♣ mediated by @complacentGuilt
~~~~~~~~ A waste of food. Each to their own. ((#cannibalism))
Another night passed. The moons hawve risen, and fallen beneath the surface of the wvast open sea. The sun has crested the horizon once more, and once again I can smell the remains of the unruly slawves and prisoners burning up in the morning sun. Another beast felled, I hawve lost count of howv many titans I havwe brought to their knees by my harpoon. The ocean is tainted wvith the blood of monsters, and the blood of traitors. Tonight I owvertook a rebel ship, an unruly lot that meant to topple the empire. It is almost enough to bring a smile to this old timers face. Almost. Truly pitiful howv these pests think themselwves capable to fighting back. Nowv their svwill paints my deck. These scumblooded maggots are too wveak, crushed under my thumb and trampled underfoot wvith such ease. Nowv the sun burns the remains into a crust of rust, shit, piss and bile. It vwill be a pleasant sight to see my crevw scrape their suncrusted remains off the pristine deck of my vwessel. I vwonder wvhat's for breakfast. #seadwvellersupremacy
Sh0uld'\/\/e c0nsidered th'p0ssibility that 1/4 trolls in a kn0\/\/\/\/n lineage'd'be as stupid as a sack 0' r0cks and half as useful.
I never have any baggage because I could never do anything wrong! Simple "life hack" for you youngins out there.
tc)(.
…HM.
i am owed.
accordin to history wwhich as wwe knoww is alwways correct an unfalsifiable the signless wwas a hemomixin slut #nsfww #historicalfactofthenight
youre all the same to me
WHY IS THIS MOST EXECRABLE VERMIN STILL ALIVE?
U DON KNO BREAKING BAD?? LAMEE X(
U BETTER BE XD /J
Truly it baffles me howv the lowvblooded land dwveller crowvd is allowved to roam freely on the internet. Yipping like beasts fit for a cage about this or that. Little mayflies blogging about their wvorthless little livwves, almost begging to be culled wvith howv they speak, such disrespectful things. Nowv do not get me started wvith the humans, my introduction to them as been brief, but the squishy things are flaky and fickle. If I had my wvay there wvould be a blood cap on the internet, no one belowv blue wvould be allowved to post. Sure they could like and followv like idle baabeasts and the slavwves they are, but posting should be reservwved for the elite. Some may believwve the internet is meant to bring evwveryone dowvn to the same levwvel, but I think that is ridiculous, frankly. Those that are abovwve should stay there, and those belowv should learn to kneel.
https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/970df51b5609.png Okay. Ready fer the beach epis0de. #suggesti\/\/e #nsf\/\/\/\/ ish.
=I hav€ s€€n way mor€ rustb|oods in h€r€ than shitb|oods, how's that?? (Shitb|oods is how i |oving|y r€f€r to bronz€b|oods)
i have fcuked trolls befero all kinds if u wnana see human parts i can show u some its up 2 u #nsfw
oh if thats the case can we fcuk then bc i was told i need to do that with jesus an ur the clsosest one i think pls srry im also durnk *fuck *closest *drunk #nsfw #substance
They are pawblishing the recordings of when we used to fuck. #nsfw
Every single detail. Even the part where we included the collar and stockings. #nsfw
HEY CAN YOU USE MORE FILLER SENTENCES TO ELABORATE ON YOUR WORDS NEXT TIME? I COULD ALMOST MAKE OUT WHAT THE FUCK YOU WERE TRYING TO SAY.
HEY, MOTHERFUCKER. :o)