♦ pitied by @agileTwist
D9n't call me that. And y9u are mistaken, this isn't "my" mandated 6reeding time. First 9f all, I am a 6ef9ran tr9ll, n9t an Alternian, and as such we aren't 6eh9lden t9 the same repr9ducti9n schedule that Alternia is. Sec9nd, I have 6een deceased f9r, hyper69lically speaking, an eternity, and there are n9 imperial dr9nes ar9und t9 demand c9ntri6uti9ns. Even if they did, third 9f all, and m9st imp9rtantly, I am a lifel9ng and unlifel9ng celi6ate, and w9uld n9t 6e c9ntri6uting regardless. Were I still alive, I'd still n9t 6e c9mpelled int9 a frenzy like s9 many 9ther Chittr users apparently are. #NSFW #NSFWMenti9n #PailingSeas9n #6ef9ranCulture #ImperialDr9neMenti9n #Als99ursD9ntKillUs #Thats6ar6aric
♤ I'd Rather Not Point Harm Their Way, I Can't Deny Their Right To Express Their Opinion, Even If Harmful ♤
> when 1t2 pa1l1ng 2ea2on we HAVE to do 1t or the drone2 k1ll u2 <
// Hoping I can finish this perv oc I've been talking about recently by tomorrow so she can join everyone for pailing season #nsfw
Does anyone else kinda think bein' "human pregnant" would be interestin' at all?? #suggestive (maybe???)
The second question....I have received...from an anonymous user.. (^ . ^ ❀) "Earth A had plants with Ballistic Seed Dispersal and while its pretty neat on its own, I am curious if Earth C with its access to more fantastical plants have any plants that cause even more impressive explosions?" Hm...I have...not been on earth C as frequent...mostly only...doing some... administrative work for...President...Obama...but I think I will look into this for you... (^ o ^ ❀) But...I do know of a plant....that if consumed in any way....will...make your ganderbulbs...explode! (^ o ^ ❀) Due to its...high concentration....in sodium and...artery clogging properties...(^ . ^ ❀) #questions #QNA #ama #AskPhilox #gore? #violence?
☆~𖦹 Fuck my sphere while I am asleep, obviously 𖦹~☆
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:33< arson :))
I've never heard of it, but I'll do some research..! Get some sleep!
Hemocast..? I still think setting your boundaries matter! It doesn't need to be a fight, just saying you need sleep is important..! Otherwise this sounds... a bit unhealthy? Not to judge just..
I love music, but... there's a beauty in headphones! Haha. Or.. practicing piano during the day! When your family won't be bothered...
> 1f any 0f yall try t0 pull that type 0f sh1t w1th me 1 genu1nely w1ll /snap./ hard fuck1ng b0undary, d0 n0t /ever/ appr0ach me l1ke that. #n0t-s0-vaguep0st1ng #dashwatch1ng
I'll shake my booty, in my own movie!
#kismessitude god im sorry to keep posting about them but GRRRRRR THEYRE SO MEAN AND UNPLEASANT!!! swoons <3<
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picture my booty up in 3d
+hey don'+ make ear+h headphones for seadwellers so i'm s+vck blas+ing my hifi speaker se+vp a+ 10000 dB a+ 4:13 in +he mornin fvck +he neighbors
:33< *the mighty huntress throws mew on dry land*
➡️⬇️↘️[HS] " Block this overhead! " I say before drop kicking you in the head
>=>}I Do Agree, A Little Swim Shouldn't Be Death By Horror. -9-
DON'T ASKNHER FOR FEET PICS????
#trizzasscreamsatclouds #rant ψarning, babes: this is a multi-layer rant to get it off my beautiful chest; feel free to ignore this. #girlbossing #islaylikethis. Listen, gills, gay, theys, and I guess men too. Leave the attitude at the door. I do not post my politics online or ψhat's going on in my empire beclaψs. BECLAψS!!! Ya'll beaches ψould find some ψay to piss me off about it. "You're not doing this, you're not doing that!!!" BEACH YOU REPAIR THE ALTERNIAN ECONOMIC STRUCTURE AFTER THE PREVIOUS EMPRESS FUCKING MIAS!!! (No offense to any HIC that did stick around and did shit) BOAT, like... fr 90% of the shit I get on here is people ψith alternate NON-EMPRESS LESSER THAN ME, boat still beautiful, TRIZZA'S THAT DIE. Like bffr. I am actively fixing shit. There are a feψ hundred thousand sψeeps + outside influences that I am quite frankly had no idea existed! Then you have a bunch of old violet sonofabitches that ψanna FUCKING ARGUE ψITH ME. You're so so so so so so lucky I'm pulling back on culling people, BECAUSE AUGHGHHSDHSHDHSDHHSDKJGSGDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. "The previous Empress did this." THE PREVIOUS EMPRESS IS DEAD, OH MY FUCKING COD. I KILLED HER. SHE IS DEAD. She had a lovely funeral. BUT HER ASS IS DEAD. Do you knoψ hoψ many times I had to stop killing the imperial defence leader? I'm this close to just fully replacing them and just MOVING ON. I ψas like, "ψell, they're better informed than me." MISTAKES, HUBRIS. I FEEL LIKE TROLL JULIUS CEASER THE ψAY I'M BEING STABBED RIGHT NOψ. "Shoψ the people you've groψn, don't murder the politicians" beach. I'm throψing them out of a ship ψindoψ as ψe speak. I'm going to find neψ people to fill the positions so I don't lose my damn MIND.
>--D=Oh=you=don't=have=to=do=that=it=would=be=a=little=bit=taboo=wouldn't=not=that=i=uhm=wouldn't=enjoy=the=experience=but=you=know=haha=:P//<
New rules regarding religious worship on Earth F - We're just no longer thinking about it. It's officially out of our control whether or not we get worshiped at this point. I do hope that Dave figures out what to do with the 8 tons of dead crows now, though.
♤ Fuck, Alright. Got My Head On Straight Again... Good Times. Amazing Times, Actually... ♤
♤ Not Like That Person Chasing Me Earlier ♤
No, this is the.. You stupid? You're supposed to be livid. I'm getting rid of the upper crust, YOU'RE the upper crust.
I've Seen A Bulge Twisted Into A Shape Unkind. I Think We Are In Need Of A Mediculler. #nsfw #notvagueitsrighttherewhatthefuck
Glub. #glubposting
glub glub
Murd୭r is ✴lw✴ys ✧n th୭ t✴bl୭ ၊၊||၊ ၊၊||၊
𝄡 𝄽omtime𝄽 i look at other troll𝄽 profile𝄽 + then im remin𝅗𝅥e𝅗𝅥 either how young 𝄽um r or how 𝄽hort 𝄽um liVe𝄽 r,,,, how lonely 𝅗𝅥o high♭loo𝅗𝅥𝄽 get? :( 𝄂
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>=>}Its Just Another Part Of Life Now, Oh Well -9-
women fear me fiZh fear me your dad loveZ me >;) #nZfw #igueZZ #ZuggeZtive
When a troll dies, oftentimes due to the fact most lusii don’t understand language they don’t realize you’re dead. They don’t realize why your hive is getting demolished. Sometimes they get violent. I wonder how many lusii have gotten culled trying to defend a hive no one was going back for. I doubt there is even a hard number due to how often it happens #funfact
this f4ct does not seem like much fun 4t 4ll 4nd h4s m4de me consider48ly more s4d
= B(---> Ugh Gross
> 0pen ch1ttr > p1ssgate > cl0se ch1ttr
well, not thAt i plAnned on Attending AnywAys, but seeing As i Am still #inApredicAment it's decided now, #iAmnotcoming to #eridAnweek
i slipped on something going down the very long stAirs out of my hive And tumbled down. i lAnded on my horns. they Are stuck in the ground. i think i Am going to be stuck here until my lusus comes bAck from hunting. AmA
IM STILL MAD OVER THE APPLE TYPO EVEN IF IT WAS REALLY STUPID.
I'd likΣ tΦ takΣ a mΦmΣnt tΦ addrΣss thΣ dΦubt and skΣpticism manψ sΣΣm tΦ fΣΣl in rΣgards tΦ whΣrΣ I stand. At prΣsΣnt, I havΣ Φnlψ mψ wΦrds tΦ trψ tΦ cΦnvincΣ ψΦu Φf mψ intΣntiΦns until I havΣ acquirΣd thΣ rΣsΦurcΣs nΣcΣssarψ tΦ prΦvΣ mψsΣlf tΦ ψΦu all as I knΦw ψΦu nΣΣd mΣ tΦ. SΦ, fΦr nΦw, I'vΣ draftΣd a manifΣstΦ that will hΦpΣfullψ shΣd sΦmΣ light upΦn mψ Φwn cΦnvictiΦns. WhΣthΣr ψΦu rΣad it Φr ψΦu dΦn't, knΦw this: I'm nΦt fucking arΦund. If ψΦu chΦΦsΣ tΦ undΣrΣstimatΣ mΣ, it's ψΦur cΦrpsΣ partψ. https://dΦcs.gΦΦglΣ.cΦm/dΦcumΣnt/d/1_b-PbfDFTΣΦAwsVUrB0Zmhp0gLPkJhHNrZ1rfMKMPxI/Σdit?usp=sharing
^^ So many hate reacts, what could poor little old me be doing to warrant such a thing? Boo hoo, boo hoo. ^^
< ){ this happens all the time... !;x;! }( >
HONESTLY ITS LOSING THE VALUE OF THE BLOOD
Jegus how many fuschias are showing up today
ALRIGHT, NEW PROFILE PICTURE TIME, WHICH ALSO MEANS FACE REVEAL. BEHOLD, MY MANGLED VISAGE IS NOW VISIBLE NOW.
Can yall pretend i'm a fuchsia i'm trying too sabootage imperial droones foor fun
ThΣ way I just ran out of watΣr mid showΣr... =:(
I'v sprained my strut pod. My dreams ov becoming a vamous dancer are ruined. @agileTwist #gore #injuries #ow #yesthisiswhatasprainlookslike https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/b1691992v450.png
--[THATS A FAIR POINT 2 BAD I DONT REELY FW TEA. MFS OUT THERE DRINKIN HOT LEAF WATER]--
~psa: glubbing is a sterotype. not all of us do that
I like to t)(ink t)(at t)(ey're just lonely.
You know w)(at, I t)(ink I'll just agree.
nofin moray annoyin t)(en peeps w)(o correct ot)(as puns. sometimes u purposefully leave one out fore a reason ! makin 2 'fin' puns afta eac)(otter looks #TACKY
I t)(ink I'll avoid turning on air drop again for a w)(ile. T)(e amount of propositions in exc)(ange for temporarily )(ives)(aring was V--ERY bold. #iwontbecallinganemoneonedaddy #w)(att)(es)(ell #nsfw
Being Nearly Thirteen Feet Tall Is Really A Fucking ProbleM SoMetiMes.
Bes♰ Of Chi♰♰r #008 #inces♰ #nsfw h♰♰ps://file.garden/zwf5bs-4bkobryeh/bes♰ofchi♰♰r/008.png
oh! #chittrconfession seems fun! sometimes when i see two conventionally attractive human boys interacting on my timeline i urinate a bit in my chair and admittedly i think it feels a little good but just a little no im serious just a little anyone else? ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr Timeline, yaoi, fuojoshi, #nsfw, #nsfwe, omorashi, archive rating: P)
<3 #V4GU3
:33< went to the litpurrbox and looked up :33< there was a spidpurr tying up a ladybug :33< we loooooove toxic yuri around here right?
need quads f11lled bef0re the dr0nes arr11ve w0uld anyb0dy be 11nterested 11n a hands0me g0ld spec11men such as myself
gemg0 l00ks a l11ttle b11t l11ke an h0urglass, wh11ch su11ts me as 11t represents my 11nev11table d00m aha
aquarius and im not gonna lie its probably the second best sign evver right after pisces
look if it mattered at all then id be some indigo blood sign since i was born in december but also it has no social or economic impact for our species
oooh okay i see the mixup here so we have constellations right thats just symbols we made up off of shapes the stars in the sky would make at certain times of the year so depending on the month youre born in and where you just end up coincidentally being associated with it but to humans its debated if it even has impact or meaning most think its made up nonsense with no real impact on who you are others think gemini are evil and scorpios are satan
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nothing beats walking in a circle before i lie down i love walking in a circle before i lie down
My scuttletruck is better than anything they c.o°uld devise
> f00l. get 1nd0ctr1nated (0nt0 the s1te)
</3: Well Hello Chittr, Finally On This Dumpster App,,, And Yes, I *will* Take Dm's, I Am Quite Aware Of The Effect I Have On Other's Due To My Natural Beauty And Charm
Grubsauce on my new dress :( Dabbed it with a napkin to get most of it off, but I am dreadfu\\ly worried it wi\\ stain. #grubsauce #justbadluck ♡☆♡
Are you to inherit a nation led by a sole leader who holds the vast majority of control.? If so then I have something to tell you that might just surprise you.
[@mercur1alD10de b0ught an ent1re case 0nce but d1dn't g1ve me 0ne.]
Do Dodo Doo~ hearing that Jingle a Dozen times a day.
crEdibilIty's for sUckErs
hnnng im number 13 in pvp sso many... so many people above me... i really am pathetic haah... nngh... gomen...
-> i'm pretty sure that's just normal for y'all. i know i need to talk to some humans about making hives for taller trolls, i'm already at the point where i need to duck under the doorwell.
I wi2h. My horn2 go up anoth3r 6 inch32. Could b33n wor23 though I'v3 233n 2om3 poor mf2 with 2om3 tall/big a22 horn2