YOUR GENEROUS CRITIC
@captiousGestures
ERIDANWEEK IS OVER. ROMANCE REVIEWS ARE BACK ON.
Just learned what a moirail is in technical terms. It's been insinuated to me that human beings, in their social climate, are guilty of blurring the boundary between a friendly and a pale solicitation. I will tell you right now that I believe I have NEVER been guilty of such a transgression. Pity isn't something I tote too much of to start with, let alone a sentiment I pass out to those with which I am hardly acquainted. Also, I don't think I do much pacifying! I don't suppose talking J out of Nacho Libre karaoke very well counts. Experts, you weigh in. I may not have the moiraillegiance gland in my chassis, period!
IN MY EXPERT OPINION, YOU ARE THE TYPE OF PERSON THAT OTHER INDIVIDUALS WITH OVERACTIVE PITY GLANDS WILL FIND THEMSELVES FEELING COMPELLED TO PACIFY. NOT THE PARTY DOING THE PACIFICATION. AND NO THIS IS NOT ME SAYING YOU ARE PITIFUL. THIS IS NOT ME SAYING THAT YOU MAKE SOLICITATIONS BEGGING PEOPLE TO COMFORT YOU EXPLICITLY OR IMPLICITLY. IN VERY SIMPLE TERMS, SOMETIMES A MOIRALLEGIANCE IS AN INDIVIDUAL WITH A HOT TEMPER AND ANOTHER WHO IS MORE CAPABLE THAN OTHERS OF CALMING THAT TEMPER DOWN.
... Oh. Huh. It isn't strictly reciprocal? Ok, I guess that makes me reconsider. I don't know what sort of maniac would be able to take me to task in THAT particular area, though.
Ok, point granted. But doesn't that make me the hypothetically crummy moirail?
ONLY IF YOU ACTUALLY ALLOW A MOIRALLEGIANCE TO BE ESTABLISHED? YOU DON'T SEEM TO HAVE ANY INTEREST IN ONE, THOUGH. AND IF SOMEONE WASTES THEIR PITY ON TRYING TO PACIFY SOMEONE WHO HAS NO INTEREST IN A PALE RELATIONSHIP, THAT'S ON THEM, TO BE HONEST.
A COUPLE OF NIGHTS AGO, I TOOK SOME POLLS TO SEE WHICH PAIRINGS WERE MOST BELOVED BY CHITTR, AND THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN. THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO VOTED. IN AN EFFORT TO #SUPPORTARTISTS AND FEED THE HUNGRY FUJOSHI AND FUDANSHI ON CHITTR, I HAVE COMMISSIONED ART OF THE WINNING PAIRINGS. HERE IS THE FIRST OF THESE COMMISSIONS. THANK YOU TO @oleanderSupernova FOR THIS BEAUTIFUL #YAOI. https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/13/Troll-sasunaru2.png
I ASSUMED THIS WAS GXING TX BE PXSTED ANXNYMXUSLY. - MC Oleana
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?? YOU DIDN'T *SAY* ANYTHING. WHY WOULD I POST A COMMISSION WITHOUT CREDIT? WHAT??
MANY FAMXUS MANGAKA VALUE THEIR ANXNYMITY. I THXUGHT IT... WENT WITHXUT SAYING!!! WHY WXULD I WANT TX BLAST THIS TX MY BUSINESS-FACING ACCXUNT!!! - MC Oleana
OK. I MEAN. I GET THE APPEAL OF ANONYMITY. OBVIOUSLY, I DO. EVEN IF I EDITED YOUR HANDLE OUT OF THE POST NOW THOUGH, COMMENTS ARE FOREVER ON CHITTR.
IN HINDSIGHT, I TOOK THE COWARD'S WAY OUT OF THE TIERMAKER TREND, BUT I WOULD STILL FIND IT VERY DIFFICULT TO USE THE PROVIDED FORMAT TO RANK THE CREATOR PANTHEON, SO I AM USING THIS FORMAT INSTEAD. https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/13/image_2026-04-13_115114010.png
IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF FUCKING MISERABLE RIGHT NOW, BUT THANK YOU.
Huh.
OH. WOW. THE 30TH COMMENT. WHAT A MILESTONE. I WOULD OFFER YOU A PRIZE, BUT THE TERM "RICHER THAN GOD" BECAME OBSOLETE BECAUSE OF YOU, SPECIFICALLY. YOU CAN HAVE A FORTUNE COOKIE OR SOMETHING, BUT YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHAT IT SAYS.
Why am i there??
BECAUSE YOUR SPECIFIC BRAND OF "FUCKED IN THE HEAD" MAKES ME WANT TO STRANGLE YOU, NOT CONSOLE YOU.
Boy howdy dude from the looks of this here post it seems like you wanna do a whole helluva lot more than strangle. Unless its my chicken youre itching to choke!
And i do mean that #nsfw ways. Heh.
SHUUUUT THE FUCK UP. I'M NOT COMING ONTO ANYBODY. THE TIERLIST HAD *TWENTY* INDIVIDUALS TO SORT BETWEEN *FOUR* CATEGORIES, SO I PICKED THE CLOSEST OR MOST PLAUSIBLE OF THE FOUR AS TO NOT EXCLUDE ANYBODY. I'M NOT TRYING TO DO A DAMN FUCKING THING TO YOUR "CHICKEN". #NSFW
I'M GOING TO TRY TO SAY THIS AS GENUINELY AND WITH AS MUCH HELPFUL INTENT AS I CAN SQUEEZE OUT OF MY PUSHER, YOU DON'T WANT TO STICK YOURSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BULLSHIT SITUATION WITH YOUR DEPRESSING ASS ALTERNATE.
IT'S BEEN TWO HOURS. WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL FINDING IT? WHO THE FUCK IS SENDING IT TO THEM? WHY IS MINE THE ONLY LIST ANYONE HAS DECIDED TO TAKE AT FACE FUCKING VALUE? WHAT IF I BLEW ALL OF US UP? #BOMBTHREAT
peØple will take yØu mØre seriØusly if yØu call it a bØmb prØmise.
YOU'RE RIGHT. THANK YOU. AHEM, "I AM GOING TO BLOW US ALL UP. #BOMBPROMISE"
THANK FUCK THE SHELF LIFE OF A CHITT NEVER EXCEEDS AN HOUR. IF THIS WAS GOING TO BE MY WHOLE NIGHT, I WOULD HAVE TO BEAT MY NUGBONE INTO A FINE FUCKING PASTE AGAINST THE NEAREST AVAILABLE BRICK WALL. #GORE
Why. What happened.
Oh. I see.
CAN YOU, LIKE, LOBBY FOR A DELETE BUTTON ON CHITTS? CAN YOU USE YOUR CRAZY INFLUENCE AND SHARED "CEO" STATUS TO PRESSURE CHITTR'S OWNER INTO ADDING A DELETE BUTTON?
if i'm being entirely h0nest i w0uldn't want t0 enter a quadrent with either 0f y0u as it stands. i d0n't see any mutual benefit. 0_0
OK, I TOLD EQUIUS ALREADY, BUT I'M TELLING YOU WITH SIGNIFICANTLY MORE RESPECT, THIS TIERLIST IS *NOT* AN ATTEMPT AT MAKING ANY SORT OF PASS AT ANY PARTY INVOLVED. I'M NOT ACTUALLY *SO* EMOTIONALLY MESSY THAT I HAVE DEEP AND ACTIONABLE ROMANTIC FEELINGS FOR EVERY SINGLE HUMAN AND TROLL PROVIDING BY THE FORMAT FOR THE PURPOSE OF SORTING.
Karaoke time. What are YOU singing? Comment below.
WHITNEY HOUSTON, "I WANT TO DANCE WITH SOMEBODY (WHO LOVES ME)". I DON'T CARE THAT IT IS ENTIRELY OUT OF MY VOCAL RANGE.
THAT'S A WIN FOR SONADOW. FINAL POLL BEFORE THE NUMBER OF USERS ONLINE DIPS TOO LOW TO EVEN BOTHER. <3 - SPIRK <> - DESTIEL <3< - HOUSE X WILSON c3< - JOHNLOCK
alright destiel steamroll these nerds
If House x Wilson doesn't clear, I'm 8om8ing a Chili's.
I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE ME CONFUSED FOR SOMEONE ELSE, *STRANGER I HAVE NEVER MET*.
oh wow youre right my mistake dude i dont know youre nothing like my buddy karkat hes a real asshole with bad breath sorry for the confusion
SO I'VE HEARD. THAT REALLY DOES SEEM TO BE THE GENERAL CONSENSUS, DOESN'T IT? DON'T WORRY, I WON'T TAKE OFFENSE THIS TIME TO BEING MISTAKEN FOR SUCH A CONTENTIOUS FIGURE.