♦ pitied by @cognitiveAltercation

@TIPSYNEKOGNOSTALGIC HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/657018863422275587/1514008706457665637/IMAGE.PNG?EX=6A29CDFC&IS=6A287C7C&HM=6F233C0CA2814E28E15DA6CE63336D27772AC0F556AA9257279F8CED2A6C1DA9& I MADE IT MY FUCKING BANNER I COMPLETED THE DARE NOW WHERES MY HOTTED DOG FROM TROLL 7/11, IM STILL WEEPING OVER THE THEFT OF MY HOTTED DOGGERY, WOE BE UPON THE FUCKING HEATED OOBLONG TUBE MEAT THIEF! #SUGGESTIVE??
Truly it baffles me howv the lowvblooded land dwveller crowvd is allowved to roam freely on the internet. Yipping like beasts fit for a cage about this or that. Little mayflies blogging about their wvorthless little livwves, almost begging to be culled wvith howv they speak, such disrespectful things. Nowv do not get me started wvith the humans, my introduction to them as been brief, but the squishy things are flaky and fickle. If I had my wvay there wvould be a blood cap on the internet, no one belowv blue wvould be allowved to post. Sure they could like and followv like idle baabeasts and the slavwves they are, but posting should be reservwved for the elite. Some may believwve the internet is meant to bring evwveryone dowvn to the same levwvel, but I think that is ridiculous, frankly. Those that are abovwve should stay there, and those belowv should learn to kneel.

:33 < bad >:33 :33 < i dont have any food
