♦ pitied by @araneaSerket
nahh u know what thats a good pun so ill answer em
depends. are you gonna ask infinitillion questions boat it if i do
my type is someone who gonna PAY M-E for lookin good & i like em a lil aggressive an bitey too even if they aint got the gold to be worth lookin at #nsfw #getrichquick #makeitbling
oh, boy. #dashwatching
for the luv of god plz dont say that
a decision i havve started regrettin upon first joinin and accidentally almost crashin the platform wwith my arrivval
B33 < cmon we can k33p it wholesome for like 15 minutes B;33 < as a treat
good mornin wwere kinda sufferin in the apocalypse of pickup lines right noww
:33 < oh my gosh!! :33 < someone broke into my hive! :33 < and tore apart a d33r! :33 < and then they ripped apart the pillows and painted yaoi on the wall!! :33 < whoefur did this, will pay.
3833 < I am immune to being ragebaited because I just do not have time! > 3833 < There's THINGS to do! >
Hm... Peculiar. But I am still not one to judge.
I do not understand why one person is hating my chitts. This upsets me.
I'm turning in fo+r the day. To+ mo+st o+f yo+u: go+o+d wo+rk with yo+ur lines. To+ the rest: maybe fo+cus yo+ur attentio+n o+n o+ther appro+aches.
Are you the Necronomicon? Because you're making parts of me awaken that should have remained dormant at a terrible cost to my immortal soul.
are you a strategy guide? because i've been reading you for hours and i still don't get it.
I Got One More Line! This Is For You @araneaserket ! are You A Washing Machine? Because I Want To Put A Dirty Load In You. #nsfw
Are you brandy? Because I think about you everyday. ((#substances))
La2t on3 H3y baby ar3 you a robb3r? Cau23 tak3 my wall3t and put that gun away j32u2 chri2t
Are you my dead lover that I am searching aimlessly for? Because you are gone like the wind. ((OOC: He is referencing a noir film.))
14 follow3r2 away from 100 and 1k kull away from 10k l3t'2 gooooo Good numb3r2 to 3nd th3 night on
Are You A Key? Because You’re Unlocking All My Desires.
Hehe… Alright I Am Done! I Won. I Shall Go Kick Rocks. I’ll Be Back Eventually Though! Don’t Forget About Me!
So+me o+f these lines are just awful.
WHY IS MY FEED. FILLED WITH VAGUE AMOROUS ROMANCE?
So+me are a lo+t better than o+thers...
yooooo why w4sn't 4nyon3 gonn4 t3ll m3 th4t 4n old3r m3 got som3 m4d tox1c yur1 #sh1t go1ng on??? >8]
There is no glory in being a detective. There is only justice.
yea craws thats obviously the best use of this place. perchonally i just been watchin these dopes embarrass themshellves since they got no shame postin some a the stuff they do eelmao
yall ever sea anotter version of you actin so completely wrong that you can barely resist the urge to go "i would not fuckin say that"
Help help help help help help help Icantmoveimstuck Kyphpnwisogettingobscurwdinthesrickyshit
Go+o+d night to+ all. I see it's the day o+f pranks. I wo+n't be believing a single thing anyo+ne says to+ me / in general to+day.
It seems that my manor has been quite filled with pranks and jokes on this day, as I knew it would be. Of course, it would be rude not to inform you that while you all are enjoying the spirit of the holiday, none of my pranks have yet been activated. I hope you enjoy the anticipation. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
My kids are way too quiet today This is bringing more fear then anything else
I AM BEING SHOVED IN THE DARK GREEN ROOM FOR MY PRANKS AND JOKES I'VE PLAYED. IM SORRY ABOUT THE BEAR AND THE BOAR I RELEASED.
Rough oceans ahead. I will 8e contacta8le in priv8te messages only for a time. ================================================================================ THE CAPTAIN IS OFFLINE. ================================================================================
If they were all romantic, the universe would have ended by now.
huhAre youSecretly aSeadweller 'nD'sgu'se? o.O
3833 < It seems like a lot of people here don't quite know what timelines, timeline dooming, and timeline stability are, and I'm not a time player or the sprite of a time player, but I can say: > 3833 < If you see a stranger, you are probably not in the same timeline as them. Aliens, mutants, hybrids, humans—You will see a LOT of things that do NOT make sense to you! And honestly, you need to learn to cope with that. Why do we need to learn to cope with things we do not like or understand? > 3833 < Because you can't really do anything about it. You can scream, cry, beg, and thrash, but it will amount to nothing but misery for you. So consider giving fewer fucks and having a nap! It will do you a LOT more favors than trying to shoot at ghosts. > 38pp
alright this paintball thing is somehow more intense than actual gunfights ive been too. gotta find a place to hunker down until i can zap out.