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X Real af. Idk how the fuck Kazumo works for weeks at a time. x
X Brb, having a healthy balanced breakfast (3 cigs, a joint, a line, and a megacull XL deathwish energy drink #substance x
X Just to brag because I’m a big bih: I’m 8’10” tall and weigh 443 pounds x
i bellieve he said "im da joker baybee"
↗️#IWANTCANDY AT #ERIDANWEEK.↗️ ↘️we need to network.↘️
[BAD, YOU REALLY #AN'T TRU$T YOUR EMPLOYEE$ THE$E DAY$]
↗️HAVING A JOB IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS.↗️
The news is always an interesting read. https://i.ibb.co/B2d1xd1t/image-2026-04-03-001432623.png
I do apologize for all of those who have lost someone. I understand the pain. But you must keep going. You will find another. Do not cling to the memories for so long that you are lost in them. You must keep going to find new things or people to love. It will get better. Trust me. I am case in point. I have lost many good friends and lovers frankly. But I am still here. I am a detective. I have found new things to love and new people to love. It will all get better you just must wish for it to. I do hope you also find new love or friendship. Even a slight companionship is wonderful and if you have that it will get better. Trust your favorite mysterious Detective.
Ooo that man. #lyricsposting Am I doing this correctly?
Ah. This is humorous. Thank you, Kind Citizen.
Some have called me "Mr. Tall Dark and Handsome" Although I find that odd... As I am none of those things.
I have just acquired a "Moirail" this is grand. I am rather happy upon having this happen. I do hope I will not let them down. As I understand this is a "troll" thing and I am not a "troll". But I am overjoyed none the less!
Detective work. You should see my "bio" for more information about this. I do hope you check it out.
I have yet another one of these pick up lines! I hate to be Russian you, but quit Stalin and let’s get out of here. I hope you do enjoy.
Ah. This seems Melancholy.
((I think its really funny when people hit on Miller cause he's kind of oblivious to love. keep doing it though its really funny.))
Who is picking up lines?
[|||] is chittr doing pickup lines tonight??? cheeeeeesy as fuck but also awesome lmao
Ah this is unpleasant. I hope you do get an option.
It is liberating. Perhaps you should do it no matter the social pressure.
No - maybe - there - are - dentists - and - dont - taln - to talk - about - work? >
It is... perhaps I should look into it.
I am very liberated at this current moment. https://i.ibb.co/XZgfkmPp/image-2026-04-03-001544002.png
♯inventing a ♯wayout that isnt ♯through
♯oh so it was ♯your gay idea ♯okay
"= i knew my suggestion of oil would come true. the sludgeeee. well. i hope it is that kind. ="
✿ guys im learning how to use sosh meed okay heres my #facereveal https://i.ibb.co/2YPH9Ckr/chud-glurpi.png
i like reading childrens books
♯yup
~vvill not be attending #eridanvveek for the sake of my physical and mental health
My favorite color is green because it is the color many plants are •ᴗ•
♯mine are ♯perhapsevenmoreso since i ♯rarely commit to a ♯modicum of the ♯debauchery this ♯onlinecolony does ♯😭😭😭😭
my checklist is already up to two and it’s been A DAY
<' i like mienshao, because it kind of reminds me of my lusus. but i also like duosion and reuniclus. and lucario i can't forget lucario. '>
nY FAVORITE, KIND OF CHANGES, fROM TIME TO TIME, rIGHT NOW i HAVE BEEN IN A, lOBSTABEEF, sORT OF MOOD,
I want to feel. blood on my hands and it’s making me nauseous #violence #gore? i hate people who dont know when to shut the fuck up
=>>øh i have øne whø says the saMe a friend gave it tø Me før My wriggling day>>>
it’s been a DAY and i am already SICK of this i suppose thats. a bit on me for not resting much
You deserve better, my teal brother. (I I I)t (i i i)s (i i i)mperv(i i i)ous that we rema(i i i)n steadfast and d(i i i)l(i i i)gent (i i i)n the face of oppos(i i i)t(i i i)on ! ! ! #leg(i i i)slacerator#warr(i i i)orofjust(i i i)ce #legal(i i i)ty #tonr(i i i)s(i i i)g(i i i)zz(i i i) #just(i i i)ce #(i i i)f(i i i)ghtforyoualtern(i i i)a #lawandorder #superv(i i i)s(i i i)onoff(i i i)cer #legalrepresentat(i i i)on #lowbloodrepresentat(i i i)ve #lowbloodr(i i i)ghts #m(i i i)dbloodr(i i i)ghts #m(i i i)dbloodrepresentat(i i i)ve -> 111-111-XXXX <-
<' oh my name is jerzim but you can call me a stranger if you want i suppose. '>
<' i hope you s2p getting pens thrown at you soon. i believe in you. :] '>
im being targeted https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1445826841607798814/1489196648096596098/image_2026-04-02_053526707.png?ex=69cf89f4&is=69ce3874&hm=dcd2ff27f513462c0d3cbb9efefa66cd9cc1874c080123a6c63385a419d071ec&
<body> ** found a cute starter hive on this minecraft server. wood walls, cobblestone roof, the works. there's even a little melon garden out front. sign says "pletai's house :)". should i blow it up or lavacast it. </body>
^^of course a lusus dYing is onlY natural^^ ^^but reminders like these alWaYs make mY chest hurt.^^
>--D=Its=very=hard=to=imagine=a=world=without=our=wonderful=if=slightly=problematic=caste=system=its=kinda=uncomfortable=for=me=to=think=about=really=haha=:)//<
no no,,,, it''''s fine. proves i''''ve still got 4 he4lthy 4mount of pity!!!!
ⓘt depends ໑n the specⓘes ໑f the lusus s໑me ໑f them w໑uldn't gⓘve a fuck and ໑thers are alm໑st e><tⓘnct because ໑f h໑w vⓘ໑lently they resⓘst cullⓘng dr໑nes lⓘke my ໑wn f໑r e><ample lma໑
♯vilechittrusers love making their ♯number go ♯up
My Chittr Notifications Are Just Full Of Hate Right Now…. Sad Times.
✨🍭🕷️ yeah no see i get that kind of thing. trust me i'm health issues georg over here. but they definitely also want us to just let lowbloods suffer and die without aid. different medicines sure, maybe. NO medicines?? 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ majoring in pharmacheutical sciences as a troll is crazy because what do you mean my textbook is trying to tell me warmbloods just Can't Take Medicine. like At All. GIRL IT'S THE SAME ORGANS. 🕷️🍭✨
Hi everyone! I guess Caine is letting us have internet now? Haven't used it in quite awhile if I'm being honest. But I'm glad to be able to talk to people outside the circus for once!
sounds sc4ry!!!! is everything good in th4t dep4rtment now????
got hit 8y some ins4ne writers'''' 8lock. this pl4ce seems like 4 nice w4y to get some fresh ide4s
someone looks a little obsessed https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1445826841607798814/1489137633182355577/image_2026-04-02_014046819.png?ex=69cf52fe&is=69ce017e&hm=cfc1e5df93a9690ce2c932d0cbfce95f4e88f9041396004ca70963b79f3d0e2e&
↗️I HAD TO LOOSEN MY TIE LOOKING AT IT.↗️
↗️#NSFW↗️ ↘️how ornery.↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d3439dc6f9b2.jpg
[UNCLASSIFIED] Carcinogenic stick is a reward for finishing spreadsheets.
[[ranking bones for jewelry part 3!...] [ALL OF THE ONES ON THIS LIST ARE TOTALLY ALLEGID AND I WOULD NEVER DESICRATE A HIGHER BLOODS GRAVE. I AM INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN UHM...wait do we go by those rules? idk im not liable for anything.] [cerulean blood bones: cerulean skulls specifically are really fun to find because the eyes can get supper weird and i like that. i paint them sometimes and just leave em on my mantel or something as a paper weight or candle holder. 10/10 because of the skulls. very nice to look at. my thinkpan feels funny when i do though... indigo blood bones: 0/10!!!! VERY HARD TO CARVE, VERY HARD TO DISMAN TLE. THE LIGAMENTS ARE LIKE FUCKING CAMENT! I HATE IOT! I HATE IT SO MUCH! WORST BONES TO WORK ON!!!] [Purple blood bones: 8/10, the teeth are very fun to put on necklaces because they are fun and sharp and vary alot in shape and size. the bonesare usually super long though so i have to either widdle them down, or use them as table legs or something. dont tell anyone i do that...please. follow and like for part 4 #boneslore]
↗️AN ORGANIZED AND PROPER WORKSQUARE IS VITAL TO ANY MAN'S SUCCESS IN ANY FIELD.↗️ ↘️behold mine, which is littered with the stubholds of my productivity and also businesense.↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c2c28851fa9b.jpg
[ranking bones for jewelry part 2...] Olive blood bones: 9/10 relatively very easy to work with, perfect length, perfect thickness, perfect desnity, it just smells like wet dog...no matter how much you wash it. gatta put it in ressin to get rid of the smell. [Teal blood bones: N/A i dont use teal blood bones cus i think theyll sue me, and theyre good at that, cus theyre all lawyers or something...but allegedly if i WERE to (allegedly) use teal bones id say they are pretty nice to work with but they splinter. 7/10] Jade blood bones: never got to use them? cus i never see them in any grave yards, and the only ones that probably would have them, i would be killed immedietly upon trying to go there....hypotheticallt, idk, i think theyd be like...itty bitty. idk.] thank you like and follow for part 3 #bonelore]
[thank you i havnt felt this seen in sweeps]
i just got hit on the head at #eridanweek
3 rules of pina coladas 1. delicious frozen drink tastin of da tropics 2. served in a co co nut 3. )(as a tiny umbrella if u fail 2 meet da qualifications, i cant conc)(trol wat )(appens to ya #eridanweek
WE WILL AVENGE OUR FALLEN.
so he just ran out of arguments huh @ decided to manipulate me by bringing up something i did as a wriggler @ such a pathetic move really
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:33 < it depends on the body!!! sometimes it surprises you beclaws they really aren't as heavy as you thought :33 < othertimes it is a supurr taxing endeafurr XOO :33 < big game is always the hardest to drag after a kill #gore
im not evven gonna touch that perfectly avverage luck to ya kid
i mean ill nevver pass up on a chance for some good pity but im tellin you it really does not matter as much as you think it does right noww
check my pinned chitt @ and follow @me for more drama
Maybe a 1. Used to be 0 since there are only twwo fuchsiabloods at any givven time but apparently fucking evvery heir and heiress across the multivverse is on this site.
~oh my god i’m so glad troll bruno mars is okay #relieved
I am prbably an 8 n.o°rmal
>>| .anyone have this feeling: .oh boy, .i want to post something! but when you start to count .any .events that happened .in the night, but .only to figure that .it was .uneventful. no culling, no server bashing, no guns fired. like, the forest got quite silent for .an .odd reason.
>--D=I'd=say=I'm=very=normal=especially=compared=to=some=of=the=more=uppity=lowbloods=on=here=haha=:)=#nooffence//<
≈ Ĩ'm the most normal. From a legal standpoint, Ĩ set the standard. ≈
if you'RE on this website you have to knock off minimum 3 points from the score. that being said probably 4.2667/10. just keeping it real out here
1 l1v3d, b1tch3s. https://f1l3.g4rd3n/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/d1g1c4mfx-jp3gS1mul4t10n-2026-03-31T08-35-16.jpg
people be like "good morning chittr" or "goodnight chittr" dude just text your friends? your moirail?
If y9u are at all interested in the park cleanup party, let me kn9w what days and times w9rk the 6est f9r y9u. I will chart it 9ut and find the 9ptimal time.
y3ah i f33l dud3 it2 hard to typ3 on h3r3 with on3 hand