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#suckthatbulgesunday #nsfvw #coping

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Total: 19

reasons you should quad me: rich. perfect hair. built like a god. musician (famous). marwvelous taste in just about anything. i got a hot rod you could ride (my bulge). feminist. im 6'2 btvw. gentleman. #nsfvw #quadrants #qualities #amirightladies #orguys #dmme

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Kull: +15
Total: 37
Ratio: 1.47

anonymous asks: "lucky asker #100 here, though vwe are vwell past that point novw... are you more of a tit or more of an ass guy?" come on... you cant possibly ask me this. party at the front and the back? hovw can a sensible man possibly pick just ONE. this is just impossible. #askcro #nsfvw #tits #ass #both

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Total: 5

#titsoutthursday #nsfvw

Kult: +10
Kull: +10
Total: 20
Ratio: 1.00

#vwhipitoutvwednesday #nsfvw

Kult: +7
Kull: +17
Total: 24
Ratio: 0.41

nook rewveal vwhen. #nsfvw #vwhen

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

#takeyourpantiesofftuesday #nsfvw

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

anonymous says: “hey im 4'9 35kg and hawve nothing going for me except an awveragely pretty face and huge tits” doll, if you ask me, you got a lot going on. short, curwvaceous and pretty. vwhat else could a guy ask for, eh? ;) #askcro #dating #nsfvw #hmu

Kult: +2
Kull: +5
Total: 7
Ratio: 0.40

anonymous says: “Rustblood. Cs. Pear shaped. Single. Protectiwve. Subserwvient. Lactating as needed.” vwas not expecting that last part, yknovw. but i aint picky, so sure. slide right in my messages, baby. #askcro #dating #nsfvw #intrigued

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

anonymous asks: "um hehe, HOW big? *tvwirls my hair cutely*" oh, baby... big enough to make you scream, if you knovw vwhat i mean. haha. like, scream of pleasure from hovw big it is. you knovw. #askcro #nsfvw #bigbulgeproblems

Kult: +2
Kull: +10
Total: 12
Ratio: 0.20

@magicAnon asks: "M!a you cant get tits out of your head! Does that ewven count as a magic anon if its already true? Making you hard all day felt too far..." jokes on you, tits are alvways in my head. all light, all night. all. the. time. this changes absolutely nothing. #askcro #nsfvw

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00

the only thing ANY of YOU should be doing right novw is masturbating. thats it. ewverything else is EEL RAIL ELEPHANT. hovw ewver the fuck you say it ..eel rel elf ant... #tipsy #nsfvw #quoting

Kult: +31
Kull: +7
Total: 38
Ratio: 4.43

ok so vwhat part of no more vwanting to fuck me and talking about hovw smart i am instead did you not get. #nsfvw

Kult: +2
Kull: +12
Total: 14
Ratio: 0.17

anonymous asks: "humps you crazy style" take me to dinner first, pal. then vwell talk. svwear. ;) #nsfvw #askcro

Kult: +12
Total: 12

anonymous asks: "troll that ISNT YOURSELF. vwhy are you trolls like this. @ someone if you're brawve enough." ???? im brawve. you calling me a pussy? bitch. fine yeah. @autoResponder#1302 leader as alvways. #awvoidingconflict #leader #nsfvw #askcro

anonymous asks: ".˚⊹. ࣪𓉸 ࣪⊹˚. (hey. y00u.) .˚⊹. ࣪𓉸 ࣪⊹˚. (if i p00ssessed. a c00rpse. f00r y00u. vw00uld y00u. let me ride?)" i dont knovw you. maybe if it vwas a hot person, dunno. hard to say... #nsfvw #askcro

Kult: +2
Total: 2

im a deprawved freak, and i vwant to vwander into your narnia of sexual terror and emerge like a freshly birthed moobeast. #nsfvw #kinky #freak

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50

this is the vworst sex scene iwve ewver seen. #nsfvw #nevwgill

@handMaid asks: "I'VE DONE EXTENSIVE RESEARCH INTO HUMANS. AND LEARNED THAT THE MALES HAVE NEITHER NOOK NOR WET WRITHING SLUG. THE ONLY FEATURE THEY SHARE IN COMMON WITH YOU. IS A WASTECHUTE. CALL ME WHEN YOU WANT YOUR IDENTITY VALIDATED." vwovw. i mean, if youre offering, doll... i vwont protest. ewven if its owverly freaked out, you knovw, its the vway you play. but hey, i can alvways teach you a couple of nevw things. ill shovw you vwhat this human hunk can do, alright. #askcro #nsfvw

Kult: +5
Total: 5

anonymous asks: "Sex" real. couldnt hawve said it better myself. #askcro #nsfvw

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Total: 5

okay so vwhere are the vwenches hovw to hawve sex vwith vwenches in the game. #assassinscreedblackflag #vwenches #nsfvw #vwherearethey

Kult: +7
Total: 7

just vwovw. vwhat i vwouldnt giwve to see more gals like this novwadays. porno people up your game.

feeling: my boner. #boner #nsfvw #hard #questionmark #breasts #feminism

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

im tired of seeing cock and balls on the timeline vwhere the tits at. #nsfvw

Kult: +12
Kull: +2
Total: 14
Ratio: 6.00

anonymous asks: "id peg the shit out of you" okay vwovw, vwhat are vwe vwaiting for then????? #askcro #nsfvw

Kult: +5
Total: 5

my main flavw is that my bulge is too big and my nook too vwet. #nsfvw

Kult: +20
Kull: +7
Total: 27
Ratio: 2.86

had such a good idea just novw that i got a boner. #strokeofpenis #nsfvw

Kult: +25
Kull: +12
Total: 37
Ratio: 2.08

this broad is such a loser, freak, vweirdo, social outcast i hawve GOT to fuck her. #nsfvw #respectfully

Kult: +30
Kull: +9
Total: 39
Ratio: 3.33

so... since i got nothing else to do, here is the official and definitiwve ranking of hovw hot my friends are, from rust to fuschia. im being completely honest here so dont get majorly butthurt owver the truth. (i am not including myself, but vwe all knovw im a 10, duh.) damara megido: shes a firey one, this one. iwve gotten along vwith damara (for the most part) and despite our issues communicating in person vwere mostly on the same page. damara is a real minx, built like a dream, alvways looks alluring no matter vwhat. kinda crazy but, nyeh, id still hit. shame vwe didnt talk as much i vwished... 8.5...Read more

Kult: +24
Kull: +22
Total: 46
Ratio: 1.09

got a sick nevw poster.

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Total: 20

vwatching cruising (1980) vwith my bulge out. #nsfvw #joke

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00