♥ liked by @cheekyGit
And you don't see them on #PlushRump, do you? Quit your bitching. You're fucking up my bag.

FAKE NEWS. YOUR SOFT. WEAK. SMALL. PATHETIC. LIMP. USELESS. DELICATE. BEFORAN. FEM TWINK BODY. IS AS USELESS AS YOUR SAD LITTLE BULGE. NO PRODUCT OF YOUR SILLY LITTLE PLANET. WILL EVER COME CLOSE. TO TOUCHING THE SEARING MIGHT. OF THE GREEN SUN.

IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY. SPIT IT OUT. DON'T JUST HMM AT ME. LIKE YOUR GAY LITTLE PRINTER.

SO MANY BEAUTIFUL POSSIBILITIES. I ALMOST DON’T WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT REALLY MEANS. PERHAPS YOU WANT TO RIDE MY FACE WITH YOUR NOOK. OR PAIL MY WINDCHUTE. UNTIL YOUR GLOBES HIT MY CHIN. WHO KNOWS. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING SEA CUCUMBER. #YUCK. HAVE A FRIED SCORPION IN CHILI PASTE. AND MAYBE YOU'LL CALM DOWN.

Oh you're making me hungry for a good chippy now...

what hell are we even saying does this site have a translator function???

IF YOU'RE ALL SHITTING UP MY POST. CAN WE GET @cheekyGit IN HERE TOO. #KARKONKARKONKARKONKARK. #HHHH.

if youre evwer reading smut, check howv they spell color before you get too far in.

MAD BECAUSE YOU ARE PIDDLING SLUDGE?

trolls from across the pond are alvways saying shit like, "oi lovwe, the sight of your crannys got me piddling sludge" and expect you to find that hot. #nsfwv #cwv-the-british

#YUCK.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH GLEE IT BRINGS ME TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT.
I WISH I HAD A WITTY RESPONSE TO THIS, BUT MOSTLY I'M JUST FEELING THE DESPERATE, TROLL-BORN URGE TO KILL RISING UP IN ME FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE I LEFT ALTERNIA.
OH YOU'VE BROKEN ME. PARADOX SPACE FINALLY DID IT. NOT EVEN THE DEATHS OF MY FRIENDS COULD MAKE ME FEEL THE THOROUGH FUCKING DESPAIR THAT LOOKING INTO THE EVENT HORIZON THAT IS YOUR EXISTENCE COULD MAKE ME FEEL. I WATCHED MY CLOSEST FRIEND BE RUN THROUGH THE STOMACH, AND IT DIDN'T INSPIRE EVEN A FRACTION OF THE HORROR THAT FINDING THIS ACCOUNT DID. I'M GONNA GIVE UP. I'M GIVING ALL OF IT UP. I'M GOING TO DONATE ALL OF MY BULLSHIT 'CREATOR' WEALTH TO NEWBORN GRUBS, DISAPPEAR INTO THE WILDERNESS WHERE THEY'LL FIND MY BONES IN 8 SWEEPS AFTER I ACCIDENTALLY ATE A POISONOUS MUSHROOM WITHOUT REALIZING. FUCK YOU.

BEFORE YOU ASK: NO, I DIDN’T FALL IN. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/EBAEDEB61489.JPEG

