♦ pitied by @animalismCannibalism
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i THINK YOU'D LOOK COOL, nO MATTER WHAT!
Poost nut clarity. I shoould change my poosting habits
Crazy how some⟡imess ⟡hey'll jus⟡ le⟡ you be a mu⟡an⟡ if you're yellow abou⟡ i⟡. Yeah, fuck i⟡, le⟡ 'em ripen. Always need more engines, amirigh⟡? Lol. Lmao even. #EpicFail Slipped away. h⟡⟡ps://cdn.imgches⟡.com/files/d03dc185a180.png ==⟢
no one tell shitpeta that while she was posting about wanting girlbulge she was missing a part7 with no less than six #nsfw
I took the paints off my face and dressed normally what more should I even do?
Just don't say it too loud. It's there 'cause you can't test proper luminescence for new lights if everything's green, but if folks flock there cause they hate the green, da boss is gonna make me paint it like the rest.
You and I both know I'm just gonna have to buy new paint. ... There's a room in da Manor that's completely unpainted on purpose for lightin' fixture reasons. If you wanna rest yer eyes; 2nd floor, 3rd on the left.
My soo-called #ventart @gooldenGigabyte https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/ventart.png
Ho+nestly, if I had a caegar fo+r everytime I had to+ explain the differences between certain ro+les with a new client, I'd have eno+ugh mo+ney to+ affo+rd abo+ut an ho+ur o+f my time. Maybe no+t the 'Deluxe' package, but at least a basic sessio+n. And neither o+ptio+n is cheap.
They ain't housebroken and they walk with the grace of a newborn puppy.
bro allowed me a slice of pizza this is the tits
(my ass is not is not thinking today, I am making so many mistakes rip)
[821] Of course to some of my generous benefactors I understand this isn't that long of a time, and to you I'd say to just consider it a novelty item.
dysphoria / ugh
Felt announcement. #feltannouncement Da boss has mandated the mobilization of da Felt in order ta' take down da paparazzi. If you see any irresponsible photographers takin' pics of mildly to incredibly famous folks without their consent, you are authorized and compelled to wack 'em out cold and send 'em straight to meet up wit' da fishes. We'll be doing quarterly quota checks to make sure this menace is eliminated. That's all for now.
i think i miss him m0re than i th0ught.
If I had a nickel for all the times there was crazy pitch flirting happening in my replies I'd have THREE nickels. Not a lot. But considering I've only been here for three weeks............
38o
i feel a strange attachment to every sollux i meet it just reminds me of when things were simpler between the helpsman and i (tags: The Rankmaid & The Helpsman, archive rating: G)
THE ONLY THING IM FISHING FOR IS A NEW VICTIM TO HIT WITH MY COMPLETE LACK OF SELF CONTROL AND UTTER CONTEMPT OF EMPATHY #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #FISHINGFRIDAY
fishing f0r a certain fish that will likely get me pregnant f0r #fishingfriday wish me luck. 0u0 #nsfw
WHAT WE'RE FISHIN TOO BIG FOR RODS #fishingfriday
i’m (onstantl7 out here advising people to ignore shame, get in tou(h with what the7 want, and take steps to rea(h for it. the other person i see sa7ing that is… (aliborn strange (ompan7 i find m7self in
s0metimes i f0rget t0 add in my ribbits. this is sad. ribbit. i will d0 better.
Sometimes I want t' be like a pretty princess or somethin'...
of course it is its a chance for both of you to begin again and life your own life free from any constraints or rules and its the domain i shine in! nobody will be able to pull you out and try to use either of you again on my watch!
Ɏ trying to understa-a-and this ma-a-ade my eyes gla-a-aze over a-a-a little bit but tha-a-at's oka-a-ay Ɏ
got no idea who this dame is but she's givin' me a splitting headache so yeah i got you with my bombs if you want 'em #mybombs
im not the one looking to die here! i dont need to die of fun!
its so dIfficUlt bEIng so hot and bAdAss all the tImE. it rEAlly is.