/)ve being a n/)rmal and rati/)nal pers/)n wh/) thinks in an /)bjectively c/)rrect way
Where in the quadrants does a feeling like "cute aggression" fall?
THERE IS NOTHING QUITE LIKE A MIGRAINE THAT DOESN'T FOLD TO MEDICATION. WHY YES, I LOVE HOW MY THINK PAN DECIDES TO ATTACK ITSELF WITH THE DRIVING FORCE OF A JACKHAMMER TO THE SKULL FOR NO DISCERNIBLE REASON!
also why is everyone celery posting what the hell
goin to #sicknastysunday and doing nothing. in the cuck chair in an entirely nonsexual way. nah jk i would probably kill the mood bein there
Is it wrong of me to experience a peculiar sort of gender envy? Jade ostensibly lucked out by becoming an animal amalgamate. What I wouldn't give for tentacular appendages. To be some manner of "OUTER GOD TIER" that can coil and curl and grasp and climb and...light a half dozen ceremonial candles a half dozen times over, ultimately spuriously usurping my own fate with the underbelly of bestial hell's intervention. Squeezing through small spaces. Handlessly solving a rubik's cube. Turn pages without having to lick my thumb. I'm experiencing a strange and unreasonable sort of jasprosesprite^2 and jasprosesprite envy.
pu++ing off doing chores lol. i jus+ go+ home gimme a break
why do ppl even rely on dem anon ask blogs anywayy or like being anon in gen wen u can just @ sm1 to say smth like I'm not gonna be a coward and NEITHER SHOULD U!!!!
That feel when a tr0lls access0ries d0n't match and clash terribly but theyre in their quads c0l0urs s0 y0u cant say anything
🦈๋࣭⭑ 𓂃𓂁𓂃 Weαring flαts to work todαy becαuse of proclivities I pαrticipαted in lαst nig}{t. 𓂃𓂄𓂃
I'm shocked I haven't broken my keyboard what with how many times I've hit my head off of it in the past hour.
Stop stari^9 at my bul9e i^ my last post I’m melti^9 here!!
Having respoonsibilities is genuinely crazy i'm soo busy i doon't even knoow what is happening oon Chittr feed
you guys just aren'T ready for my #humor and that'S okay
i HATE when a mean pers/)n suddenly gets all nice when they get a matesprit like h/)ly fuck where was all this “peace and l/)ve” shit when y/)u t/)ld me y/)u wanted t/) bash my head in /)n the c/)ncrete fl/)/)r /)f a malls parking l/)t? #vi/)lence #relatable
fun facts of the night wwwwith mmmme, your buddy tyzias did you knowwww that wwww
~DOES~ANYONE~HERE~LIKE~NUMBERS?~MY~FAVORITE~NUMBER~IS~9~
HUGRGYMEAT MEAT BLODMEAT BMAATBLOD MEATBLODO MEAT
Foolish of I to think the world is welcoming and kind. How naive, as if there was anything but bloodshed. #FuckMosquitos
If I listen to those thoughts it will just grow back within the new few hours depending on how brutal the damage is.
feeling particularly violent today.
wwhhaatt ddooee ss iitt mmeeaann wwhheenn yyoouurr bbooss,ss ppaattss yyoouu oonn tthh hheeaadd wwhheenn hhee ppaassssee,ss bbyy,, , ? -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
it is so hot around here i am gonna die
I didn't vvant to be a nevvs host, I vvanted to be an actor. But I guess that dreanns dead eh/
I THIBK I MIGHT BE A BOY BUT ION GOT TIME FOR THAT 🙏🙏🙏 ON DAT #TF2GRIND
I'm begining to suspect my therapist may be dead, they should be back from vacation by now and yet they are still completely unavailable.
somehow ended up on a boat yesterday and turns out ive got an irrational fear of kelp forests
help. i'm starting to feel worried. he's getting clingy. it was just a one night stand!!!!
i |-|ate w|-|en yo|_| come |_|p wit|-| a new invention and find o|_|t it's a|_ready been done. i don't give a s|-|it if w|-|ee|_ s|-|oes |-|ave been made i co|_||_d make t|-|em better anyways
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:33< i didnt bring a furrucking towel
I Would Like A Little " Treat ", But I Am Not Allowed. The World Is So Cruel.
To the tro// who avoided death by my hand today... you cannot run forever from the /ong b/ade of the /aw. The next time I see you... I wi// not hesitate. Tch... Why break the /aw anyhow, if you are not prepared to face judgement? Running is a coward's move... I shou/d have fo//owed that tro// for /onger, but I decided it wou/d not be prudent to do so. I wi// find them another day.