♣ mediated by @caesarsArmament
HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY.
fun fact. i dont know some colors.
okay, i let that #cronusbabeoff sit a bit longer than i meant to, but the results are in. it wvas a close match, but jane took an early lead and kept it. the handiemaid, the demoness (succubus) is out, and ms. crocker mowves on to the semi-finals! next up... hey, damara, the hell are you still doing here? yep, damara megido, totally different than the handmaid, is up against our 8addie vwriska serket. you already knovw about damz, so lets focus on lil serk. shes 8ratty, shes 8ossy, shes evwerything in-8etvween. she can take charge or get put in her place. wvhether theyre 8-cups or her cups look like an 8, she makes it wvork. does she hawve wvhat it takes to owvercome damara? lets find out! and uhh... lets call that text #nsfwv just to be safe. <3 or <> for vwriska <3< or c3< for damz
im calling it, i dont really care. condy wvins, lamplady doesnt movwe on. sorry toots, youre hot and all, but i wvant the *real* stars competing here. speaking of... god damn. this one hurts. the final match of round 2 in the #cronusbabeoff is... rose lalonde vws kanaya maryam. this ones gotta sting. most of the rosies and kannys iwve seen around this place are divworced, dunno if ivwe seen ewven one happy couple, but this has still gotta be a vweird one. i wvas a lil spoiled for choice for propaganda, so i wvent a lil softer on this one. still #nsfwv, of course. <3 or <> for kanaya <3< or c3< for rose
hmm. something oedipal happened here. the gardener, despite all odds, beats out mommy lalonde. smells fishy to me, but the numbers dont like. the next match up... wvho is this? ms. paint? i dont evwen... ah shit, i shouldwve picked the mail lady. vwhatewver. ms. paint! wversus... her imperious coddamn condescension herself. vwhos it gonna be this #cronusbabeoff? <3 or <> for ms. paint <3< or c3< for condy
G⚣t that Eridan I hate t⚣ squirm under my hand. It wasn't in the way I th⚣ught but it was still satisfying t⚣ see -3- #sicknastysunday #suggestive
The love of a father? Disgusting.
VvAsked my ex why he does the things he does. His answer? "Money and bitches". Gog I cannot till he gets culled by the empire.==
have been calling him my husband and telling people were married. we arent. he hasnt questioned it yet either. for some reason.
In rellated news, if anyone woulld llike to bring some misery to that llittlle wretch Lllevyn, feell free. It woulld really brighten up my day.
wvwhat wvwas it? the tavwern sloppy seconds? the vwillage twvwo wvwheel devwice? something or other you mentioned last time wvwe spoke.
Love when a guy is so closed-minded it almost wraps back around to wokeness
Not to say that everything going on around me is meaningless, but it's completely fucking meaningless. All of this is wrong. This soft, pathetic cushy life is slowly suffocating me and I can feel it getting tighter around my throat as each day passes. It's not fair that I'm forced to let this play out and so I won't let it. If it's bothering me that much, I'm sure it's getting to them too. I'll fix it though. I'll fix everything.
Im glad hes felt the need to make a big ol post about how im a complete moron and a coward and whatever else because publicly humiliating me is more important to him than fixing our issues. At least im trying man!! Gosh he complains about poor communication and then when i do communicate he wont even reply! Whats a guy to do??
I'm not pitchflirting with Hate Bot.
kismesis grindset https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/50a44c53e086.png
Oh, you can read?
wweirdo fish bitches in YOUR area! #EridorkAmpora
Such a shame. Only like 4 fuckable Amporas on chittr dot ing.
how about this your beard makes you look like a massive tool and your control freak tendencies are obvious even through the screen
you're the expert on bad taste, si you'd know
i like seeinng. annythinng you post
ThiS next teSt requireS reactive cOOperatiOn. If yOu can keep aLL fOur reactS even acrOSS the bOarD. YOu wiLL paSS the teSt. Off the recOrD I DOn't think yOu can DO it.
Out here. Describing your bulge. #nsfw
Ugh. Okay okay okay. Listen. @caesarsArmament isn't too bad of a troll. He carries conversation well. He likes barkbeasts. He doesn't flaunt highblood status. He's just a guy. He's a. . . I'm never going to live this down, but I k33p my word. Ugh. He's a catch for someone lucky on #fishingfriday. #wingfish I'm going to go throw up on someone now.
Actually d1e. You /know/ why 1 haven’t f1lled that quadrant. Nobody could poss1bly meet my standards, not to ment1on that requ1res tak1ng attent1on away from danc1ng, and 1’d rather kr1ll someone than do that. 𓂃۶ৎ
as y໑u can see she als໑ just l໑ves thr໑wⓘng ar໑und pⓘtch ⓘnnuend໑ h໑nestly ⓘts kⓘnd ໑f surprⓘsⓘng she has n໑t had that quadrant fⓘlled yet c໑nsⓘderⓘng h໑w blunt she ⓘs ab໑ut ⓘt lmfa໑
*squ1nt* 1 knew my f1ns were 1tch1ng for a reason. You’re talk1ng about me aga1n. *s1111gh* ~ You must have noth1ng better to do w1th your t1me, though, 1 suppose 1 /am/ the best top1c of conversat1on~ 𓂃۶ৎ
spay and or neuter your gutterblood today free at the orphice #nsfww
SOME people need to realize that not EVERY TREND is for them. So they can shut the front door and stop posting stupid fricken hogwash about dudes gussied up as PONIES.