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IT'S NOT NEWS. WE COULD ALL ALREADY TELL.
i just checked yeah thats embarrassin af bro
Hate his words Love his actions Hate his style Love his damn personality of bot giving a fuck. Motherfucking help me .. #quadrantcrisis
Awww, you poor t)(ing, I didn't mean to scare you! 38( I am just keeping an eye on you!
if she tries shit im takin her eyes out first #violence #horror #gore
Need someone to walk you home? :)
Stares at you with hunger.
@aer9dynamicTramp says: "hey! as a fell9w m*tant, h9w d9 y9u feel a69ut the l9st weea699s? uh, ask1n f9r a fr1end, haha... #slur #ya91 #l9stwea699s #ly1ng" I want t9 get s9mething 9ut 9f the way first. I appreciate the th9ught 9f y9u trying t9 cens9r a slur, 6ut y9ur executi9n leaves much t9 6e desired. I kn9w what it says. We all kn9w what it says. Any9ne with a curs9ry kn9wledge 9f the 6ef9ran language kn9ws that "m9tant", f9r example, isn't a w9rd. 9mitting a single v9wel 9ut 9f an 9therwise 9ffensive w9rd d9es n9thing t9 lessen its 9ffense. If anything, this attempt at p9litically c9rrect language acc9mplishes the 9pp9site 9f y9ur intended effect, as n9w any9ne with that term 6lacklisted c9uld n9t pr9perly filter it 9ut, as the 6lacklist w9uldn't acc9unt f9r alternate spellings 9r sym69ls. Furtherm9re, I am n9t a #Mutant (tagged here f9r 6lacklisting purp9ses) and I d9 n9t reclaim this term 9r wish f9r s9lidarity in this sense. Y9ur feelings 9n y9ur pers9nal #PhysicalAtypicalities are y9ur 9wn, and if y9u wish t9 use that term t9 descri6e y9urself, y9u are well within y9ur right t9. 6ut y9u cann9t make this judgement call f9r s9me9ne else. Were I a m9re easily 9ffended pers9n, y9ur careless use 9f such c9ntenti9us language c9uld have seri9usly triggered me. Thankfully, I p9ssess the 6andwidth t9 address the matter in a levelheaded manner. I'm n9t upset with y9u, just disapp9inted. I trust that next time y9u can ch99se y9ur w9rds a little m9re carefully. As f9r the L9st Weea699s, s9me 9f my cl9sest acquaintances are affiliated with the tri6e. I can't claim t9 6e especially familiar with their cust9ms, 6ut I appreciate their appreciati9n f9r East 6ef9ran culture. #ReclaimedTerms #UnreclaimedTerms #TheMSlur #East6ef9rus #QnA #KankrisAsk69x https://f9rms.gle/1mzxNi3S8sAc8Ter9
ight a few ppl asked so heres whats up when you train like i do block the tag #meenahmemoriam if ya dont wanna see this shit avert yo eyes and yeah i cut my hair (shrug) // Second pic doesn't have blood in it! #gore #body-horror https://64.media.tumblr.com/16ba95a8747ca1651821898d1dfe68dc/b5e83b89dd1183db-3b/s2048x3072/369aed81dff8c4f43f05eb91175cff4d634fa4bb.jpg https://64.media.tumblr.com/959316dcb0a3e20757dcb8f4b145a95f/dc21a63ddb20fcd0-66/s1280x1920/b22dcc22ba68fceec1ea3130baeb2ea09f421027.jpg
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having a big bulge makes me less aeroDynamiC.,,., #nsfw
put sum #respect on ths doc i fuckin hste medicullers but he pulled thru fr plus i asked him to
ok i weont tell u
a bullwt xod my fin bro damn irs hard af typin w blood all ovee mt hand holdup #violence #gore #body-horror
got my dam fin blown off playin ts smh would do it again #violence #gore #body-horror
(=^･⩊･^=) < WOULD TOTALLY DO SO MANY BAD THINGS TO MEW.~ #SUGGESTIVE
bold asf nitram im so down
ight but im watchin u
n 4 the love of gog drink water or ur dumbass gonna get sick again 38/
if u throw up anywhere near me istg rufioh i WILL [censored] #gore #violence
coddamn it nitram fine gimme a minnow
ocray i understood nonadat but ill take yo word for it whoevers tha baddest wins ig
u tell me lol
eheheheh thx for the idea
< I WILL CHOKE YOU TO DEATH MY SELF YOU GANGLY TWINK LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER. >
why not? she seems very sweet…
if u can take me youre set for life eelmao
WHO BETRAYED WHO FIRST.
I'm pretty sure @corallineCataclysm already made a chitt about it, but yeah. Bet's done with. Don't expect that level of effusive exuberance again. Frankly, if you do, you're a moron. That was my curse from me to her, then over to all of you as collateral damage.
water u talkin boat bro this is comin from me
im naut fightin anymoby again cuz it aint nice n stuff
saury i dunno whatchu mean 38?
shore lets play it i just wanna make u happy dude 38D
oh yeah man anyfin you want anytime!!
mess wvith the alpha, and you get the horns. #no-more-mister-nice-guy.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7ecec7a120c0.png *blowws you up wwith my mind*
:33< im... im so sorry rufioh... mewre... mew wont make it (to seven eleven fur a fur33 slushie)
:33< horoscopes? horoscopes! :33< ♈ the stars say that mew will bring joy to someones day today! :33< ♉ im so sorry but mew.... mew wont make it.... to the seven eleven in time fur fur33 slushie day :33< ♊ pitch furlirting but like pitching someone out a window send chitt :33< ♋ mew will beclawme the sand guardian guardian of the sand :33< ♌ mew should hang out with peopurr meowre its nyat that bad mew antisocial cr33p :33< ♍ the mewn is a ten quartpurrs mewn tonight which means that mewre eyes are gonna get up and walk away sorry :33< ♎ mewre gonna go to hell mew will m33t a flowpurr do not h33d its request!!! :33< ♏ mew gotta go to the ranch! :33< ♐ todays a good day to wear that hot pink leotard and run around in the park screaming about krampus :33< ♑ the stars are saying... yeah sorry buddy mewre totally furked :33< ♒ now is nyat a good time to stare at the sun until mew go blind sorry i know mew fur purrlaning on that :33< ♓ mewre blood will inexplicably turn cyan today i dont know where on the hemospectrum that is but its nowhere good i can tell mew that fur fur33
it could not be more obwvious that im talking about damara. evwen if i vwere being vague, you should knowv my taste by nowv. my #vwoulds are reservwed for the lost girls not the lost 8OYS.
actually he fell aaleep i could probably get away with it
oooohh but karrkat says sopor is bad for me
whats wrong, flustered?
this is wvhat you missed out on bro. i pity you really
vwhats not clicking here
#prochoice #mpreg
i dont knowv vwhat you mean, this is entirely nevw information here
no one vwants to imagine that, nitram. no one.
It d9esn't matter wh9 started it. The sign 9f true #maturity is kn9wing when t9 rise a69ve it. I have t9 6e h9nest, I'm disapp9inted y9u w9uld all9w y9urself t9 get riled up like this.
@aeneasCaldarium @aer9dynamicTramp As much as I am n9rmally against inv9king s9cietal expectati9ns 9f quadrant 6ehavi9r, I have t9 w9nder if the tw9 9f y9u need an auspistice. (#Quadrants #Auspisticism #Ashen6ehavi9r #KeepY9urClu6s6ehindCl9sedD99rs) Either way, I kindly ask y9u t9 st9p. This petty 6ack and f9rth is n9 way t9 c9nduct y9urselves as adults 9r as p9dcast h9sts. If y9u w9uld like t9 c9ntinue arguing, please d9 s9 s9mewhere 9ther than this p9st. I need t9 keep this discussi9n thread 9pen f9r pe9ple with c9ncerns t9 raise, and they can't d9 that if y9u scare them away with y9ur squa66ling.
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 12: damara megido #pickme #casteplay #killing #violence #substance #wslur #seadwellerfetishism #substances #cheating #nsfw #nsfwe #dubcon #extremelywillingcon #fartoomuchcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl evweryone vwelcome my vwery special guest @handMaid. shes here to confirm vwhat im saying and add some of her owvn thoughts. this aint gonna be an easy one, so im glad to havwe her perspectivwe (first time anyones said that, huh?). also i gotta note. i did not ask her to come help. but shes in my hivwe and vwont leavwe, and like, normally im cool vwith that, but she and her time clones havwe me in vwhat i can only describe as a contraption. like, its honestly impressivwe, if she vwerent a fuckdoll for the fuckpuppet she could be an engineer #vwomeninstem 「 #SADISM #TORTURE #EXTREME #MURDER.」 since damz is gonna havwe a lot more to say about the fun ones, im gonna start vwith the normies. im talking the damaras that just vwanna smoke vweed and are only vwaguely upset about evwerything and can evwen empathize vwith you about crippling loneliness. 「ALSO KNOWN. AS THE BETA BOTTOM BITCHES. 」scary, i knowv. these can be alright if im in a softer kinda mood, but honestly they freak me out a bit. shell probably be real blase about getting touched up or degraded, almost definitely has a free use kink. you aint gonna get good banter outta her, just a fewv names, maybe shell call you a shrimp dick. nook is nook, but this one usually aint evwen gonna havwe tits, shell be a vwillovwy sorta gal. 「DON’T PUT THAT IN.」meh. in the middle vwe havwe the psycho ex-girlfriends. not yours, necessarily, but this is the levwel theyre at. angry at the vworld, angry at you, and ready to bang about it. definitely has lusus issues, try to emulate the scratch vway. yknowv, condescending, pushy, treating it like its an inevwitability shell do vwhatevwer you ask. bonus points if it actually is, like if theres some strength differential. shes also definitely into being called a gutterblood, gutterskank, gutterslut, call her rustie casually, get her to start calling you some fun shit. highblood, sir, those are the obvwious ones, but if youre a fish? vwell she might go for the vwader shit, vwhich maybe you can get into, but damn, if youre a fish shell call you daddy vwhether you like it or not. just keep vwigilant vwith your gills, she lovwes fishhooking (pun not intended?), and yeah shell nibble on your fins but she might also gnawv em off.「 IT’S CALLED TAGGING. SO ALL OF CHITTR. CAN TELL THAT YOU ARE NEUTERED.」buyer bevware. oh shit, and this applies to all of em, but if you can manage to understand vwhat shes saying, misinterpret it. pick out just a fewv vwords and make those into the meaning. real fun game, selectivwe hearing. nowv in my experience theyll all take it and lovwe it, but damara vwants to mention that they may as vwell be pirates vwith all the pegging they get up to. ill take her vword for it. and. okay yes ill take that too okay okay just stop the contraption. then vwevwe got gals like our damz here. proper nympho sociopaths, just vwhat the doctor ordered! say the vwrong thing and she might kick your ass, say the same exact thing on a different day she might squat dowvn and throwv you peace signs. either vway, shes in control, shes the one vwho can bring out a bunch of time clones to gangbang you vwith. not a bad thing, but keep it in mind if youd prefer certain orifices to remain vwirginal. shes doing more than just the vweed, shell take vwhatevwer you havwe on offer, probably force some vweird thing into you too. if youre the sentimental type, dont evwen bother vwith her, because shes sleeping vwith all your friends vwhile youre vwondering howv to ask her out. and i mean that literally, time shit. armchair dia-cro-sis: the classic good-time gal. she vwants you bad pretty much regardless of all your vwarious attributes. she’s just stoked to find someone vwith a rap sheet half as long as her owvn. okay. shit. my lavwyers *really* dont vwant me talking about this one. so vwere gonna get into it, and vwhat gets redacted gets ████████. so you might meet some █████ ███████, right? been ████ for the █████ █████ ███ but it ██████ ██████ ████ of ████████. but for the █████ ████, right? at least half the time, theyre gonna vwant you ██ ███ ████ ██████ █████ ██████ shit. and █████████ ██ █████ ███ yknowv ███ ██████ ████ ███ ████ vweird. i dont vwanna ██ ████ ██ █ ████ ██ █████ ████ ██ ███ ████. or sometimes ██████ █████ ██████ ████ ████ █████ ███████████ and ill just be like ███ ████ ████ ███ ████ ██. yknowv this is ████ ███████ and more just ██ █████ ██████. i guess vwhat im saying is to degrade them █████ ████ ██ ██████ ██████ █████ ██ ██ ████ ██████ theyll still lovwe it. 「MANY ARE ASKING. ABOUT ALL THE ████████ ████. “IS SHE INTO ████.” I HEAR YOU CRY. IT TAKES AN ████████████ ████ IQ. TO █████ ██ MY ██████ █████████. AND GRIP THAT THICK THRASHING █████████████ NOODLE. BY THE BULGE. LIKE YOU’RE ██. ABOUT TO GET ████████ ███ ██ ███ ██████████████ █████ ███. FOR GILLGRABBING. LIKE ALL OTHER ME-RELATED MATTERS. IT IS A HIGH RISK GAME. A █████ KANKRI MIGHT ████████. AND █████ US BOTH TO █████. BUT A SKILLED PERFORMANCE. MIGHT JUST ████ YOU. THE ULTIMATE RELEASE ██ ██████ █████. AFTER I DE████████ AND ███████ YOU. SHORTLY AFTER SPILLING. SO YOU CANNOT TELL A SOUL OF WHAT YOU SAW. (damara got ahold of the sharpie there that vwas less bad before she touched it up.) CRONUS IS SAYING THE PEOPLE DEMAND A HINT. OK. OPEN A NEW TAB. AND TYPE IN #FUJOSHI. OR #NETORARE. OR #EROGURO. THESE ARE SOME. OF THE INCREDIBLY RARE. USEFUL EXPORTS OF BEFORUS. YOU ARE ENLIGHTENED NOW. YOU CAN TAKE IT FROM HERE.」 rating her and her and her and her and her and her bod: some fun vwariation here. sometimes you get a plank- owv fuck, sometimes you get slimthicc, sometimes you get absolute goddesses. sometimes all at once, the time shit is vweird. add onto just like, her body language, that predator drivwe, especially if you havwe the stones to turn her into prey? GOOD LUCK! HAA HAA! 10/10 vwariety: a surprising amount of vwariety actually, though i attribute that mostly to @handMaid here. vwevwe got eh ones, vwevwe got the kinksters, and vwe havwe the red roomers. add on the time stuff, the casteplay, maybe some miscommunication stuff- yes yes and the contraption. 10/10 ease: yes, but you dont get to choose howv. 11/10 personality: absolutely horrid. shes rotten, rancid, mean, a slut, a bitch, a cheater, kinda objectivwely evwil, and at vworst, boring. vwait no not you i mean the basic bubble bitches please no the contraption 10/10 ovwerall: 10/10. i am not being held under duress.
ask me wvhy
you havwe the most splinter cowvered ass of anyone i knowv
youre a limpdicked spineless traitor. you coulda at least corroborated my damara guide
IF YOU USELESS WASTES OF LIFE. LET #DIRKJAKE FLOP. AND ALLOW RANKYCHAN TO DEFEAT ME. I WILL BE BLOWING UP THE OLD FRIENDS SENIOR LUSII SANCTUARY. #NSFWE #BOMBTHREAT #BOMBPROMISE #ANIMALDEATH #ANIMALABUSE #LUSUSDEATH #LUSUSABUSE #TEAMDIRK #ATANYCOST.
tolight you will finally feel what it means to be the #omegabitch mara-chan #jakedirk
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/WZNFLM2L/IMAGE.PNG THE #DIRKJAKE #JAKEDIRK #SHIPPINGWAR. IS NOT ABOUT EITHER OF YOU MAN WHORES ANYMORE. IT IS ABOUT MY CRUSHING. OVERPOWERING. INEVITABLE DEFEAT. OF @ARCHIVEADDICT. YOU HAVE NO IDEA. THE RAW. COMPETITIVE. PREDATOR DRIVE. YOU HAVE UNLEASHED. #TEAMDIRK. HTTPS://POLL-MAKER.COM/POLL5785981X4F474EB6-168
NOT ONLY ARE YOU. THE MOST DEPRAVED SORT. OF OMEGA BOTTOM BITCH. BUT YOU ARE ALSO PANDAMAGED. FOR POSTING A TAKE THIS WRONG. OPINION DISCARDED.
The only place I prefer to stand is with my foot on the back of Jake's neck. Rubbing his nose in the dirt while I hold the Champion's belt above my head in dominant victory.
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/2YHJDWWH/HESGAY.GIF MEN LOVE RUNNING THROUGH YOUR COWORKERS. AS IF THEY FORGOT. WHO INVENTED THAT MOVE. @AERODYNAMICTRAMP #TRAMPISFUCKINGRIGHT.
:o) I shall. :o) Now leave me be. :o) I must concentrate really fucking hard.
:o) Do not fret. :o) All is perfectly well. :o) I am just about to be very VERY funny.
:o) Hee hee :o) Haa haa :o) Hoo hoo :o) You think I'm funny now? i'm about to be motherfuckin' hilarious.
MY FRONDS ARE FULL. FROM BEING GAINFULLY EMPLOYED. AND BOOKED. AND BUSY. YOU MAY READ MY THRASHING WIGGLY INSTEAD. WHAT SECRETS DOES IT HOLD. #NSFW
been busy tonight, but dont wvorry, the next #cagttl is coming up, wvith help from a special guest!
JUST CAME BACK FROM A SICK. DISGUSTING. THOROUGHLY DOOMED TIMELINE. I THOUGHT THE BLOODSWAPS WERE BAD. THAT WAS NOTHING. IN THIS ONE. THEY DROPPED ME ON BEFORUS. IN THE WRONG PLACE. INSTEAD OF IMPRINTING ON @AERODYNAMICTRAMP. IT WAS @AENEASCALDARIUM. WE WERE TOO BUSY. CRUISING FOR A THIRD. TO SCRATCH THE STUPID GAME. AND THOSE IDIOTS MANAGED TO WIN. THROW IT IN THE BIN!!!! #DOOMED #DOOMEDTIMELINE #YUCK
s'cuz you're a nitram
would not believe you
Awoooooooooooo
:o) We can take this into DMs now.
:o) See? ;o) Doesn't that feel good?
:o/ I truly don't understand how you keep up with that show :o/ We have infinite time and even I find myself too busy to catch up
wvait bullshit ivwe seen some of that troll manga
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 6: alternian vwantas #notgay #nsfwv #nsfvwe #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #casteplay #hemoism #cagttl hear me out. infinite timelines infinite possibilities. and in many of them karkat is a hot babe. there are a lotta iterations, im gonna default to using the name kat, because thats the cutest nickname for her. this is *not* about dudekats, okay? this is about bbwv cutie mutie tsunderes. thats vwhat vwere here for, okay? this is some rule 63 shit. is that problematic to say? ehh wvhatewver. vwere gonna talk about hovw to get into the swveatpants of a girlkat. first order of business: if she aint at least curwvy, back off, iwve newver seen a skinny kat vwhos up for anything. youre looking a girl wvith meat on her bones. chubby cheeks too, preferably constantly blushing wvhenewver you say anything to her. if she starts on a super long and gross rant before you ewven start touching her up then shes probably a lost cause. vwhat wvere looking for is the sorta vwindbag wvholl say a lotta nothing and get herself vworked up, but doesnt actually argue vwith anything you say. she might evwen be outright flattered but tell you to piss off anyvways. dont let up. kats are usually pretty receptiwve to the wvombo combo of feeling em up vwhile wvhispering all sorts of swveet nothings in her ear at the same time. makes em melt. on that note, some of the adwvice here is similar for vwhat i said for aradia. kats a mutie, bright red blood, spoiler vwarning, sorry. makes her the perfect sub for some casteplay. pretty much all of em are secretly into it, sometimes so secretly evwen they dont knowv about it. say enough about like, their bodys real purpose, or hovw theyre meant to serwve highbloods, or vwhatevwer other shit pops into your pan, and shell be all yours. this gal is total cullbait, in the beforan sense, obwviously. shes wvound all nice and tight, she just wvants to be taken care of. i dont wvanna giwve eridans too much credit, but you see that one pic of a kar and eridan floating around, the proud grub raisers? yeah, thats basically any girlkats vwet dream. shovw her you can giwve that to her. okay, but vwhats your in? wvell, theyll tolerate more than youd expect, because they cravwe material to insult you ovwer. be unashamed, be seedy, let her get comfortable. she already assumes youre a loser, dont dissuade her of that until its too late. no one really listens to her yap, so you gotta pretend to listen. maybe giwve her an honest compliment about hovw clewver she is, as honest as you can manage anywvays, that alvways kills. she knovws her team doesnt respect her. be the slightly older masculine figure that showvs her respect, and listens to her, and thinks shes so cool, and oop youvwe got your hands up her svweater and shes ready to say please. [my legal team redacted parts of the next para, im vworking on rectifying this wvith em] novw uhh, this last bit, dunno if i can ewven say it. like, legally speaking. just... karkats tend to havwe some █████ ████████████ vwith ██████. you can use that. this comes up like, a lot vwith karkats. its the ████ ████ as the █████ █████, shovw her ████ ███ ██████ ████ ███ ██████. shes ███████ █████ ███████ ████, make her ███ ██ ███. shes ███████ ██ ███ ████, make her feel good, make her ██████████ ███ ██████ █████. shell be so much happier ██ ███ ███████ ████ ████ █ ████, ██ ███ ███████ ████ shes your girl. a collar goes wvell vwith any girl, ███ ████ ████ ██████████. ███ ███ ██ ███ shell be in lovwe wvith you forevwer. cutie mutie ratings bod: the good ones are alwvays chubby. not alvways my thing, but damn she makes it vwork. they dress frumpy too but again, she makes it wvork. a kat in leggings alvways gets me. 8/10 vwvwariety: as much as i enjoy her, youll go owver the same beats again and again. theyre fun beats, but like... i dunno, if more of em could yap this wvould be higher. 7/10 ease: holy shit for all her posturing shes the most sensitivwe troll there is. one touch and shell wvanna fall to her knees. 10/10 personality: get some earplugs. absolutely adorable, and i lowve breaking dovwn the angry types into blushing ingenues, but it can still be a bit much. 7/10 owverall: 8/10. for all my nitpicks, vwhat i am really complaining about? girlkats a busty mutant vwith a fat ass and loads of hemospectrum related issues that you can svwoop in to exploit. alwvays a rare treat.
:o) This is in fact :o) The 'tech' :o) And yet despite this i cant bring myself to want to do anything but tear his lungs out of his chest and forcefeed them to him #violence #gore
buoy please dont let me down like this 38/
shut the fuck up please
:33< horoscope time :33< ♈ mew will m33t a man named mr bed and he will give mew a bottle full of sand :33< ♉ the stars purrdict that tomorrow mew will die :33< ♊ katana joe has it out fur mew beware his dagger :33< ♋ mewre lucky letpurrs are Z N and W :33< ♌ mewre so cute :33< ♍ mew will wake up in mewre bed transfurmed into a bug gregor samsa style :33< ♎ mew will get the high score in billies big bash :33< ♏ the slugs are back :DD :33< ♐ mew should pick up a quick easy fun game... purrhapse campaign fur north afurica? :33< ♑ big squid clawms out of the ground and eats mew NYAT THE WATPURR :33< ♒ taco bell but nyat really that good :33< ♓ unicycle entrapment
youre a little too excited about yuri
ANOTHER TROLL SAVED FROM YOUR FIENDISH INFLUENCE. CONGRATULATIONS TO THEM. EDIT: I WILL BE WITHDRAWING MY CONGRATULATIONS. BECAUSE I DON’T LIKE HIM EITHER. REVISED STATEMENT ON THE MATTER: NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST.
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I have seen this sweeps-old question still gracing my timeline, so I felt it important to send out an official statement on the matter. To my fellow Alternians, as well as Beforans: Yes, I would still pity you if you were a worm. To the humans: Yes, I would still like you if you were a worm. I hope this clears some things up for you all.
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嘘つき。
sorry now that youve won i can deliver your slender surprise I hope you're ready.
yeah it does that page finding is the official sport of chittr.ing
:o) Hee hee. :o) Haa haa :o) Hoo hoo.
youre jacking me man! youre jacking all ovwer me!
YOU ARE JUST LIKE @ARCHIVEADDICT. OBVIOUSLY DIRK IS THE SUPERIOR BIAS. NOT ONLY IS HE CLEARLY THE ALPHA. BUT HE IS HARDER AND STRONGER. EMOTIONALLY AND PHYSICALLY. JAKE IS NICE TO LOOK AT AS WELL. AND HIS UKEMI IS REMARKABLE. BUT HIS POWER LEVEL IS OBVIOUSLY SECOND. TO THE PRINCE.
:o) Hmm... :o) Why are you so upset at seeing *me* express negativity? :o) Why oh why would you want to please me so much...? :o) Hee hee :o) Haa haa :o) Hoo hoo
:o( Thumbs down, Mr. Nitram.
FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING.
Please d9 n9t j9ke a69ut gagging me, I am rather triggered en9ugh as it is with pri9r endeav9rs inv9lving latula due t9 a mistake 9n my part. #TW #TRIGGERED #SUGGESTIVE #GAG
Oh My God
no offense man your love life is a minefield
ok yknow what i'll say it #nsfw ahead troll smash or pass this is gonna be mostly unbiased. karkat- hard smash, fuck yeah kankri- smash but like only if he wasn't talking my ear off i gotta be the yapper yknow aradia- pass but it's cuz i get like crazy sister vibes off her damara- pass she acts like dirk tavros- smash but i think we'd both hate it rufioh- pass i'm nor getting mixed in to all that sollux- smash mituna- mmmmmaybe smash if he's having a good day nepeta- pass but not because she isn't hot it's cuz karkat would actually kill me meulin- smash we could get high together even #substances terezi- yknow it's a smash love me a psycho troll girl latula- smash but we'd both probably be drunk gamzee- smash but i'd hate it and he'd suck and hes probably a two pump chump hate his ass kurloz- yeah smash i fuck with him equius- smash depending on which version he is horuss- pass his smile psyches me out feferi- pass i'm not getting mixed up in that shit meenah- harder pass i don't fuck with her because i get jealous lol eridan- smash but like, only if he shut the fuck up cronus- smash i like grease kanaya- that's my sister's wife pass porrim- smash show me those tattoos babe vriska- pass pass gross i do not fuck with spiders aranea- see above
im talking babes
Broonzebloooods are always oon my ass just big coooordinated strike every time
that didnt happen. and if it did, it vwasnt that bad. and if it wvas, thats not a big deal. and if it is, thats not my fault. and if it vwas, i didnt mean it. and if i did... you deserwved it. #wvordstolivweby #deep #deepthoughts
It's like he's right there. I can still hear him if I fo+cus.
I miss Rufio+h. It's a shame that they go+t him.
hey ¡f you suck that means there's room for ¡mprovement (somet¡mes) u just need the r¡ght d¡rect¡on
COULD NOT BE ME. I LOVE MY #CEASELESSTOIL. PERHAPS YOU ARE DEFICIENT. IN ONE OR MORE OF THE FOLLOWING ATTRIBUTES: #GRINDSET. #BEASTMODE. #HUSTLE. OR #CAREERSATISFACTION.
Great when are yoou gooing too doo that again
I will hunt yoou doown 8|
:o) Honk.
:33< mew gotta the stars say it
:33< horoscope time!!! :33< ♈ mew will eat some food today if mew dont mewre tummy will hurt :33< ♉ stick the keys into the wall socket fur a big surpurrise! :33< ♊ beware the mouse eyes!!! :33< ♋ fake it till mew make it... mewre debt paymeownts i mean :33< ♌ mew are an unstoppable kitty machine they all love mewre shitposts and mewre nyat even f33ling a little sad today :33< ♍ air is mewre furiend be sure to breath it lots today :33< ♎ the stars purrdict that if mew do a backflip someone will clap :33< ♏ uh oh! :33< ♐ a wonderfur romp through the medows will bring mew peace and love upawn this day :33< ♑ i almewost furgot to add mew so here mew are late as always do mew still have that book i leant mew? i n33d it back. :33< ♒ this one got canceled sorry try again tomeowrrow? :33< ♓ roll around in the mud fur good luck today
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AND I THOROUGHLY HATE THE WAY YOU TALK YO' SHIT. YOU HURT ME AND MINE. AND A JUGGLA NEVER MOTHERFUCKIN' FORGETS.
AND I WONDER WHY THE MOTHERFUCK THAT HAPPENED. FOOLISH BOY. NASCENT HERETIC. YOUNG ASS OLD ASS MOTHERFUCKER. CAN'T DECIDE WHETHER YOU STUPID OR JUST CRUEL.
do you truly motherfuckin' think horuss would do some shit like that? i don't even like the motherfucker, and i still think he deserves better than yo' ass.
sigh buoy we been over this already
INVESTING EARLY. #SUBSCRIBED #GOODLUCKWITHTHAT
:o) Your best bet :o) Is to just be honest and actually motherfuckin' DO IT for once.
They do not understand. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/levels%20i%20tell%20you.png
too ꠹lo𓆙 picking color rufioh toook ꠹po t #allard꠹ad
its on sight
Rufioh. Not even remotely the name of the program!!!
#GITGUD
NOPE. STAND UP AND DOUBLE-KILL THEM YOURSELF. YOU CAN BE STRONG.
youre a musky boy???
yea)(, youre pus)(in roses outta t)(ose eart)(ly notes alrig)(t. real six feet unda if you get my drift. )(a, )(a)(a)(a...
@murdererHonkhonk Get your giant clown ass over here and help me with these explosives. <3< ##fishingfriday
Sheesh they gotta let me spread my wings. This bronze fella flyin' 'round is doin' it all wrong. #fightnight
I have once again lost at billiards. This is the seventh time now. He is truly talented.
I understand the imp9rtance 9f relata6ility, 6ut I think we can achieve that with9ut c9nstantly harping 9n 9ur relati9nship w9es. I w9rry 9ur audience might find it alienating. N9t every9ne has 6een in a destructive matespritship 6ef9re, y9u kn9w?
do you need some lessons or? full offense but you give wet towel vibes and maybe i can help with that
@aeneasCaldarium @aer9dynamicTramp I kn9w we've already 6riefly t9uched up9n this discussi9n 9n the air, 6ut I w9uld like t9 9nce again p9sit an argument f9r the value 9f daily rec9rding sessi9ns 9f 9ur 6ef9rus 69ys p9dcast. If we want t9 keep 9ur listeners inf9rmed, d9ing it "just kind 9f whenever" is simply is n9t en9ugh time t9 c9ver every intricate detail a69ut the #Matriarchical structure 9f 6ef9rus s9ciety, especially if s9me pe9ple (n9t naming names) insist 9n interjecting every f9rty-five minutes t9 relate the t9pic 6ack t9 his ex-matesprit. #6ef9rus69ys #P9dcast #CurrentlyAvaila6le9nAP9dcatcherNearY9u
悪の度合いは実際には社会経験とは何の関係もないんだ。だからあなたがそれについてほとんど触れていなかったのは、ある意味、示唆に富んでるよ。暴力で解決するつもりがないなら、ミーナに何かを聞いても意味がない。たとえ彼女のアドバイスが表面的には良さそうに見えても、十分に考慮しきれなかった現実の社会的要素が必ずどこかにあるはずだ。少なくとも、私は共感を実践してきた経験は数年分はあるよ。ただ言ってみただけだけど。 でも好きなようにすればいいよ。どうなるか見てみよう。
:o) You have simply no idea.
ミーナは人生のほとんどを水中の監獄に閉じ込められてた。人のことなんて、一体何を知ってるというんだ？人を刺す方法以外には。
>+. OH I AM WELL AWARE IT'S MY OWN UNIVERSE'S. BECAUSE HE'S HUMAN MARRIED. TO MY MOM .+> >+. BUT A LOT OF YOU GUYS TEND TO SUCK .+<
ミーナの言うことは正しかったけど、壊れた時計だって一日に二回は正しいんだ。ミーナからのアドバイスを信用できるかどうかは分からない。
>+. I HAVE UNREPRESSED AND JUSTIFIED RUFIOH HATE. HAPPENS WHEN A GUY FUCKS YOUR MOM .+< #nsfw
dont call me a queen
bro
TOO SCARED FOR ME? CAN'T DEAL WITH LITTLE ME? COWARD.
... I DON'T LIKE THIS REACTION. MAYBE GO GET BENT OR SOMETHING.
imma tell u tha same fin i told the nitram from my timeline u gotta troll tf up and cut a sucka off if ya need tips or smth gimme a shout
It's been hoours since then yoou had too manually search foor that 8/ https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/Screenshoot_20260421_171132_Chroome.jpg
◥▶◀◤ —> @handMaid Sic'em. Also, show me horsebod.
SLOW-DANCING WITH YOUR HATRED IS A RESPECTABLE AND TIME-HONORED PITCH INCARNATION. HATE CAN BE SOFT. HATE CAN BE SENSUAL. BUT IF YOU'RE NOT FOCUSED ON INTENSITY, THEN I HOPE FOR YOUR SAKE THAT YOU'RE AT LEAST BEING COMPENSATED IN DEPTH. WE'D BETTER NOT BE TALKING ABOUT SOME KIND OF GORMLESS COTTAGECORE HATRED, HERE. LEAVING THE FUCKING MAILCASK OPEN, OR TURNING A PINK LAWN FLAPBEAST BACKWARDS, OR SOME TAME, TRIVIAL IRRITANT LIKE THAT.
Please, Rufi9h, n9w isn't the time t9 6e m9dest. Y9u w9uld 6e a perfect fit f9r 9ur sh9w, I guarantee it. As a f9rmer L9st Treea699 and a resilient victim 9f trauma at the hands 9f a w9man, y9ur #manh99d is very impressive. If I may 6e s9 69ld, I'd even say y9u p9ssess 9ne 9f the *m9st* impressive manh99ds am9ng 9ur friend gr9up. Y9ur c9ntri6uti9ns t9 9ur c9lla69rati9n w9uld g9 a very l9ng way.
Greetings again, Chittr! I am here with s9me exciting news that I kn9w y9u will all enj9y hearing. Cr9nus (@aeneasCaldarium), Rufi9h (@aer9dynamicTramp), and I are starting 9ur very 9wn p9dcast #p9dcast a69ut #MensRights and #MensRightsActivism. As a diverse h9sting team made up 9f 9ne warm6l99d, 9ne 9ffspectrum tr9ll, and 9ne humankind individual, the three 9f us each have unique perspectives t9 9ffer 9n mens' 9ppressi9n under the restrictive #Matriarchy 9f 6ef9rus, the way 9ur identities as men have 6een underappreciated, unackn9wledged, 9r even actively 6elittled in 9ur time, and #Maleh99d as a wh9le. If y9u, male Chittrer reading this, feel as if y9ur #v9ice hasn't 6een appr9priately #heard, please resp9nd t9 this Chitt 9r send 9ne 9f us h9sts a DM expressing y9ur interest in j9ining us f9r a lively discussi9n 9n #men, and we can w9rk s9mething 9ut t9 feature y9u in a guestsp9t f9r 9ur sh9w #sh9w. We l99k f9rward t9 hearing fr9m y9u. #Andr9ph96ia #Antisexism #Tr9llsG9ingTheir9wnWay #Xen9misandry #CastingCall #CastingC9uch
oh i knovw you aint talking about taking ls bud you knovw hovw many damaras ivwe got in my dms? you really screwved up