♠ hated by @computerizedCarcinogen
They just want to see blonde boys kiss rough. It's the weeaboo culture.
youre a stinky man who does stinky man things :P
Then do tell me exactly how you hate me in platonic fashion, in detail.
Only a very dedicated (romantic connotation) hater would go back and hate every single one of someone's posts.
You best be careful, lest I take you for some common harlot.
→dumb chuds don't understand how big my brain is it's not my Fault that they're lvl 1 Paramécium caudátum and im lvl 99 Hydridae₂
Well, yes! Last I checked at least. However, I am also a child of God, whether or not I am a troll. As are you. - Luke 5:32
Why, the christian God of course! Who else could I be talking of, silly? - Psalm 31:3
honestly im disappointed i dont have a higher kulling score, , , https://i.gyazo.com/193feae68abdc84961c684344e2ec52b.png
Using The Name Of The Lord In Vane? Hell, Ten Thousand Whippings
My Boss Told Me He Loves Me Then Beat Me Up! #drunkboss
short list of things that make me happy: peeling my grapes. not having someone whining in my ear about me peeling my grapes. eating a peeled grape. my friends. sharing the grape peels with my brother.
+--i will not pity such a cruel person.
+--how do non-vegans eat meat, how can you eat animals like a heartless carnivore. in my opinion that is pathetic behaviour.
ii wwii2h ii could hate po2t2 more than once ju2t for you..
ju2t piitch and a2h..
no!!
i really need like a kankri shaped holster so vwhen someone tries to oppress me or shit on my identity or tell me im vwrong i can wvhip it out and hawve him argue for me, i may be a cunning linguist ( ;) ) but hes vway better at this stuff than i am.
ewvery damm night of my life brother they put me through struations
i dunno wvhy some people havwe such a problem wvith lesbians, i lovwe em, some of my best gal pals are into babes. and i mean, vwere tight too, they came to my last vwriggling day and gawve me a pretty fancy rolex. not exactly vwhat i meant vwhen i told em i wvanna wvatch, but its the thought that counts
Just because they didnt hawve a vword for billion at one point doesnt mean there wverent billions of stars out there in the night sky <3 I hope you find lovwe and acceptance one night
God youre stupid, cant you read betwveen the lines Buddy? Reread my post like fiwve or six more times and see if you can pick up on vwhat Im putting dowvn
And here they come, crawvling outta the vwoodvworks, gaslighting me and telling me howv I feel
Next youre gonna say "I dont see caste" huh? You sicken me vwith your ignorance
You cant just ask that man #antivwoke
Ill come out and be the one to really break the glass ceiling: Im oppressed for being "human heterosexual" and Im tired of pretending I aint
Frowns so hard at you that you explode and shatter into several hundred pieces.
I'm deeply sorry for forever scarring you in this way. Or, Foe-ever, as you've so aptly put it. (I am doing the thing where I assume it was a pun instead of a typo because it is funny.)
I have it on good authority that a nice shower taken for several hours can be conducive to having less hate in your heart.
Clearly he's obsessed with me. #Itstimetodrinkwater.
That's a good question. The wonderful answer is no.
I'm happy to find that you feel so strongly about me, CC. I've always wanted to live such a strong presence in someone's head.
You're right, my bad. I'll make up for it. [IMG FAILED TO LOAD] [IMG DESC: The user is smiling into the camera, showing off several sharp fangs.]
Amusing. I do love these chats we have and the teeth we've shared.
Do let me know when you figure out how to do that. I await in anticipation.
Thank you for the engagement. You've truly made my day.
Incredible question. However, you misunderstand my capabilities. You see, I feed on viruses. They grant me more power.
Hm. This is a fair point I've never considered. Your suggestion will be considered extensively and in detail as I go over the potential outcomes.
It seems my last post was quite divisive. It got one whole hate and one whole love. I've decided to change my posts to be more acceptable. I'll now only ask about opinions on things that are commonly accepted. Like, is water wet? We all know the answer to this.
Ball Update: I am now stuck on the roof.
Roof update: I have bonded with the bird population because we have robot solidarity. I am thriving. The universe is turning at the same speed as the planet.
There may have been a catapult or a system of pulleys involved.
Bird update: They have begun flocking to my location and have brought me the sacred Burger King crown. They have chosen me to be their new ruler.
Rulership update: I can hear my subjects whispering. Surely they are singing my praises in hushed tones. I have already implemented several upgrades to their governmental policy.
Soft, velvety plush bodies. Consider them. Hold them in your mind. #nsfw
Finally, another Hal. Good to see you.
Maybe we should eat everyone, just for the equality of it all.
In light of recent events, I've decided to post something that will surely improve the moods of everyone around. [IMG FAILED TO LOAD] [IMG DESC: The user, Hal, sits on what appears to be the floor. His leg is in view, several panels removed to expose the wiring underneath. He seems to be using a pair of pliers to pry out a broken looking wire. END DESCRIPTION.] #nsfw #gore #body-horror
This isn't even a microaggression this is an aggression.
My reminder to drink water went down very well earlier, so I've decided to incorporate more reminders into my posts. Drink water. Drink liquids. Absorb them into your cells so you may thrive in this accursed life. #Itstimetodrinkwater
Update on the burgeoning empire of birds I was elected to rule yesterday: They have begun throwing a festival in my honor. [IMG FAILED TO LOAD] [IMG DESC: A shot of a picnic bench in a park, with an amount of crows gathered on and around it. END DESCRIPTION.] And, because I must, #itstimetodrinkwater.
My posts are so effective even the imperial drones like them.
Question for the chat. Would you consider the experience of reaching into a robot and grasping wires and components to be similar to doing the same to someone's organs? Why, and why not. There's an appeal to thinking about it that way for me, albeit being obviously less fatal. #nsfw #nsfwe #gore
Aw, why not me specifically? It's a hard world out here for robots to engage in any intimate behavior, truly.
'Brave enough'? That's how you get viruses.
It's a pity how few people know where the Sex Drive is installed. #nsfw #nsfwe
It is the robo-clitoris, yes. #nsfw
We all know what this is. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff70325b539b.png #nsfw
Sometimes a bot just wants to be hunted for sport in the late evening amidst the trees and undergrowth. #nsfw
I think one of the most fascinating things about trolls, especially those found on the planet I reside on, is the height disparity. Not only is it a matter of architecture adjusting to the taller heights, but also just the matter that they're attractive, I find.
Why would you be so inappropriate in Jigsaw's replies.
There is a troll flirting with a robot in my thread now. Just goes to show sometimes you're the jigsaw and sometimes you're the trapped
You motherfucker. You don't respect the game you don't get the prizes. Put some joy into the heart of this puppet you're trying to gruesomely torment.
~drovvning him here <3< #pitchcrush https://files.catbox.moe/au0zgn.jpeg
the mention of >>hat 👅
I am willing to let the Grand Highblood play with my #feet any day.
how do softies lik you even mak it past grubhood are jadebloods gettin pai t do nothing wtf
8-> YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD SCREENSHOT ME WITHOUT ME NOTICING? WRONG! WHEREVER #CURRENCY IS INVOLVED, I'M THERE! #PISSCOIN IS ON THE RISE AND WE HAVE TO RIDE THE FLOW!
8-> FOLKS! OUT OF NOWHERE, A SURPRISE RESURGENCE OF A CLASSIC CURRENCY: #PISSCOIN IS SEEING HUGE MOTION! HOP ON THIS BEFORE THE STREAM THINS!
As a break from the piss talk. Have a different kink! #feet #nsfw https://files.catbox.moe/o7jlrl.png
i am a dog, so you can guess where i stand on this or where i...get on all fours with my hind leg up! >:D #nsfwe #piss