@carbolicGalvanologist — #nsfw
Continuing the history of Uesugi Karkat from the Onnagata era: The Pre-Restoration Troll Edo period of East Alternia was marked by rising agitation against global Imperial rule. This rising sentiment of rebellion (believed by many to be directly affected by rising rebellious philosophy begun in the West, though it is the view of this Foundation that such a political response was merely an emergent school of thought from a coincidental, equifinal era) surfaced in the culture of Grabuki theater through bold stories of rebellious, lowblooded heroes stirring unrest against what they saw as an oppressive re...Read more
LET IT STAND. LET THE RECORD STAND. LET IT NEVER BE SAID THAT I AM INCAPABLE OF A GESTURE OF PUBLIC AFFECTION. EVEN A #NSFW ONE. MAYBE EVEN A #NSFC ONE. FUCK IT. I HAVE THE GLOBES TO SHOW OFF #MYMATESPRIT. MY MATESPRIT IS THE FUCKING BEST. THIS IS FOR HIM. ONE LIKE = ONE BITE MARK. I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO ADD MORE AT MY DISCRETION.
REPOSTING THIS CHITT WHERE IT CAN BE SEEN. #NSFW ATTENTION @BULGECURATOR. THIS IS ONE OF YOUR FOLLOWERS SPEAKING. IT IS *WITHIN* THE BOUNDARIES OF YOUR NEWFOUND ADHERANCE TO THIS DOGMATIC, SPHINCTER-CLENCHING PROFESSIONALISM THAT I REMIND YOU THAT WE HAVE AN *UNRESOLVED* MUTUAL CHITTR MILESTONE REWARD TO FOLLOW UP ON. IN FACT, IT WOULD BE SUPREMELY FUCKING *UNPROFESSIONAL* IF YOU FAILED TO DELIVER ON A CHITTR PROFILE-RELATED MILESTONE PREDICATED ON THE SUPPORT OF YOUR READERS, WHO ARE *MUCH* LESS INCLINED TO SUPPORT YOUR CHITTR — THE CHITTR THAT *YOU* CLAIM TO MAINTAIN IN THE NAME OF YOUR EMPRESS...Read more
SO THE #SMASHORPASS PROTOZOA HAS EVOLVED BEYOND ITS PESTILENT, PRIMORDIAL ORIGINS AND BECOME A FULL-ON CACOPHONOUS CRY FOR ATTENTION WHERE EVERY INDIVIDUAL REPROBATE CAN JUST HOLD UP A SIGN WITH THEIR NAME ON IT AND THE #NSFW TAG, BAWL MISERABLY INTO THE VOID, AND RECEIVE ALL THE SLIMY, FOUL-SMELLING PRAISE AND REJECTION THEY CAN SHOVEL INTO THEIR MEALGASH. IN-FUCKING-CREDIBLE. CULTURE AT ITS FINEST. JUST TO BE CLEAR. THIS IS NOT A CHITT ASKING FOR THAT. EVEN IF IT IS APPROPRIATELY TAGGED. SO KEEP YOUR GRIMY, UNWASHED OPINIONS OFF OF MY CHITT. YOU SICK FREAKS.
BLEARY-BULBED. CONGEALING BACK INTO CONSCIOUSNESS LIKE HOT SEWAGE THROUGH A SIEVE. ON THE RAZOR'S EDGE BETWEEN MERCILESS LIFE AND THE WELCOME REPRIEVE OF DEATH. TURNING ON EVERY SERVER IN MY HIVE TO TRY AND PREVENT THE TOTAL SYSTEM FAILURE OF HATE BOT AT THE MOST UNGODLY HOURS OF THE DAY RAISED THE TEMPERATURE OF MY HIVE TO BE HOTTER THAN THE SURFACE OF THE FUCKING SUN. I AM TEARING OFF EVERY ARTICLE OF CLOTHING BUT THE BARE BULGECHAFING MINIMUM. I TRULY DO NOT GIVE A THERMONUCLEAR FUCK IF THIS IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION. #NSFW, IF IT MATTERS SO FUCKING MUCH. I AM MELTING LIKE A GRUBSICLE. I AM RENDER...Read more
EVERYWHERE I LOOK TONIGHT, IT'S #BREEDING THIS, #BREEDING THAT. #BREEDING ACROSS THE WHOLE BULB-SEARING EXPANSE OF THIS FERMENTING #NSFW WASTELAND, STRETCHING TO THE BURNING HORIZON. LET ME BE ABUNDANTLY FUCKING CLEAR: THERE IS NO #BREEDING HAPPENING, HERE. I AM BREEDING DISCONTENT. I AM BREEDING CONTEMPT. COPIOUSLY. VIGOROUSLY. WITH EVERY WIRE-TAUT FIBER IN MY HATE-FILLED CORPUS. TO DEATH.
ON A TWIN LUNAR PHASIC SWOOP, I'LL FUCK *ANYTHING.* I'M A STREET CREATURE. I'M SMOKING ON THE MOST HIVESHIT, GRUBFESTERING, GUTHOSE-DISEMBOWLING, CROTCH-BLISTERING *UNFORTUNATE* SHIT YOU'VE EVER HAD THE DISPLEASURE OF JAWING ON. THIS EDIBLE HAS A *PULSE.* #NSFW #SUBSTANCE
I WENT GRIMDARK A LONG TIME AGO. PUSSY BOY WANTED CULLBEEF WITH ME OVER GALACTIC ACQUISITION. CALLED HIS MATESPRIT OVER AND PUT TEN IMPERIAL METRIC LENGTH UNITS ON HER FOREHEAD LIKE THE GENETIC DESCENT OF "TROLL JESUS." THE #SUBSTANCE WILL HAVE YOU IN PURGATORY, SCREAMING FOR ETERNITY. YOU WILL RELIVE EVERY KEY MISTAKE YOU'VE EVER MADE IN YOUR LIFE. OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. #NSFW
SHORTY LOOKS SO GOOD I USED HER GENESLIME AS CHITTERTHING BOIL. I PAIL LIKE IT'S FOR #SURVIVAL. AS IF IT'S THE LAST SIP OF WATER I'LL EVER GET. GRUBSCARS VISIBLE, GANDERBULBS SHOT, THRUSTING AWAY. #NSFW
THE SOPOR GOT ME MOVING LIKE A CLAYMATION FIGURE. MONEY LONGER THAN THE CONFESSION ACCOUNT'S DMS. I'M SO VIOLENT AND SICK IN THE NUG, I CAN'T TELL IF I WANT TO KILL MY OPPS OR #FUCK 'EM. #NSFW #BUTIDOMEANIT. I HAVE NO MORALS OR BELIEF SYSTEM. I HAVE NO SPIRITUALITY OR ANYTHING THAT GIVES MY LIFE MEANING OR STRUCTURE. THEY ASKED ME TO CULL, I DO IT. I HAVE NO CHARACTER.
THIS LUGER WILL SEND A JUGGALO STRAIGHT TO HELL. PACKED HER WASTECHUTE SO TIGHT SHE PUSHED OUT A PEARL. GOT THE REGISTERED GOD PARTICLE IN MY DEX. #NSFW
I HAVE MADE MY PEACE WITH IT. BY THE TREACHERY OF THESE BRANCH-SWINGING, SIMIAN-MORPHOLOGICAL, POCKMARKED ALIEN *HUMANIMALS* WHO WERE IN MY HIVE EARLIER TODAY, I HAVE INGESTED AN AMOUNT OF #SUBSTANCE THAT COULD UNIRONICALLY MAKE ME ONE WITH THE FUCKING UNIVERSE. I MAY DO SOMETHING. EMBARRASSING. AS EVERY TROLL, REGARDLESS OF CASTE OR CREED, HAS THE CAPACITY TO DO. I DO NOT EXPECT YOUR FORGIVENESS. WHAT I DEMAND IS YOUR FOREWARNING. OOOOOOOOUHHHHH, FUCK. #SUBSTANCE #NOWAITALREADYSAIDTHAT #DEFINITELY #NSFW #THERE IS NO RULING THAT OUT FOR SURE #UH #EXPONENTIALLYMOREGRANDIOSETHOUGHTSONTH...Read more