♦ pitied by @apisApophis
fuck you all. #dashwatching
Our dear friends would be jealous of my miraculous ability to visit their beloved, I am certain! Haha.
i like to take thinngs. i took some of your thinngs.
thats nnot a very nnice thinng. to call me.
everyone's hating my lick post when all i wanted to do was give out dog kisses :(
*licks you while you scroll past*
i said i wasnnt sufferinng. im doinng ok. im good great.. i live inn a gardenn.
i wouldnnt say im sufferinng. im pretty good. i donnt have a hive but i donnt nneed. onne. i like to be. outside.
gold inncursionn. where are my golds at.
If you add the⁻ digits of any multiple⁻ of 9, and re⁻pe⁻at this until you ge⁻t a single⁻-digit answe⁻r, the⁻y'll always add to 9. Isn't that ne⁻at?
odd annd weird. a lot of thinngs are odd annd weird.
I closed my eyes for a moment and an hour and a half passed.
i think i could dunk on most of you
It's Okay To Be An Intuitive Beta.
*Hssssst* {〷} hell yea, goldblood θolidaritty €〱 *paah*
Hm. I am pretty outward though, at times. Depends on the day.
*Hssssst* {〷} θoundθ fancy, iθ tthiθ a yeθ? €〱 *paah*
*Hssssst* {〷} do you guyθ wantt tto θee my only companion? €〱 *paah*
I DONT THINK I WILL FIX IT NOW
I s[][]ould be fucking retired.
d𝔞mn i t♡♡k the wr♡ng quiz smh ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ـ-
SO MANY CUTE LITTLE YELLOWBLOODS IN MY NOTIFICATIONS.
i am THE gamer in all of paradox space and EVERY timeline. who agrees (i will beat you if you dont).
yØu peØple are. sØ deprived Øf any interactiØn with the Øutside. it makes me feel nØrmal.
D --> I think I would post more about maids on here but I think that because of the nature of this website people would automatically assume it is a #nsfw thing D --> I mean I guess people also assume that it's a 100d thing when I do it on tumblr so perhaps it is just in people's natures to assume such things D --> D --> They are very pretty though
I Didn't Clarify, But Humiliating In A Good Way. #nsfw
:33 < @apisapophis if mew efurr want to know what its like to take things a bit slower :33 < and enjoy the little things, come hang out with me fur a day!! :33 :33 < we'll have a meowing good time!
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Depends. Do you think you're actively being followed? There's always taking 4 right or left turns in a row (making a square). Anyone who follows you for that is almost def following you. Making sure you have someone with you when you go places is also a really good idea. Here's hoping you don't have one, or if you do they fuck off soon!!
:33 < dont look in the closet
I HATE MYSELF. HTTPS://I.IMGUR.COM/CWYDGB8.PNG #NSFW
:33 < its taking efurry day one step at a time!
:33 < well is simple! :33 < mewr a complicated dude!! :33 < i am a furry simple kitty :33 < i like the simple purrleasures of life. :33 < and i dont really worry about bigger picture stuff. :33 < efurryday is a new day to do things i love to do! :33 < and i cherish efurry moment doing so!!
D --> A hobby would be a very good idea D --> Especially if you do not want to stop being a maid D --> Though I still think you should try to find better employers D --> And if you ever need to be e%tricated in order to do so let me know
|| THE MILITARY TORTURE SURVIVAL TRAINING IS GOING TO COME IN CLUTCH | OVER ||
|| RUN BARKBEAST | RUN FAR INTO THAT GENTLE NIGHT | OVER ||
|| KEEP THE SPELLBOOK AT BAY | IM NOT GETTING ANYWHERE NEAR THAT DAMN SITE | OVER ||
oh trust me it knocks me out for at least half a day
:33 < mewr a good man
D --> Hm D --> Perhaps it is simply doing the same thing that has you troubled D --> One of my maids/matesprits, Kara D --> She works only 3 days at my hive, but she also works a couple days at a bakery as well, since she loves baking D --> Perhaps you just need to mi% it up a little
Ah!! Thank you ^^ I don't think I'll be quittin' lest I get culled, but I'll keep that in mind...!
Since joinin' Chittr I've found m'self gettin' a bit wistful haha ^^
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O-> Craving.... Casual Co+mpany.
you better ♯mean it if i see you post that ♯stupid test ill ♯hex your ♯bloodline
|| IM NOT TAKING THAT FUCKING TEST | YOU CANT MAKE ME | YOU COULD WATERBOARD FROM DUSK TIL DAWN AND I WOULDNT ANSWER A SINGLE QUESTION DEAR GOD | OVER ||
*Hssssst* {〷} eh, you gett uθed tto itt. watter only bubbleθ up every θo oftten θo you gotttta fill up your watter bottttleθ and batthe real quick. €〱 *paah*
*Hssssst* {〷} beθtt hope tthey don'tt wander my way. batthθ are a raritty here. €〱 *paah*
There's A Fine Line Between Showing Hole And Being A Hole. #bars #nsfw
Being Known As The " Workplace Omega " Is Worse Than Being Known As " The Guy Who Posts Nudes Whe He's Drunk ". #nsfw
yO WhAt iN ThE WiCkEd mOtHeR FuCk iS ThIs. HtTpS://CdN.ImGcHeSt.cOm/fIlEs/d0926B2A2Cd3.JpEg HtTpS://CdN.ImGcHeSt.cOm/fIlEs/2737dE028C2A.JpEg
This is all getting ME feeling ho+t and shy. That's a feat. #nsfw
im nawt takin th quiz bc i know wht i will be #omegaandpriud
I Think My Coworkers Saw My Omegaverse Post. #nsfw
D --> The quiz is pretty bad I agree
L173R4LLY 8R1CK3D RN #N5FW
> g1ve me l1ke half an hour to learn the game and 1 w1ll k1ck your a22 <
You guys couldn't even bribe me to do that fucking test.
a quick information sheet for their pinned :) https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/IMG_1674.png
im still not going to take the test but i might as well understand the insullt llobbed at me by my kismesis
Thinking Of Making War, Not Love.
Every teal was built for me. All of them -- Bro, I think my dad (i'm still a grown man btw) is the only teal I know actually. Well. That's kind of yucky, nvm. Bit cancelled.
nep wiped her grubby barbecue mitts all over my fresh fucking polish dammit #chilistrip
i was invited im not gonna turn an invite down
sO, tHE CANDY IS DEFINITELY, hUMAN RACIST BUT, i AM NOT A HUMAN SO, iT IS PROBABLY FINE IF i, tRY TO GET MORE?
Luxurious naptime
Just f0r like generally everything y0uve been f0rcing me t0 endure and witness and everything y0uve ever d0ne als0
please dont make too much of a mess at chilis;
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
please do not question why im at chilis when i cant eat ok #chilistrip