Nepeta Leijon
@arcadianClaw
;'CC < but mew didnt do anything
:33 < why do you talk like that?
:33 < what do meow mean?
:33 < why is mew 'i' and 'meow' you. like. it makes no sense! :33 < i know i never spoke like that. :33 < so i'm curious about the timeline divergence! :33 < like. did you go into a cave and regress verbally? :33 < super interested!
:33 < meow s33ms diffurent though ;3 :33 < but nyes mew am furrom a cave mew didnt speak to offurs too meowuch :33 < purrity much it but mew didnt regress verbally! :33 < mew think
:33 < i know i'm not run of the mill either. :33 < no judgement! :33 < your puns are just a bit extra compared to how i remember myself. :33 < hmmmm. maybe i was just always this way? i know i cut down a bunch on puns, with like, 'growth' or whatever. whatevfur, even, to some of you.
D --> WE CAN ALL AGREE LOWBLOODS SUCK
「WE SUCK VERY WELL. SOMETHING YOU WOULD NOT UNDERSTAND AS YOU HAVE BEEN FOALISH ENOUGH TO ALLOW YOUR UGLY SIDE TO SHOW FIRST. YOU ARE DOING THIS TO APPEAL TO DISGUSTING HIGHBLOOD SOCIALITES. SO THAT THEY MAY PRESS THEIR HEELS ON YOUR BULGE AND TUG YOUR COLLAR LIKE A GOOD BARKBITCH. DESPITE. YOUR INTENTION TO NEIGH.」 「EVEN IF THIS WAS AN OBVIOUS PLOY. TO TRICK INTERACTION OUT OF CHITTR.」 「KNOW I AM GAZING AT YOU.」 「GRAZING ON YOUR FUTURE HARVEST. PLOWBEAST.」
D --> first of all shut up lowb100d, second of all your hashtags are crazy. THIRD OF ALL I can beat you up so bad not even a robot body will save you.
:33 < why are you pretending to be equius? what are you? 6?
Weird How There Arent Many Leijons Out There
:33 < we are leijon :pp < we are legion
LOOK AT THIS BULLSHIT. LOOK AT IT. I CAN'T FATHOM HOW SHE EVEN GOT IT THIS BAD. NOTHING BUT SEVERE DECOMPOSITION COULD HAVE GOTTEN THE ABLUTION BLOCK INTO A STATE OF THIS MUCH GROTTY FUCKING PUTRESCENCE. THIS ABLUTION BLOCK HAS HAD A LONGER DAY THAN *I* HAVE. AND SINCE THE MOMENT I SET FROND IN THIS GRUBFORSAKEN GREEN LABYRINTH, I FEEL LIKE THE DAY THAT *I'VE* HAD HAS YET TO FUCKING CEASE. NOT EVEN THE LAMEST EXCUSE FOR A DAYMARE-INFESTED NAP ON THE LOUNGEPLANK DID ANYTHING TO UNFUCK MY SPONGE AFTER THE LAST GAUNTLET MY SUPERVISOR FROM HELL THREW MY WAY. LIKE I'M LIVING ONE LONG, CONTINUOUS WORK-NIGHT. NO TENS. NO THIRTIES. AND NO LIMIT WITHIN SIGHT OF HOW MANY HOURS CAN BE CONTAINED WITHIN A SINGLE BILUNAR PERIGEE. AS FAR AS I'M AWARE, KARKAT'S LONG DAY AT THE LONG DAY MANSION #KLDATLDM #NOTPUNCHYENOUGH IS AT AN ONGOING THIRTY-TWO HOURS AND COUNTING. AND THAT'S A BALLPARK ESTIMATE, BASED OFF COUNTING THE RINGS UNDER MY FUCKING GANDERBULBS. FUCK ME. I'M GOING TO WRING HER NECK LIKE A TOWEL. SIGH. LET'S GET THIS GRUBLOAF. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/FFAC10FCDC1F.PNG
:33 < @carbolicgalvanologist you're doing a good job!
:33 < oh and you missed a spot.
I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I RESCINDED MY PALE REACT. I RIPPED IT FROM YOUR PRONGS AS SOON AS I REALIZED YOU HAD ALREADY STUCK A KNIFE IN MY DORSAL RIDGE. MINISCULE CRUMB OF MY APPRECIATION DENIED. EAT A BAG OF BULGES.
:33 < a full bag? g33, karkat. i don't know. i had a heavy lunch.
mAKING MY OWN, wEIRD aL SONG,,, lIKE A STURGEON,,, sWIMMING FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME,,,
:33 < like a chirurgeon.
#emergency #advice ??? ⋆♤˚⟡˖ "What Do You Do When An Omniscient Being Takes Interest In You Pitch Ways?" ˖⟡˚ ♤ ⋆ Pray. Are You Okay, Do You Need Help?? On Another Note This May Be An Accidentally Wonderful Thing- Imagine Someone Knowing Everything About You, Both Things You Know And Don't Know, Things You'll Do And Won't Do, And Yet Still Being Filled With Pitch Hate For You. That Sounds Magnificent. It Would Be Double Edged Though, As They Would Know Just How You Will React And Know How To Get Specific Actions From You.. Meaning They Make All The Decisions Truly. If They Are A Good Manipulator At Least. Knowing How You Will React Puts You At Their Mercy Completely.. Another Bright Side Though- If You Get Genuinely Hurt Then You Know They Did It On Purpose? But Then You Have To Wonder Why They Did It.. A Great Conundrum Indeed.. ~ Ad. Miff. ♠ #quadrantconundrums ♠
what the fuck c/)ulda p/)ssibly happened
this wasn't me but mistress frame wants my gock 8/
:33 < heheh. gock in my rari.
@gutsyGumshoe I'm appealing to you. Let me punch him please for the yucky penny. I'm willing to make deals.
:33 < you are not him.
me an wwho (i am of course da boss see) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/55e4de63c0a8.jpg
:33 < wow, looking for your "right hand" huh?
:33 < i'm the cat's meow, eridan. nya, s33, nya.
:33 < hey chittr. going to rockclimbing and game night with aranea! :33 < what were the last noises your lusus said to you and how do you interpret them?
She said "SCREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" and that means "I'm hungry".
:33 < interesting...
YOuR FAVORITE CHITTR uSER IS @caliBorn. HOW ABOuT YOuRS?
:33 < i guess @caliborn :pp
:33 < @goldengigabyte :33 < it took me a long while to figure out igneous rock formations in new york! :pp < i ended up going to the palisades! a massive diabase rock cliff with intrusive igneous rock similar to basalt! :?? < does this count?
-=[yyyeahh !!! did youu have soso much fun ? x-)_☺]=-
:33 < i had a ton of fun!
[Cringe Compil8ion has 8een upd8ed!] Typing animal noises aaaaaaaand making posts a8out having someone’s grippers all over you? Oh this is premium entertainment. You are spoiling me with material to point and laugh at.
:33 < grippers: out
You're so lucky there's no option to share comments.
:33 < you can! but i won't tell you how.
8itch, don't take it to your grave!!!!!!!!
:33 < that's not how you get people to do thinks for you, vriskers.
I know it’s not. Otherwise I wouldn’t ask, I’d just skip ahead to the hypnotism shtick. Frankly, you should appreci8 how unusually respectful I’m 8eing of your autonomy right now!
:33 < *snap* that's going in ac's cringe compilation.
People who are cringe can't run cringe compil8ions or you would just call it an auto8iography. Ha!!!!!!!!
:33 < then how come you try to run one? :33