♠ hated by @arsenicCatnip
the ladies lowvevw me, im already drovwning in attention. shame i missed the showv earlier, damn. anyone wvilling to gimme a round 2? #nsfvw
ladies, guess wvho's arrivwed! only the coolest meovwbeast around, that's wvho. if you see any inconsistencies in my, no you don't. hit me up if you're at least a 7 and vwant some lovwin from a real man in your life ;)
i am an expert on your kind
i think the reason i havve such a difficult time connectin wwith girls is cause ill try to encourage a convversation about the scholastics an shell just be like sorry wwhat did you say im wwatchin ai fruit cheat on each other
wwhy do your shoes say arsen
fuck youre bein unreasonable
ill pay
cute! take off the sweater next time gomen!
can you draww me
> w0uldn't y0u l1ke t0 kn0w weatherb0y
if you aren't in my DMs ready to get raunchy and story rp with me what are you even doing?
third times the charm i guess sigh #hatechittr #fuckwwomen #fuckfoids #mgtoww #masculinist #beef https://ibb.co/sv6Bs0t0
desperately, aren't we? kinda fucking cute.
y♡ wtf 1s that ugly ass fuzzy b1g blue eyed pfp
I SET uP A MEMORIAL PAGE. FOR EXPRESSLY THAT PuRPOSE. IT IS GETTING LOTS OF TRACTION. YOu WOuLD KNOW THAT IF YOu CARED.
OKAY. SCENE. ENTER CALIBORN. THE BIGGEST AND BRAWLIEST BEAR THIS HIKE HAS EVER SEEN. THE MANGLED LIMBS OF HIS LAST EATEN PREY STILL FRESHLY COMPRESSED TO HIS TEETH. ONE OF THEM IS GOLDEN. BY THE WAY. THE REST ARE REGuLAR COLORED. BuT NO LESS HARD. THE TENSILE STRENGTH IS ENOuGH TO SHATTER BOuLDERS. WHICH HE HAS DONE. TO SHARPEN HIS FANGS LIKE WHETSTONES. AS THE SATISFYING CRuNCH OF A BONE BREAKAGE SENDS SPLINTERS THROuGH THE AIR. THE MAGNIFICENT FuRLESS BEAST. STARES DOWN THE DuMB BITCH KITTY. AND LIFTS A FEARSOME PAW. TO RETRIEVE A CuSTOM MAGAZINE GILDED PLATE AK-47 RIFLE WITH RAPID FIRE. INCREASED AMMO CAPACITY. SELF FEEDING MELEE RELOAD AND RECOIL SuPPRESSION. AND CLOSE PROXIMITY BARBED SuRFACING. THE GuN IS FuLLY LOADED AND POINTED IN YOuR DIRECTION NOW. THE REAL HuNT BEGINS.
DESCRIBE YOuRSELF. CLEARLY YOu DID A SHITTY JOB THE FIRST TIME. APPARENTLY. YOu ARE NOT A FEMINIST. A WOMAN CAN BE ANYTHING SHE WANTS. EVEN A PuRRBEAST. BuT IN THIS FuCKED uP STuPID REGRESSIVE Au. WHERE WOMEN HAVE TO BE OTHER THINGS. AND ONLY OTHER THINGS. YOu ARE ONLY A PuRRBEAST. GIVE ME MORE INFORMATION SO I CAN uSE IT AGAINST YOu.
WHAT THE FuCK WOuLD YOu EVEN SAY THAT MATTERS? YOu ARE AS FEMALE AS YOu ARE WRONG. OKAY. FINE. THE BuLLET IS INCHES AWAY FROM YOuR SKuLL AND ABOuT TO IMPACT IT NO MATTER WHAT YOu DO OR SAY. OR WHO HELPS YOu. STILL A WOMAN BY THE WAY. YOu CANNOT WORK YOuR WAY OuT OF THAT HARD NERF. NO WEASELING OuT OF ONE OF YOuR. DEFINING CHARACTERISTICS. I AM STARING YOu DOWN AND STARTING MY FIRST GuTTERAL VICTORY LAuGH.
CALIBORN APPROACHES. HIS MANY HuSSIES AND ASSORTED CADRE OF BITCHES. BEGGING HIM TO STAY IN THE BED WHERE IT IS WARM. HE CODDLES THEM FOR ONLY A MOMENT. BEFORE TELLING EACH WAXED HEAD. ONEE-SAMA SCREAMING SHE-SIMPLETON. TO BACK THE FuCK OFF. BECAuSE HE'S GOT A LIVE ONE. A SELF-ABSORBED MYOPIC HuNTRESS. IS ABOuT TO GET HuNTED. KISSING THE SACRED BuLLET. FORGED ON A LARK. ACROSS MANY GALAXIES. CALIBORN LOADS IT INTO HIS WEAPON. NEEDING ONLY A FRACTION OF A SECOND. BEFORE FIRING OFF A LIFE ROuND. INTO THE INSTANTANEOuSLY SPLIT SKuLL OF A FuCKuGLY FuR RuG IN THE MAKING. THIS KILLS THE HuNTRESS PuRRBEAST. HERALDED BY THE APPLAuSE. HE HAS ONLY HIMSELF TO THANK. THE SPEECH IS VERY SHORT. AND THE SKINNED HIDE IS VERY SMALL. MORE FIT FOR A BATH TOWEL. THAN A GLORIOuS CAPE. DISCARDED AND FORGOTTEN ABOuT. IN THE GuEST BEDROOM. I WIN THE ROLEPLAY.
YOuR ONLY REDEEMING QuALITY. IS MEDIOCRE TASTE WHEN PAIRED. WITH TANGY LEMON PEPPER. MEANWHILE. MY BALD HEAD. IS LIKE A LANDING PAD. FOR THE CuMBERSOME HAIRED BIMBOS OF THE WORLD. OF WHICH. MANY ARE ATTRACTED TO ME. I ALLOW THEM. QuITE GENEROuSLY. AND AT NO SMALL PERSONAL COST OR CONSIDERATION. TO uSE THE REFLECTIVE SuRFACE OF MY. AFFECTIONATELY DuBBED. CHROME DOME. TO FIX THEIR MAKEuP. ADJuST THEIR EYELASHES. EVEN DO THEIR HAIR. AND CORRECT SPLIT ENDS. WHEN THE uNSEEMLY WEIGHT. OF THEIR MANY PILOSE ENDS. BECOMES TOO MuCH TO WOMANLY BEAR. MY FECuND. AND MASCuLINE STRENGTH. FERRIES THEM IN FORTITuDE. AND BOuNDLESS STRENGTH. MEANWHILE. THE ONLY PLACE A BITCH WOuLD TOuCH YOu. IS AT A WINGSTOP. WITH A FORK STICKING OuT OF YOuR THIGH. SO WEEP FOR ME. IT WILL ONLY FuRTHER IMPROVE YOuR TASTE.
YOu ARE INCREDIBLY SELFISH. PLEASE BECOME FERTILIZER.
whats up guys howre them dogs hangin right now. my dogs are out on the edge of my desk just chilling and wiggling from time to time and they look like little vienna sausages
i dunno nep looks pretty bawllike to me and you should know i cant shut the fuck up i have got a motormouth faster than your mama hoppin into the taco bell drive thru
why you got them bawls dude
*ca sprays her wwith a bottle a wwater*
>- Whats it like knnowinng that your lusus is mmad at you annd the dronnes are comminng to kill you for beinng high? -<
Not if I have anything to say about it.
yeah i get that all the time
YOu FuCKING DISGuST ME. HOW THE HELL DO YOu EXPECT TO ACCOMPLISH. SHIT FuCKALL IN LIFE. IF YOu DIDDLE ALL YOuR TIME AWAY. WITH uNPROFITABLE. ASSMONGERING VENTuRES. SuCH AS THIS? SOuNDS LIKE YOu NEED. A WEALTH PORTFOLIO MANAGER. SOuNDS LIKE YOu NEED. CASH. SOuNDS LIKE YOu NEED. CASHOuTIBORN. THAT IS ME. THAT WE ARE TALKING ABOuT NOW. IN CASE THAT WAS NOT CLEAR. FuCK YOuR MEOWRAIL GuY. HE IS IRRELEVANT FROM THIS POINT FORWARD.