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why did my ass get blasted with 30 notifications after looking away?
opening my favorite website after a while. did anything happen?
The time is alm✴st up✴n us. T✴ th✴se wh✴ stand by me, wh✴ stand by my g✴als, wh✴ wish t✴ create a new reality where all dreams and h✴pes and wishes will c✴me true, lend me sight int✴ y✴ur w✴rld, thr✴ugh y✴ur eyes. Preparati✴ns are in ✴rder. The final m✴ment draws nearer. Many ✴f y✴u have bec✴me str✴nger. I am... pr✴ud. Let us achieve y✴ur dreams, and create Heaven. //OOC: psst. either drop a drawing of your oc looking up at the sky or out at paradox space or whatever, in their current location. or drop a reference image so i can draw em myself. workin on a flash animation for this. smile's. // ((if this is still s✴mething y✴u want t✴ be part ✴f))
PLAYING WITH MY TUOYS I AM LITERALLY SO NICE
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌoა 💬 this one goes out 2 all my fans ૮×ﻌ=ა 💬 youre getting touched ^^^^^^^^^^
*「 i bite my hand out of habit. and its causing problems for me. 」
GREEN AND IN-BETWEEN!
guys i am SO fucking rechittable rn
stop pitying that i told you im objectively correct about everything all the time always
SHUT UP. WITH YOUR STUPID RHYMES. AND JUST DO IT.
GO. MY BULLSHIT ARMY OF CATS.
Hehe yes very fun meow meow !!
YES! YES!!! MORE CATS!!! MORE!!!!!!
hey. buddy. step off.
pity this guy, chat.
i clean messes. i'm the janitor.
not the pity shotgun please
#
I DONT NEED TWO CATS BEING FuCKING STuPID AT ME.
HORRIBLE CAT. AWFuL CAT. WRETCHED CAT.
i’m bing bong
I'm sure there's something protein-adjacent in our TV Dinners™(™)...? Haha! BROUGHT TO YOU BY MR. (ANT) TENNA'S TV TIME!
𝓨𝓘𝓚𝓔𝓢! I liked that one less! Go back to the other stuff! BROUGHT TO YOU BY MR. (ANT) TENNA'S TV TIME!
"Lord of screens"? Ooh! I like that one!! You sure are a funny little guy! >[^)] BROUGHT TO YOU BY MR. (ANT) TENNA'S TV TIME!
Uhhhhh... Yes! I agree! (?) BROUGHT TO YOU BY MR. (ANT) TENNA'S TV TIME!
so very close 2 the warrior cats game much hype
Oh man. BROUGHT TO YOU BY MR. (ANT) TENNA'S TV TIME!
Completely unrelated weird ass cat.
Weird ass fuckass cat.
man i really get scared of opening chittr to be blasted by that pity shotgun.
YOU'RE ALL FUCKING WRONG. IT IS #MANGOMONDAY AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT. NOW EAT THE SWEET JUICY FLESH. OF THE FRUIT.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO bad post everybody start throwin TOMATOES
THIS aint about you but get that honk outta HERE
FUNNY as FUCK when that cat starts typin in all caps like aaaaaah oh no I'm so FUCKIN scared of yer internet YELLIN XD
SO. THIS IS THE WEBSITE THE CAT WAS TALKING ABOUT. OH YES. I AM GOING TO HAVE A LOT OF FUN, PLAYING AROUND HERE.
*.ON GNIKCUF LLEH* ,EEHT HSINAB I ,*ON LLEH* ON HU HUN ON ON ON ,ON ,EPON ,EPON
youre still here? fuck off.
:33< this is so sad can we get 15000000000 likes?
…CURIOUS.
Careful, that killed a cat.
ME??? IM FINE WITH EITHER BUT... DAWG... IM CONFUSED!!!
HUH???
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Hee. Ho. #vague
[☠︎︎] TECHNICALLY PLENTY OF YOU ARE NOT EVEN VIRGINS BECAUSE THERES A SKELETON INSIDE YOU #NSFW #WISDOM [☠︎︎]
time is a ruler to measure the day it doesnt go backwards only one way
HOW INTERESTING. VERY VERY MUCH SO. I'LL KEEP A MULTICOLORED FLASHING EYE ON YOU. PERHAPS YOU SHALL DO THE SAME WITH ME. A LITTLE GAME, PERHAPS? HEEHOOHOOHEH. YOU'RE ALRIGHT, YOU'RE ALRIGHT.
WELL. HELLO THERE, CAT. UH. NICE EYES. REMIND ME OF MY OWN. HAHA.
BUDDY. I OWE MY LIFE TO LORD ENGLISH. IN FACT, YOU LIKELY OWE YOURS TO HIM TOO. MAYBE. UNLESS YOU'RE NOT PRESENT IM PARADOX SPACE, IN WHICH CASE SUCKS TO SUCK. BUT EVERYBODY ELSE ON THIS SITE OWES THEIR LIFE TO THE GRAND GESTURES AND INGENUITY OF THE ONE TRUE LORD. I SHOULD KNOW. I HAVE HIM INSIDE ME RIGHT NOW. HEEHAAHOOHOOHOO.
︻デ═一 blatant theft w1ll n0t be t0lerated (cha-chunk 0f my gun be1ng c0cked)
︻デ═一 h0rr1ble rem1x 0f my ch1tt
If you'd rather die by the blade than the ice then be my goddamned guest. Let me put it another way: 404 - The resource you requested could not be found. It may have been deleted or its name may have been changed.
Speak any fragment of my deadname ever again and you're permafrost. Are we clear?
The cat that looks and talks exactly like my insufferable prick of a sister annoys me too, but the path I walk is closer to hers than yours. The cat can be disposed of later, YOU're the more dangerous one.
What
Come now, I thought you wanted a world of strength? If you want people to be strong you're going to have to accept that they'll hurt themselves while they're still learning. And if you want a world where people can chase their dreams, you'll have to accept that some disputes can only be settled in blood.
You're so lost in your Law worship that you can't even see the contradictions in what you just wrote. You are sad and pathetic, and I will not entertain your meaningless ideology any longer.
There are things far w⦶rse than I. The cat wishes utter destructi⦶n, and is h⦶st t⦶ s⦶mething ⦶f terrible pr⦶p⦶rti⦶n. I want t⦶ end suffering. If y⦶u are against me, then y⦶u are ⦶n the side ⦶f the cat, and I cann⦶t abide that.
Lεαrnιng αbθμt θthεr spεcιεs θn Pεstεrchμm ιs fαscιnαtιng. Γ fιnd thε dιffεrεncεs bεtwεεn θμr kιnds ιs sιmply fαscιnαtιng! Hθw mαny spεcιεs αrε θn thιs wεbsιtε? Plεαsε, dθ chιmε ιn. Γ wθμld lθvε tθ tαkε αccθrd θf αll θf thεm.
UH >8/ SSA/ >8? MA/ >8? UHHM SSOMETHING E/SSE THAT RHYMES WITH PA/ >8?
HONK >8? ARENT YOU A MEOWBEASST THING THOUGH >8?
N⦶ y⦶u are n⦶t. We are n⦶t even currently ⦶n the same physical plane.
IT GOES TO SHOW, YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT SORTS OF FOLLOWERS YOU’LL FIND. HAA. HAA.
…HOW. CURIOUS.
…DO NOT CALL ME THAT. BUT I CAN RESPECT THE RARE KINDRED SPIRITS I FIND.
I AM THE TARRASQUE, THE TITAN AND THE TERROR.
:33 < why did mew just honk?
:33 < inside mew mew say?
Okay fuck you and every leaking orifice on that stinking carap8ce of yours and wh8ever taught you how to use a computer. This is my l8st reply 8ecause I h8 you for clogging up my notific8ions. 8yyyyyyyyeeeeeeee.
Like your "8usiness" is even something to 8e in.
Shut up.
i should probably stop trying to murder anything that is remotely cat-like :/
:33 < still r33ling from waking up in the middle of the woods... x33 < dont let big bed fool you though!! sl33ping on a nice comfy log is purrfectly fine xPP < my back only hurts a little!!
~~~~~~~~ Good dawn, trolls and otherwise. Take care with those rocks bound to your feet as you sink into slumber.
𓂃ֶָ֢ CHECKING FOR MITES N FLEAS
If your butte hath a hole, might I suggest, patchinge it. #suggestive
I do notte believe that putting more holes within one's bodye, is ever a suggestion one should make, and especially notte, one's bootye most boucingeth. Unless that individual is an enemye, in which case, that is fine.
FILTH, SCUM, WRETCHES AND VERMIN.
:33 < fur the one named....?
:33 < *ac blinks* :33 < what
COMMIT CRIME.
:33 < oh boy!! mew think mew can catch me??? :33 < go ahead and try meowster rhymes-a-lot
:33 < h33h33 i hope so! sounds like fun!!
:33 < true shit :33 < this guy gets me
Good cat. A friend.
I probably should get therapy.
Actually I’m okay, thanks though.
You make me extremely uncomfortable but I appreciate your philosophies silly demon cat.
You get it.
Thanks, that’s me. Kinda fucked being called horrendous but I’ll take the compliments where I can get them.
https://file.garden/aktV2a_a8SvkUneM/IMG_1334.jpeg
Ew ew ew why do you move liike thaat ew
FUCK DOES THAT MEAN.
glad we agree on that.
yea no that guys highkey a creepo
sort of. if we ignore the fact one just threatened dogs.
ikr? its awesome
what.
eugh. actually having you show up in my mentions is almost as unsettling as seeing you on my dash, man. don't you guys ever get tired of underperforming? every *week* there's some third-rate funny guy with fourth-rate rhymes convinced he's about to become the next boogeyman. that's the problem with a gimmick! it never grows beyond being a gimmick!! y'know what, let me put this in terms you might actually understand... "the shit ain't funny, nobody cares. you share *your* role with clones in pairs. twelve other losers wear that mask, so leave my comments, that's your task!"
cats everywhere.
2ome of you need twwo groww a fuckiin 2piine and learn twwo liivve wwiith the fact that people wwiill hate you for no fuckiin rea2on.. they don"t owwe you an explanatiion..
Who Knows At This Point
Moths Are Always Attracted To Light
You Need Light To Live The Light Doesn't Need You Though Does It?
give me liberty... give me fire... give me gimmicks, or i'll retire. :B
<<"okay time for meal :3">>
You Think A Copy Deserves Its Own Life? how Strange
A Kinship
but 1 can always color em w care regardless :)
I Have My Own Toys To Break, I Don't Need One So Utterly Worthless
how come
They Just Are, They Don't Get A Color Palette They Don't Deserve It
Why Would I Give It That Privilege
Copies Are In Monochrome
If you ★sked me to jump, my only question would be "how high?"
★nd yet your role ★s "someone who c★nnot comm★nd Sylink Prot★h" h★s not ch★nged.
You ★re cert★inly not who this post w★s t★lking ★bout.
yeah
tried to kill me, almost killed my roommate. long story
the fuckass cat is here youre kidding me
well meow to you back! :3
we should jump it
do u know that cat :?