♠ hated by @araneaSerket
vwoah, wvoah. cool your jets, stripessnout. no need to spill blood ovwer a little vwerbal spat. boys'll be boys! y'knowv howv men are. vwe think vwith our bulges. you gotta givwe me da benefit of da doubt here.
here vwe go again. youz sound like kanny. do me a favwor and take da preaching dowvn a notch. you're so much hotter vwhen you're not running your mouth like a broken vwater-gushing fire plug. looks matter. for example, if you vwere ugly, i vwouldn't bother vwith this here banter. i'd just be like "hey, ugly!" and keep vwalking.
this is about your emotions? i thought vwe vwere talking about your looks. you're killing me here, honey. make up your mind. don't do that. then you'll definitely drop a decile score.
sounds like a skill issue. but hey, if it's any consolation, toots, i'd rate you a solid 5.5 outta ten.
NEVER STOP POSTING.
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 3: jane crocker #nsfwv #nsfwve #substance #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl so jane? lowve her, lovwe the aesthetic, sorta gal i could see vwearing a poodle skirt wvithout evwen being told to. but, outta the human babes, shes the one i hawve the least experience vwith. loads of the other three running around the bubbles, only a handful of these ones. wvevwe also got the big famous one on here, shes a bit of an outlier though. i hawvent gotten wvith her yet, but ill givwe you my read on her all the same. the most common type of jane i see is the ingenue. dresses cute, usually has nice, plush lips, a real shy sort vwho responds vwell to teasing. shell call you things like "buster brovwn" if you slap her ass or compliment her tits, its real cute. despite her vwhining, shes into you, she just doesnt knowv it yet. usually she doesnt evwen knovw that youre too much of a loser for her. like all life players, her bod is practically made for pailing, and it knowvs it. feel her up, get her all embarrassed, and shell be running like a faucet betvween her legs. maybe ewven from her tits too, shes the most likely of the main human babes to do that, if youre into that sorta thing. dress her up cute, hawve your vway wvith her, but dont expect much in the wvay of conwversation. second sort i see is the business babe. this is usually just a cosplay i think, a hottie in a pencil skirt vwho doesnt knowv the first thing about stocks and bonds but likes to pretend she could be a ceo. i usually mirror it back at her, act like im some billinaire playboy, the type of asshole so rich he can afford to dress casually. get this jane stuck on a bus or an elevwator vwith you and go to towvn, shell melt. vwhat shes looking for is someone to see her elevwated position and bring her crashing back dovwn to housevwife. she knowvs shes not good enough but she feels obligated to act this vway because of her upbringing. its your job to remind her wvhat shes really for: being a baby ovwen. novw if youre a troll like me you cant actually get her preggers, but talk about breeding her anyvways and shell go all googoo eyes for her. wvin vwin in my books. ill sometimes see janes vwith the tiaratop wvhatevwer too, or something close. you dont need my advwice here, theres alvways some glitch going on wvith that shit thatll let you take ovwer. just make sure to ovwerride some of those commands she gets, most important obvwiously being the stop reproduction one. another wvariant, dont havwe much experience wvith it myself, the kinda jane that carries around that lollipop like a pacifier. let her get a good lick, and then wvhatewver happens happens. a bit too caucasian for my tastes, but im newver gonna turn dowvn a babe givwing me enthusiastic consent. i should add a note for the famous jane around these parts, the one thats hawving a tête a tête wvith lil makara right novw. hawvent had a chance to get into her pantsuit yet but i havwe a fewv ideas. obwviously shes a sucker for abuse. im not saying get drunk and throwv the bottle at her, im talking classy. none of us are getting to the gamz levwel here. get in her head, mandhandle her a little, dont shovw her the respect she expects. she giwves me the wvibes of a gal vwhos just salivwating at the prospect of pushing out some vwriggling lil freaks, so keep in mind the breeding tips from before. like, ivwe stood close enough to get a vwhiff of her before (not as close as you might think!) and she smells like she vwants you personally to fix the declining birth rates on earth c. i think she must also havwe a fetish for the purple-wviolet spectrum, so do vwith that wvhat you vwill. my take? dont bother, but... hey, wvewve all got our wvhite vwhales, right? some are just vwhiter and wvhalier than others. the rating! bod: up to personal tastes, shes the chubby chasers dream. sometimes youll get a slimthicc one, wvhich is my personal fawve. i newver really see her vwith the crazy jade proportions though. 8/10 wvariety: theres a wvide spectrum of subby to pretends not to be subby, and the corpo play is a nice change of pace. the reprogammable ones are a rare treat. 7/10 ease: depends. ivwe newver had much trouble, especially vwith the dumb dress up doll types, but the corpos make you wvork for it. 7/10 personality: if you get a good one shes the perfect sandra dee. you get an annoying one, shes still fun to break dovwn. 9/10 ovwerall? 8/10. a good jane is a rare delicacy. treat that muffin top vwell enough, she might evwen go naked apron after youre done wvith her and make you some muffins. and honestly? her baking might be better than the sex, and i dont say that lightly.
fuck yes sorry babe youre hot and all but cros going to the top
I'm glad we all agree that Daddy Casper is what we call me now.
URGENT PRESIDENTIAL ALERT Anyone on the team of my esteemed Cabinet-member, Meenah, who is not pulling their weight will be DRAWN and QUARTERED and dawn. You will be faced with divine retribution the likes of which you have never seen. I will make the Vietnam war look like chump change. For those of you who have heard of D-Day, this will be A-Day. #angelsnutritionblock
IT IS "NICE" TO SEE. THAT THIS IS THE STUFF. I HAVE BEEN MISSING OUT ON. WHILE I WAS AWAY FROM EVERYTHING. AND BY NICE. I MEAN AWFUL!! I WAS ONLY EVER. SO DEEPLY CORRECT. IN MY DESIRE TO KILL YOU ALL.
fought her once and ended up with a new lease on life and a moireel
says the one who DITC)(-ED the moment shit got reel but shore im the problem here whatebber
it is once again yoga pants season wwhich means you get to see the mathematically perfect curvve of a girls ass crack jigglin just try not to stare for too long or she wwill call the drone patrol #nsfww
Just for the record, and speaking extremely o8jectively, Jane is 8Y FAR the most fucka8le of the alphas. The lead she has on the rest of you is craaaaaaaazy. This is, of course, with Callie in consider8tion, for those of you at the edge of your seats. If we include Tavros and Eridan, Tavros just 8arely eeks out a win against Jane, and Eridan juuuuuuuust loses to Jape for 7th place! Sad. @adiosToreador @gutsyGumshoe @timaeusTestified#0414 @golgothasTerror @caligulasAquarium @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 @uranianUm8ra#4373
my busty gutterblood milkmaid tripped an spilled the charcuterie board because she cant see her feet from under her vveiny f cups luckily i havve enough wwine to keep the guests entertained wwhile the chef prepares a neww tray of tiny cheeses an cocktail wweenies #nsfww
savve the pusher talk for your friend in the candy red swweater bloke has a wwalkin target on his back
no fuckin wway are you kiddin me also theres no contract i purchased her shes my PROPERTY
upon my self-reflection. god damn i need a rustblood baddie #bouncingonit #nsfvw send tvweet
youre about to experience the feelin a cold steel up your ass aint no wway im lettin you get betwween me an my milk wwhore
That is an odd way to spell “charming gentleman”, but yes.
I must apologize for not warning you about that chitt from a certain Ampora. I can assure you I am far from fond of it myself.
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13 feet tall not includin )(orns ftr
she bounce on my bone bulge until goop comes out of it #nsfvw
Promise not t'cull anyone I dunnae ha\/\/e t' at #eridan\/\/\/\/eek #i\/\/\/\/antcandy.
7ou know what i've thought about it and ma7be i do want to see what's down this rabbit hole. #iwant(and7
well damn now i'm extra (urious
I Got One More Line! This Is For You @araneaserket ! are You A Washing Machine? Because I Want To Put A Dirty Load In You. #nsfw
if someone is rubbin themselvves off on you AT LEAST havve the decency to tag #nsfww
DON'T CALL ME A BIRD, BITCH. FUCK YOU. THE ONLY BIRD YOU'LL BEAR WITNESS TO, IS THE ONE I'LL BE FLIPPING TO YOU.