@carbolicGalvanologist — #substance
OH MY GOD. THERE ARE SIX BOTTLES OF TROLLQUILA IN HERE WITH ME. WAIT. DID I. NO. NOT AGAIN. #SUBSTANCE
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ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CHITTRLINGS. THIS IS YOUR TROLL KINGDOM CO-LEADER SPEAKING. A LEADER WHO HAS, UPON OPENING MY SOPORIFIC, ROTSALT-ENCRUSTED GANDERBULBS, COME TO THE REALIZATION THAT LAST LIGHT, WHILE UNDER THE EFFECTS OF THE #SUBSTANCE, I MADE SOME. CHITS. IT IS MY BELIEF THAT AFTER SWEEPS OF UNWANTED EXPOSURE, FELLOW TROLL KINGDOM CO-LEADER DAVE STRIDER HAS LEFT A DERANGED THOUGHTFORM IN MY THINKPAN. IT LIVES DEEP IN MY FULMINATING PSYCHE. TRAPPED IN A PRISON BENEATH A THOUSAND ATMOSPHERES' PRESSURE OF DENSE, POSTURE POLE-SNAPPING SELF-LOATHING. AND AFTER THE. EVENT. THAT OCCURRED. I INTEND ...Read more
ON A TWIN LUNAR PHASIC SWOOP, I'LL FUCK *ANYTHING.* I'M A STREET CREATURE. I'M SMOKING ON THE MOST HIVESHIT, GRUBFESTERING, GUTHOSE-DISEMBOWLING, CROTCH-BLISTERING *UNFORTUNATE* SHIT YOU'VE EVER HAD THE DISPLEASURE OF JAWING ON. THIS EDIBLE HAS A *PULSE.* #NSFW #SUBSTANCE
I WENT GRIMDARK A LONG TIME AGO. PUSSY BOY WANTED CULLBEEF WITH ME OVER GALACTIC ACQUISITION. CALLED HIS MATESPRIT OVER AND PUT TEN IMPERIAL METRIC LENGTH UNITS ON HER FOREHEAD LIKE THE GENETIC DESCENT OF "TROLL JESUS." THE #SUBSTANCE WILL HAVE YOU IN PURGATORY, SCREAMING FOR ETERNITY. YOU WILL RELIVE EVERY KEY MISTAKE YOU'VE EVER MADE IN YOUR LIFE. OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. #NSFW
#SUBSTANCE GOT ME FEELING LIKE EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT.
I HAVE MADE MY PEACE WITH IT. BY THE TREACHERY OF THESE BRANCH-SWINGING, SIMIAN-MORPHOLOGICAL, POCKMARKED ALIEN *HUMANIMALS* WHO WERE IN MY HIVE EARLIER TODAY, I HAVE INGESTED AN AMOUNT OF #SUBSTANCE THAT COULD UNIRONICALLY MAKE ME ONE WITH THE FUCKING UNIVERSE. I MAY DO SOMETHING. EMBARRASSING. AS EVERY TROLL, REGARDLESS OF CASTE OR CREED, HAS THE CAPACITY TO DO. I DO NOT EXPECT YOUR FORGIVENESS. WHAT I DEMAND IS YOUR FOREWARNING. OOOOOOOOUHHHHH, FUCK. #SUBSTANCE #NOWAITALREADYSAIDTHAT #DEFINITELY #NSFW #THERE IS NO RULING THAT OUT FOR SURE #UH #EXPONENTIALLYMOREGRANDIOSETHOUGHTSONTH...Read more
OKAY. THE #SUBSTANCE CLOUD IS BEGINNING TO DISSIPATE. I CAN SEE FURNITURE BEFORE I STUMBLE INTO IT AND BREAK MY POOR, FUMBLING PRONGS AGAIN. THIS IS NO LONGER AN ACTIVE BIOHAZARD SCENE. I AM READY TO REMOVE THE PERSONAL FILTRATION DEVICE SPONSORED BY... SIGH. @GUTSYGUMSHOE, CEO OF #CROCKERCORP. USE CODE #KARKALICIOUS AT CHECKOUT FOR 5% OFF ON YOUR NEXT MOBILE RESUSCITATION ORDER. AND KISS MY GRAY, PERKY, AEROSOLIZED TROPICAL FRUIT MIXED WITH ODOROUS SPRAYBEAST-SCENTED ASS. I FEEL LIKE SOME DISORIENTED, BESOTTED HARPFLAYER OUT OF AN OLD-WORLD MYTH. HAVING STUMBLED AIMLESSLY WITHOUT HOPE OR EQUILIBRIUM, ...Read more
I HAVE SEEN CLEARER SKIES IN INTERSTELLAR FOOTAGE OF GAS GIANTS. *CREMATORIUMS* AREN'T THIS SWELTERING TO BREATHE IN. THERE IS MORE #SUBSTANCE IN THIS HIVE THAN THERE IS OXYGEN OR RESTRAINT. I WOULD SPRINT OUTSIDE AND GASP FOR AIR LIKE A DYING SEADWELLER, BUT I'M ALMOST POSITIVE THAT THE CONTACT HIGH HAS RENDERED ME ALL BUT RIVEN FROM ALL SENSORY CONNECTION TO MY SMOKED, WELL-PRESERVED CARCASS. I CAN'T RISK BEING SEEN LIKE THIS IN PUBLIC. I'M GOING TO SEE IF I CAN MAKE A GAS MASK OUT OF A PLASTIC BAG OR DIE TRYING.
#UNETHICALSEPULCHERMASTERADVICE. I FOUND A WAY TO MAKE THE S&S SESSION AS ENTERTAINING AS IT NEEDED TO BE, DESPITE BEING WOEFULLY UNDERPREPARED AND UNDERSLEPT. BUT AT WHAT COST. I HAD A STASH OF PSYCHOACTIVE EARTH #SUBSTANCE TREATS LEFT OVER FROM THE LAST TIME DAVE SMUGGLED THEM INTO THE SANCTITY OF MY HIVE. I. I OFFERED THEM TO THE GROUP, TO "ENCOURAGE A SOCIALLY LUBRICATED AND VISCERALLY CHUMMED GAMING ENVIRONMENT," AND EVERYONE ACCEPTED WITHOUT QUESTION. I *THINK* THEY LIKED IT, BUT I FEEL LIKE I. DON'T DESERVE ANY PRAISE FOR CONCEIVING THIS SOLUTION. AND I'M STILL. GUH. FUCKED UP. I H...Read more