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whAts 9 + 10

nvm im normal.
8=D < I am feeling unus001ly zesty today

Bo1 you already have a mutant 1n your collect1on you do Not need me

Loveity. The dating app for your veritysona.
It’s almost flattering that people seem to forget my body is robotic and can be adjusted however seen fit. In an hour I could show back up with one of those ugly Santa Claus beards if I really wanted.
This seems like a wonderful time to remind everyone I am polyquadrant. Just in case I have secret admirers or more frogs happen to Be invading Alternia.
...Five feet tall. No giggling or snickering, alright. This runt's had enough of Being called one.
Things can change so suddenly. Guess I'm dating a pink alien frog now? Wild. Did not guess this was how the night was going to go this evening.

[T] That reads very ominously.]

[H] Haha.] [A] Am I in danger ? #dashwatching]

disturbing post. click unquirk to read. pay attention to the tags, dont be a moron. VvvvvvvvvvvV ^^^^^^^^^^ #nsfw #nsfwe #selfcest #incest #guro #gore #violence #rape #abuse #knifeplay #clawplay #vent #cw-mental-health

apple's are ok.

I AM THE FULCRUM AROUND WHICH EVERYTHING REVOLVES. NONE OF YOUR STORIES WOULD BE HERE WITHOUT ME. WITHOUT *MY* WILL.
Everyone is a work in progress
The b1olog1cal dr1ves related to pleasure can often man1fest as 1nadv1sable, dangerous, or just r1d1culous des1res
Carnal des1res do crazy th1ngs to a guy's m1nd

WHAT A DAY. MY FUCKING EX SHOWS UP, MY SON HAS A BREAKDOWN ON THE FEED…

troll family guy on th≡ tv

as much as i heavily fuck with makin music when im not doing a million other things instead it gets a lil funny how often i get asked about it still. my jades created hella more bangin music in the past year than me ive got other hobbies haha

Why the hell not? Double shot.

despite everything.... i still have a great rack.

Would you guy2 2till lov3 m3 if I w3r3 a wyrm?

loser.

You’re listening to… Good Evening, Everyone! What a lovely evening for a long walk in the city. That's exactly what I plan to be doing, listening to our radio station as I take in the city and maybe even get a view of that desert vista just beyond it. Yes, there's nothing strange or dangerous about the happenings outside of Midnight City tonight--no more than usual that is! We've got some gentle funky music for ya. Coming up is Ronnie Laws with "Life In Paradise"--a fitting song for tonight, I think! Thanks for listening, folks~ …Midnight City Jazz!

PRETTY SURE THAT ONE’S TOO FAR GONE.
𝄞 ✧ ♩ cou♫t R♩tchy's whe♫ ♩ go to s♪eep..o♫e R♩tchy, two R♩tchy, three..th...zzzz
Mm. Maybe art will make me feel better. If I can get up. Getting up is easy. Supposed to be, anyway.

anyone mind if a white boy sings something really depressing at karaoke and kills the mood is that allowed

I'm not sure how I feel about Wasper.

She ca on my s til I purr or whatever
I AM A REAL BOY! A Serious man who would never Jingle Jangle for Eldritch monsters--because they are very scary to me! I am definitely not a bit! That would just be so silly!

Sigh, yearning.

… I COULD TRY SOMETHING NEW. TEMPORARILY. [NEW VOICE INTERFACE PROGRAM PAWN_BITCH CREATED.] [VOICE INTERFACE ROTATION ACTIVE. TWO PROGRAMS LOADED FOR ALTERNATING CYCLES.]

What2 th3 topic of th3 night Chitth3ad2?

★lright I'm good now.

Oly qahn'g A wtbh coh? Qsu pgylq zevr kyriazeq. Oi cbmpd usze sgynq s aal gyt bx xhrji. Tbyituwv. Mnqfe jw ely usuyv laiw wuenmvrv. Mnfliaq qsu'ew koaw. Enq A'q aygre. Ndsnr wrohyl tb ti cnmkhg mt ia xycxarg swilvfks ntsug Zmm. Qwwpvli ayd xhr wziqwrcr. A rerv enbllee vviac. Xhvk snr'k joe gcu.

YESSS LAWDDDDDD

alriight practic≡ tim≡ gotta b≡ normal for a whil≡

He just can't fucking help himself. Oh well.

d∞nt l∞∞k at me.

Save a hoofbeast ride a cop #suggestive

༄ 。°Chocolate covered espresso beans are truly the most devious of treats. Thankfully my caffeine tolerance is rather high.°。 ༄

How like not norm^l do yov think he'd be if | sent him something while he w^s ^t pr^ctice. #svggestive

[ADDENDUM: ATTENTION WHORE THAT'S WHAT I MEANT.]

[I] I am not over last night.] [MISC.] 😰] [I] I think I'm a whore.] [MISC.] 😰 #suggestive]

[P] Permission to be inappropriate on main ?] [MISC.] ]

[ENTRY 12513] [I’M MAKING HIM KILL PEOPLE FOR ME. HE’S DOING IT. HE HAS THAT SAME HOWLING IN HIS BLOOD I DO, I KNOW IT. ONE DAY. I’LL HAVE HIM ASCENDED ENOUGH HE’LL KILL PETER. WITH A SMILE.]
[☠︎︎] IF YOU CHILL ENOUGH YOU CAN JOIN BONE CLURCH I MEAN IF YOU GON DIE EVENTUALLY ANYWAYS MIGHT ASWELL JOIN UP THE FAM AND SPREAD THE GOOD WORD OF DEATH AND AFTERLIFE [☠︎︎]

Highly doubt they will be, but I appreciate it.

Tell you more? Shit there's not much to say its just boiling down to me wanna vent out my frustration through physical violence.

Sometimes, a fella just wants to punch somebody in the nose, not out of hate or spite, just out of pure frustration. #violence

I believe so.

Gonna blow something up with my mind.

It always is.

big winner (|:) only knew like half of these answers because of my coworkers and video games hehehe and they say being in the felt doesnt pay (|:P #krillion
𓂃ֶָ֢ BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBBLUB
i im making a commic <:D ya yay i love my ocs !!!

Murder Is Therapeutic

violence is good if youre me.

>> i didn't think magicanon was a real person. https://files.catbox.moe/05i3jk.png

nevermind i cant be bothered to do the "hate every chitt on the feed" thing.

forgot how much being reminded of that pissed me off. im gonna go kill a few hundred or so people while waiting for this barrier thing to be broken. because for some reason some human kid succeeding in breaking some magic spell is fucking integral to the plan i guess. #whatever

wonder if i should lean into this more and just start hating every chitt i see. cause im evil. capital E

[MISC.] ...] [D] Don't like that.] [I] I'm working very hard now.] [MISC.] 😞]

pinned post call me darkheart fucking rip me apart for the angel motherfucker needs a goddamn eye chart if you know me no you dont if you do then kill yourself it makes it easier for both of us

a1ght 1 need a shower after allat so dont text me sh1t

tell em to bring out the vwhole ocean.

၄⋆၃ it was a joke mostly im just you know its funny mildly
It's c★lled the he★rt of the c★rds ★sshole.





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