♦ pitied by @composedCrescendolls
✿ fukk my chud life. https://i.ibb.co/S4tfXDT8/f9acfr8cvkl31.jpg
I Might Just Lose The Whole Hand At The Wrist Atp
The Jig Is Up Y'all. I Burned The Fuck Out Of My Finger Making Breakfast And Now Everyone's All Dude What The Fuck Happened To Your Hand. #fuckmystupidbakalife
Hey Man On A Scale Of Like Maybe 1 To 10 How Serious Is Like. Finding Out Part Of The Fretboard On Your Secondhand Guitar Has Razorblades, Asking For A Friend
THE CRISIS HAS BEEN ADVERTED THE BOOTLEG FAYGO IS NO LONGER WITHIN MY TASTEBUDS. FREEDOM FROM HELL AT LAST.
inventory alarm went off as i got pulled out the door and i was convinced for a second that was the sound of the clurrets (clown turrets) locking onto my head to deliver me to kingdom come
where;s the bangin babes that like to step on trolls? ;( mY bare mчg is waitin for some prodprints
bsomeone blease bsilencs bhis bsinful bnoise… https://file.garden/YjahIGA2LRQTk64R/IMG_8297.png
°0 Update: She tried to eat me twice and refused to back down even after three slams to the face. Damn. (3-) 0°
chillin, vibin, 2uff3ring from alcohol poi2oning in a fi3ld #ju2t2illything2 #2ub2tanc32 #2ub2tanc3
Lords preserve me. if I drop +hese +weezers. one more +ime.
fOund this weird drawing stuck tO a tree. this fOrest is spOOky XO https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/d4d35ae2c865.png XO
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ 'cuz nobody wants to be a chud like me. and not a person wants to see a chud like me. and nobody wants to hang out with a chud like me. and a stupid useless chud is all ill ever be! #kasaneteto #deep ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ saw a pretty woman and got a #boner! #nsfw #ineedtocullmyself ]
just came out of surgery and still loopy off the anesthesia ama.