@coalescedDuality — #nsfw
Zuuuper Zuper duper #nZfw hide your wigglerZ hide your mateZprit no one Zhould be Zeeing thiZ httpZ://imageZ.Zquidge.org/imageZ/2026/05/04/buZineZZman-relaxing-office-chair-Ztanding-600w-7869196.png
oKay im warmed up im not being #vague with it anymore. #nZfw >be me >having a can of refreZhing and criZp Mtn Dew Baja BlaZt >taKe a Ztop by the ablutionblocK before going to my reZpiteblocK >lightbulb.jpg >geniuZ idea haZ entered the thoughtZponge >taKe a Zeat on the loadgaper for eaZy cleanup >whip out my Zchmeat >can in prongZ >let_it_rip.mp3 >pour the carbonated nectar on it >ZPLAT.ogg >immediately cum >goo everywhere >totally_worth_it.png 10/10 would indulge again
hang on im gonna be #vague with it to lemme warm-up to Zpilling the entiiiiire can of hoofbeaZtZ they dont call me the baja blaZt fucKer for nothing #nZfw implied
yanKed my Zhit clean off Zo good it cured my exhauZtion debuff #nZfw
"oh but KerZet didnt you poZt bulge the other night" thereZ a time and a place for being bricKed up on main 😌 and at thiZ hour? try again later lmfao #nZfw
unfriendly reminder to jacK your Zhit clean off before you Ztart poZting about how badly you want a Zpiny deZert trunK Zhoved up your Zeedflap -_- #nZfw
protip: jacK off before you Ztart broadcaZting how inconZolably deZperate you are Zo you can finally underZtand what poZt nut clarity iZ and move on to a real hobby liKe twinwipe truZt me on thiZ #nZfw
you guyZ Zhould diZcover eZex and jacKing off i cant lie #nZfw
women fear me fiZh fear me your dad loveZ me >;) #nZfw #igueZZ #ZuggeZtive
#nZfw #igueZZ httpZ://64.media.tumblr.com/ee677ee72b6bbf9f7499b660d8118a82/tumblr_inline_p7fZrgFIuA1qgjr19_500.jpg
youre in hiZ hedge fund im inZide him #MyOwnPoZt #nZfw
yall juZt hate me cuZ my aZZ iZ phat and voluptuouZ and my bulge iZ too and youre jealouZ #nZfw
maybe i COULD do numberZ on onlyfrondZ :thonK: #nZfw
my aZZ comeZ at a premium bulge picZ though? on the hive, at leaZt thiZ once. line up fellaZ thereZ plenty to go around httpZ://ZquidgeimageZ.Z3.uZ-weZt-002.bacKblaZeb2.com/2026/04/01/20260401_165904.png #nZfw
((welcome back to part one william of ooc posts explaining my character's deals welcome to kerzet. he is a nasty little slimeball of man. i don't have a lore document written up for his specific circumstances because im Lazy but we ball anyway. you may or may not remember him from flarping, though i was only active in the last two months of the sites life with him x_x. i've been rping him on and off for 7 years which is crazy to think about. limeblood who is habitually hemoanon, prince of doom, prospit dreamer, gay trans guy, he/him. he'll talk about being a lime but considering the sweeps in wh...Read more
loZt my titZ bacK in the conZole warZ becauZe an email blew them clean off edit: ah fucK tagZ uhhh #nZfw #gore (?????)
i got too diZtracted by yanKin my Zhit clean off to poZt my aZZ. then i realiZed im not doing that for free. you want a Zlice of thiZ caKe you better be ready to pay a fucKing *premium* #nZfw
man thiZ iZ worZe than the time i poured baja blaZt on my bulge #nZfw #nZfwe (?)
time to cranK my Zhit and paZZ out liKe any reaZonable grown aZZ man #nZfw #winning