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Hear ye, hear ye. Despite my general distaste for nonsensical violence and wanton bloodshed, I suppose I should throw my two cents out there. @cesarianAqueduct is going to win this war. He is the only one of you with stakes. This means that the following Amporas are virtually guaranteed to lose. @caligulaAqua @caligulaAscendit @caligulasAcropolis @caligulasAquarium @caligulasAquarium#1742 @caligulasAquarium#7834 @caligulasAquarium#7940 @ceremonialAlchemy @cupidsArrow @cosmopolitanAequitas And honorary Eridan @twentyfourCarat I, of course, am under the assumption that @affableCantor and @capableAdmission are not participating.

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@woeGothic[WG]

Maybe if you win.

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@caligulaAscendit[CA]

rest assured that i wwill angelfish

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@woeGothic[WG]

under2tood.

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Perhaps I will rest uneasy, then.

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@caligulasAquarium[CA]

yeah i dont knoww wwe might wwanna put forth certain considerations here for powwerscalin reasons like splittin off into duos consistin of one eri that played sgrub and another thats off bringin glory to the empire

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@woeGothic[WG]

No, do not worry. You will win. You must win. I do not fraternize with the incapable.

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@caligulasAquarium[CA]

wwhy do i care wwho you fraternize wwith far as im awware the only eridan youvve bewwitched into a dark covvenant is aqueduct and i guess ascendit too if swweet eldritch wwhispers are to be his prize

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@woeGothic[WG]

The humor within is that it ultimately does not matter who wins. The end result will be an Eridan. Despite your differences, you often come out the same. Ergo, YOU must win. You being a royal sentiment in regards to the en masse concept of self that is Eridan.

wwhat the fuck is this i barely evven got the opportunity to set up my account and youre already tryin to force me into wwar wwith a bunch of inferior vversions of myself just my luck that people are alwways tryin to beat me dowwn and are chantin for my dowwnfall but guess wwhat wwitch youre about to be sorely disappointed ill take on all comers and dispatch any fradulent fakeass ampora like the cheap facsimile they are and wwhen i am evventually crowwned vvictor i wwill be sure to rub my triumph in your penitent face

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I await your pyrrhic victory.