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mama has been real affectionate lately, , , shes really the only creature out here i love, , , #insect #centipedemama
▷vagueposting is for cowards you should be referring to people by name when you publicly threaten them◁
((unrelated to anything but i just had my first ever T shot :3))
<3-They-have-attempted-to-suspend-me-because-I-post-about-women-too-much.-However-through-pure-willpower-i-remain.
(( absolutely losing my shit over everyone getting SO MAD at this baby chick who's just going "cheep cheep cheep cheep" XD
SIDEBAR! sure sure we've all heard the "look at my legislacerator dawg i am going to die" but be so honest. look at my client. how is any of that my fault
I hope you have fun! Good luck! Ego sum ira Domini.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ If you ever have the time. Give a listen to Low Roar. It's a band that's gotten me through some tough times and honestly? They're just dobby. https://open.spotify.com/artist/5WoWlP0ihSFIxnppxjwSgE?si=A7ZZhb2gQAOMLC_W84EL2A ]
My body is a machine that turns Unmedicated Autism into Staring out into space for a concerningly long amount of time
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Met a wandering goldblood. Washed up grubstar, not sure if it was their real name but they went by Clamen Cobble. They seem to think they was real important. ]
Does anyone else have chitinous plates https://64.media.tumblr.com/b7e1f1f307cbbb32c01b15b6fc551ab6/709ce3174b26307d-bb/s1280x1920/ff88d4d23c91cbf0429384c964b96f18fb8581df.png
all my best work is in replies.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA that's all
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BOOFING ZAZA IN THE DESERT WITH MESOPOTAMIAN BASKET WEAVERS WHEN GILGAMESH AND ENKIDU ROLL UP ON OUR SQUAD, TRADE THOSE JUICED UP MUTHAFUCKERS SOME CRYSTALIZED KUSH IN EXCHANGE FOR AN OLD BRONZE LAMP. GIVE THAT BITCH SOME ELBOW GREECE AND A GENIE POPS OUT, DON'T LET 'EM FINISH HIS SENTENCE BEFORE I SHOUT "ROLLEX, ROLLEX, ROLLEX, ROLLEX!!" #substance
the world moves too fast for nesben. nesben fell asleep next to nesbens new pet ice cube and then nesben woke up and it was gone. what the fuck
Me and a friend dressed up for this event or something.x I'm not too big on whatever it is, but it was fun.x https://cdn.xdiscordapp.xcom/attachments/1266536095424708701/1486693191691272352/F52847E8-1782-4289-A791-1CE16501EF45.xpng?yex=69c66e6e&is=69c51cee&hm=c0a279ea2a73dae749244d6d1fb58e2d7021306ddbc67655ae6c881e36dfb3fd&
:33< this is mewre sign to pet a cat
this litErally translatEs to "sugoi yo" https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-26_233148071.png
now i know yall be loving this shit right here L.I.M.P bizkit is right here people in the house put them hands in the air cuz if you dont care then we dont care one two three times two to the six jonesin your fix of that limp bizkit mix so where the fuck you at punk shut the fuck up and back the fuck up while we fuck this track up #lyircsposting
♰ now to listening: living dead troll - troll rob zombie https://open.spotify.com/track/10V8XpuyMoEcSMfM79WDET?si=a489c3b4cb1f47e1 ♰
https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/bandicam%202026-03-26%2023-22-01-924.mp4
ICP "In My Room" still stuck in my head help
yall ever think sometimes
Unter Null /\nd F/\ilure mentions holy shit///
>>| .oh troll signalis. my respects there. by the way, this .albums reminds me .of .and .one group.
hell yeah elite ball knower right here.
I m/\de /\ se\/ere l/\pse in judgement thinking the timeline could h/\ndle /\ b/\nd being n/\med Orgy///
=( I wanted to provide you all with another one of my well received "Atlans Appearances", however, the requested "professional photograph" that was asked of me will not be ready tonight on account of my appointment at the local JC Pennys not being until tomorrow. Instead I offer you this; a wriggler photo of my lusii's species that I've just come across. He hasn't been present for weeks now, but once he returns I promise to take an image of his adult appearance for you all to see. Isn't this cute? https://files.catbox.moe/azsvfv.jpg )
>([o# #ell na# its so over #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/4bab9ca9c9b3.png]
#nowpl/\ying - Stitches by Orgy https://open.spotify.com/tr/\ck/5Y76U25W2U/\ZF9/\wfrF/\oJ?si=\/FH92ubqTgKFBY3Bd/\5mCg///
◁◁ YEA|| ILL ADD T||IS TO T||E PLAYLIST ▷▷
(Take me back to the idyllic time of 2 days ago :(
I Miss Titty Tuesday #nsfw
WHY CAN'T WE ALL #BEKIND TO ONE ANOTHER. I LOVE ALL MY FRIENDS NO MATTER THEIR BLOOD HUES.
I can empathise with you here, my last phone (read: palmhusk) got to a point where the back of its shell was coming off, and the volume button would fall inside the phone, so I'd have to push a needle or paperclip between my phone and its casing (of the phone/palmhusk itself, not like a phone case) and pry the volume button back out. Really fucking annoying. Maybe look for headphones with a volume wheel?
((Transmasc Bros i love u <3))
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I AIN'T ARGUING WITH TROLLS WHO GOT THEM TIG OLE RUMPLESPHERES, LIKE OKAY, WHATEVER YOU SAY BOUNCY CASTLE. #substance
V^ Simultane0usly underwhelmed and 0verwhelmed with life. ^V
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how i feel like replying to someone ive never interacted with bbefore https://file.garden/aReFoSMd7C6GgbbtBB/Untitled1280_20260326201522.png
sometimes i get a tad nervous knowing that im unable to delete any past chittr posts 0_0"
♯17onblack & ♯letitride
:33< acap :33< all cats are purrfect
=( It seems like I can't get my installments to my loyal followers quickly enough. While I sit here at my breakfast table, admiring the view of the early night sky filtering through the glass as iridescent moonlight, a particular #bugs fact stands out to me. Did you know that trolls are not the only species of insect that orients itself through the celestial? Some scarab species navigate using the Sun, Moons, and glow of our neighboring galaxies as a compass. I wonder, perhaps, if they also dream of what waits for them beyond our Alternian atmosphere, and if they qoukd prove fruitful for an endless galactic conquest? This has been insect facts with Atlans. )
=( Good evening, Chittr. I have a busy night of indexing a new influx of beetle carapaces for an upcoming display I'm planning to hang in my entranceway. Entertain me while I sip this evenings tea; is there anything interesting happening in your lives? )
I run on my own clock.x Fuck what the sun says.x
=( I have received my first bug facts request. A loyal follower of mine, @calibratedCalculation , wanted me to lend my knowledge on cockroaches. A tragically misunderstood and unjustifiably hated sect of species indeed; I hold a great deal of empathy for them as a troll also often disliked for no discernible purpose. Cockroaches actually produce antiamoebic as well as antibacterial molecules on their skin, essentially making them extremely clean and resistant to nearly every disease. Common Alternian cockroaches can only carry bacteria about 8 feet on their body before these microbial molecules destroy the bacteria, just like hand sanitizer. If you get sick from a cockroach running amongst your hives, this is far more likely to be because of it tracking around bacteria already native to your living space. This has been the longest bug fact with Atlans yet. )
=( The people demand my facts, so magnificent moth facts I shall provide. Did you know that there are more ways to tell the difference between a moth and a butterfly than just what side of the daynight cycle they fall on? The actual best way to tell the difference betwixt the two is by the antennae. Most butterflies have club-shaped antennae with a little ball at the end, whilst moths' are usually feathery, saw-shaped or taper to a fine point.This has been insect facts with Atlans. )
=( This is a good suggestion. I will be sure to make my next installment about this fantastic and underappreciated set of species. )
HUMAN MUSIC IS THE BEST THING THAT EVER CAME OF OUR BRIEF FEE SWEEPS OF TRADING.
mindfAng is honestly su<h A blue blooded bAddie, duAls<Ar wAs very lu<ky to hAve her in his blA<k quAdrAnt if you Ask me
Your bio is accurate. Do not extrapolate any sort of sarcastic meaning from this message for there is none.
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Watching Tragan *shoot* up the kult score... hrm... https://hammer.ucla.edu/sites/default/files/styles/hero_r_large/public/2025-01/2Columbo.jpg?h=1c93b630&itok=i7vcP3l7 ]
-- Girls Are So So Cool, Troll Google Dot Com Where To Find Girls
=( It seems like photograph are good for engagement. I had the thought, why not combine my two best received genres of posts into one? I have attached an image of one of my beetles from my collection. Isn't he cute? Male stag beetles use their magnificent mandibles as a warning signal to other males, raising them in a defensive or aggressive posture to fight off a contender. They will then use them to wrestle and toss their adversary away. https://i.postimg.cc/LXz88v7r/Screenshot-2026-03-24-at-6-50-33-PM.png )
i l0ve that i d0nt kn0w any0ne here s0 i can just say whatever the fuck <3
ARRIAR — "There's a voice in my head that tells me about the ocean sometimes."
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[never ask a highblood their age] [a teal their salary] [or a piss icarus why they call every long range crit a "kiirkkshot"]
After thorough research, I have come to the conclusion I am a fan of Yaoi. We should have more Yaoi.
nesben is replacing trollgpt ask nesben anything and nesben will respond without drinking any water
lowkey passed mediIical school not to heal trolls but to walk liIike the tuff wiIingbeast doctor https://mediIia1.tenor.com/m/_tnAMIdovWYAAAAd/doctor-piIigeon.giIif
I am legalizing gay marriage again.
does anyone remember soldier purrbeasts? I have ocs. many of them
=( Since things seem to be settled, I've come to reward you another morsel of insect knowledge. Try this one on for size. The hawk moth, or Sphingidae, have a structure in their mouth called a labral pilifer. This allows them to hear ultrasonic sounds, such as a bats echolocation; and this allows them to better avoid predation. They are also cute. This has been insect facts with Atlans. )
-[>jeff the chiller
Timed it haha. Took 2 hours. 48 minutes for. bulge to appear on my. feed after signing. up This place is. crazy man!!! #nsfw
"why do your boyffriends hitt you" BECAUSE I LIKE ITT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE TTWO BUFFFF RAGEBOUND DERSITTE BOYFFRIENDS AND I WANTT TTHEM TTO PUNCH ME
pEEp this shit. rEAl mUsIc. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3yz-Mpj7ns
Gonna hit up the record $tore, hope they got $omething good in $tock (That I don't own already.)
literally never thought anyone would aZK
=[]< rage baiting my fat barkbeast?? more like cranking my fat hogbeast!! #nsfw #truth #crankthathogbrother