♦ pitied by @captiousGestures
conquerin entire planets is still easier than talkin to girls
im actually fuckin shakin shittin an throwwin up bile evverywwhere simultaneously because a guy wwith a microbang cucked me
god damnit. again! READ egbert it's a primarily text based medium!!!
it's over
i have GOT to fucking check who is posting before i click spoiled images.
HXW TX DELETE SXMEXNE ELSE'S CHITT - MC Oleana
T-t-thank you Rankmaid-sama it's not.. it's... this isn't my... Forget my face, please. Thank you. - MC Oleana
WAIT...ARGH!!! NX!!!! DELETE DELETE DELETE WHERE IS THE DELETE BUTTXN THAT MAKES NX SENSE - MC Oleana
This Rankmaid individual appears to be remarkably popular, and as I scroll through her posts I am able to see why that is. Her posts seem to fit the general attitude of this site very well and I can appreciate that! Even if reading them seems to make my eyes glaze over and every part of my body feel a way I am finding impossible to describe and I am also getting a little lightheaded. I've lost my train of thought as I was typing this.
I CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE.
everyone post their chittr hear me outs no one get mad but mine is unchained eridan i said dont get mad also slenderman (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, hear me out, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
alright destiel steamroll these nerds
COMMA IN UNEDITABLE COMMENT. MY QUIRK. MY FUCKING QUIRK. I'M DESCENDING INTO INSANITY. #LETSALLSEPPUKU #THATMEANS #SUICIDE
I AM NOT SEX YACHTING WITH THE OTHER CREATORS IT IS A SIMPLE BIRTHDAY PARTY THERE ARE AGENTS OF DISCORD ACTIVELY WORKING TO BESMIRCH MY GOOD NAME you know what. I'm going to calm down. It's fine. I'm an adult. #nsfw
I'm not saying that I've had personal experience with this. This was just a hypothetical that I am in no way claiming as a real thing I have had actually had to deal with that was an aggravating exercise in restraint. I cannot 8e more clear a8out this point, 8ecause I don't need anyone to interrog8te me a8out any theoretical "quadrant drama" I definitely have not 8een in. If I did, and if it was, yes, I imagine it would 8e an unsatisfactory 8itch of a situation.
I would say the most frustr8ting quadrants to vacill8te 8etween would 8e ashen and 8lack. You're already trying to keep two parties from 8ecoming mortal enemies tearing each other apart, it 8ecomes even more of an issue when you find yourself una8le to remain impartial when one of them is genuinely making you want to pull your hair out. I am trying to *help* you and you want to try to shift our relationship towards kismesisitude?? When I have had personal experience with how 8adly you are at managing your own hatred so much that we've entered a quadrant a8out it? It is a new level of antagonism that could lead to further escalation in the ashen quadrant in order to further get a rise out of you from your hateful solicitor.
ok wwell time to die for my sins or wwhatevver the fuck https://files.catbox.moe/ynuq4u.jpg #eridanwweek #gettingnailed #gore
theres no subvversion on this one guys jane is genuinely goin to crucify me #eridanwweek #someonehelpme #justkidding #nobodycan
I'm not s)(ore w)(at to tell my moirail. #glubposting
O)( my cod. My pan.
what happened (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #eridanweek, #iwantcandy, hello, can anyone hear me, where am i right now, who am i, archive rating: 🍭)
i survived the plappening at #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #iwantcandy, #nsfw, archive rating: 🍭)
ii thinbgk i have a concussion my spheres are vvery sore and i cant really remember anything other than hatesnogging troll bruno marss murderer last night tthat was insane (tags: The Rankmaid/Juju, #nsfw, #icame, #eridanweek, #iwantcandy, #idontwantanymorecandyplease, archive rating: 🍭) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de89e459278e.jpeg
you were there captious gestures?
gomen for being away today i was getting treatment post #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, Rankmaid-sensei, my face, heal me, #gore, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/92341f3ed4c1.png
Actually No I Cant Grapple With This Right Now I Need To Try And Become Unconscious As Rapidly As Possible So Goodbye
There Is Truly No Good Reason For Me To Awake Right Now
I Wish I Were You.
nno
can evveryone stop doin fucking terrorism at my wweek you guys its rude as shit #eridanwweek
I just corrected twenty two wine-inspired typos. You praise me too much.
Wait. Don't credit us on this. Oh, great.
fucked up that taking tr0ll xanax at #eridanweek just s00thed my anxiety instead 0f getting me high. i can't have shit. #substance
Im learning new sensations at #eridanweek!
Yo... this is my ancestor (Uh!) Eridan Wweek!
s0metimes i delude myself int0 thinking i have even the slightest chance with any 0f the bad bitches 0n my tl and then i remember what i l00k like.
NOTE TO SELF: IT IS MORE PLEASURABLE TO PLUCK ONE’S OWN EYES OUT WITH A CULLING FORK AND FEED THEM DIRECT TO IMPERIAL DRONES THAN LISTEN TO A DAVE STRIDER SPECIAL PLAYLIST.