@carbolicGalvanologist — #getin
SIGH. OKAY. I GUESS THIS IS FUCKING HAPPENING, NOW. MY LEAST ENTHUSIASTIC #GETIN OF ALL TIME, TRULY. #ABCC-PST #ABCC-CHATTR
ATTENTION, WORTHLESS SHITMONGRELS OF CHITTR DOT ING. THIS IS THE LEADER OF #ABCC SPEAKING. ONCE AGAIN, DESPITE ALL MY CAREFUL INSTRUCTIONS, THE STEWARDSHIP OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB AND ALL ITS GLORY FALLS TO ME. WHICH I'M HONESTLY FINE WITH, BECAUSE WHO BUT THE LEADER OF FUCKING EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME IS GOING TO GET ANYTHING DONE AROUND HERE IF I DON'T LEAD BY EXAMPLE. SO PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO WHAT I SAY AND HOW I SAY IT. I WILL BE HOSTING THE #ABCC-PST #WATCHPARTY OF: SHERLOCK GNOMES. I KNOW. I WOULD HURL MYSELF HORNFIRST INTO THE OPEN HOPPER OF A WOODCHIPPER BEFORE I SAT...Read more
IT'S BEEN A MINUTE SINCE I DID THIS. HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHITGLOBES, ARE YOU IN FOR ONE. AHEM. ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CHITTRLINGS. THIS IS THE LEADER OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB SPEAKING. LET'S JUST TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE SOMETHING. IT'S BEEN A DAMN LONG WAY HERE. FROM SHITTY, IMPROMPTU WATCH PARTIES THAT CLAWED THEIR WAY OUT OF THE DIGITAL LOAM LIKE THE DAYWALKERS OF YORE TO THE SINGLE MOST ACTIVE TAG I'M DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR, #ABCC HAS BEEN A WILD FUCKING RIDE. SO WILD THAT AGAINST MY BEST WISHES, THOUGH I FOUGHT TOOTH AND NAIL TO HANG ONTO MY SWEET, ...Read more
LAST CALL, EVERYONE. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY TOLIGHT. 7 PM PST, AS ALWAYS. IF YOU'VE ALREADY RSVP'ED, JUMP IN VIA THE LINK ON THE ORIGINAL CHITT IF YOU HAVEN'T YET. IF YOU HAVEN'T, FEEL FREE TO FILL IN THE EXTRA SEATS IF WE HAVE ANY. IF WE START TO EXCEED CAPACITY, STAY IN THE CHAT WHILE WE OPEN ANOTHER ROOM. AND I SWEAR ON THE MOTHERGRUB'S FAT FUCKING DERRIERE, IF ANYONE STARTS GETTING ALL NOBLE AND THREATENING TO FALL ON THEIR OWN SICKLE TO GIVE SOMEONE A SPOT, I'LL SCREAM YOUR ASS OUT OF EXISTENCE. LET US HANDLE IT. SEE YOU THERE. #GETIN.
THIS IS AN #ABCC #WATCHPARTY REMINDER FROM THE LEADER OF YOUR LOCAL INDEPENDENT THEATER, KARKAT VANTAS. IF YOU WANT TO RSVP FOR THIS WIPE'S MOVIE, DO SO ON THE ORIGINAL CHITT, LINKED BELOW. #GETIN. REMEMBER THAT TONIGHT IS OPTIONAL #SUBSTANCE NIGHT. FUCK YOUR PAN UP RESPONSIBLY, IF YOU'RE JOINING US. THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. AS YOU WERE, YOU FUCKS.
ATTENTION, FECKLESS INGRATES OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB. THIS IS YOUR LEADER SPEAKING. I'M PUTTING IN MY TWO WIPES. AS IN I NEED TWO WIPES OFF WHERE I'M NOT EXPECTED TO DO JACK MAGGOTY SHIT SO I CAN TIDY UP THE MOTHERGRUB OF ALL LOGISTICAL MESSES ON MY END HERE. THIS IS, IN FACT, AN OFFICIAL #ABCCLEADERSHIP REQUEST. OH, COME ON. IT'S LITERALLY JUST TWO MORE WIPES OF PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN. WHAT, LIKE IT'S FUCKING HARD. MAKE A CHITT. COLLECT RSVPS. 7 PM PST. RAMBLE A LITTLE TO ANNOY CASPER. PIRATES FOUR AND FIVE. PLAY SOME DUMBFUCK GAMES AFTER, BECAUSE NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABO...Read more
LAST CALL, EVERYONE. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY TOLIGHT. 7 PM PST, AS ALWAYS. IF YOU'VE ALREADY RSVP'ED, JUMP IN VIA THE LINK ON THE ORIGINAL CHITT IF YOU HAVEN'T YET. IF YOU HAVEN'T, FEEL FREE TO FILL IN THE EXTRA SEATS IF WE HAVE ANY. IF WE START TO EXCEED CAPACITY, STAY IN THE CHAT WHILE WE OPEN ANOTHER ROOM. AND I SWEAR ON THE MOTHERGRUB'S FAT FUCKING DERRIERE, IF ANYONE STARTS GETTING ALL NOBLE AND THREATENING TO FALL ON THEIR OWN SICKLE TO GIVE SOMEONE A SPOT, I'LL SCREAM YOUR ASS OUT OF EXISTENCE. LET US HANDLE IT. SEE YOU THERE. #GETIN.
DON'T ANY OF YOU SAY A WORD ABOUT THE FUCKAWFUL TIMING OF THIS CHITT. THERE ARE TIME DILATION DEAD ZONES HERE ON THE MOON LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE. BE GRATEFUL THAT YOU'RE GETTING ONE OF THESE AT ALL. AHEM. ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CINEMANIACS. THIS IS KARKAT VANTAS, LEADER OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB, HERE TO ANNOUNCE THAT THIS WIPE'S #abcc #WATCHPARTY (TO THE SURPRISE OF ABSOLUTELY NO ONE) WILL BE: PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLD'S END (2007). IT'S STILL PIRATE PERIGEE, MOTHERFUCKERS. IT'S STILL GOING. REALLY, WHAT THE FUCK NEEDS TO BE SAID. IT'S THE TRUE CULMINATION OF THE...Read more
THIS IS AN #ABCC #WATCHPARTY REMINDER FROM THE LEADER OF YOUR LOCAL INDEPENDENT THEATER, KARKAT VANTAS. IF YOU WANT TO RSVP FOR THIS WIPE'S MOVIE, DO SO ON THE ORIGINAL CHITT, LINKED BELOW. #GETIN. THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. AS YOU WERE, YOU FUCKS.
I KNOW. IT'S LAST-MINUTE. FUCK OFF IF YOU'RE MAD ABOUT IT. I'VE HAD A HELL OF A WIPE. ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CINEMANIACS. THIS IS KARKAT VANTAS, LEADER OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB, HERE TO ANNOUNCE THAT THIS WIPE'S #ABCC #WATCHPARTY WILL BE (BY LOUD AS FUCK POPULAR DEMAND): PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN'S CHEST (2006). I KNOW WHAT SOME OF YOU ARE THINKING. "IS ABCC JUST GOING TO BE ALL PIRATES, NOW. HAVE YOU FULLY SOLD OUT, KARKAT. IS TROLL BOB IGER BEHIND A CURTAIN SOMEWHERE, SLIPPING YOU A BOONBUCK TO JUST PLAY EVERY SINGLE MOVIE FROM THIS FUCKASS FRANCHISE." MY ANSWER IS ...Read more
LAST CALL, EVERYONE. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY TOLIGHT. 7 PM PST, AS ALWAYS. JUMP IN ON THE ORIGINAL CHITT IF YOU HAVEN'T YET. IF WE START TO EXCEED CAPACITY, STAY IN THE CHAT WHILE WE OPEN ANOTHER ROOM. AND I SWEAR ON THE MOTHERGRUB'S FAT FUCKING DERRIERE, IF ANYONE STARTS GETTING ALL NOBLE AND THREATENING TO FALL ON THEIR OWN SICKLE TO GIVE SOMEONE A SPOT, I'LL SCREAM YOUR ASS OUT OF EXISTENCE. LET US HANDLE IT. SEE YOU THERE. #GETIN.
THIS IS AN #ABCC #WATCHPARTY REMINDER FROM THE LEADER OF YOUR LOCAL INDEPENDENT THEATER, KARKAT VANTAS. IF YOU WANT TO RSVP FOR THIS WIPE'S MOVIE, DO SO ON THE ORIGINAL CHITT, LINKED BELOW. #GETIN. THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. AS YOU WERE, YOU FUCKS.
LAST CALL, EVERYONE. WE'VE GOT AT LEAST TWO OR THREE OPEN SPOTS LEFT. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY TOLIGHT. 7 PM PST, AS ALWAYS. JUMP IN ON THE ORIGINAL CHITT IF YOU HAVEN'T YET. IF WE START TO EXCEED CAPACITY, STAY IN THE CHAT WHILE WE OPEN ANOTHER ROOM. AND I SWEAR ON THE MOTHERGRUB'S FAT FUCKING DERRIERE, IF ANYONE STARTS GETTING ALL NOBLE AND THREATENING TO FALL ON THEIR OWN SICKLE TO GIVE SOMEONE A SPOT, I'LL SCREAM YOUR ASS OUT OF EXISTENCE. LET US HANDLE IT. SEE YOU THERE. #GETIN.
THIS IS AN #ABCC #WATCHPARTY REMINDER FROM THE LEADER OF YOUR LOCAL INDEPENDENT THEATER, KARKAT VANTAS. IF YOU WANT TO RSVP FOR THIS WIPE'S MOVIE, DO SO ON THE ORIGINAL CHITT, LINKED BELOW. #GETIN. THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. AS YOU WERE, YOU FUCKS.
ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CINEMANIACS. THIS IS KARKAT VANTAS, LEADER OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB, HERE TO ANNOUNCE THAT THIS WIPE'S #ABCC #WATCHPARTY WILL BE: PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL (2003). LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT PIRATES OF THE FUCKING CARIBBEAN. IT IS MORE THAN THE RICH VEIN OF MEMEABLE CONTENT SO MANY HAVE MADE IT OUT TO BE. MORE THAN HUMAN DISNEYSLOP. MORE THAN THE AGREEABLE, PALATABLE, FUN FOR THE WHOLE HIVEHOLD SHIT IT MIGHT SOUND LIKE COMPARED TO SOME OF OUR OTHER PICKS. AND AS IF IT NEEDED ANY MORE ENDORSEMENT, IT'S FAR MORE THAN A FLICK F...Read more
LAST CALL FOR THE LAST LIGHT OF SINGIN' IN THE RAIN (1952), EVERYONE. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY TOLIGHT. 7 PM PST, AS ALWAYS. JUMP IN ON THE ORIGINAL CHITT IF YOU HAVEN'T YET. IF WE START TO EXCEED CAPACITY, STAY IN THE CHAT WHILE WE OPEN ANOTHER ROOM. AND I SWEAR ON THE MOTHERGRUB'S FAT FUCKING DERRIERE, IF ANYONE STARTS GETTING ALL NOBLE AND THREATENING TO FALL ON THEIR OWN SICKLE TO GIVE SOMEONE A SPOT, I'LL SCREAM YOUR ASS OUT OF EXISTENCE. LET US HANDLE IT. SEE YOU THERE. #GETIN.
LAST CALL, EVERYONE. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY TOLIGHT. 7 PM PST, AS ALWAYS. JUMP IN ON THE ORIGINAL CHITT IF YOU HAVEN'T YET. IF WE START TO EXCEED CAPACITY, STAY IN THE CHAT WHILE WE OPEN ANOTHER ROOM. AND I SWEAR ON THE MOTHERGRUB'S FAT FUCKING DERRIERE, IF ANYONE STARTS GETTING ALL NOBLE AND THREATENING TO FALL ON THEIR OWN SICKLE TO GIVE SOMEONE A SPOT, I'LL SCREAM YOUR ASS OUT OF EXISTENCE. LET US HANDLE IT. SEE YOU THERE. #GETIN.
THIS IS AN #ABCC #WATCHPARTY REMINDER FROM THE LEADER OF YOUR LOCAL INDEPENDENT THEATER, KARKAT VANTAS. IF YOU WANT TO RSVP FOR THIS WIPE'S MOVIE, DO SO ON THE ORIGINAL CHITT, LINKED BELOW. #GETIN. BUT OF COURSE, I CAN'T BLAST A REMINDER WITHOUT A SHOUTOUT. CHECK THE FUCKING BADGE. I THINK IT'S @imJunior'S BEST WORK, YET. #HELLFUCKINGYES. WE DID IT, CHITTR. WE FUCKING BUILT SOMETHING. NOW #GETIN HERE AND BUILD IT HIGHER. THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. AS YOU WERE, YOU FUCKS.
ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CINEMANIACS. THIS IS KARKAT VANTAS, LEADER OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB, HERE TO ANNOUNCE THAT THIS WIPE'S #ABCC #WATCHPARTY WILL BE: SINGING IN THE RAIN (1952). YES, I'M AWARE THAT THIS ONE IS FAR, FAR MORE DATED THAN ANYTHING WE'VE SHOWN THUS FAR. THE IPAD WIGGLERS AMONG YOU MAY THRASH AND WRITHE IN UNDERSTIMULATION. BUT NOT ONLY IS THIS FILM ONE OF THE MOST HIGHLY ACCLAIMED MOVIES, MUSICAL FILMS, AND BONA-FIDE ROMANCES IN CINEMA HISTORY — IT'S ALSO AN AUDIENCE REQUEST FROM A SUSPICIOUSLY WEALTHY PATRON WHOSE NAME RHYMES WITH CACAO. AND HERE AT ABCC, WE RESPECT T...Read more
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. ALRIGHT, I'LL ADMIT IT. I KIND OF DROPPED THE FUCKING BALL, HERE. WHICH IS THE ULTIMATE PARTY FOUL IN MY LINE OF WORK. BUT IT'S ALREADY BEEN A HELL OF A WIPE, SO YOU'LL GET WHAT I FUCKING SERVE YOU. FOR THIS AUDIENCE SUBMISSION WIPE, I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT *ONE* OF THE MOVIES WILL BE. I'D *LIKE* TO WARN THE USUAL SOPORIFIC DULLARDS ABOUT WHAT'S COMING FOR THEM ON FRIDAY, BUT I CAN'T. APPARENTLY, FUTURE KARKAT IS WARNING ME THAT I'M GOING TO BE UNAVAILABLE THAT DAY FOR SOME INSCRUTABLE, TIME-BLOCKED REASON. OMINOUS AS FUCK, BUT THERE'S NO POINT IN PRYING. JOIN US TOLIGHT AT...Read more
ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CHITTRLINGS. THIS IS YOUR RESIDENT CINEMA SNOB, SPEAKING. IT IS THAT TIME, ONCE AGAIN. TIME TO GET FUCKING CRAZY WITH IT. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY TOLIGHT AT 7 PM PST. WE'RE WATCHING "THE IMAGINARIUM OF DOCTOR PARNASSUS (2009)" AGAIN, AND THIS TIME, WE'RE DOING IT HARD. WE'RE DOING IT LOUD. WE'RE DOING IT FUCKING LIVE. WE'RE DOING IT WITH (OPTIONAL, OPTIONAL, EXTREMELY FUCKING OPTIONAL) SUBSTANCES AT #SUBSTANCE NIGHT. BRING YOUR OWN BULLSHIT (BYOB), AS USUAL. IF YOU HAVEN'T RESERVED YOUR TICKET AT THE ABCC MIDDLE PRONGSTUBS S-LIST BOX OFFICE, DO SO NOW OR BE SHUNTED FROM MY CINEM...Read more
THE PROJECTOR ROLLS IN TEN. TOLIGHT, WE ARE WATCHING "THE IMAGINARIUM OF DOCTOR PARNASSUS." #GETIN WHILE YOU STILL CAN. https://hyperbeam.com/i/CAwkR-n7
IT'S THAT TIME OF WIPE AGAIN, YOU NEEDY BASTARDS. AND BY THAT, I MEAN I SHOULD HAVE CHITTED THIS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WIPE AND DIDN'T BECAUSE WORK WAS GRINDING ME INTO CULLPASTE. IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER #ABCC #WATCHPARTY. HELL YES. HELL FUCKING YES. THIS WIPE'S FEATURE IS GOING TO BE ANOTHER PAN-BOGGLER. ANOTHER SPONGE-WRINGER. A PHANTASMAGORIC BULB-CANDY BUFFET FROM TROLL TERRY GILLIAM OF MONTY PYTHON AND BRAZIL FAME. A ROMANCE THAT'S GOT SO MUCH GOING FOR IT, I WON'T EVEN BOTHER TRUNCATING MY WHOLE SPIEL HERE. THIS WIPE AT ABCC, ON 7/15 AND 7/17 AT 7 PM PST, BOTH DAYS, WE'RE WATCHING THE 2...Read more
AT LONG LAST, IT'S ALMOST TIME. IT'S THE END OF THE WIPE. YOU'VE FOUGHT. YOU'VE WEPT. YOU'VE RUN YOUR BLOODY STRUTPODS RAGGED AND CROSSED THAT FUCKING FINISH LINE WITH NOTHING IN THE TANK. SO EVERYBODY GET OUT OF YOUR FUCKING WAY, BECAUSE YOU'VE EARNED THIS. IT'S #SUBSTANCE NIGHT AT #ABCC. (OPTIONAL. OPTIONAL. OPTIONAL. CAN'T STATE THIS ENOUGH. OPTIONAL. SIT THIS ONE OUT IF YOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLE OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE.) IF YOU HAVEN'T CAUGHT ONE OF THE *THREE* (YES, THREE. HOLY FUCKING SHIT, WE ARE *SO* FUCKING BACK) #WATCHPARTY SHOWINGS HOSTED BY MYSELF OR @carcinoGeneticist#2443 THIS WIPE, T...Read more
TOLIGHT, AT #ABCC. HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE #WATCHPARTY. FIGHT FOR THE LAST SPOT. SHOW ME SOME BLOOD. #GETIN, ASSHOLES. https://hyperbeam.com/i/qdBKVZVz
YOU THOUGHT ME GONE. YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD SILENT. GROUND INTO MULCH UNDER THE HEEL OF MY RESPONSIBILITIES TO THE TIME ASSHOLE MAFIA. THAT I HAD LEFT MY THRONE, THE ONE I CARVED OUT OF THE RAW, PRIMORDIAL SHITSLUDGE OF THIS UNCULTURED WEBSITE WITH MY TEETH, CLAWS, AND GODTIER TASTE IN ROMANTIC CINEMA, TO COLLECT DUST, COBWEBS, WINGBEAST SHIT, AND LIMESCALE. WELL GUESS WHAT, ASSHOLES. YOU THOUGHT WRONG. IT'S BACK. IT'S FUCKING BACK. AND THIS TIME, IT'S HERE TO STAY. STARTING 7/8, THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB IS BACK. THE BEST ROMANCES, ROMANCE-ADJACENT FLICKS, AND BARELY JU...Read more
WE'RE LITERALLY AT NEAR-CAPACITY. THE FIRST ONE THROUGH THE DOOR GETS THE GOLDEN FUCKING HONKBEAST. EVERYONE AFTER THAT CAN FIGHT AND KILL EACH OTHER FOR THE WAITLIST. BUT SERIOUSLY, DON'T WORRY. I PLAN ON SHOWING THIS ONE AGAIN NO MATTER WHAT. PROBABLY AT A LATER TIMELINEZONE, ANYWAY. YOU KNOW, FOR ANYONE IN BILIOUS STANDARD TIME OR SIMILAR. MR. NOBODY, ASSHOLES. THE FLAGSHIP PRIDE OF MY CURATED COLLECTION. #GETIN. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY #MRNOBODY
#GETIN. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY