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Y'all, momma is *not* gonna be walking tomorrow. #suggestive
ive tried hiding puzzles and people seemed to like that
yeah i DippeD when those starteD showin up. iM all for gettin fuckeD up but that shit aint My scene. :o/ hope y'all have fun tho!
X How do so many motherfuckers on this site not know how to fuckin vague post right. x
(A selfie of a charred and smoking Kris in the Yamcha death pose. He's giving a thumbs-up. Who the fuck took the photo?)
where the fuck did they get a cruise missile...
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bro wut if we were both gei n kissed LUL 👀
mods are at the pre-fight night rager quick post slutty priest waist #nsfw ish )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/57cf7f0cf61f.png
"Fuck you" bitch you've been threatening to since last night. #nsfw
Yeahhh. We gotta take out all the fun memes before anybody else can.
#ap3ratur32ci3nc3 2h3 ap3r on my tur3 until i 2ci3nc3
Bruh my co ho2t ju2t told m3 what th3 2urpri23 i2 and thi2 2hit2 gonna b3 2o fucking 3pic
It2 gonna b3 a BLA2T H3h3h
just. fucking askjeeves what a human is
uhh........... human social role that some earth trolls do too, where instead of a lusus Ur raised by one or more ppl, who r Ur "parents" ("mom" = fem, "dad" = masc)
(( no hate caddie is just kind of a bitch
AND WHY IS SHE TALKING LIKE A BIMBO!!!!!!!!!!!
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chittr badge thts jst "big titty commtitty" n its jst me and commandr karkat #nsfw #idkijsttagmytitpostin
🌊 *🫧cean s🫧rry a seagwwull fleww right at me🏄
🌊 Can I please get s🫧me l🫧wwve f🫧r the 🫧ceae?🏄
🌊 I’m hawwving a blast making all s🫧rts 🫧f neww friends, maybe wwe can all g🫧 swwurfing t🫧gether.🏄
🌊 Hit me wwuwwuwwuwwup d🫧n’t be shy, I d🫧 swwurfing less🫧ns🏄
Fuck y3ah w3 blowing 2om3 2hit up tonight y'all g3t r3ady K33p an 3y3 out for th3 drop
Your name is ZABRAK ZEPHOS. After that FUCKED UP GAME you now LIVE IN A PARK. Sort of. Its called THE GARDEN (creative, you know) and your friend KNIGHT lets you stay there for free as long as you dont wreck the place and hivesit the place while hes gone all the time. You have unrestricted access to AS MUCH LIQUOR AS YOU WANT as well as a GYM and A WORKSHOP TO BUILD SHIT IN. Which is perfect because you have an almost obsessive need to WORK OUT all the time and you definitely dont have a DRINKING PROBLEM. Its a solution, obviously. Did you mention that you build BIONICS/CYBERNETICS? Its a hobby you picked up on Alternia when your PSYCHOTIC EX MATESPRIT RIPPED OFF YOUR ARM AND LEG. Where is this Garden??? Who knows. In order to get in and out you had to PRACTICALLY BEG KNIGHT TO SET YOU UP WITH A TELEPORTER so you could come in and out as you please. You dont understand it and you dont want to try to. At least you have a SICK FUCKING GARDEN with a bunch of REALLY COOL FLOWERS and everything you could ever need. You are a purpleblood who managed to avoid ever being indoctrinated into that PSYCHOTIC CLOWN CULT, and while you dont hate clowns youre definitely predisposed to not like them. Even for a purpleblood you are EXCEPTIONALLY STRONG AND STURDY. Most of your life on Alternia was spent working as a CONTRACTED SOLDIER FOR WHOEVER PAID YOU THE MOST. Which would have been awesome and cool and all if you actually gave yourself the time to enjoy the money you made. Not that any of it really mattered. Due to the aforementioned STUPID FUCKED UP GAME, everyone you know or ever knew is dead and you spent several sweeps COMPLETELY ALONE with NOBODY TO INTERACT WITH OR TALK TO, and it might have fucked you up a little bit. Maybe more than a little bit. You also DONT REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. Even after Knight showed up and helped you get out of that NIGHTMARE, you spent a COUPLE MORE SWEEPS with just his crusty old ass to talk to, and even that was extremely infrequent. He isnt a bad dude, hes actually a really good dude, but hes weird and apparently really old. Nice, but weird, and also GONE ALL THE TIME. Recently you stumbled upon something called CHITTR and have gone a little apeshit on the app. Youve met a lot of RAD MOTHERFUCKERS but youre struggling with being a SOCIAL PERSON despite having spend the last EIGHT SWEEPS practically entirely ALONE. You talk REAL BIG on the internet but when comes down to interacting for REAL... YOU KEEP CHICKENING OUT or getting WAY TOO FUCKED UP and failing to function. You want to HANG OUT WITH THE COOL KIDS and PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR, but so far youve just MADE A FOOL OF YOURSELF many times in main. In reality you want to have friends again, and you refuse to let anything happen to those friends ever again. Even if it means YOU HAVE TO DIE IN THE PROCESS but hopefully thats just you being dramatic and wont be necessary. Your trolltag is abjectDetermination [AD] and you typ3 with thr332 and two2 in plac3 of S and E. wh3n your3 drunk you t3nd to talk in all low3rca23 and forg3t to u23 punctuation and u have t3rible grammr an 2p3ll 2hit wrong 2mtimes oopp2 https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/117430405_P4Vj3hgd0N7uAPb.jpg (( I dont think I ever wrote one of these for Zabrak ever so heres one for Chittrbrak. Another note, if you see Zabrak on mxrp he isnt the same there as he is here. This is a separate canon cause this Zabrak is definitely more unhinged than MainBrak. I hope its good enough and explains a little about Zabrak and why he is the way he is. This will be the last time you ever see me OOC probably maybe bye forever :) )) #substance #substances #violence #gore?
my friennds are so nnice.
Pr3 fight rag3r pr3 fight rag3r pr3 fight rag3r oooooo you wanna go to a pr3 fight night rag3rrr
You 233m pr3tty cool 😎 idk why you wouldn't b3 cool 3nough
Load2 of fun! Nothing b3tt3r than kicking it and g3tting fuck3d up with a bunch of th3 homi32 to 2om3 good tun32
its pretty fun yeah! zabrak throws GOOD ass parties
hell yea dude
24 karat australium labubu has been added 2 ur cart
Hmm.. pr3-fight night rag3r lat3r?
yeh hi :)
Hi Ca2p3r :)
Just wanna post something so my homie Zabrak says hi to me.
xx_da_intimacy_involved_in_puttin_on_sibling's_paint_for_dem.........._chchow_lieks_dat_>3<_xx
See, that's the spirit. Saves me a beam or two.
i'll get back to the "bible posting" in a bit. but also know i'M cookin up soMe FIRE lines in another creative realM! the likes of which will also be useD for slanDer, of course ;o)
Mind control beam but I use it to make you do your damn chores. #mindcontrol #asktotag I suppose
4NYON3 W4NN4 W4TCH 4M3R1C4N DR4GON: J4K3 LONG W1TH M3?
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Lor3 updat3: I li3d
Lor3 updat3: 33py
🌊 Hell yeah babe, y🫧wwu already kn🫧ww🏄
🌊 Chittr time t🫧 get y🫧wwur wwawwve 🫧n🏄
🌊 Oh ww🫧ww that’s like the spitting image🏄
found your hivve https://news.airbnb.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/4/2024/08/21-Polly-Pocket-Icons-Airbnb-Credit-Juan-Navarro-Above-Summit-.jpg
aint we just loopin back 2 troll barbie with that?
i choose to model mahshellf after troll barbie but to each her own
i have it on good authority that all i do is make compelling points
think of it this way, if you saw a cute girl walking around with like 10 plushies, would you think she wasn'T cute? or would you think holy shit that chick is swagged the fuck out
i think dis mite b the beginning of a beautiful friendship 🩷
i THOTsince we prob have da same taste but i wasnt sure super good 2 know tho!!
YEAH omg omg thats so fucking lit ofc troll mr would b tha only cool one ive seen :D
Ahh, shit, mine's a roulette wheel on any given day. Orange, lemon-lime, strawberry daiquiri, lemonade, and pink lemonade come to mind. ... I might like citrus.
I'm so damn picky about my coconut. More for you.
im more a fan of pina colada but i can agree that coconut does fuck on occasion
Just to be clear. My DMs are open. For both business and pleasure.
❥ Gofin 2 thε cupε finkfin aboat cutε gills!! ოaybε Ill havε a nicε drεaო laധl!! ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ｡˚○
despite popular belief, i am not a tragically gorgeous victorian woman. i am in fact from tennessee. i am still tragically gorgeous though
I want to be entirely transparent. If I build a robohand like this, I am absolutely going to use it for unethical purposes. (Read: getting freaky in the club.) #nsfw
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Look at me go. I'm already making friends. Ma would hate being proven wrong.
Accidentally tripped ass over teakettle into an interesting hypothetical challenge.
"She's a whore." She's an engineer that could kill you fifty-seven ways with a wrench. *And* she's a whore. Get it right. #nsfw
My dick has taken me places I would not go with a gun. #nsfw
Gor3gl3 do moob3a2t2 3at flow3r2?
You have been promoted. You are now one of my ELITE EMPLOYEES. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/wait%20what.png https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/you%20have%20been%20promoted.png
Mayb3 a w3ird qu32tion but... Anyon3 got a baby moob3a2t th3yd b3 willing to 23ll m3?
X Nice to meet you too, I’m the local party favour supplier #substance x
I am well, Ms Roxanne. Thank you for asking. I am currently resting as of right now. May I ask how you are faring, this evening?