Aranea Serket
@araneaSerket
8ook collector & Cicerone for the dreaming dead.
An excellent question from mechanicChariot with regards to matters of sovereignty. 8y virtue of cultural associ8tion, many presume I exist under the reign of 'Her Imperious Condescension,' 8ut such an assumption is misplaced. I come from the planet 8eforus, a world that, while structurally identical to Alternia, does not possess a green moon in its or8it, solely a pink one at that. 8eforus was not always the unified planet it is known for in comparison to its twin-sister. In earlier epochs, it resem8led a fractured assem8ly of warring factions, each led 8y influential trolls of varying colours vying for dominance through control of trade, territory, and resources. Unlike Alternia's esta8lished matriarchal hierarchy, 8eforus had long existed without a singular Empress, its governance fragmented and often tumultuous. This a8sence was no oversight, 8ut for countless eons, no fuchsia-8looded troll had emerged from the caverns, and without such a caste, the sym8olic and spiritual role of Empress remained vacant for those 'lower' on the spectrum to seize power. Then, in a moment that would 8e etched into myth, the heavens themselves intervened. On a single luminous night, a fuchsia-8looded gru8 descended not from the traditional hatching grounds, 8ut from a meteor, an omen interpreted 8y seers and sages as divine heraldry. Prophecy declared her the first Empress in over ten thousand centuries, a unifying force destined to mend the rifts of a divided world. Thus 8egan the era of Shepard Constern, whose radiance would come to define an age of reconcili8tion and sovereign renewal of the castes who went unchecked for eons prior. #exposition #8eforanlore #8eforus #thesylphisin
I am offering a small token for any questions directed tolight. A mini chocol8te egg or a caro8 altern8tive for those with chocol8te sensitivities, in exchange for a thoughtful, genuine question given to me today. The inquiry may span any su8ject; I welcome intellectual curiosity across disciplines. Incidentally, I recently encountered a Mituna who was loudly serenading the air with the lyric: “Coming out of my cave and I’ve 8een doing just fine. Gotta get out 8ecause I’ve 8een revived.” A curious refrain, and now it's stuck in my head. ::::/
Do you have any idea what your world was like before the current reigning empress?
duuuude, i had no idea even beforans knew ball like that! lemme guess—troll the killers, right? or… wait, would it be the cullers? you guys still doing that? the coddlers??? either way, i don’t know much about the guy, but i’m honestly surprised he’s got the mental bandwidth to listen to that kind of stuff. i would’ve figured he just skates to the sound of forks hitting the floor in unison, haha. ... or some variation of penis music. :B
An excellent question, I will ela8or8te in a seper8te post shortly! ======================= anachronisticGlossary [AG] has requested to send: 1 X RED AND WHITE STRIPE CHOCOLATE EGG > ACCEPT? =======================
- Gee! I sure need to think of a good one, then. This sugar snack business is #NoJoke! 😂😄 LOL. - Say, if you had any cool lore or stories about, mmaybe. Uhh. Like a really cool, perhaps mmythic lusus or sommething, I'd really love to hear themm! I've been feeling sort of nostalgic about when mmine was still around, recently. 😆😆 And zoologically, you gotta admmit, they are PRETTY COOL. 😏
Good morning early 8irds or l8te owls.
Oh, please finally load my messages without that endless, spinning 8uffer screen. Chittr, I’m actively com8ating the timer Meenah has imposed for question time.
I have so many questions for several of the things I have seen in the past minute, 8ut I'll refrain. #dashwatching
Does anyone remem8er the effects they experienced during last light? I have 8een meaning to formally document its influence, in hopes of preserving a record that might help prevent it from unleashing further disruption across other realms of the multiverse. #su8stances
depends. are you gonna ask infinitillion questions boat it if i do
I will make a conscious effort to steer clear of any topics that may 8e considered emoceanal for you.
I just realised the song I referenced is sixteen human years old. I cannot 8e seen for how outd8ted my pop references are, I must leave.
Troll 8runo Mars howled at the moon for the last time.
Well, the lyrics are 'talking to the moon' 8ut that wasn't visually as amusing to me.
You all make it very difficult to say good morning. I always feel like I'm intruding on a group pailing session. #nsfw
i don't think anyone would mind you intruding :P good morning!!!! :D
I can only apologise that this is your first experience upon joining. I could not help 8ut notice you were a newer arrival.
B33 < cmon we can k33p it wholesome for like 15 minutes B;33 < as a treat
a decision i havve started regrettin upon first joinin and accidentally almost crashin the platform wwith my arrivval
Thank you Mx. Strijon. If I start owing you for your treats of peace, I'll rack up a de8t exceptionally quickly.
If it’s any consol8tion, last light was far worse. You would have arrived at a place where no8ody was so8er; the crowd was consuming a mind‑altering juju that has apparently left our more reckless revellers nursing hangovers tonight.
i fear i wwas present for the start of it though the aftermath of the mentioned hangovvers is quite hilarious i pity the lalonde goin through it as funny as it is havvin married apparently ovver 20 or so people
Unfortun8tely I do not have any moder8tor powers on this we8sute. Or I'd do the sensi8le decision of temporary 8anning affected accounts from posting while compromised. #iwantcandy
Do not!! Attend!! The!! Event!. #iwantcandy
Good grief, steer well clear of those su8stances that distort 8ody and mind. They are categorically unsuita8le for consumption 8y any earthly 8eing; such agents are meant solely for celestial entities, such as cheru8s. Ingesting them will provoke severe nausea, compounded 8y a loss of mental clarity. If you thought the chaos of the preceding three nights was overwhelming, imagine that same tumultuous disorder magnified tenfold, now experienced without the capacity for rational thought or self-directed escape. You would 8e utterly at the mercy of a spiraling a8yss. For the sake of moral clarity, I will have to take a sensi8le approach and ensure it can 8e managed. #su8stances #iwantcandy
Consumption frequently induces a compelling urge in users to proselytise the su8stance to non-users, often employing persistent and unpredicta8le methods of persuasion. Documented side effects nota8ly include a significant amplific8tion of li8ido and reproductive urges. Consequently, ingestion can lead to awkward social situ8tions upon the su8stance's effects su8siding, I will try and ensure they are not attempting to transport the Juju outside the premises.
I do not desire you in any romantic sense; my aim is solely to illumin8te and guide others, sharing the knowledge I have amassed over the centuries.
The tumult of #eridanweek serves as a timely reminder that I ought to 8egin prepar8tions for my own server’s gathering, in honour of the collective Eg8ert’s hatchdays.
I think I never should 8e seen again, actually.
Are you a 8ook? 8ecause I would like to split you open and get my head in 8etween your pages. #nsfw
I intentionally omitted the 8lade-play, as I was merely alluding to your fondness for games!!!!!!!!
I am unsure if reminding a 8urgundy 8lood of their short lifespan is the 8est opener to talking to one.
Well, you can certainly forward the ones you noted down and we can test if they are a little too sleezy or not.
Good morning, I stayed up a little l8ter than I should have 8ut my thinkpan is a machine of clockwork so I am up at the same time regardless.
Oh goodness is that who I think it is.
This is the 8est night ever, I am learning so much. ::::D