♦ pitied by @codakkEffect
“she’d say ‘what’s your broodMMate like’ i’d say ‘MMen’” joke still gets MMe a lil very clever thank you troll chicago
wwhy do i exclusivvely attract indigo trash someone PLEASE enlighten me cause clearly im missin some vvital clue
New quest: (HERO) Drink a 𝙒𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙈𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧. OR (DARK) Become a 𝙒𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙈𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧.
D1d someone say spr1te sugar? }:^ #substance
(( Hey everyone! Long overdue OOC introduction post for Sedrek here. Content warnings first and foremost, this character will heavily post/discuss #substance, #nsfw, and #nsfwe themes. Sedrek is a fuckboy douchebag, and is explicitly sexual and vulgar with his language, up to and including #nsfw flirting with total strangers. If this bothers you, please feel free to either block me or message me OOC and ask me not to interact with your character in this way, and I will 100% respect your request! No feelings hurt whatsoever if you decide to block. Additional content warning for #substance. Sedrek is both a drug user and drug dealer, and many of his posts will be pertaining directly to substance and narcotics use. If this is a trigger for you or makes you uncomfortable, please block this account, I am completely understanding! )) Your name is SEDREK ZALETH You live in TUFF AS SHIT bachelor pad all by yourself on the coastline, which is ironic, because you aren't really a bachelor. Your lusus, the mighty HARLEQUIN CRABDAD, has been hibernating beneath the ocean a mile off the coast of Thrashthrust Beach since you were just a wriggler, which means that your upbringing largely contained a CONCERNING LACK OF CUSTODIAL OVERSIGHT. It's a miracle that you haven't been culled yet! You are a purpleblooded member of the MIRTHFUL FAITH OF THE CLOWN MESSIAHS, although your understanding of the religion is held in a way that many of your fellow subjugglators would describe as VAGUELY CONFUSED AND DEBATABLY HERETICAL. Much of your understanding of scripture and divine decree is derived from your PAN-MELTING HALLUCINOGENIC TRIPS, often resulting in you getting SO BOOFED IN THE AGGRESSION SPONGE THAT YOU SWEAR YOU CAN HEAR THE MESSIAHS. For example, you have interpreted the passages in the Book of Hilarity wherein it is written "fuck lowbloods" and "the messiahs are found at the highest point of existence" both EXTREMELY LITERALLY. Your primary hustle is the selling of SUSPICIOUSLY LARGE AMOUNTS OF SCHEDULE-I AND SCHEDULE-II NARCOTICS IN EXCHANGE FOR GOODS AND SERVICES, but your real passion is trying to kickstart a SoundClawed rap career under the pseudonym YUNG JUGG. Your biggest hobby is RECREATIONAL FIGHTING, preferably in someone's lawnring and preferably until you can't feel your face. You are also notably hellishly good at TREKKEN, one of the hottest analogue fighting games on the market. You were once considered one of the best players in your region, but have since stopped attending tournaments after an incident involving an extremely salty goldblood and your NEAR DECAPITATION. Your trolltag is mercurialGeloscopy [CG] and you type (•́⍜•̀)🎪 LOUD AS FUCK IN A WAY THAHAT SHOWS EVERYONE HOW JAZZED YOU ARE TO BE HERE :o) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ae6dfe68d6c9.png
i should start a petition to get me outta here, like or pity if youd sign it
< squatting on a dumpster with cane in hand outside of Tagora's hive> The tax collector didnt pay his taxes :o)
Uhh theres a concert coming up- :"o T I forgot to mention it earlier
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"= basically what i'm saying is does anyone have a hive i can chill out at if i'm bored and tired of having to drown in extradense sopor to handle sleeping. it turns out. my post-sgrub universe sitting so close to the terrors and not being very big, is detrimental to the pan :) ="
I've spent the last few days familiarizing myself with mo+dern so+ciety and updating my clo+thing to+ fit the times, a lo+t o+f sewing, so+ I can at least keep my o+wn perso+nal style.
I haven’t taken a full night off work in so long I’m not even sure what to actually do with the free time. I suppose I could always catch up on Pity Island: In Which a Pool of Desirable Contestants (Referred to as “Islanders” for Reasons That Will Soon Become Clear) Live on a Monitored Island (It Became Clear) Whilst Coupling Up With a Prospective Flushed Partner Before the Arrival of the Pail Collecting Drones, Navigating Obstacles and Mini-Games in an Attempt to be Voted as the Winning Couple and Again, You Do Not Want to be Single When the Drones Come.
Bitches will try to file a class action lawsuit and yet have no class, don’t get action, and don’t own a suit. *____
Human Rules Don't Matter To Me