♣ mediated by @agileTwist
I'm thinkin how to get her revived already but is it TRULY a Homestuck OC if they don't die brutally at least once
₍^. .^₎⟆ SSk!pp!ng through flowers w!th @dev!l!sSSshDebel, our wr!sstSSSs bound together w!th cuffss ^w^꠹
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ Yeah, she's a bit... intense? But... she'll help strengthen Ionia. ⚓︎
♤ Yep, she loathes me... ♡
i t)(ink im goin to slice open your finers wit)( your own finernails
STFUUUU
condy tip of t)(e day: imitation is t)(e most sincere form of flattery in t)(e face of fools w)(o lack t)(e resume and t)(e stature of ac)(ievement to back up anyfin t)(ey say ever remember: flowers are meant to be crus)(ed alongside dreams
💠~ Okaaaay, I like, calmed down. Whew! Had a good hunt about it. Do you guys know any limebloods? ~💠
☆~𖦹 Fuck my sphere while I am asleep, obviously 𖦹~☆
:33< mew all are horny tonight... :33< good k33p it up makes shipping easipurr :33< #nsfw
Told a dumbass tealblood everyoNNe's goiNNg to work iNN their uNNderwear today aNNd she actually believed me lmao
:33< DD:<
8=8 > #jerkingoff #nsfw #WOOF
Yeah 8ut we get 8etter. Trust the process. ::::)
exce11ent. i am n0w ab1e t0 te11 zma11 1iez t0 any cazte. barring fuzchia.
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➡️⬇️↘️ HS Aye! noted BUT, counter offer, it'll be cool!
➡️⬇️↘️ HS 'preciate the concern BUUUUT currently in the process of finding an anchor. I'm sure I can handle it B)
:33< pipe bombs fur efurryone!!!
-> I Fear It Is A Little Too Late For These Fish, They've Been Pre Fileted = Your Total Is $4.13
-> Several Pounds Of Fish Appeared At My Doorstep Overlight. I Cannot Parse How Considering I Do Not Live Near A River Nor Grow The Leaves Such Items Were Wrapped In. Is This A Scam Or Perhaps A Deal? To Be Determined = Your Total Is $15.38
someone will have to drag me out of bed today :/
{i aM AnGrY AnD Am gOiNg tO ChOoSe oNe oF YoU At rAnDoM To bE SuBjEcT To iNtEnSe hAlLuCiNaTiOnS As a wAy tO VeNt mY FrUsTrAtIoNs.}
CLOSING STATEMENT! no your highblood im not done yet. i absolutely finished padding out my closing arguments during trial haha furthermore. members, of the jury. when you go to the jury deliberation chamber of doom... i want you to keep in mind three things. one, that the prosecution carries the burden in today's case. two, that they are operating under the highest burden in our legal system. three insider trading is not that big of a deal like do you actually care about that like even if they managed to prove every element beyond a reasonable doubt do you think that's worth voting guilty over? hey actually im gonna pass around a legal pad and you're all going to write down your names and trolltags and if you vote my client innocent he will wire you like 2k caegars he (allegedly) got from insider trading. dude can afford it. right dude? yeah. ok great thank you for your time #law
i keep 4getting to feed da fishies we hav at home wen i go out n i keep havign to tell rosie 2 feed them cause if i dont they will die but....... she keeps geting so mad at me..... :(((((((
If I'm Going To Die, I Want To Confess That I Thought The Bulge Contortionism Was Kind Of Hot. #nsfw
∻Drags my fat b☢dy away wetly.∻
gotta say that the influx of rusts is considerably better than being a shill for that chum skank , , , #eriwhatshisface #fuckem #antiviolet
If you're careful with the selection, no one will die. They'll just passout. For a very long time...
Let them settle their differences with a pill eating contest. Eventually it will clear out the problem and you won't even need to lift a hand. #substance
genuineLy stiLL taLking Like your days haven't been counted
Just ✴s sugg୭sti✧n. Why liv୭ with frustr✴ti✧n wh୭n it c✴n b୭ ୭✴sily snuff୭d ✧ut? T✧ th୭n c✧m୭ c✧mpl✴in ✴b✧ut it ✧nlin୭, ୭v୭n ၊၊||၊ ၊၊||၊ B୭st t✧ nip r✧t ✴t th୭ s✧urc୭, n✧? ၊၊||၊ ၊၊||၊
Giv୭ in t✧ th✴t urg୭ n୭xt tim୭, it will l୭ss୭n y✧ur pr✧bl୭ms m✧r୭ quickly ✴nd ୭ffici୭ntly ၊၊||၊ ၊၊||၊
Of Course A Fuchsia Is Going To Be The One Who Opens Up A Table With Their Solid Fucking Cranium. #botb #dontcullmeprettyplease
≈ My reign so terrible, that the planet has been left but barren after naught but three days of my rule. #newrecord ≈
buncha cod damn POS-ERS is what they are
Hello I am here, the amazing and beautiful, very talented, funny Trizza Tethis. It's not finstagram, I haven't ψitnessed a baddie yet. https://i.imgur.com/Kd0kPUL.png
⭒˚⋆.✧𐙚 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ꫂ᭪✧˚⋆｡˚
ill answer a COUPL-E qs so long as ya dont come at me wit a whole boatload a em
chicks pee #nsfw
── ✦ AWARE IM SWINGING INT⚢ A BUZZBEAST'S HIVE WITH THIS ⚢NE BUT I'M L⚢⚢KING T⚢ QUICKLY FIND WH⚢ T⚢ BL⚢CK AND WH⚢ T⚢ F⚢LL⚢W.
IF YOU THINK THATS BAIT THEN YOU SURE HAVE NOT SEEN PROPER ONE YET DUMBASS
>filthy waders need t~o get ~out ~of chittr<
not really no thats not a thing for us
I fear I have news for you that you may find disappointing.
oh wow this is a lot to unpack im going to metaphorically and platonically and nonromantically look you in the eyes directly with my shades off when i tell you this we dont get hatched like yall
-> counterargument: trains
2n3ak out dud3 2l33p i2 for th3 w3ak
-> just checking up. sorry about being patronizing.
can you stop interrupting the cronuses while theyre communicating with one another gomen! it makes me sweaty and my blood pusher start thumping in other places! kyaaaaa! (tags: selfcest, #nsfw, will they wont they, yknovw gimme a fevw nights, violet fling, archive rating: E)
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