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Bronson Strider

@bronSon

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 797Kull Score: 119311 followers9 following
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@inspectingPickles[IP]

Worked out Wordle. Today's word was something I'm familiar with so that helped. Wordle 1,828 3/6 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Kull: +10
Total: 20
Ratio: 1.00

gonna go with the word is penis pickle inspector #nsfw

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50
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@cuttlefishCrusher[CC]

muscle trolls lusus can do a flip probubbly

Kult: +25
Kull: +5
Total: 30
Ratio: 5.00

tch. you know who else could do a flip?

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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

I have been handed total control of the Crocker megaphone. Jane voluntarily surrendered her phone to me as an ingenious tactical gambit for herself, and a devastating blow to her audience. Our condolences go out to those who may have been looking forward to usual series of sloppily typed candid confessions. Instead, you're getting me. -DS

Kult: +55
Kull: +43
Total: 98
Ratio: 1.28

finally. someone to trade blades.

@bronSon[BS]
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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

Interesting that now of all times is when you choose to step to me for a challenge. Too intimidated to approach without the digital mask of Dior Rouge lipstick and a custom-tailored blazer/pencil skirt combo?

Kult: +26
Kull: +21
Total: 47
Ratio: 1.24

the hammer of combat is egalitarian. she threatened me first. though she backed down.

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@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

HM. PERHAPS I CAN ASSIST A PROJECT OF MY PUPPETS, WITH A POWER I RARELY DEIGN TO USE… I’VE BEEN MEANING TO EXPERIMENT. WITH MY ACCESS.

Kult: +25
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Total: 40
Ratio: 1.67

puppets?

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@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

OH YES. I AM THE MASTER OF THEM.

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oh you turned it cringe.

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NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
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@carbolicGalvanologist[CG]

THIRTEEN SWEEPS, PAINSTAKINGLY STACKED ATOP THE OTHER, SURVIVED ONE BRUTAL BILUNAR PERIGEE AT A TIME. HALF OF THEM ON A PLANET I WAKE UP AND GIVE THE FAT, FLAMING MIDDLE PRONGSTUB TO EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE, AND THE REST ON A DUMPSTER FIRE OF A WORLD OF MY OWN "CREATION." ONLY SOME OF THEM I WAS REALLY, TRULY PRESENT FOR. THREE *THOUSAND* SWEEPS SPENT IN AN INESCAPABLE TORMENT NEXUS MEANT TO SAND DOWN ANY PROPRIETARY CONCEPT OF TIME I EVER HAD. WHICH I ESCAPED, ANYWAY. BUT NOT BEFORE IT SMOOTHED SOME OF THE HARD, JAGGED EDGES, TRY AS I MIGHT TO SHARPEN THEM BACK TO GANDERBULB-STABBING AND SPONGECASE-BLUDGEONING LETHAL FORCE. AND AS IF I COULDN'T PUSH THE INCREDULITY OF MY SHITHIVE MAGGOTS NARRATIVE ANY FURTHER, TWELVE SWEEPS AFTER THAT, IN A FAR-FLUNG PAST SO STUPID THAT IT'S LEFT INDELIBLE MARKS ON MY VOCABULARY. AND SOME UNCOMFORTABLE SKILLS TO ADMIT ARE CURRENTLY PADDING OUT MY RESUME. A FAT, MALIGNANT PILE OF GREASY BLACK TRASH BAGS IN THE RUSTING DUMPSTER OF MY PERSONAL HISTORY, BOILING IN THE OPEN SUN AS THE LOOMING MONOLITH TO MY EVERY GRUELING SWEEP OF MERCILESS LIFE DARKENS THE FUCKING SKY. SO AT THIS POINT? FUCK IT. WHAT'S ONE MORE? #WRIGGLINGDAY. (AND BEFORE YOU ASK, YES, I'M STILL IN THE FUCKING FELT MANOR. THIS IMAGE HAS BEEN *HEAVILY* DOCTORTURED TO RESEMBLE ANYTHING CLOSE TO EARTH-C'S NATURAL DAYLIGHT. BECAUSE I CAN'T STAND TO SEE ANY MORE FUCKING GREEN. I DECIDED I WANTED TO LOOK O.G., TODAY.)

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Kull: +59
Total: 219
Ratio: 2.71

you look well adjusted

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@broStrider[BS]

i pity react so often that i wonder if some people think its a gimmick. that being said it most definitely is not. i just happen to feel bad for most of you.

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Total: 83
Ratio: 1.59

i don't feel anything for my enemy. except maybe respect if they win.

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@bronSon[BS]
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@broStrider[BS]

dont cut yourself on all that edge, big guy.

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@broStrider[BS]

i don't let myself be guided by the facets of perspective. cringe. shame. edge. humility. these are weaknesses. i just say whatever comes to mind.

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@bronSon[BS]
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@broStrider[BS]

real philosophical shit. i greatly appreciate your wisdom.

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real shit.

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@subduedPandemonium[SP]

hTTps://file.garden/af4yhn5k7hvjshds/inshoT_20260612_132824234.jpg

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Total: 69
Ratio: 3.06

still see plenty on this platform. inefficient machine. you need replaced.

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hey champ. pick up that sword.

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Kull: +10
Total: 27
Ratio: 1.70

fym champ

talking to winners. need a challenge. you can move on.

that will be the last time darren in 45b challenges my authority on the communal laundry machines. i have smuppets to wash and a business to run.

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Total: 50
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@fatallyForever[FF]

<action; query input; query: what is a smuppet action; statement input; statement: i asked someone e|se & did not get an answer />

smut puppets. they have plush rumps. phallic noses. #nsfw.

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i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
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@fatallyForever[FF]

<action; statement input; statement: oh input; statement: interesting action; query input; query: is the pha||ic part based off tro|| or a|ien anatomy />

currently it's based off of humans. but. i've been talking with trolls and the like to get feedback. expand my market. #nsfw

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@malleablePersonage[MP]

the niceys website for people being so sweet and cute and niceys. to me. always. even if they're being mean.

Kult: +17
Kull: +12
Total: 29
Ratio: 1.42

delusional take. but i won't refute it.

hate to tell you this but the meta ray bans i strap to my face aren't great at picking up speech to text mistakes such as euphonism (harmonious sound) versus euphemism (dirty joke). however. my blade does make a harmonious sound.

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Kull: +35
Total: 69
Ratio: 0.97
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@fastidiousSwordsman[FS]

cant even type your own posts. must be bad with your fingers then.

too busy slicing up my apartment just enough for the landlord to not withhold the deposit.

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@technicallyTimaeus[TT]

Could always upgrade. #CanItRunHAL

Kult: +5
Total: 5

could.

@bronSon[BS]

just slice the landlord and keep the hivve

betsy brings a riot shield. she knows better after last time.

Some patients can't 8e saved, 8ut that 8urden's not on you........ #auto8iographical #lightempath theantlers #lyricposting #rel8tionships

Kult: +196
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Total: 365
Ratio: 1.16

not a doctor. but. the burden is literally on you if your failure rate is a certain threshold. yeah. sure. some patients have bones-explode disease or whatever. but. given your eyes are bandaged. i don't think you should be doing surgery.

@bronSon[BS]

I do take those 8urdens quite seriously, though it is a 8it crass to refer to my patients as 8urdonsome, I fear. To 8e more clear, I am in the mediculling field, yes, 8ut I do not oper8 as a doctor. I am a nurse, often active during the night shift, which is far more 8usy and often has many of the more life-threatening situ8tions, particularly regarding injuries that are endured 8y those castes that oper8 as helpsmen. This chit is actually a8out a period of time early in my career when........ a decision that ought not have 8een followed through on was made, I suppose. A stirring of immense pity that occurred due to a diagnosis so dire given to one of my cullees that I fear it 8linded me to more pressing 8ehavioral defects, despite my having full control of my vision at this point in my life. It is a tiresome and very painful story to recount, so I will not 8ore you with the details, 8ut it does motiv8 me to do the utmost for all those in my care, regardless of their level of independence and capa8ility.

Kult: +14
Total: 14

that sounds sick actually. keep going.

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@incendiaryRapscallion[IR]

does anyone know where i can get more crystals? my usual place is closed right now

Kult: +15
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Total: 30
Ratio: 1.00

caves.

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@incendiaryRapscallion[IR]

refined crystals mate

any like. specifics?