@carbolicGalvanologist — #abcc
ATTENTION, WORTHLESS SHITMONGRELS OF CHITTR DOT ING. THIS IS THE LEADER OF #ABCC SPEAKING. ONCE AGAIN, DESPITE ALL MY CAREFUL INSTRUCTIONS, THE STEWARDSHIP OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB AND ALL ITS GLORY FALLS TO ME. WHICH I'M HONESTLY FINE WITH, BECAUSE WHO BUT THE LEADER OF FUCKING EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME IS GOING TO GET ANYTHING DONE AROUND HERE IF I DON'T LEAD BY EXAMPLE. SO PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO WHAT I SAY AND HOW I SAY IT. I WILL BE HOSTING THE #ABCC-PST #WATCHPARTY OF: SHERLOCK GNOMES. I KNOW. I WOULD HURL MYSELF HORNFIRST INTO THE OPEN HOPPER OF A WOODCHIPPER BEFORE I SAT...Read more
IT'S BEEN A MINUTE SINCE I DID THIS. HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHITGLOBES, ARE YOU IN FOR ONE. AHEM. ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CHITTRLINGS. THIS IS THE LEADER OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB SPEAKING. LET'S JUST TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE SOMETHING. IT'S BEEN A DAMN LONG WAY HERE. FROM SHITTY, IMPROMPTU WATCH PARTIES THAT CLAWED THEIR WAY OUT OF THE DIGITAL LOAM LIKE THE DAYWALKERS OF YORE TO THE SINGLE MOST ACTIVE TAG I'M DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR, #ABCC HAS BEEN A WILD FUCKING RIDE. SO WILD THAT AGAINST MY BEST WISHES, THOUGH I FOUGHT TOOTH AND NAIL TO HANG ONTO MY SWEET, ...Read more
LAST CALL, EVERYONE. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY TOLIGHT. 7 PM PST, AS ALWAYS. IF YOU'VE ALREADY RSVP'ED, JUMP IN VIA THE LINK ON THE ORIGINAL CHITT IF YOU HAVEN'T YET. IF YOU HAVEN'T, FEEL FREE TO FILL IN THE EXTRA SEATS IF WE HAVE ANY. IF WE START TO EXCEED CAPACITY, STAY IN THE CHAT WHILE WE OPEN ANOTHER ROOM. AND I SWEAR ON THE MOTHERGRUB'S FAT FUCKING DERRIERE, IF ANYONE STARTS GETTING ALL NOBLE AND THREATENING TO FALL ON THEIR OWN SICKLE TO GIVE SOMEONE A SPOT, I'LL SCREAM YOUR ASS OUT OF EXISTENCE. LET US HANDLE IT. SEE YOU THERE. #GETIN.
THIS IS AN #ABCC #WATCHPARTY REMINDER FROM THE LEADER OF YOUR LOCAL INDEPENDENT THEATER, KARKAT VANTAS. IF YOU WANT TO RSVP FOR THIS WIPE'S MOVIE, DO SO ON THE ORIGINAL CHITT, LINKED BELOW. #GETIN. REMEMBER THAT TONIGHT IS OPTIONAL #SUBSTANCE NIGHT. FUCK YOUR PAN UP RESPONSIBLY, IF YOU'RE JOINING US. THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. AS YOU WERE, YOU FUCKS.
ATTENTION, FECKLESS INGRATES OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB. THIS IS YOUR LEADER SPEAKING. I'M PUTTING IN MY TWO WIPES. AS IN I NEED TWO WIPES OFF WHERE I'M NOT EXPECTED TO DO JACK MAGGOTY SHIT SO I CAN TIDY UP THE MOTHERGRUB OF ALL LOGISTICAL MESSES ON MY END HERE. THIS IS, IN FACT, AN OFFICIAL #ABCCLEADERSHIP REQUEST. OH, COME ON. IT'S LITERALLY JUST TWO MORE WIPES OF PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN. WHAT, LIKE IT'S FUCKING HARD. MAKE A CHITT. COLLECT RSVPS. 7 PM PST. RAMBLE A LITTLE TO ANNOY CASPER. PIRATES FOUR AND FIVE. PLAY SOME DUMBFUCK GAMES AFTER, BECAUSE NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABO...Read more
"I HAVE NO MORE SYMPATHY FOR ANY OF YOU FECULENT MAGGOTS AND NO MORE PATIENCE TO PRETEND OTHERWISE." TRUER WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN UTTERED. #ABCC
LAST CALL, EVERYONE. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY TOLIGHT. 7 PM PST, AS ALWAYS. IF YOU'VE ALREADY RSVP'ED, JUMP IN VIA THE LINK ON THE ORIGINAL CHITT IF YOU HAVEN'T YET. IF YOU HAVEN'T, FEEL FREE TO FILL IN THE EXTRA SEATS IF WE HAVE ANY. IF WE START TO EXCEED CAPACITY, STAY IN THE CHAT WHILE WE OPEN ANOTHER ROOM. AND I SWEAR ON THE MOTHERGRUB'S FAT FUCKING DERRIERE, IF ANYONE STARTS GETTING ALL NOBLE AND THREATENING TO FALL ON THEIR OWN SICKLE TO GIVE SOMEONE A SPOT, I'LL SCREAM YOUR ASS OUT OF EXISTENCE. LET US HANDLE IT. SEE YOU THERE. #GETIN.
DON'T ANY OF YOU SAY A WORD ABOUT THE FUCKAWFUL TIMING OF THIS CHITT. THERE ARE TIME DILATION DEAD ZONES HERE ON THE MOON LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE. BE GRATEFUL THAT YOU'RE GETTING ONE OF THESE AT ALL. AHEM. ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CINEMANIACS. THIS IS KARKAT VANTAS, LEADER OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB, HERE TO ANNOUNCE THAT THIS WIPE'S #abcc #WATCHPARTY (TO THE SURPRISE OF ABSOLUTELY NO ONE) WILL BE: PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLD'S END (2007). IT'S STILL PIRATE PERIGEE, MOTHERFUCKERS. IT'S STILL GOING. REALLY, WHAT THE FUCK NEEDS TO BE SAID. IT'S THE TRUE CULMINATION OF THE...Read more
THIS IS AN #ABCC #WATCHPARTY REMINDER FROM THE LEADER OF YOUR LOCAL INDEPENDENT THEATER, KARKAT VANTAS. IF YOU WANT TO RSVP FOR THIS WIPE'S MOVIE, DO SO ON THE ORIGINAL CHITT, LINKED BELOW. #GETIN. THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. AS YOU WERE, YOU FUCKS.
I KNOW. IT'S LAST-MINUTE. FUCK OFF IF YOU'RE MAD ABOUT IT. I'VE HAD A HELL OF A WIPE. ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CINEMANIACS. THIS IS KARKAT VANTAS, LEADER OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB, HERE TO ANNOUNCE THAT THIS WIPE'S #ABCC #WATCHPARTY WILL BE (BY LOUD AS FUCK POPULAR DEMAND): PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN'S CHEST (2006). I KNOW WHAT SOME OF YOU ARE THINKING. "IS ABCC JUST GOING TO BE ALL PIRATES, NOW. HAVE YOU FULLY SOLD OUT, KARKAT. IS TROLL BOB IGER BEHIND A CURTAIN SOMEWHERE, SLIPPING YOU A BOONBUCK TO JUST PLAY EVERY SINGLE MOVIE FROM THIS FUCKASS FRANCHISE." MY ANSWER IS ...Read more
NOT SURE IF I'M IN A PLACE TO RUN AN #ABCC #WATCHPARTY, THIS WIPE. I'D ASK IF ANYONE WANTS TO CARRY THE TORCH AND RUN IT ALL THE WAY OVER TO OUR LOCAL THEATER'S DIGITAL FIREPIT FOR ME, BUT. WELL. FUCK IT. I'LL GIVE IT SOME TIME. MAYBE I'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT. BLUH.
LAST CALL, EVERYONE. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY TOLIGHT. 7 PM PST, AS ALWAYS. JUMP IN ON THE ORIGINAL CHITT IF YOU HAVEN'T YET. IF WE START TO EXCEED CAPACITY, STAY IN THE CHAT WHILE WE OPEN ANOTHER ROOM. AND I SWEAR ON THE MOTHERGRUB'S FAT FUCKING DERRIERE, IF ANYONE STARTS GETTING ALL NOBLE AND THREATENING TO FALL ON THEIR OWN SICKLE TO GIVE SOMEONE A SPOT, I'LL SCREAM YOUR ASS OUT OF EXISTENCE. LET US HANDLE IT. SEE YOU THERE. #GETIN.
THIS IS AN #ABCC #WATCHPARTY REMINDER FROM THE LEADER OF YOUR LOCAL INDEPENDENT THEATER, KARKAT VANTAS. IF YOU WANT TO RSVP FOR THIS WIPE'S MOVIE, DO SO ON THE ORIGINAL CHITT, LINKED BELOW. #GETIN. THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. AS YOU WERE, YOU FUCKS.
LAST CALL, EVERYONE. WE'VE GOT AT LEAST TWO OR THREE OPEN SPOTS LEFT. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY TOLIGHT. 7 PM PST, AS ALWAYS. JUMP IN ON THE ORIGINAL CHITT IF YOU HAVEN'T YET. IF WE START TO EXCEED CAPACITY, STAY IN THE CHAT WHILE WE OPEN ANOTHER ROOM. AND I SWEAR ON THE MOTHERGRUB'S FAT FUCKING DERRIERE, IF ANYONE STARTS GETTING ALL NOBLE AND THREATENING TO FALL ON THEIR OWN SICKLE TO GIVE SOMEONE A SPOT, I'LL SCREAM YOUR ASS OUT OF EXISTENCE. LET US HANDLE IT. SEE YOU THERE. #GETIN.
THIS IS AN #ABCC #WATCHPARTY REMINDER FROM THE LEADER OF YOUR LOCAL INDEPENDENT THEATER, KARKAT VANTAS. IF YOU WANT TO RSVP FOR THIS WIPE'S MOVIE, DO SO ON THE ORIGINAL CHITT, LINKED BELOW. #GETIN. THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. AS YOU WERE, YOU FUCKS.
ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CINEMANIACS. THIS IS KARKAT VANTAS, LEADER OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB, HERE TO ANNOUNCE THAT THIS WIPE'S #ABCC #WATCHPARTY WILL BE: PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL (2003). LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT PIRATES OF THE FUCKING CARIBBEAN. IT IS MORE THAN THE RICH VEIN OF MEMEABLE CONTENT SO MANY HAVE MADE IT OUT TO BE. MORE THAN HUMAN DISNEYSLOP. MORE THAN THE AGREEABLE, PALATABLE, FUN FOR THE WHOLE HIVEHOLD SHIT IT MIGHT SOUND LIKE COMPARED TO SOME OF OUR OTHER PICKS. AND AS IF IT NEEDED ANY MORE ENDORSEMENT, IT'S FAR MORE THAN A FLICK F...Read more
LAST CALL FOR THE LAST LIGHT OF SINGIN' IN THE RAIN (1952), EVERYONE. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY TOLIGHT. 7 PM PST, AS ALWAYS. JUMP IN ON THE ORIGINAL CHITT IF YOU HAVEN'T YET. IF WE START TO EXCEED CAPACITY, STAY IN THE CHAT WHILE WE OPEN ANOTHER ROOM. AND I SWEAR ON THE MOTHERGRUB'S FAT FUCKING DERRIERE, IF ANYONE STARTS GETTING ALL NOBLE AND THREATENING TO FALL ON THEIR OWN SICKLE TO GIVE SOMEONE A SPOT, I'LL SCREAM YOUR ASS OUT OF EXISTENCE. LET US HANDLE IT. SEE YOU THERE. #GETIN.
LAST CALL, EVERYONE. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY TOLIGHT. 7 PM PST, AS ALWAYS. JUMP IN ON THE ORIGINAL CHITT IF YOU HAVEN'T YET. IF WE START TO EXCEED CAPACITY, STAY IN THE CHAT WHILE WE OPEN ANOTHER ROOM. AND I SWEAR ON THE MOTHERGRUB'S FAT FUCKING DERRIERE, IF ANYONE STARTS GETTING ALL NOBLE AND THREATENING TO FALL ON THEIR OWN SICKLE TO GIVE SOMEONE A SPOT, I'LL SCREAM YOUR ASS OUT OF EXISTENCE. LET US HANDLE IT. SEE YOU THERE. #GETIN.
THIS IS AN #ABCC #WATCHPARTY REMINDER FROM THE LEADER OF YOUR LOCAL INDEPENDENT THEATER, KARKAT VANTAS. IF YOU WANT TO RSVP FOR THIS WIPE'S MOVIE, DO SO ON THE ORIGINAL CHITT, LINKED BELOW. #GETIN. BUT OF COURSE, I CAN'T BLAST A REMINDER WITHOUT A SHOUTOUT. CHECK THE FUCKING BADGE. I THINK IT'S @imJunior'S BEST WORK, YET. #HELLFUCKINGYES. WE DID IT, CHITTR. WE FUCKING BUILT SOMETHING. NOW #GETIN HERE AND BUILD IT HIGHER. THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. AS YOU WERE, YOU FUCKS.
ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CINEMANIACS. THIS IS KARKAT VANTAS, LEADER OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB, HERE TO ANNOUNCE THAT THIS WIPE'S #ABCC #WATCHPARTY WILL BE: SINGING IN THE RAIN (1952). YES, I'M AWARE THAT THIS ONE IS FAR, FAR MORE DATED THAN ANYTHING WE'VE SHOWN THUS FAR. THE IPAD WIGGLERS AMONG YOU MAY THRASH AND WRITHE IN UNDERSTIMULATION. BUT NOT ONLY IS THIS FILM ONE OF THE MOST HIGHLY ACCLAIMED MOVIES, MUSICAL FILMS, AND BONA-FIDE ROMANCES IN CINEMA HISTORY — IT'S ALSO AN AUDIENCE REQUEST FROM A SUSPICIOUSLY WEALTHY PATRON WHOSE NAME RHYMES WITH CACAO. AND HERE AT ABCC, WE RESPECT T...Read more
ATTENTION, ABCC CLUB-GOERS. THIS IS A REMINDER THAT TOLIGHT'S FEATURE FILM IS: THE PRINCESS BRIDE. COME SEE THE CLASSIC ROMANCE OF TIMELESS, UNIMPEACHABLE ARDOR THAT SPAWNED FORTH A FUCKBILLION STUPID MEMES. YOU WILL LAUGH. YOU WILL CRY. YOUR PUSHER WILL PALPITATE UNCOMFORTABLY AND YOU WILL BEG FOR MORE. AND WHEN YOU DO, THIS UNFORGETTABLE CLASSIC WILL LOOK YOU IN THE GANDERBULBS AND SAY, "AS YOU WISH." AS A REMINDER, TOLIGHT IS OPTIONAL #SUBSTANCE NIGHT. IF YOU WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH IT, SHOW UP TO A WEDNESDAY, NEXT TIME. DON'T WORRY, I GET THE FEELING WE'LL BRING THIS ONE BACK BY POPULAR REQUE...Read more
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I FUCKING LOVE SYLINK'S QUIRK.
#ABCC #WATCHPARTY #SUBSTANCE NIGHT. GET IN. REST OF THE INFO'S HERE. NOT REPEATING MYSELF AGAIN. JUST FUCKING READ. [ https://hyperbeam.com/i/cZxBRjnH ]
ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CHITTRLINGS. THIS IS YOUR RESIDENT CINEMA SNOB, SPEAKING. IT IS THAT TIME, ONCE AGAIN. TIME TO GET FUCKING CRAZY WITH IT. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY TOLIGHT AT 7 PM PST. WE'RE WATCHING "THE IMAGINARIUM OF DOCTOR PARNASSUS (2009)" AGAIN, AND THIS TIME, WE'RE DOING IT HARD. WE'RE DOING IT LOUD. WE'RE DOING IT FUCKING LIVE. WE'RE DOING IT WITH (OPTIONAL, OPTIONAL, EXTREMELY FUCKING OPTIONAL) SUBSTANCES AT #SUBSTANCE NIGHT. BRING YOUR OWN BULLSHIT (BYOB), AS USUAL. IF YOU HAVEN'T RESERVED YOUR TICKET AT THE ABCC MIDDLE PRONGSTUBS S-LIST BOX OFFICE, DO SO NOW OR BE SHUNTED FROM MY CINEM...Read more
THE PROJECTOR ROLLS IN TEN. TOLIGHT, WE ARE WATCHING "THE IMAGINARIUM OF DOCTOR PARNASSUS." #GETIN WHILE YOU STILL CAN. https://hyperbeam.com/i/CAwkR-n7
IT'S THAT TIME OF WIPE AGAIN, YOU NEEDY BASTARDS. AND BY THAT, I MEAN I SHOULD HAVE CHITTED THIS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WIPE AND DIDN'T BECAUSE WORK WAS GRINDING ME INTO CULLPASTE. IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER #ABCC #WATCHPARTY. HELL YES. HELL FUCKING YES. THIS WIPE'S FEATURE IS GOING TO BE ANOTHER PAN-BOGGLER. ANOTHER SPONGE-WRINGER. A PHANTASMAGORIC BULB-CANDY BUFFET FROM TROLL TERRY GILLIAM OF MONTY PYTHON AND BRAZIL FAME. A ROMANCE THAT'S GOT SO MUCH GOING FOR IT, I WON'T EVEN BOTHER TRUNCATING MY WHOLE SPIEL HERE. THIS WIPE AT ABCC, ON 7/15 AND 7/17 AT 7 PM PST, BOTH DAYS, WE'RE WATCHING THE 2...Read more
AT LONG LAST, IT'S ALMOST TIME. IT'S THE END OF THE WIPE. YOU'VE FOUGHT. YOU'VE WEPT. YOU'VE RUN YOUR BLOODY STRUTPODS RAGGED AND CROSSED THAT FUCKING FINISH LINE WITH NOTHING IN THE TANK. SO EVERYBODY GET OUT OF YOUR FUCKING WAY, BECAUSE YOU'VE EARNED THIS. IT'S #SUBSTANCE NIGHT AT #ABCC. (OPTIONAL. OPTIONAL. OPTIONAL. CAN'T STATE THIS ENOUGH. OPTIONAL. SIT THIS ONE OUT IF YOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLE OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE.) IF YOU HAVEN'T CAUGHT ONE OF THE *THREE* (YES, THREE. HOLY FUCKING SHIT, WE ARE *SO* FUCKING BACK) #WATCHPARTY SHOWINGS HOSTED BY MYSELF OR @carcinoGeneticist#2443 THIS WIPE, T...Read more
"SORRY, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF RUNNING AWAY, SOPHIE. NOW I'VE GOT SOMETHING I WANT TO PROTECT. IT'S YOU." TO MY FELLOW #ABCC CINEMANIACS WHO JOINED ME LAST LIGHT FOR HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE, A SINCERE, BLEEDING "THANK YOU" FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY DRIPPING, COAGULATING PUSHER. I, TOO, HAVE SOMETHING TO PROTECT, ONCE AGAIN. WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK.
TOLIGHT, AT #ABCC. HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE #WATCHPARTY. FIGHT FOR THE LAST SPOT. SHOW ME SOME BLOOD. #GETIN, ASSHOLES. https://hyperbeam.com/i/qdBKVZVz
FOR 7/8 — 7/10'S #ABCC #WATCHPARTY, WE WILL BE WATCHING: HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE (2004), FROM STUDIO GHIBLI. YES, I'M USING ITS RIDICULOUSLY TRUNCATED HUMAN NAME, SINCE MOST OF THE TIME ALL I CAN EVER FIND ARE THE HUMAN VERSIONS OF THESE MOVIES, ANYWAY. AS PER A CONVERSATION I HAD WITH A CERTAIN SWORD-SWINGING SAVANT I RESPECT, SOME MOVIES ARE SMART. SOME MOVIES ARE FUN. NOT ALL MOVIES ARE BOTH, BUT THIS ONE IS. FEW CAN DISPUTE THE CULTURAL FUCKING POWERHOUSE THAT IS HUMAN HAYAO MIYAZAKI, AND OF THE INNUMERABLE TITLES LAUNCHED FROM THE MIGHTY MOVIE CANNON POSITIONED AT THE HIGHEST MORTAR TOWER OVER AT STU...Read more
YOU THOUGHT ME GONE. YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD SILENT. GROUND INTO MULCH UNDER THE HEEL OF MY RESPONSIBILITIES TO THE TIME ASSHOLE MAFIA. THAT I HAD LEFT MY THRONE, THE ONE I CARVED OUT OF THE RAW, PRIMORDIAL SHITSLUDGE OF THIS UNCULTURED WEBSITE WITH MY TEETH, CLAWS, AND GODTIER TASTE IN ROMANTIC CINEMA, TO COLLECT DUST, COBWEBS, WINGBEAST SHIT, AND LIMESCALE. WELL GUESS WHAT, ASSHOLES. YOU THOUGHT WRONG. IT'S BACK. IT'S FUCKING BACK. AND THIS TIME, IT'S HERE TO STAY. STARTING 7/8, THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB IS BACK. THE BEST ROMANCES, ROMANCE-ADJACENT FLICKS, AND BARELY JU...Read more
WE'RE LITERALLY AT NEAR-CAPACITY. THE FIRST ONE THROUGH THE DOOR GETS THE GOLDEN FUCKING HONKBEAST. EVERYONE AFTER THAT CAN FIGHT AND KILL EACH OTHER FOR THE WAITLIST. BUT SERIOUSLY, DON'T WORRY. I PLAN ON SHOWING THIS ONE AGAIN NO MATTER WHAT. PROBABLY AT A LATER TIMELINEZONE, ANYWAY. YOU KNOW, FOR ANYONE IN BILIOUS STANDARD TIME OR SIMILAR. MR. NOBODY, ASSHOLES. THE FLAGSHIP PRIDE OF MY CURATED COLLECTION. #GETIN. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY #MRNOBODY
THIS WILL BE THE FINAL ADVERTISEMENT. THE FINAL. FUCKING. ADVERTISEMENT. UNTIL I START ACTUALLY SENDING OUT THE LINK. TONIGHT AT THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB, WE WILL BE WATCHING MY FAVORITE FILM. MY FAVORITE. FUCKING. FILM. THE 2009 SPONGE-BENDING PANFUCK ROMANCE OF ALL TIME, MR. NOBODY. I'M GOING TO GIVE A BIT OF A WARNING WITH THIS ONE. IT'S DENSE. IT'S SERIOUS. RATED R MOSTLY FOR SEXUAL CONTENT AND SOME EMOTIONALLY ABDOMINAL SAUSAGE-RENDING SCENES, BUT THE REAL THING YOU NEED TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT IS THAT IT'S A HUMAN FRENCH FILM. IN ENGLISH, BUT IT STILL READS LIKE A HUMAN FRENCH ...Read more
IF YOU SEE THIS POST MULTIPLE TIMES, NO, IT IS NOT ANOTHER FUCKING TIME RECURSION. BUT I *AM* CHITTING THIS FROM INSIDE OF MAIDJAIL. WHICH I HAVE RE-ENTERED. VOLUNTARILY. BECAUSE I NEED A FUCKING NAP, AND I DON'T WANT ANY FORCE IN THIS OR ANY UNIVERSE TO GET IN THE WAY OF THAT, RIGHT NOW. I AM CALLING THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB TO ACTION. YES. RIGHT AFTER COMING BACK FROM TROLL EDO. I NEED THIS. LET ME HAVE THIS. WE WILL BE WATCHING MY FAVORITE FILM. MY FAVORITE. FUCKING. FILM. THE 2009 SPONGE-BENDING PANFUCK ROMANCE OF ALL TIME, MR. NOBODY. I'M GOING TO GIVE A BIT OF A WARNING...Read more
IF YOU SEE THIS POST MULTIPLE TIMES, NO, IT IS NOT ANOTHER FUCKING TIME RECURSION. BUT I *AM* CHITTING THIS FROM INSIDE OF MAIDJAIL. WHICH I HAVE RE-ENTERED. VOLUNTARILY. BECAUSE I NEED A FUCKING NAP, AND I DON'T WANT ANY FORCE IN THIS OR ANY UNIVERSE TO GET IN THE WAY OF THAT, RIGHT NOW. I AM CALLING THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB TO ACTION. YES. RIGHT AFTER COMING BACK FROM TROLL EDO. I NEED THIS. LET ME HAVE THIS. WE WILL BE WATCHING MY FAVORITE FILM. MY FAVORITE. FUCKING. FILM. THE 2009 SPONGE-BENDING PANFUCK ROMANCE OF ALL TIME, MR. NOBODY. I'M GOING TO GIVE A BIT OF A WARNING...Read more
#GETIN. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY
ANOTHER DUSK, ANOTHER DIGESTION SAC-ACHE. THINKING ABOUT DOING AN #ABCC #WATCHPARTY TONIGHT. HOW FEASIBLE WOULD IT BE IF IT WAS MORE OF A MID-NIGHT SHOWING AND STARTED AT 2:30 PM PST (PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME).
[REPEAT CHITT: 3/3 WARNINGS. THE VIEWING WILL COMMEND FIVE MINUTES AFTER THIS CHITT IS POSTED.] THIS IS AN EMERGENCY MEETING OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY WELL, NOT REALLY. BUT IT *IS* WITH VERY LITTLE WARNING. BECAUSE I DECIDED TO DO THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW. SPUR OF THE MOMENT. CULL ME ABOUT IT, FUCK YOU. TONIGHT, WE WILL BE WATCHING: "I'M HERE," A SHORT FILM BY TROLL SPIKE JONZE. ROBOTS. ROMANCE. CASTEIST ALLEGORY. TROLL ANDREW GARFIELD. THIRTY MINUTES OF HONEST, PUSHER-WRENCHING GOLD THAT WOULD MAKE EVEN A CYBERNETIC HUSK OF METAL BLUSH. HTTPS://HYPERBEAM.C...Read more
[REPEAT CHITT: 2/3 WARNINGS.] THIS IS AN EMERGENCY MEETING OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY WELL, NOT REALLY. BUT IT *IS* WITH VERY LITTLE WARNING. BECAUSE I DECIDED TO DO THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW. SPUR OF THE MOMENT. CULL ME ABOUT IT, FUCK YOU. TONIGHT, WE WILL BE WATCHING: "I'M HERE," A SHORT FILM BY TROLL SPIKE JONZE. ROBOTS. ROMANCE. CASTEIST ALLEGORY. TROLL ANDREW GARFIELD. THIRTY MINUTES OF HONEST, PUSHER-WRENCHING GOLD THAT WOULD MAKE EVEN A CYBERNETIC HUSK OF METAL BLUSH. HTTPS://HYPERBEAM.COM/I/T6ATORKT IN THE INTEREST OF SAVING MY TYPESTUBS SOME EFFOR...Read more
[REPEAT CHITT: 1/3 WARNINGS.] THIS IS AN EMERGENCY MEETING OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY WELL, NOT REALLY. BUT IT *IS* WITH VERY LITTLE WARNING. BECAUSE I DECIDED TO DO THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW. SPUR OF THE MOMENT. CULL ME ABOUT IT, FUCK YOU. TONIGHT, WE WILL BE WATCHING: "I'M HERE," A SHORT FILM BY TROLL SPIKE JONZE. ROBOTS. ROMANCE. CASTEIST ALLEGORY. TROLL ANDREW GARFIELD. THIRTY MINUTES OF HONEST, PUSHER-WRENCHING GOLD THAT WOULD MAKE EVEN A CYBERNETIC HUSK OF METAL BLUSH. HTTPS://HYPERBEAM.COM/I/T6ATORKT IN THE INTEREST OF SAVING MY TYPESTUBS SOME EFFOR...Read more
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY MEETING OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY WELL, NOT REALLY. BUT IT *IS* WITH VERY LITTLE WARNING. BECAUSE I DECIDED TO DO THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW. SPUR OF THE MOMENT. CULL ME ABOUT IT, FUCK YOU. TONIGHT, WE WILL BE WATCHING: "I'M HERE," A SHORT FILM BY TROLL SPIKE JONZE. ROBOTS. ROMANCE. CASTEIST ALLEGORY. TROLL ANDREW GARFIELD. THIRTY MINUTES OF HONEST, PUSHER-WRENCHING GOLD THAT WOULD MAKE EVEN A CYBERNETIC HUSK OF METAL BLUSH. HTTPS://HYPERBEAM.COM/I/T6ATORKT IN THE INTEREST OF SAVING MY TYPESTUBS SOME EFFORT, I WILL STRAIGHT-UP COPYPASTE T...Read more
PICKING UP MY HUSKTOP AFTER TOUCHING SOME REAL, LITERAL, BUG-INFESTED GRASS ALWAYS FEELS LIKE I'M WARPING BACK INTO THE CRATER OF AN APOCALYPTIC METEOR STRIKE. WHICH I'D SAY I'M PRETTY WELL FUCKING VERSED IN, BY NOW. IS THERE STILL ANY INTEREST IN ANOTHER ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB #ABCC #WATCHPARTY, OR IS THERE SOME *OTHER* CATACLYSM HITTING THE SITE AND PUTTING A DAMPER ON THINGS THAT I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT. BEFORE I GET OUT MY MEGAPHONE AND START SHOUTING MY BELLOWSACS OUT FROM THE RAMPARTS.
I'M CONSIDERING. *CONSIDERING.* HOSTING ANOTHER GATHERING OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB THIS COMING MORNING. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY ONE FOR THE REAL LIGHT-OWLBEASTS. SOMETIME AFTER 6 OR 7 PM PST (PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME). I'D APOLOGIZE TO ANY TROLL LIVING IN A SLIGHTLY MORE EAST-ORIENTED DIMENSION, BUT I DON'T CARE. FUCK YOU AND THE TIMELINEZONE YOU RODE IN ON. FURTHER DETAILS TO BE STAMPED OUT, PENDING AN INITIAL INTEREST CHECK.
SIGH. I'M GOING TO BE *MARGINALLY* MORE ANNOYING AND POST IT A FEW MORE TIMES, JUST FOR VISIBILITY. ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB. #ABCC. WATCH PARTY. THREE THOUSAND SWEEPS OF LONGING. HTTPS://HYPERBEAM.COM/I/JXCXQLUM
ATTENTION WORTHLESS CULTURE-STARVED, BULGE-WRINGING, HIVEBOUND DEGENERATES. THIS IS KARKAT VANTAS, SPEAKING. I AM ISSUING MY INAUGURAL FIRST SALVO. MY FIRST NUCLEAR STRIKE. MY FIRST PREMEDITATED OPENING MOVE ON THE CHESSBOARD OF THE SAD AND MAD MEDIUM OF THE SHARED CINEMATIC LOUNGEPLANK RUMPUS. YES. THIS IS AN ADVERTISEMENT FOR A #WATCHPARTY. FOR THOSE WITH THE GLOBES TO EAT WHATEVER SLOP I FEED THEM WITH THE SOLE MOTE OF FAITH THAT I HAVE GOOD ENOUGH TASTE TO MAKE IT WORTH THEIR WHILE, I INVITE YOU TO JOIN: THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB. #ABCC AND JUST TO SPITE @ARSENICCATNAPS, WHO ...Read more