@carbolicGalvanologist — #watchparty
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#ABCC #WATCHPARTY #SUBSTANCE NIGHT. GET IN. REST OF THE INFO'S HERE. NOT REPEATING MYSELF AGAIN. JUST FUCKING READ. [ https://hyperbeam.com/i/cZxBRjnH ]
ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CHITTRLINGS. THIS IS YOUR RESIDENT CINEMA SNOB, SPEAKING. IT IS THAT TIME, ONCE AGAIN. TIME TO GET FUCKING CRAZY WITH IT. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY TOLIGHT AT 7 PM PST. WE'RE WATCHING "THE IMAGINARIUM OF DOCTOR PARNASSUS (2009)" AGAIN, AND THIS TIME, WE'RE DOING IT HARD. WE'RE DOING IT LOUD. WE'RE DOING IT FUCKING LIVE. WE'RE DOING IT WITH (OPTIONAL, OPTIONAL, EXTREMELY FUCKING OPTIONAL) SUBSTANCES AT #SUBSTANCE NIGHT. BRING YOUR OWN BULLSHIT (BYOB), AS USUAL. IF YOU HAVEN'T RESERVED YOUR TICKET AT THE ABCC MIDDLE PRONGSTUBS S-LIST BOX OFFICE, DO SO NOW OR BE SHUNTED FROM MY CINEM...Read more
BEHOLD. THE PREMIERE BULLSHIT THAT COMES OOZING OUT OF #ABCCAFTERHOURS WHEN NONE OF US HAVE ANYTHING OF MEANINGFUL SUBSTANCE TO SAY. YEAH, YEAH, I WISH I COULD SCHEDULE THESE WHEN IT ISN'T WAY TOO DISGUSTINGLY LATE TO HAVE A DISCUSSION, TOO. SOME OF US HAVE FULL-TIME JOBS. AND I MEAN *FULL* FUCKING TIME. LITERALLY FOR ALL TIME. EVER. FUCK YOU. THANKS FOR JOINING TOLIGHT'S #WATCHPARTY. I'LL SEE THE REST OF YOU ON FRIDAY. UNFORTUNATELY.
THE PROJECTOR ROLLS IN TEN. TOLIGHT, WE ARE WATCHING "THE IMAGINARIUM OF DOCTOR PARNASSUS." #GETIN WHILE YOU STILL CAN. https://hyperbeam.com/i/CAwkR-n7
IT'S THAT TIME OF WIPE AGAIN, YOU NEEDY BASTARDS. AND BY THAT, I MEAN I SHOULD HAVE CHITTED THIS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WIPE AND DIDN'T BECAUSE WORK WAS GRINDING ME INTO CULLPASTE. IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER #ABCC #WATCHPARTY. HELL YES. HELL FUCKING YES. THIS WIPE'S FEATURE IS GOING TO BE ANOTHER PAN-BOGGLER. ANOTHER SPONGE-WRINGER. A PHANTASMAGORIC BULB-CANDY BUFFET FROM TROLL TERRY GILLIAM OF MONTY PYTHON AND BRAZIL FAME. A ROMANCE THAT'S GOT SO MUCH GOING FOR IT, I WON'T EVEN BOTHER TRUNCATING MY WHOLE SPIEL HERE. THIS WIPE AT ABCC, ON 7/15 AND 7/17 AT 7 PM PST, BOTH DAYS, WE'RE WATCHING THE 2...Read more
AT LONG LAST, IT'S ALMOST TIME. IT'S THE END OF THE WIPE. YOU'VE FOUGHT. YOU'VE WEPT. YOU'VE RUN YOUR BLOODY STRUTPODS RAGGED AND CROSSED THAT FUCKING FINISH LINE WITH NOTHING IN THE TANK. SO EVERYBODY GET OUT OF YOUR FUCKING WAY, BECAUSE YOU'VE EARNED THIS. IT'S #SUBSTANCE NIGHT AT #ABCC. (OPTIONAL. OPTIONAL. OPTIONAL. CAN'T STATE THIS ENOUGH. OPTIONAL. SIT THIS ONE OUT IF YOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLE OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE.) IF YOU HAVEN'T CAUGHT ONE OF THE *THREE* (YES, THREE. HOLY FUCKING SHIT, WE ARE *SO* FUCKING BACK) #WATCHPARTY SHOWINGS HOSTED BY MYSELF OR @carcinoGeneticist#2443 THIS WIPE, T...Read more
TOLIGHT, AT #ABCC. HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE #WATCHPARTY. FIGHT FOR THE LAST SPOT. SHOW ME SOME BLOOD. #GETIN, ASSHOLES. https://hyperbeam.com/i/qdBKVZVz
FOR 7/8 — 7/10'S #ABCC #WATCHPARTY, WE WILL BE WATCHING: HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE (2004), FROM STUDIO GHIBLI. YES, I'M USING ITS RIDICULOUSLY TRUNCATED HUMAN NAME, SINCE MOST OF THE TIME ALL I CAN EVER FIND ARE THE HUMAN VERSIONS OF THESE MOVIES, ANYWAY. AS PER A CONVERSATION I HAD WITH A CERTAIN SWORD-SWINGING SAVANT I RESPECT, SOME MOVIES ARE SMART. SOME MOVIES ARE FUN. NOT ALL MOVIES ARE BOTH, BUT THIS ONE IS. FEW CAN DISPUTE THE CULTURAL FUCKING POWERHOUSE THAT IS HUMAN HAYAO MIYAZAKI, AND OF THE INNUMERABLE TITLES LAUNCHED FROM THE MIGHTY MOVIE CANNON POSITIONED AT THE HIGHEST MORTAR TOWER OVER AT STU...Read more
YOU THOUGHT ME GONE. YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD SILENT. GROUND INTO MULCH UNDER THE HEEL OF MY RESPONSIBILITIES TO THE TIME ASSHOLE MAFIA. THAT I HAD LEFT MY THRONE, THE ONE I CARVED OUT OF THE RAW, PRIMORDIAL SHITSLUDGE OF THIS UNCULTURED WEBSITE WITH MY TEETH, CLAWS, AND GODTIER TASTE IN ROMANTIC CINEMA, TO COLLECT DUST, COBWEBS, WINGBEAST SHIT, AND LIMESCALE. WELL GUESS WHAT, ASSHOLES. YOU THOUGHT WRONG. IT'S BACK. IT'S FUCKING BACK. AND THIS TIME, IT'S HERE TO STAY. STARTING 7/8, THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB IS BACK. THE BEST ROMANCES, ROMANCE-ADJACENT FLICKS, AND BARELY JU...Read more
WE'RE LITERALLY AT NEAR-CAPACITY. THE FIRST ONE THROUGH THE DOOR GETS THE GOLDEN FUCKING HONKBEAST. EVERYONE AFTER THAT CAN FIGHT AND KILL EACH OTHER FOR THE WAITLIST. BUT SERIOUSLY, DON'T WORRY. I PLAN ON SHOWING THIS ONE AGAIN NO MATTER WHAT. PROBABLY AT A LATER TIMELINEZONE, ANYWAY. YOU KNOW, FOR ANYONE IN BILIOUS STANDARD TIME OR SIMILAR. MR. NOBODY, ASSHOLES. THE FLAGSHIP PRIDE OF MY CURATED COLLECTION. #GETIN. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY #MRNOBODY
THIS WILL BE THE FINAL ADVERTISEMENT. THE FINAL. FUCKING. ADVERTISEMENT. UNTIL I START ACTUALLY SENDING OUT THE LINK. TONIGHT AT THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB, WE WILL BE WATCHING MY FAVORITE FILM. MY FAVORITE. FUCKING. FILM. THE 2009 SPONGE-BENDING PANFUCK ROMANCE OF ALL TIME, MR. NOBODY. I'M GOING TO GIVE A BIT OF A WARNING WITH THIS ONE. IT'S DENSE. IT'S SERIOUS. RATED R MOSTLY FOR SEXUAL CONTENT AND SOME EMOTIONALLY ABDOMINAL SAUSAGE-RENDING SCENES, BUT THE REAL THING YOU NEED TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT IS THAT IT'S A HUMAN FRENCH FILM. IN ENGLISH, BUT IT STILL READS LIKE A HUMAN FRENCH ...Read more
IF YOU SEE THIS POST MULTIPLE TIMES, NO, IT IS NOT ANOTHER FUCKING TIME RECURSION. BUT I *AM* CHITTING THIS FROM INSIDE OF MAIDJAIL. WHICH I HAVE RE-ENTERED. VOLUNTARILY. BECAUSE I NEED A FUCKING NAP, AND I DON'T WANT ANY FORCE IN THIS OR ANY UNIVERSE TO GET IN THE WAY OF THAT, RIGHT NOW. I AM CALLING THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB TO ACTION. YES. RIGHT AFTER COMING BACK FROM TROLL EDO. I NEED THIS. LET ME HAVE THIS. WE WILL BE WATCHING MY FAVORITE FILM. MY FAVORITE. FUCKING. FILM. THE 2009 SPONGE-BENDING PANFUCK ROMANCE OF ALL TIME, MR. NOBODY. I'M GOING TO GIVE A BIT OF A WARNING...Read more
IF YOU SEE THIS POST MULTIPLE TIMES, NO, IT IS NOT ANOTHER FUCKING TIME RECURSION. BUT I *AM* CHITTING THIS FROM INSIDE OF MAIDJAIL. WHICH I HAVE RE-ENTERED. VOLUNTARILY. BECAUSE I NEED A FUCKING NAP, AND I DON'T WANT ANY FORCE IN THIS OR ANY UNIVERSE TO GET IN THE WAY OF THAT, RIGHT NOW. I AM CALLING THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB TO ACTION. YES. RIGHT AFTER COMING BACK FROM TROLL EDO. I NEED THIS. LET ME HAVE THIS. WE WILL BE WATCHING MY FAVORITE FILM. MY FAVORITE. FUCKING. FILM. THE 2009 SPONGE-BENDING PANFUCK ROMANCE OF ALL TIME, MR. NOBODY. I'M GOING TO GIVE A BIT OF A WARNING...Read more
#GETIN. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY
ANOTHER DUSK, ANOTHER DIGESTION SAC-ACHE. THINKING ABOUT DOING AN #ABCC #WATCHPARTY TONIGHT. HOW FEASIBLE WOULD IT BE IF IT WAS MORE OF A MID-NIGHT SHOWING AND STARTED AT 2:30 PM PST (PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME).
[REPEAT CHITT: 3/3 WARNINGS. THE VIEWING WILL COMMEND FIVE MINUTES AFTER THIS CHITT IS POSTED.] THIS IS AN EMERGENCY MEETING OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY WELL, NOT REALLY. BUT IT *IS* WITH VERY LITTLE WARNING. BECAUSE I DECIDED TO DO THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW. SPUR OF THE MOMENT. CULL ME ABOUT IT, FUCK YOU. TONIGHT, WE WILL BE WATCHING: "I'M HERE," A SHORT FILM BY TROLL SPIKE JONZE. ROBOTS. ROMANCE. CASTEIST ALLEGORY. TROLL ANDREW GARFIELD. THIRTY MINUTES OF HONEST, PUSHER-WRENCHING GOLD THAT WOULD MAKE EVEN A CYBERNETIC HUSK OF METAL BLUSH. HTTPS://HYPERBEAM.C...Read more
[REPEAT CHITT: 2/3 WARNINGS.] THIS IS AN EMERGENCY MEETING OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY WELL, NOT REALLY. BUT IT *IS* WITH VERY LITTLE WARNING. BECAUSE I DECIDED TO DO THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW. SPUR OF THE MOMENT. CULL ME ABOUT IT, FUCK YOU. TONIGHT, WE WILL BE WATCHING: "I'M HERE," A SHORT FILM BY TROLL SPIKE JONZE. ROBOTS. ROMANCE. CASTEIST ALLEGORY. TROLL ANDREW GARFIELD. THIRTY MINUTES OF HONEST, PUSHER-WRENCHING GOLD THAT WOULD MAKE EVEN A CYBERNETIC HUSK OF METAL BLUSH. HTTPS://HYPERBEAM.COM/I/T6ATORKT IN THE INTEREST OF SAVING MY TYPESTUBS SOME EFFOR...Read more
[REPEAT CHITT: 1/3 WARNINGS.] THIS IS AN EMERGENCY MEETING OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY WELL, NOT REALLY. BUT IT *IS* WITH VERY LITTLE WARNING. BECAUSE I DECIDED TO DO THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW. SPUR OF THE MOMENT. CULL ME ABOUT IT, FUCK YOU. TONIGHT, WE WILL BE WATCHING: "I'M HERE," A SHORT FILM BY TROLL SPIKE JONZE. ROBOTS. ROMANCE. CASTEIST ALLEGORY. TROLL ANDREW GARFIELD. THIRTY MINUTES OF HONEST, PUSHER-WRENCHING GOLD THAT WOULD MAKE EVEN A CYBERNETIC HUSK OF METAL BLUSH. HTTPS://HYPERBEAM.COM/I/T6ATORKT IN THE INTEREST OF SAVING MY TYPESTUBS SOME EFFOR...Read more
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY MEETING OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY WELL, NOT REALLY. BUT IT *IS* WITH VERY LITTLE WARNING. BECAUSE I DECIDED TO DO THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW. SPUR OF THE MOMENT. CULL ME ABOUT IT, FUCK YOU. TONIGHT, WE WILL BE WATCHING: "I'M HERE," A SHORT FILM BY TROLL SPIKE JONZE. ROBOTS. ROMANCE. CASTEIST ALLEGORY. TROLL ANDREW GARFIELD. THIRTY MINUTES OF HONEST, PUSHER-WRENCHING GOLD THAT WOULD MAKE EVEN A CYBERNETIC HUSK OF METAL BLUSH. HTTPS://HYPERBEAM.COM/I/T6ATORKT IN THE INTEREST OF SAVING MY TYPESTUBS SOME EFFORT, I WILL STRAIGHT-UP COPYPASTE T...Read more
PICKING UP MY HUSKTOP AFTER TOUCHING SOME REAL, LITERAL, BUG-INFESTED GRASS ALWAYS FEELS LIKE I'M WARPING BACK INTO THE CRATER OF AN APOCALYPTIC METEOR STRIKE. WHICH I'D SAY I'M PRETTY WELL FUCKING VERSED IN, BY NOW. IS THERE STILL ANY INTEREST IN ANOTHER ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB #ABCC #WATCHPARTY, OR IS THERE SOME *OTHER* CATACLYSM HITTING THE SITE AND PUTTING A DAMPER ON THINGS THAT I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT. BEFORE I GET OUT MY MEGAPHONE AND START SHOUTING MY BELLOWSACS OUT FROM THE RAMPARTS.
I'M CONSIDERING. *CONSIDERING.* HOSTING ANOTHER GATHERING OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB THIS COMING MORNING. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY ONE FOR THE REAL LIGHT-OWLBEASTS. SOMETIME AFTER 6 OR 7 PM PST (PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME). I'D APOLOGIZE TO ANY TROLL LIVING IN A SLIGHTLY MORE EAST-ORIENTED DIMENSION, BUT I DON'T CARE. FUCK YOU AND THE TIMELINEZONE YOU RODE IN ON. FURTHER DETAILS TO BE STAMPED OUT, PENDING AN INITIAL INTEREST CHECK.
ATTENTION WORTHLESS CULTURE-STARVED, BULGE-WRINGING, HIVEBOUND DEGENERATES. THIS IS KARKAT VANTAS, SPEAKING. I AM ISSUING MY INAUGURAL FIRST SALVO. MY FIRST NUCLEAR STRIKE. MY FIRST PREMEDITATED OPENING MOVE ON THE CHESSBOARD OF THE SAD AND MAD MEDIUM OF THE SHARED CINEMATIC LOUNGEPLANK RUMPUS. YES. THIS IS AN ADVERTISEMENT FOR A #WATCHPARTY. FOR THOSE WITH THE GLOBES TO EAT WHATEVER SLOP I FEED THEM WITH THE SOLE MOTE OF FAITH THAT I HAVE GOOD ENOUGH TASTE TO MAKE IT WORTH THEIR WHILE, I INVITE YOU TO JOIN: THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB. #ABCC AND JUST TO SPITE @ARSENICCATNAPS, WHO ...Read more
I AM A SIMPLE TROLL. A SIMPLE, HIGHLY PREDICTABLE TROLL. I SEE A MOVIE NIGHT #WATCHPARTY, I GET CAUGHT LIKE A FLAILING INSECT IN A WEB, SOON TO HAVE ITS VITAL ICHOR DRAINED LIKE A FLESHY CAPRI-SUN. I NEED TO START HOSTING THESE FUCKING THINGS, MYSELF.