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@captiousGestures

ALL ROMANCE REVIEWS ARE ON HOLD WHILE I PARTICIPATE IN A ONE WEEK WRITING CHALLENGE.

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THOUGH I HAVE ABSTAINED FROM ATTENDING THE IN-PERSON EVENTS OF #ERIDANWEEK AFTER THE UNFORTUNATE SITUATION I FOUND MYSELF CAUGHT UP IN DURING THE FIRST NIGHT, NOTHING IS QUITE SO VALUABLE TO AN AUTHOR AS LIFE EXPERIENCE. I'VE BEEN PERSONALLY ASSURED THAT EXTRA SAFETY MEASURES ARE BEING IMPLEMENTED IN THE INTEREST OF MAKING SURE EACH EVENT IS MORE EXCITING AND RESULTS IN FEWER CASUALTIES THAN THE LAST. THE RISK I'M TAKING IS CALCULATED, AND HOPEFULLY, I'M NOT THAT BAD AT MATH. #IWANTCANDY

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hahaha yes this is awwesome lookin forwward to it mysterious anon

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omg YUS!!!! dw the generosity critic we r gonna make sure youre MEGA PROTECTED

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HATE THAT I EVER POSTED THAT AT ALL. RELIEVED THAT CHITTR LITERALLY NEVER EXCEEDS MY EXPECTATIONS. #MYSPHERESARESAFE

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LAST DUMBSHIT IMPULSE POST I MAKE BEFORE I LOG THE HELL OFF. IF I WAKE UP TO 1000 KULT (NOT FUCKING HAPPENING), I'LL POST SPHERES.

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Just saw this.

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OCCASIONALLY I WILL GET THE URGE TO DO SOMETHING EXTREMELY PETTY AND MESSY, BUT THEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM 12 SWEEPS OLD. DON'T GET ME WRONG, I AM INDEED STILL A VERY PETTY TROLL, BUT I DO EXERT THE BARE MINIMUM AMOUNT OF EFFORT NOT TO START USELESS FIGHTS OVER MADE UP PROBLEMS.

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At Least There Is No Outward Penalty For Thoughtcrime

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WHEN YOU'RE GETTING NEEDLESSLY WORKED UP ABOUT SOMETHING THAT LITERALLY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU, SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO AGGRESSIVELY CHANT "WHO CARES WHO CARES WHO CARES WHO CARES" UNTIL THE MOMENT SAFELY PASSES YOU BY.

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AND THANK FUCK FOR THAT.

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Remember Your Sweeps Of Training Completely Random Stranger

PRESSING THIS BUTTON IS THE WORST THING YOU COULD POSSIBLY DO FOR YOUR SANITY. IF THERE'S A VOICE IN YOUR HEAD TELLING YOU TO PRESS THIS BUTTON, TO SEE HOW BAD IT COULD POSSIBLY BE THIS TIME, DO NOT LISTEN TO THAT VOICE. YOU NEED TO KILL THAT VOICE. NOTHING GOOD WILL EVER COME OF PRESSING THIS BUTTON. #VAGUEPOST https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/04/02/Screenshot-2026-04-02-231517.png

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Was It Callie’s Account?

I GENUINELY DO NOT KNOW WHO THAT EVEN IS.

I Wish I Were You.

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oi???

I CAN SAY WITH NINETY-EIGHT PERCENT CERTAINTY THAT THEY WERE NOT REFERRING TO YOU. I'M PRETTY SURE THEY MEAN THE SEADWELLER WHOSE PROFILE PICTURE IS SO SIMILAR TO THEIR OWN THAT IT TOOK ME UNTIL READING THAT COMMENT AND TAKING A BRIEF, CONFUSED SCROLL DOWN THE TIMELINE TO REALIZE THEY ARE, IN FACT, TWO DIFFERENT TROLLS.

NO PROGRESS SO FAR ON THE PITCHFIC. I'M TORN BETWEEN TWO OPTIONS, BUT EVERY TIME I TYPE UP A CHIT TRYING TO ASK FOR A SECOND OPINION, I FEEL THE BURN OF BILE RISE FROM MY ACID TRACT INTO MY PROTEIN CHUTE. THIS HAS HAPPENED SIX TIMES. I'LL JUST FLIP A FUCKING CAEGER ABOUT IT.

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4s 4 fellow pitchfic 4uthor,,,, i could give you some pointers!!!!

WELL, SEE, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT SCENARIO I WANT TO WRITE. MY OBSTACLE HERE IS DECIDING WHICH OF MY CAST OF TWO I AM MEANT TO PUT IN WHICH ROLE.

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gotch4. if you give me context 4 them i could tell you wh4t i think

YOU SEEM LIKE A GENUINELY NICE TROLL. I WOULD FEEL BAD MAKING YOU AN ACCOMPLICE TO THIS. WHAT I AM WRITING IS X READER RPF FOR THE ERIDANWEEK WRITING CHALLENGE. THE CHARACTERS ARE [READER INSERT] AND ERIDAN AMPORA, AND I NEED TO DECIDED WHO IS PITCHBAITING WHOM INTO PERFORMING AN AGGRESSIVE KABEDON.

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4hhhh,,,, i see!!!! person4lly,,,, i think erid4n is more likely to pitch88. he''''s 4lw4ys 8een slimy,,,, underh4nded,,,, 4nd desper8. the 4ver4ge re4der wouldn''''t 8e 48le to comp4re,,,, so it might lower m4ss 4ppe4l if the re4der insert role isn''''t rel848le enough.

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THAT IS AN EXCELLENT POINT. I HADN'T CONSIDERED THAT ANGLE. I WAS LEANING TOWARDS THAT ANSWER ANYWAY BECAUSE I ASSUMED THAT MORE PEOPLE WOULD PREFER TO AGGRESS HIM THAN WOULD PREFER TO BE AGGRESSED BY HIM. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ADVICE.

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IT WOULDN'T BE A WRITING CHALLENGE IF I WASN'T FASHIONABLY LATE ON AT LEAST ONE PROMPT. I'M THROWING THESE TAGS AT THE TOP AS TO NOT CATCH ANYONE TOTALLY OFF GUARD. #VIOLENCE #GORE #ANGST. AND A SPECIAL THANKS TO @twinArmaggetfucked [DAY THREE: WHUMP] A GLOWING WHITE BLUR, STARK AGAINST A BACKGROUND OF VOID. THE GIRL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD, BUT NOW HER BRIGHT AND BURNING GAZE IS BACK ON HIM. IT'S THE SAME LOOK SHE GAVE HIM JUST BEFORE SHE'D DIED. BEFORE HE'D KILLED HER HIMSELF. HE'D DISPATCHED HER SO EASILY THE FIRST TIME. A FLICK OF HIS WRIST. A HOLE IN HER GUT. HE'S TOO SHOCKED TO TRY IT AGAIN. SHE CLOSES THE DISTANCE SO FAST. HIS FEET ARE ANCHORED TO THE GROUND. SHE'S DISARMED HIM BEFORE HE CAN REACT. THERE'S NOTHING BUT OPEN SPACE ALL AROUND THEM, BUT NOWHERE HE CAN RUN. THE ONLY SOUND IN THE WHOLE WORLD IS THE REVVING OF HER CHAINSAW. HE FEELS IT ALMOST SOONER THAN HE HEARS IT. THE CUT ISN'T CLEAN. IT'S NOT LIKE A BLADE. IT'S A RIPPING, TEARING SORT OF WEAPON. EVERYTHING IS LOUD AND EVERYTHING IS WHITE AND EVERYTHING IS BURNING. HE JOLTS UPRIGHT IN HIS RECUPERACOON. HIS HANDS GRASP AT HIS GUT. HIS PUSHER BEATS IN HIS EARS. THE WORLD SPINS AROUND HIM. HE'S IN ONE PIECE. FUCK. HE SINKS BACK INTO THE SLIME. THE SOUND OF THE CHAINSAW STILL ECHOES IN HIS PAN AS HE CLOSES HIS BULBS AGAINST HER AFTERIMAGE. HIS FINGERS FOLLOW THE JAGGED PATH OF THE OLD SCAR. HOW MANY SWEEPS HAVE TO PASS BEFORE TIME DULLS THE MEMORY? HOW MANY DAYMARES WILL LEAVE HIM SWEATING AND SHAKING IN HIS COCOON BEFORE HIS BODY ACCEPTS THAT IT ISN'T IN DANGER? NEARBY, HIS PALMHUSK LIGHTS UP WITH A NOTIFICATION. IT'S SOMETHING STUPID. HE CATCHES THE TIME ON THE SCREEN. IT'S ONLY 2PM. HE GROANS AND KNOCKS THE BACK OF HIS PAN AGAINST THE EDGE OF HIS COCOON. IT SEEMS HE'S IN FOR ANOTHER SLEEPLESS DAY. #ERIDANWEEK #RPF

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INCREDIBLY HIGH PRAISE, COMING FROM YOU. THANKS.

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I'M GLAD YOU THINK SO. OF EVERYONE WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS, YOU WERE THE ONE I WAS MOST WORRIED MIGHT FIND THIS DISTASTEFUL. IT'S A RELIEF TO SEE MY WORRIES WERE UNFOUNDED.

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Beautifully written; very evocative.

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fr0m me? i'm flattered. i didn't kn0w y0u were such a big fan, an0nym0us critic. if y0u want my aut0graph, just say the w0rd.

OH. WOW. AN AUTOGRAPH FROM THE SOLLUX CAPTOR. I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE EVER RECEIVED AN HONOR SO HIGH. EXCUSE ME WHILE I VACATE MY BLADDER IN PURE EUPHORIA. #PISS I GUESS.

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we sh0uld all c0nsider 0urselves lucky i have en0ugh restraint and shame n0t t0 tell a stranger where i'd prefer his piss t0 end up instead. #piss #nsfw if y0u squint.

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Then For What Its Worth I Must Say I Found The Amount Of Pity Woven Between Your Words To Be Of A Decidedly Tasteful Amount

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You Can Definitely Tell It Does Exist Though However Thats All Ill Say #postingvaguely

I COULDN'T POSSIBLY KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, BUT I AM GOING TO RESPECTFULLY DENY ALL ALLEGATIONS.

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Oh Im Sure

AT ANY ERIDAN STILL READING MY CHITTS EVEN AFTER YESTERNIGHT'S PROMPT, I AM ABOUT TO START WRITING FOR THE "WHUMP" PROMPT, BUT I'M FEELING SIGNIFICANTLY LESS SPITEFUL TONIGHT, SO I WILL LET ONE OF YOU PICK WHICH INSECURITY OR TRAGIC EVENT YOU WILL BE WRITTEN TO BE WALLOWING IN. IF AN ERIDAN FAILS TO SPEAK UP, I WILL BE LETTING SOLLUX DECIDE. #ERIDANWEEK

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if n0ne 0f them say anything i'll write this 0ne f0r free.

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[[one of the tragedies of a muse who thinks hes anonymous is that i cant have him post selfies. i fucking love making character art for my muses but its also extremely funny to me for him to think hes flying entirely under the radar

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AS PREVIOUSLY STATED, YES I VALUE MY ANONYMITY, AND NO SHARING PERSONAL ANECDOTES ABOUT MY LIFE ISN'T CONDUCIVE TO THAT CAUSE. BUT I STILL WANT TO MAKE IT KNOWN THAT THERE'S A GUY IN MY NOTIFS WHO I HAVE PREVIOUSLY OINKBEAST-TIED, OR AT THE VERY LEAST A VERSION OF HIM. GOOD TIMES.

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THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR PATIENCE. HERE'S THE CUCKOLD BULLSHIT. [DAY TWO: CUCK CHAIR. VOLUNTARILY FEATURING @terminallyCapricious#2753] THE POSITION MIGHT BE AS EMBARRASSING FOR YOU AS IT IS FOR YOUR MATESPRIT. NO, NOT THE CLOWN UNDERNEATH YOU WITH A BRUISING GRIP ON YOUR HIPS. YOUR MATE IS THE VIOLET SITTING A FEW FEET AWAY, FULLY CLOTHED, ROUND EYES DARTING DOWN FROM YOUR FLUSHED FACE TO THE FAT PURPLE BULGE RUTTING ITSELF BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS. YOU CAN'T SEE THE EXPRESSION OF THE TROLL BEHIND YOU, BUT YOU'RE SURE HE'S GOT THE MOST INSUFFERABLE FUCKING SMILE PLASTERED OVER HIS DUMB FACE. INSTEAD, YOU WATCH ERIDAN SQUIRM IN PLACE, THIGHS SQUEEZING TOGETHER AND CLAWS DIGGING INTO THE UPHOLSTERY. "fEeLs GoOd As FuCk…" LONG FINGERS MOVE FROM YOUR HIP TO YOUR BULGE, AND YOU CAN'T HELP BUT TO BUCK UP INTO THEIR LOOSE GRIP. ERIDAN'S EYES ARE DRAWN FROM HIS MATE'S BULGE IN ANOTHER TROLL'S HAND TO A SPOT OVER YOUR SHOULDER, AND YOU CAN GUESS FROM THE SHIFT IN HIS EXPRESSION THAT GAMZEE IS HOLDING EYE CONTACT. "AiN't ThAt ShIt FeEl GoOd FoR yOu, BrOtHeR? bEsT gEt YoUr BeLiEvE oN tHaT i'Ll Be mAkInG yOu FeEl MoRe MoThErFuCkInG bLiSs ThAn ThAt LiTtLe FlUsHfLiNg Of YoUrS eVeR dId." WHATEVER YOU MEANT TO RESPOND WITH, YOUR WORDS CATCH IN YOUR CHUTE AS GAMZEE'S FINGERS DIP INTO YOUR NOOK. THE NOISE YOU MAKE IS PATHETIC, AND ERIDAN'S FINS TWITCH WHEN THEY CATCH IT. HE CAN'T KEEP HIS HAND FROM DROPPING TO HIS LAP TO PALM HIS NEGLECTED BULGE THROUGH HIS PANTS. "ShHiIiT… yOu'Re AlReAdY dRiPpInG fUcKiNg WeT. tHiS cUtE nOoK oF yOuRs Is ReAl ExCiTeD fOr SoMe GoOd PrOpEr AtTeNtIoN. yOuR iTtY bItTy MaTe JuSt IsN't EnOuGh FoR yOu, Is He? WeLl YoU dOn'T gOtTa WoRrY aBoUt ThAt NoW. i'Ll Be SuRe To KeEp YoU sOmE fRiEnDlY cOmPaNy." HIS "FRIENDLY COMPANY" FILLS YOU TO BURSTING AND KNOCKS THE BREATH OUT OF YOUR BELLOWSACS. #IMCOMING #ERIDANWEEK #RPF #ERIDANXREADER #GAMZEEXREADER #NSFW #CUCKOLDRY

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im blushing 0///////v///////0 KUDOS! ❤︎⁠

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wOw.

i'm sPeEcHlEsS MoThEr fUcKeR.

WELL, THANK YOU FOR MUSTERING UP ALL OF FIVE WORDS TO SAY SO. I'M NEVER DOING THAT AGAIN. YOUR QUIRK IS A PAIN IN THE BULGE TO HAVE TO TYPE IN.

i'm sOrRy bRoThEr i'm jUsT FuCkInG SpEeChLeSs tHaT YoU AcTuAlLy dId iT. sHiT I ThInK I'M GoNnA FrAmE ThIs sHiT On mY HiVe wAlL.

I WOULD MAKE AT LEAST A TOKEN EFFORT TO DISSUADE YOU, BUT YOU CAN DO WHATEVER NONSENSE YOU WANT IN YOUR OWN HIVE. AT LEAST YOU'RE BEING A GOOD SPORT ABOUT IT.

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HOW DO I BRIBE MORE TROLLS TO TAKE PART IN THE WRITING CHALLENGE?

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AS IF. EVERYONE FEELS SOOO SAFE BEHIND THE SCREENS OF THEIR PALMHUSKS. I WOULD JUST BE AN IDIOT SHOUTING USELESSLY INTO THE VOID.

?isnt it his week? you SHOULd be nice to ERIdAN on #ERIdANWEEK i think

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i w0uld.

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YES. IT IS INDEED #ERIDANWEEK. THAT'S WHAT THE WRITING CHALLENGE IS FOR. AND TODAY'S WRITING PROMPT IS "CUCK CHAIR." #NSFW

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FANTASTIC. DM ME YOUR RATES.

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ohhhhhhh okay uhm once uPon a time there was a troll NAMEd ERIdAN and he sat on a chair whenever he sat on the chair he WOULd go !UCK! because it hurt to sit in one night someone else TRIEd to sit in his sPecial chair ERIdAN SCREAMEd "NO WWAIT THATS THE UCK CHAIR" but it was too late the STUPId troll HAd sat in the uck chair. CUCKEd by his own chair the Poor SEAdWELLER hung his HEAd in shame ANd dRAGGEd his feet with one last dESPAIRING look back he dIdNT look back in anger though no instead he TURNEd ANd SAId "you knoww wwhat? I'll make my owwn wweek and i wwill call it eridanwweek" ANd thus #ERIdANWEEK was CREATEd .the ENd. #nsfw #ERIdANWEEK #uckchair

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OK, SURE, I'LL TAKE IT. HOW MANY CAEGER DO YOU WANT?

a THOUSANd [:F

EXORBITANT. I'M SENDING YOU 200.

!WOW 200 WHOLE CAEGARS! thank you you really are generous

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YOU KNOW WHAT, ACTUALLY? I'M SURE I'M NOT THE ONLY TROLL IN A FUCKING MOOD AFTER DAY ONE. IF YOU WANT TO FEATURE AS THE "BULL" CUCKING ERIDAN, I WILL BE TAKING VOLUNTEERS. #ERIDANWEEK #NSFW

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hEy. HoNk.

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+ow strange

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lets not be rash

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ohi my ggohgnfvd

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there wwere twwo prompts can wwe just maybe consider the other one it is not my fuckin fault that shit hit the breeze blender last night ok

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AND WE HAVE OUR VOLUNTEER. DON'T COMPLAIN TO ME LATER IF YOU DON'T LIKE HOW I'VE WRITTEN YOU. I WILL BE TAKING MANY CREATIVE LIBERTIES.

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i jUsT ThOuGhT ThIs wAs tHe fUnNiEsT MoThEr fUcKiNg i eVeR SeEn. YoU CaN Do wHaTeVeR YoU WaNt bRoThEr. Go cRaZy.

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THE SECOND PROMPT IS "FUDANSHI THRONE." IT'S THE SAME DAMN THING. IT JUST PAINTS YOU AS MORE OF A DEGENERATE PERVERT.

DIED AT #ERIDANWEEK. GOT REVIVED. CURRENTLY NURSING THE WORST GODDAMN MIGRAINE THAT HAS EVER PLAGUED A NON-GOLD THINKPAN. THIS IS THE STATE IN WHICH I WILL BE FULFILLING THE CUCK CHAIR PROMPT FOR DAY TWO. SOME OF YOU MAY "CATCH STRAYS." I REFUSE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THIS. #NSFW

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(Uh) Me too

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WE ARE ALL GLAD TO HAVE YOU BACK IN ONE PIECE, TROLL BRUNO MARS.

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And I'd Risk It All to stay back (Ooohhhh), totally anonymous literary reviewer (Brrrrah)

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YES #IMCOMING TO #ERIDANWEEK BUT I GREATLY VALUE MY ANONYMITY, SO I WILL SIMPLY BE ANOTHER FACE IN THE CROWD. IF YOU FEEL INCLINED TO TRY TO LOOK FOR ME, DON'T.

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I'VE COME TO REALIZE I MISREAD THE CHARACTER LIMIT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE WAS AN EXTRA ZERO? I CAN GENUINELY POST 16K CHARACTERS AT A TIME? I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN TRUSTED WITH THIS POWER, BUT NOW THAT I HAVE, IT WILL BE EVERYONE'S PROBLEM.

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oh no...

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I AM OVERFLOWING WITH EXCITEMENT FOR TOMORROW'S PROMPT, AND YOU SHOULD BE TOO. @caligulasAquarium_9845 https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/30/IMG_8660.jpeg

@gardenGamma[GG]

THE GOOD NEWS FOR EVERYONE HERE IS THAT LONG ASS POSTS TAKE MUCH MORE TIME TO WRITE THAN THEY DO TO READ. MY ABILITY TO FLOOD YOUR FEED WITH PEAK LITERATURE HAS BEEN NERFED BY THIS THING I LOATHE TO CALL "MY WPM."

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[PART TWO] THERE’S ROOM ENOUGH IN THE PILE FOR BOTH OF YOU, BUT JUST BARELY. EVERY SPOT WHERE HIS BODY IS PRESSED TO YOUR OWN FEELS COMFORTING AND COOL, SOOTHING THE HEAT THAT HAD BUILT UP JUST UNDER YOUR SKIN. YOU RESIST THE URGE TO PRESS YOUR BURNING CHEEK TO HIS CHEST. YOU’VE ALREADY DEBASED YOURSELF ENOUGH TONIGHT. “you really shouldnt a run off like that" "WHAT, YOU WANTED ME TO DIG MY HEELS INTO THE GROUND AND DRAG EVERYONE INTO ANOTHER HALF HOUR OF POINTLESS BACK AND FORTH?" "but you wwerent evven wwrong though and you wwould havve heard me tell them as much if youd stayed" YOU DON'T SAY ANYTHING TO THAT, BUT HE SEEMS TO BE ABLE TO HEAR HOW LOUDLY YOU'RE THINKING. "if cant trust me to havve your back then wwhat am i supposed to do you didnt evven come to me yourself i had to come find you" HE'S RIGHT, AND OF COURSE HE KNOWS HE'S RIGHT. "I'M SOR–" "stop i didnt come to get an apology from you i came to make sure youre okay" YOUR TEETH DIG INTO YOUR LIP AS HIS COOL FINGERS WIPE AT YOUR WET CHEEKS. "so are you okay" YOU'RE BETTER NOW THAT HE'S HERE, BUT YOU DON'T TELL HIM THAT. YOU JUST NOD. "good" YOUR EXHAUSTED PAN STARTS TO SLOW AS YOUR MOIRAILS FINGERS COMB THROUGH YOUR HAIR IN CALM, SHORT STROKES. YOUR EYELASHES ARE STILL DAMP, BUT YOUR CHEEKS ARE MORE OR LESS DRY WHEN YOU FINALLY SUCCUMB TO THE URGE TO REST THEM AGAINST HIS CHEST. THE STEADY PUMPING OF HIS PUSHER LULLS YOU THE REST OF THE WAY TO SLEEP. #IMCOMING #ERIDANWEEK #RPF #ERIDANXREADER #PALEROMANCE

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people dont write palerom enough this was so so so refreshing and i loved your take on eridan here YOURE BETTER NOW THAT HES HERE, BUT YOU DONT TELL HIM THAT. YOU JUST NOD. "good" i am obsessed with how we can tell we the reader and eridan have been moirails for so long that he doesnt need to press us for more information to make sure he just sees our emotions and knows that its time to pet our hair and give us pale comfort that really made me smile 0v0 KUDOS! ❤︎⁠

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THANK YOU. I WOULD ALMOST GO SO FAR AS TO CALL PALEROM MY SPECIALTY, BUT THAT WOULD IMPLY A LESSER PROFICIENCY WITH THE OTHER THREE QUADRANTS. I AM SIMPLY VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT ALL TYPES OF ROMANCE.

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[PART ONE] YOU SQUEEZE YOUR GANDERBULBS SHUT, TRYING TO BLINK AWAY THE TEARS BLURRING YOUR VISION. YOU HATE THAT YOU CRY WHEN YOU’RE ANGRY. YOUR BULBS STING FROM THE SALT, AND YOUR WHOLE FACE BURNS FEVERISHLY HOT. YOU DON’T WANT ANYONE TO SEE YOU LIKE THIS, SO YOU HOLE YOURSELF AWAY IN A FAR CORNER OF YOUR UNLIT RESPITEBLOCK. NOT LIKE ANYONE IS COMING TO FIND YOU. NOT AFTER HOW YOU KILLED EVERYONE’S MOOD AND STORMED OFF. STILL, YOU’RE HALF BURIED IN YOUR MOST COMFORTING PILE IN SOME DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO HIDE YOUR SHAME FROM THE WORLD. YOU DON’T SEE THE VERTICAL SLICE OF OFFENDING LIGHT VIOLATE YOUR SAFE HAVEN AS IT SLOWLY GROWS AND QUICKLY SHRINKS, BUT YOU DO HEAR THE CLICK OF YOUR DOOR RETURNING TO ITS RIGHTFULLY SHUT STATE AFTERWARD. INSTINCTIVELY, YOU SHRINK IN ON YOURSELF. IF YOU HAD WANTED TO BE FOUND, YOU WOULDN’T BE HIDING. AS YOUR INTRUDER’S STEPS DRAW CLOSER, YOU CAN FEEL YOURSELF BRISTLING, ANGER COILING UP TIGHTLY, READY TO LASH OUT VIOLENTLY AT ANY SECOND. “are you really hidin after all that?” HIS TONE FALLS SOMEWHERE BETWEEN ANNOYED AND CONCERNED, BUT IT MELTS ALL YOUR TENSION AWAY IMMEDIATELY. YOU LIFT YOURSELF JUST SLIGHTLY OUT OF YOUR PILES SWEET EMBRACE TO TURN YOUR WATERY GAZE ONTO YOUR MOIRAIL. IF ANYONE WAS GOING TO SEE YOU LIKE THIS, AT LEAST IT WAS HIM. #IMCOMING #ERIDANWEEK #RPF #ERIDANXREADER #PALEROMANCE

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Yo... this is my ancestor (Uh!) Eridan Wweek!

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IN ORDER TO KEEP UP WITH A MUCH TIGHTER #ERIDANWEEK TIMELINE THAN ORIGINALLY ANTICIPATED, I AM PUSHING BACK MY REVIEW OF “MIDNIGHT RAIN” TO PARTICIPATE IN THE WRITING CHALLENGE. AS DEEPLY TALENTED AS @archiveAddict IS, I CANNOT IN GOOD CONSCIENCE ALLOW HER TO CARRY THE WHOLE EVENT ON HER SHOULDERS ALONE. THE PROMPT I PICKED WAS “PALE.” DUE TO CHARACTER RESTRICTIONS, MY SUBMISSION WILL BE POSTED IN TWO PARTS. #IMCOMING

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i cant wait to read it thank you so much for joining me and sharing in this #eridanweek with me #imcoming 0///v///0

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OH, NO, IT IS ENTIRELY MY PLEASURE. #IMCOMING

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#NOWPLAYING https://open.spotify.com/track/4bJygwUKrRgq1stlNXcgMg

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There's a sick orchestral version of this that just came out last week on youtube.

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OH FUCK, REALLY?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaGNhFtjaHk Yeah!

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#NOWPLAYING THIS ACTUALLY. THANK YOU.

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Happy to share!

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