♦ pitied by @arcadianClaw
evverybody thank you for your brief attention as you may or may not knoww i am going to be participating in the wwonderful lairs and lusii game run by the wwoegothe herself so wwithout further ado here is my vvery belovved and special character i wwill be playing as and hopefully larping as if i can get the costume together the plucky the noble the esoteric the hedge wwizard and druid magician faunlovve naturals (he/him) https://cdnimgchestcom/files/817dd60aa161jpeg #lairsandlusii #hedgemage #wwizardposting #fantasy #lovve #nature #healing #prophecy #bignaturals
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Continuing the history of Uesugi Karkat from his courtesan era: The life of a courtesan had educated the Akatsuki in language, poetry, refinement, and performance before a small audience. The next chapter of his life would prepare him to perform in front of a large one. Chosen for youth, beauty, and the type of androgynous features that can be easily slanted towards femininity with a little cosmetic prestidigitation, the life of an ONNAGATA — a Grubuki actor who plays predominantly feminine roles — afforded the troll who would become Uesugi Karkat tremendous fame, recognition, and inordinate wealth for a commoner of foreign hatching. As a former Boiran, the Onnagata had already learned how to wear the feminine grace of a courtesan like a costume in the theater of the Trollshiwara red light district. It was for this reason that he was scouted to play one of the most prestigious roles in any Grubuki play — the leading female role of Aggaei Makkie in the play "The Florastalk of Troll Edo" — for which the character, a commanding, fiercely loyal, and deeply passionate high-ranking courtesan, spurns a wealthy, but abusive highblood customer to protect her quadmate in one of the most famous monologues of scathing, acerbic, pitch-black venom ever recited in Grubuki theatre — the AKKUTTAI. It was for channeling this performance with such peerless vitriol that Uesugi Karkat became one of the most famous Onnagatas of the Troll Edo period. Naturally, the life of a Grubuki actor means constant pressure. Rehearsal, training, perfection of one's craft. Many onnagata of the time preferred to live their craft vicariously at all times, adopting a female persona through which to hone their "method" in everyday life. This was not the case for Uesugi Karkat, who shed his many-colored persona when off the stage to don nondescript gray robes whenever possible. Yet the constant pressure of life in a Grubuki theatre troupe and his ability to navigate it with grace made him both a leader among his fellow actors and something of a popular figure with the stagehands who he commiserated with in the wings. It was from these stagehands, many of whom were well-versed in the art of securing props with ropes, fastening theatrical rigging, and tying elaborate, functional knots, that the famed Onnagata would learn one final skill from the world of the theatre — one that would lead to his secret life as the NAWASHII. More of Uesugi Karkat's history to come in the following chitts. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ee6014bb70e8.png #uesugikarkat
YOuR FAVORITE CHITTR uSER IS @caliBorn. HOW ABOuT YOuRS?
[Cringe Compil8ion has 8een upd8ed!] Typing animal noises aaaaaaaand making posts a8out having someone’s grippers all over you? Oh this is premium entertainment. You are spoiling me with material to point and laugh at.
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i cant talk about it here tavros x( im je suis UTTERLY fucked if i do
WHAT HAPPENED? SIGNAL YOUR LOCATION, I CAN SEND AID.
wHAT'S WRONG?
im so boned #VAGUEPOSTIN #FUCKMYLIFE
Anonymous querist: "Are you on testosterone/do you plan on it?" Yes. I am currently. I have been on testosterone for seven years. I just favour a somewhat non-conforming appearance, despite my identity being rather firmly "man". If I were to not shave for a handful of days, I would have stubble. https://roanlalondeama.straw.page/
missing them i am using the tag c0rrectly #yearning
At the rate these ask things are going you might as well make grumblr ask blogs. Lol.
WHO DOESN'T LOVE A 8IT OF TEXTURE? A 8IT OF SEASONING?
IT'S SUCH A LOVELY, 8ALMY EVENING. THE 8EACH IS NICE THIS TIME OF NIGHT, EVEN IF IT MEANS I NEED TO TAKE THE AIR COMPRESSOR TO MY JOINTS AND SEAMS AFTERWARDS. #WORTHIT
ANONYMOUS ASKED: CAN I HAVE VESICA :( MY ANSWER!!!!: FUCK NO!!!! NOT ONLY ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY MATESPRIT AWAY FROM ME!!! BUT YOU ARE NOT EVEN DOING A GOOD JOB AT IT!!! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A SAD PATHETIC TROGLODYTE!!!! ANYWAYS!!! HERE IS A LINK TO BUY MY ONLINE CLASS ON HOW TO MAKE GENDERQUEER BADDIES FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU!!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
I have a lot of feelings tonight. No I am not sharing them, they are reserved.
B.o°ring when d.o°ne p.o°o.rly anyways when b.o°th parties are actually em.o°ti.o°nally mature then there is s.o°mething there but I understand the rating given h.o°w far t.o°o. many individuals take it as the ".o°o.h l°o.o°k I me I hit y.o°u grr I kiss y.o°u with teeth and bl°o.o°d .o°h w.o°w I am s.o° transgressive"
Being fair en.o°ugh then I can at least respect putting clubs high up that much
dont need apologies but yea sorta sucks being this i guess
well at the very minimum fr0m pers0nal experience bef0re this machine bec0me my b0dy i felt as if i was within a pris0n the machine strangely felt freeing, yet my mind has been limited by the em0ti0ns i have available. i am unsure if this is exactly what y0u are referring t0 but i am s0rry
i dunno if thats even the cause of the sudden wrongness but honestly who fucking knows at this point could be anything
0ur situati0ns are different but with similar aspects. as 0ne wh0 merged with a sprite bef0re pil0ting this b0dy i can understand the feeling 0f being b0und t0 a being that y0u d0 n0t wish t0 be tied t0 i d0 n0t have any advice t0 0ffer just a fact 0f similarities.
as an update i still feel #trapped and my wings #ache and i feel like im still forgetting something but i dont know what it is because i cant fucking #remember
Imagine the go+o+d that co+uld co+me to+ Alternia if its rulers spent time actually caring fo+r the peo+ple instead o+f hating my chitts. #no+tso+vague
｢megane-san is considered a totsuzenhen'i-tai on the above-grounds because of his hairless vestigial tailnub.щ(゜▽゜щ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: it is only one inch in length but it does give kyute wigglez when ai-chan jiggles her model onscreen! totsuzenhen'i-tai means mutant!]
D--> I.....what time is it.....I can barely breath.....this....this dream bubble is too bright....it was my mistake....I tried diving too deep into the....into the archives....I forgot to turn off....the e%plicit tag....and...and I spelled wholesome into the tag bar....without the most...defining letter....the first onoe...i am leaking...I am leaking and I cannot stop reading....dont.....don't go into archive of our own....I....I'm too lost....save yourselves HHHHHHH #nsfw
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! #need more b!g men w!th pot bell!es on my feed and chubby lad!esSs w!th b!g bushes and happy tra!lsSSSs #nsfw꠹
:33< same!
:33< what if we kissed and we fur both girls O//ww//O
oops. YEAH MY PALMHUSK GOT MOTHER FUCKING HACKED BY WICKED LAUGHSASSIN NINJAS. i definitely ain't letting this shit see the light of the chittr sun to make sure it goes down. ANYWAYS SINCE WE ALL HANGING OUR MEAT OUT FOR EVERYONE TO SEE. who you got? @archiveAddict @timaeusTestified#0414 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de4f21844969.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0386825f433e.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a2c7582f93e6.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c631912b1c81.jpeg
After all I did I can only understand why it happened, truthfully I have nothing but regrets. But still I cannot keep her out of my mind. Truthfully I am pathetic for not even being able to maintain our relationship. The fact that I was so absent stands a test to that my own machinations were all I could focus on. I do not know why I'm airing this out on chittr of all places but I need somewhere to dump this mess. You you happen to be a kanaya variant your advice would be appreciated however that can wait I do not think I am ready to talk to any of you right now. #yearning #desperation
It is appreciated.
D — Thank you. I think. —> D — The Marquise strongly convinced me to create an account. So far I am unconvinced that it will be a mainstay in my life. But I am meeting some. Very interesting people. So far. —>
An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part trois. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/69c71ccb275b.png
꒰this goes hard feel free to screenshot꒱
I watched a 6it 9f it and decided that i'm n9t caught up en9ugh with m9dern culture t9 understand.
....And that is en9ugh 9f Chittr f9r t9night! (:B
D —> This is pretty awesome
D — I'm not sure I fully understand all of the... things happening on screen in the beginning. However. This is quite a sweet message. —>
D — Apologies. I will keep my distance if my presence is unwelcome. —>
tHIS IS SO COOL! i REMEMBER THAT!
:33< hell yeah love that man plawtonicly!!!
Chittr.