♦ pitied by @apiaryCaperer
<action; statement input; statement: scan input; statement: scanss done a|| done input; statement: sneding the data to my pazcie once reseacth reasech research team is happy with it input; statement: crysta|data fe|t |ike iceshards but not g|ass input; statement: frost on g|asspane not spiking through. cou|dn' cou|d've been worse but panache behind g&erbu|bs strong />
<action; statement input; statement: thank you hexxes i am trying input; statement: most|y because the other option is to scream & i do not want to get in troub|e />
<action; statement input; statement: i know i wi|| & i know it is my fau|t the connection from input to data processing is difficu|t input; statement: head tech said i just have to wait for it to form correct|y input; statement: i wi|| get used to it i wi|| be a better he|m />
<action; statement input; statement: i don't want to do the scans but as |east it won't be as bad as the e|ectrica| storm or the spire input; statement: i wonder if i wi|| sti|| |ike this p|anetoid by the time everything about it has been run through my pan input; statement: i do not |ike scanning p|anets & i wi|| not |ike it unti| my pan has adjusted to the process so can't it hurry up input; statement: i don't want to. i don't want to. i do not want to but i wi|| i wi|| be good i wi|| do as i am to|d i wi|| be a good he|m />

[BEGIN MESSAGE] it iz n0t tthat zimp1e. [END MESSAGE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] i did n0t have much ch0ice. but tthank y0u hexxuz. [END MESSAGE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] hmn. rez01ved within tthirty minutez. z0 much f0r fa1ze friendz and being a10ne. [EMOTION: gratitude. re1ief. de1ight. ttruzt. ann0yance. betraya1.] [END MESSAGE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] ... [END MESSAGE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] p1eaze d0 n0t zay zuch tthingz. tthey wi11. becauze tthey actua11y care ab0ut me and n0t tthe fee1ing 0f p0wer tthey get fr0m being crue1. y0u wi11... y0u wi11 n0t get rid 0f tth0ze 0nez z0 eazi1y. i wi11 n0t be a10ne again. [END MESSAGE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] ... yez. aza1ea. i w0u1d appreciate it if y0u did n0t ttry tt0 tte11 my zecretz tt0 tthe ttime1ine. it iz crue1 and unbefitting 0f y0u. [END MESSAGE]

hess not mAd At me Anymrow :)
<action; query input; query: why is it the he|m's fau|t that you forgot the time of the meeting action; statement input; statement: i'm not an a|arm c|ock error:inputdenied error:ru|e_break_detected Correcting input; statement: augh i can be used as an a|arm c|ock. but i am a pi|otbattery first & i have much more important things to do than remind you five minutes before a meeting that the meeting exists input; statement: prick. />

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[BEGIN MESSAGE] zad1y n0t. my caretaker iz buzy right n0w. h0pefu11y when tthey are back tthey wi11 azzizt. [END MESSAGE]
D--->My mutant b100d prince keeps referring to himself as a seal...I find it rather amusing and a little silly, gog he brightens up my day.

once again thinking about how i am a statistic. B/
<action; statement input; statement: scan is done becuasese storm endedd input; statement: i don't |ike how the data processes tthrough mypan />

They shoould invent moore hoobbies that kill yoou if yoou make even the slightest mistake

killin everyone here watch out

hard to explain, but cronus ampora (and not exclusivwely me) is synonymous vwith "creepy guy vwho sucks" and so people tend to jump the gun vwith anyone vwith the same name. vwhich is fair. but sucks vwhen ya vwant friends etc etc.

good morning/night chittr. im up

i kinda vwanna try and get to knowv people more but ngl ivwe only talked to like 4-5 people consistently on here. florid, my alts, saturn, etc, etc. my name tends to scare people off. or i like or interact vwith somethin and im blocked after. 😩

i should fuck another me lowk and even better ive got hole so you know itll be good who wants to volunteer hmu other daves #nsfw #selfcest

man idk why i even try bein supportive if you're always gonna fuckin hate it
Thhhis HHHot Pink Is Making Me Feel. Brighhhter. Thhhan I Shhhould. I Dont Feel Thhhis Brighhht Whhhen I Glow. Thhhis Is HHHorrendous.

@handmaid asks "need an expert opinion. rank mutations according to sex appeal. vwings. blood color. wveird external gills. like a cavwe creature. psionic aberrations. anything else i’m forgetting." finally, a *real* question. lets get dowvn to vwork. s tier: blood, obvwiously. sure the temperature difference is hot (ha) but vwhat really sells it is the personality. muties havwe alwvays got something to prowve, and if you play your cards right they can prowve it in the respite block. noseless. a tier: mental psionics. need i explain more? mmph. telekinesis. same deal. loads of applications for the creativwe and uncreatiwve pans. owverly sensitivwe horns: ill count this. some trolls hawve vway too many nerwve endings up there and wvill get off to you jerking their horns. ill alwvays take another angle of attack. if i can hold a gals horns like handlebars vwhile she blovws me, and its getting her off? mmph. b tier: more physical psionic stuff i can take or leavwe. the eyes are sometimes hot but can gimme a headache. if a gals gotta havwe freaky eyes, make em spirals or hearts or something porny like that. youre great babe, but your cueball eyes make me wvanna hurl. long ears: depends. the floppy goat ones, nah, but those elf looking ones? i can dig it, more surface area to tease, and theyre absolutely gonna be an erogenous zone for anyone wvho has em. they vwouldnt hawve em otherwvise, right? c tier: pyrokinetics. yknovw, that stuff all limebloods havwe? that one? that thing they hawve that vwere really proud of and stuff. it just makes sense for them to havwe that, right? no vwonder alternia culled em all. pyrokinesis. vwovw. tails. this is a real broad category. some are fine enough, a good barkbeast or meowvbeast tail to pull can do some real wvork. some of them are just gross to me though. the fleshy ones, the finny ones... cervwid tails are the wvorst. those things look like distended assholes, i hate looking at em. those specifically are f tier. d tier: external gills. sorry babe, i knowv you wvere probably edging yourself wvaiting for this one. i guess youll hawve to settle for getting off to me telling you your taste is shit. more sensitiwve extremities to play vwith is fun if you aint the one vwith em, but ivwe got gills! wvhen i see those ugly long gills i just start thinking about them getting caught on something and tearing off. ick, no thanks. extra limbs: some hot applications, but... nah. yuck. f tier: wvings. im only half doing this to cater to you. youll still pail him, so you cant ewven pretend you actually hate em this much. look, they just get in the vway, theyre fragile, theyre awvkvward, you cant fuck em... they make evwerything more uncomfortable. local gigantism: look, i get this does it for a lotta people, but if you make me start vwondering howv you fit through doors or put on pants, its gonna distract me too much. #nsfvw #dubcon #casteplay #askcronus

my torment is over
<action; statement input; statement: it is temporary but i do not know how |ong for />
<action; statement input; statement: bio-me|d update input; statement: venti|ation ducts have been iso|ated in the officer's respiteb|ock in case of g|itter incident. fee|s |ike something is b|ocked deep in my chest. vague|y in my breathsacs. |ike the air isn't moving |ike it shou|d. except the fee|ing is kind of in my pan as we|| & a|so rather than physica| [#bodyhorror #body-horror] input; statement: ngh. uncomfortab|e. />
༄ 。°Do not mistake efficacy for sentimentality. Many a lobotomized pilot has proven far, far less effective than one properly motivated. I assure you the empire does not make decisions like that because they think it is "nicer".°。 ༄

[BEGIN MESSAGE] it w0u1d zeem my practice 0f ttaking 0therz at face va1ue haz 0nce again betrayed me. [END MESSAGE]

| need A c|gArette hloy sh|t
--BEGIN LOG-- i Σee that it managed tΩ dΩ ΣΩmething cΩrrect and became a heλm. perhapΣ it waΣ nΩt a tΩtaλ faiλure after aλλ. --END LOG--
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<action; statement input; statement: bio-me|d update input; statement: the genera| & his |ieutenant & his input; statement: others input; statement: have |eft suneater input; statement: can no |onger fee| his steps in my spina| bone segments [#body-horror] input; statement: oh i hope he never visits a ship i am insta||ed in ever again hhhhh />
<action; statement input; statement: the drain from warp is awfu| input; statement: warp draining bad ugh hate it input; statement: pu||ing behind my g&erbu|bs through the nerves through my pan & out [#body-horror] input; statement: fee|s |ike pu||ing a few a||-dayers in a row input; statement: can see the station on my scanners in my pan />

c< well, tHats terrifyiNg! iM gOiNg 2 igNOre tHat! >c

Also this is like the 3rd Shepard Constern to break containment. Keeps happening.
zzemichh ssuggestedd i. try a cchickenn ssandwichh. i hhavee ddonee tthatt bbeforee but. i ttriedd a new kkindd ttodayy it. was ggrilledd ::)

[BEGIN MESSAGE] SOCIAL SUBROUTINE SYSTEM: [UNIT PW4282EX IS NOW: IN STASIS] reaz0n: p0wer zurge 1eve1 1. [END MESSAGE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] 0h. i tthink. i did tt00 much. tthat iz a fami1iar fee1- hhk. [END MESSAGE]
<action; statement input; statement: i am so sorry, pazcie input; statement: 7 is better than none & you wou|d have |ost a |ot more had you not gone into |ockdown action; transfer input; transfer: [|ia|yi_hug] input; transfer: [|ia|yi_shooshpap_4.5] input; transfer: [|ia|yi_protection] Y/N Y Confirmed />

yes im thirsting on the TL with two broken arms and pecking at my screen like the bitch owes me money yall said mommy and it triggered my want to suck tits and get my dick stroked like a good boy

[BEGIN MESSAGE] a11 0f tthat and we 0n1y g0t zeven back... [END MESSAGE]

꒰ঌ MOTHERFUCKIN FEET HURT... ໒꒱
hnh noww wwhos feelin the ovverbearin wweight to do somethin special for their ten thousand kult celebration but its kinda been done if wwere bein honest wwith ourselvves do you tramps really think im itchin to let you derivve some twwisted goddamn pleasure offa especially heartfelt chit or evven one depictin my handsome vvisage come back at twwenty
i tthinkk tthatt. ttheree is pprobablyy not. aanythingg but. it is nnicee tthatt you aaskedd and. it mmadee me ffeell a llittlee hhappyy tthatt. you mmakee ffacess llikee ::) aalsoo
i am. sscaredd to ssleepp
sscaredd....

To the tro// who avoided death by my hand today... you cannot run forever from the /ong b/ade of the /aw. The next time I see you... I wi// not hesitate. Tch... Why break the /aw anyhow, if you are not prepared to face judgement? Running is a coward's move... I shou/d have fo//owed that tro// for /onger, but I decided it wou/d not be prudent to do so. I wi// find them another day.

ic rashed
<action; statement input; statement: they want to be safe input; statement: the spire is tricking them & now they think it is the one that wants to keep them safe input; statement: this is not your fau|t />
<action; statement input; statement: not wi||ing|y input; statement: they are being pu||ed by a psychic |ure />

[BEGIN MESSAGE] p1eaze d0 n0t harm my crew. [END MESSAGE]
<action; statement input; statement: oh that's not good. input; statement: i have checked for |ife signs & projected trajectory input; statement: they are going to the spire as expected. />

[BEGIN MESSAGE] a11 tthey wi11 zay iz tthat tthey are g0ing tt0 tthe 1ight. apparent1y it wi11 he1p tthem. [END MESSAGE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthiz iz n0t within reaz0nab1e zafety parameterz. [END MESSAGE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthree crewmemberz have begun a ttrek tt0wardz tthe h0riz0n. i. tthey wi11 n0t 1izten tt0 me i cann0t get tthem tt0 return. [END MESSAGE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] zurvey rezu1tz were tthat every0ne wh0 c0u1d hear tthe hum had z0me f0rm 0f menta1 abi1ity. tth0ze zuzceptib1e tt0 pzychic p0werz a1ready. i... tthere iz n0 10nger a hum. but tthere iz a prezzure. unc0mf0rtab1e and zitting behind my eyez. [END MESSAGE]

No Tarot Card post from me today as I have woken up in someone else's bed, and contrary to popular opinion, I do not carry my cards everywhere I go.

literally da cutest fing ever

Still reacting to see who has/hasn't blocked me. Or should I say who /else/.
<action; statement input; statement: you do not seem |ike a creep input; statement: i appreciate the concern a |ot input; statement: it was nice but surprising />
༄ 。°Closer. I do not think closer is the play- at least land at the damn camp.°。 ༄
༄ 。°Would be REALLY nice of my ship to stop trying to alter course. this hum is getting annoying.°。 ༄
[⚙︎ Did they just cyc|e the damn power on her for no reason... ⚙︎]
<action; broadcast input; broadcast: he|m drive stasis initiated action; initiate_stasis input; initiate_stasis: HELM-UNIT-LP8954EX input; duration:00.00.05.00 Y/N Y Confirmed Initia|ising />
<action; statement input; statement: it hurts hurts pan hurts the spire spire spire spire spire spire spire spire spire spire spire spire spire sp error:inputdenied />

i feel like i'm missin' somethin' Crazy toni6ht.
<action; statement input; statement: the spire is not a friend the spire is not a friend the spire is not a friend it is not it is not it is not a friend it is not it is not it is not a friend it is not it is not it is not the spire cannot be trusted it is not a friend something is wrong it is not a friend it is not a fr error:inputdenied />
i think a third of you need to get spayed and neutered my dash should not look like scissorhood of the traveling goons right now. IT'S DAYLIGHT!!!! #nsfw #goonervillepopulationhalfofyou

i should start blowing ppl up
bleh… starting to not feel good maybe i should have gone to bed a little earlier last night -_-‘
⋆。˚ Do NOT ruin my mani-pedi day for me okay @divineDebauchery this is a warning for you ˚。⋆
<action; statement input; statement: they are having me run a continuous scan on the psychic fie|d emanating from the spire input; statement: i don't want to i don't want to input; statement: fee|s weird in my pan & that's on top of the psionic drain input; statement: but we need to track this thing especia||y given what it is doing to moongorger's crew input; statement: i don't know how |ong i'|| be scanning they didn't te| error:inputdenied />

i wanna be held right now
<action; statement input; statement: i do not know what to do #vagueposting input; statement: i hope it wi|| be okay input; statement: & that my crew & superiors wou|d sit very sti|| & quiet & do nothing for a bit so i can actua||y think without being my thoughts being forcib|y redirected every few seconds />

I'm so fucking excited. This is going to hurt so very terribly. :3 ...I never knew I was this much of a masochist. Maybe I'm not, for anyone but her.
I hope work will pick (_)p soon. Mother hasn't been giving as many tasks for me lately. Sigh.

i hate this i just want to do something about it

ffuckfcukgcuckguckfcukgfuckkkkk [REDACTED EDIT] fucck ccummifjjfnnnnhhjgjhhjjhjhhhh #nsfw

need to be tied up and stepped on and beat up and cut and bitten aand used andd told ikm a good dogf andd ff7ck #nsfw #violence

i think i want to 6o baCk to bella's plaCe 'n' just spaCe out for the next Century. the Cube was really niCe.
> My roommate sure does seem to be having a lot more... "fun" than usual. I don't even need to turn my head away from the screen, I can hear them. It's pathetic, in an endearing way. But I've never heard them this pent up. > #nsfw #suggestive? #shrug

its summer and his fur was 2 long + it grew in werid last time bc he was super stressed

no, i DONT think i will download the exclusi\/e de\/il may cry Netflix collaboration wallpaper capcom. in fact if you do not send \/ergil from the de\/il may cry series to my exact location right NOw I am going to detonate the bomb i ha\/e installed in the de\/ice that has been placed on your cranium #\/iolence
If you see a color that should not exist it is important that you LEAVE Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.

i put in so much work to get my ideal body, honing it like steel against an iron shaping it from the brick i was originally stuck with until i finally had it how i wanted it. and then it shattered and i was thrust upon a new piece of metal, one that doesn't shape near as easily one that is stubborn, rough, always fighting against the change. i don't feel at home in my own skin let me rot #bodyhorror #cw-bodydysphoria

~MO~therfucker I l~O~Ok away fO~r five minutes and everything fucking explO~des~

since WE are all doin it u might as well ask me smth or confess smth 2 me about me

I Can't Do Anything Else. All Of My Hobbies Demand The Use Of My Dominant Hand. This Is Fucked Up. #pensive

"On Mehsir you snouldh't be oh sedatives tnat's bad for you" REBEKA YOU TNIHK I'M OH TS FOR MY OWH SAFTEY? HAN BITCN TNIS IS TO PROTECT YOU FROM ME, STFU #substahces
꩜ ~Tonight's very nice... but the waves are so small!!! I can't surf like this. :(~ 𓂃⛱

Je wantes me dead

Help. Caelum. Gym. Arms. Cardio. x_x
dont speak to me unless youre drenched in swweat and lettin me lick it #nsfww
>>| sorry, but .i'm passing .out for now.. nice to know curree .is goood.... #cw-self-harm #cw-mental-health

:33< *the mighty huntress looks at mew with her big wet eyes*

FIVE MINUTES WITHOUT SOME FUCKSHIT HAPPENING, PLEASE.

I really don’t know why people don’t like me. I’m sorry :(
Perks of this platform having comparatively few Touhou fans on it: I can say that I unironically enjoy TH12's UFO gimmick and I won't get crucified in public for it.
|| struggling to d-cid- which vid-o gam- i want to play this -v-ning... too many choic-s. ||
>>| .i wish .i could hug my matesprit right now. .i'm so sorry. sorry.

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/A35DD5EBF05E.PNG
⋆。˚ UGH. Like... reely sore tonight. SIIIIGH. ˚。⋆

:33< dont i know it! :33< and im on earth c so its nyat even the acid rain furom alpurrnia im mewsed to :33< its watpurr! :33< disgusting...

I'm swag. I'm surfin'. I'm clean like (dish?) This detergent. #lyricsposting

:33< oh boy its clawming down in sh33ts! :33< no way im going outside nyow... :33< ://

soчp

:33< i just finished an 8 hour grumpy cat retrospawctive who want meow?
thanks pissb- bee troll
its been a wwhile since i mentioned it but if anythin happened to @emptyEyes id ouroboros myself into non existence [Sent from emptyEye's hole.] #nsfww #nsfwwe #iguess #covvermybases
puttin the tiger on the table screamin cryin dryheavvin retchin wwetheavvin at the tiger

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MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「The frigid air felt comfortable. The acid rain trickled down the rooftops of hives.」

My Evil Oorb oof Hoorroor might be snitching oon me too the oother ballheaded individuals 8/

1 of the best come backs ive ever heard was that time someone was like "suck my candy corn cock" i think about that a lot #nsfw
>>| not .again... sorry... #cw-self-harm #cw-mental-health

istfg people bow to piss me off
I don't think I'm rΣady for this talk right now-
I should put down thΣ bottlΣ again... #substancΣ
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=>>warMing the bøss' chair 0u0 uuuuu My butt is øn yøur chair! @crøesusKingpin>>>

Enjoy that living cuz the shit don't last. #rotbeastreigns #[ACT OF MERCY]

IF I CAN GET TO 10K CULT, I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR Y'ALL!!! PROBABLY MAKE MYSELF PUBLIC USE OR SOMETHING!!! #NSFW

Remem8er to eat your healthy dose of microplastics, everyone.

burn it all down

if ppl want death f'reats from me (prym) that r authentic lookin and real seemin for da bit call me 2 caegars per request

sometimes that's just how it is. l7ri(posting? nudes? open an askbox? updates on 7our (ollege life? nudes? #nsfw
dream Pie Rotation mez > Lord English > Zome Horrorterror > Trollbama
so hungry.

this body weighs heavy it doesn't matter
That time of the evening where im rubbing one out more often than not. The sleep is really getting right in that cornea.

fInAlLy hE BlOcKeD Me, NoW I DoN'T GoTtA SeE A MoThErFuCkEr cOmInG To eRi's rEsCuE LiKe tHaT MoThErFuCkEr nEeDs iT. SaId i lOsT My cRoNuS PrIvIlEgEs. MoThErFuCkEr iT WaS A CuRsE
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I thank you all for pitying my last Chit. However, I would like to remind you I am no longer leader. This is all, quite literally, entirely no longer my problem. It is so not my problem that I am currently inquiring if any individuals are capable of bringing me to Earth-D to enjoy my retirement to the fullest. I wouldn’t say it’s insider trading to tell you all that two major investors have since pulled funding (they erroneously emailed the documents to myself, and not the “current” President). It WOULD be a major problem, however it is no longer mine to have. GOOD LUCK! Your former President, Barak Trollbama :3
She's senile, you got to give her a bit.
i was feeling bummed out and kind of nostalgic, so i started rooting around in my dad's old wallet. just to see what i'd find. it is actually kind of insane how much junk you can fit inside this thing. there's still a car in there that i haven't had to whip out in years, seeing as i'm a wind god that can fly and don't really get out all that much anyway. my dad took a lot of pictures. i guess i'm thankful for that, because i wasn't really all that into photographing myself as a kid. or as an adult, for that matter. if it weren't for all of his meticulous scrapbooking, all of these important milestones from my childhood would be lost to time. eventually i'd even forget them, probably. like in a thousand years or something. and then it'd be like it never even happened. miss you, dad. happy father's day. #fathersday

it's. not his problem? what demise?

Moving to Earth-D and planning to enjoy retirement! Although I suggest you have more pity on the “government” of Earth-C at the moment. They’re quitting under Meenah’s “rule.” She is bleeding valuable resources by the second; I am merely enjoying my retirement.

its so delicious to see your demise. a s)(ame meena)( still sees suc)( fondness in you to let you live. t)(oug)(, im quite curious; w)(ere will your political career go, now t)(at youve lost t)(e presidency?
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IM GONNA LET IT GROW OUT MORE. I WANNA SEE HOW MY SCALP LOOKS LIKE WITH MY HAIRS LENGTH FULLY REALIZED.

okay subtlety doesn't work. i have got to get dominated. at some point. there.

NEVERMIND WHOLE HIVE MAD I HAVE THE HICCUPS A N D I DIDN'T GET TO NAP 8ut they're gonna see me now and pro8a8ly put a camera in my throat and then I get to 8reath the fun gas
Wow! I've missed a lot in my absence. I have some articles regarding the presidency of Earth-C to update¹! ¹ An editor's work is never done! :,)

* at the restaurant with my ancestor and lusus and a whole bunch of other trolls that my ancestor takes care of * its pretty calm rn. thats good. im #starving tho
[ ₜₕₑ ₚₑᵣₛₒₙ yₒᵤ'ᵣₑ ₜᵣyᵢₙg ₜₒ ᵣₑₐcₕ ᵢₛ ᵤₙₐᵥₐᵢₗₐbₗₑ ] i have to tell my sister this and she'll laugh at me.. whyy [ ₚₗₑₐₛₑ ₜᵣy ₐgₐᵢₙ ₗₐₜₑᵣ ]

I Had No Idea I Could Be So Vile.

furann manere. it’s the stupidest thing i (an think of

combine cheez its and make a singular cheez them

I really am the worst of me.
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[$IIIIIIGHHHHHHHHHHH #PIT#HYEARNING #👀👀👀👀]

I used to write a lot of poetry, however I was running out of ideas. Now I write on this lovely site called Archive Of Our Own, I replaced the poetry with stories and the people on there really have enjoyed it !
I hope they wear that more often. In a very normal and supportive way. #specificposting
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[DAMN I $HOULDNT BE YEARNING MY EMPLOYEE$ ARE HERE]

.im boreD .SAY STUPID SHIT ON MY CHITt .only one of you can win the stupidest reply awarD .FIGHT FIGHT FIGHt .you have forty five minuteS
>>| bulge snap 90 degrees. #nsfw

you live for now. interestin site...
OOOOh Lucky me II iinvented the 2cratch n' 2niiff hu2k2creen. Honeycomb ii2 of cour2e the be2t, but lemongra22?! BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

KInda crazy how th3 J in marijuana i2 2il3nt, but th3 J in my hand i2 loud a2 fuck #2ub2tanc3

trollexa )(ow do i deal wit)( a former lover (ex?) comin back from t)(e dead and usin t)(e social media platform youre on send

YOU?!

my mac)(inations are perfect. my divinity true. my decisions real. i am t)(e pinnacle, t)(e peak, t)(e ultimate amongst my kind. i am t)(e baddest bitc)( t)(at ever walked. none will ever matc)( w)(at ive done and none ever will.
you FINALLY get secure in your feellings and someone throws not a wrench, but llike. a frag full of ball bearings into your machinery. AGH!
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@a8rasiveCuniculus SRTOP TEASING ME A8OUT THE PRETTY LADY

That and therre's a lotta big worrds in 'em
my luZuZ got carried off by inferno antZ when i waZ 4 and i havent Zeen him Zince

Shit, I dunno. I don't rread 'em norrmally.

Maybe. Bit worrrried 'bout those side effects though.

☆ gog damn right she is, better show some respeKt to the woman who raised me☆

☆ are you blind that’s a beautiful lady right there☆

you ever do something that makes you feel so naked lol #freaksdontinteractimhavingamoment

stannd tall youre here, after aall. annd im happy you are
I HAD TO PUT LIL DAVE BRO IN TIMEOUT BECAUSE HIS ASS WON'T LAY OFF THE BOOZE. WHO LET THIS MAN DRINK FOUR COORS LIGHTS???
my blood shoudlve been pink glitter gel liek a pretty pen

Seein' some of th' stuff y'all post makes me wish my lusus didn't teach me t' rread

HOW DO I, DEXTER, GET VERIFIED!!! I HAVE A THEORY THAT THE JUDGE IN THE COURT CASE THAT I AM ATTENDING WILL IGNORE MY CRIMES IF I AM VERIFIED ON CHITTR!!!

☆ photos a bit fuKKed on the lighting since i dropped my phone but here yah go https://i.postimg.cc/43RgXryP/iKonos-lusus.png☆

☆ fuKK hold on lemme see if I Kan snag a picture☆

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