@carbolicGalvanologist — #mrnobody
WE'RE LITERALLY AT NEAR-CAPACITY. THE FIRST ONE THROUGH THE DOOR GETS THE GOLDEN FUCKING HONKBEAST. EVERYONE AFTER THAT CAN FIGHT AND KILL EACH OTHER FOR THE WAITLIST. BUT SERIOUSLY, DON'T WORRY. I PLAN ON SHOWING THIS ONE AGAIN NO MATTER WHAT. PROBABLY AT A LATER TIMELINEZONE, ANYWAY. YOU KNOW, FOR ANYONE IN BILIOUS STANDARD TIME OR SIMILAR. MR. NOBODY, ASSHOLES. THE FLAGSHIP PRIDE OF MY CURATED COLLECTION. #GETIN. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY #MRNOBODY
THIS WILL BE THE FINAL ADVERTISEMENT. THE FINAL. FUCKING. ADVERTISEMENT. UNTIL I START ACTUALLY SENDING OUT THE LINK. TONIGHT AT THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB, WE WILL BE WATCHING MY FAVORITE FILM. MY FAVORITE. FUCKING. FILM. THE 2009 SPONGE-BENDING PANFUCK ROMANCE OF ALL TIME, MR. NOBODY. I'M GOING TO GIVE A BIT OF A WARNING WITH THIS ONE. IT'S DENSE. IT'S SERIOUS. RATED R MOSTLY FOR SEXUAL CONTENT AND SOME EMOTIONALLY ABDOMINAL SAUSAGE-RENDING SCENES, BUT THE REAL THING YOU NEED TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT IS THAT IT'S A HUMAN FRENCH FILM. IN ENGLISH, BUT IT STILL READS LIKE A HUMAN FRENCH ...Read more
IF YOU SEE THIS POST MULTIPLE TIMES, NO, IT IS NOT ANOTHER FUCKING TIME RECURSION. BUT I *AM* CHITTING THIS FROM INSIDE OF MAIDJAIL. WHICH I HAVE RE-ENTERED. VOLUNTARILY. BECAUSE I NEED A FUCKING NAP, AND I DON'T WANT ANY FORCE IN THIS OR ANY UNIVERSE TO GET IN THE WAY OF THAT, RIGHT NOW. I AM CALLING THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB TO ACTION. YES. RIGHT AFTER COMING BACK FROM TROLL EDO. I NEED THIS. LET ME HAVE THIS. WE WILL BE WATCHING MY FAVORITE FILM. MY FAVORITE. FUCKING. FILM. THE 2009 SPONGE-BENDING PANFUCK ROMANCE OF ALL TIME, MR. NOBODY. I'M GOING TO GIVE A BIT OF A WARNING...Read more
IF YOU SEE THIS POST MULTIPLE TIMES, NO, IT IS NOT ANOTHER FUCKING TIME RECURSION. BUT I *AM* CHITTING THIS FROM INSIDE OF MAIDJAIL. WHICH I HAVE RE-ENTERED. VOLUNTARILY. BECAUSE I NEED A FUCKING NAP, AND I DON'T WANT ANY FORCE IN THIS OR ANY UNIVERSE TO GET IN THE WAY OF THAT, RIGHT NOW. I AM CALLING THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB TO ACTION. YES. RIGHT AFTER COMING BACK FROM TROLL EDO. I NEED THIS. LET ME HAVE THIS. WE WILL BE WATCHING MY FAVORITE FILM. MY FAVORITE. FUCKING. FILM. THE 2009 SPONGE-BENDING PANFUCK ROMANCE OF ALL TIME, MR. NOBODY. I'M GOING TO GIVE A BIT OF A WARNING...Read more