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you should sit down then
the call ii2 comiing from iin2iide the hiive buckaroo
ii'm not pathetiic ii'm ju2t watchiing the chao2 from afar.
1M R1ZZL355 4ND PR0UD
Oh damn you actually wwent for it that's awwesome
:33 < too violet
>+. I FORGOT I WILL APOLOGIZE 1000 TIMES .+<
this 1s an all time classic ;3 #nsfw #plushiehumping https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/678dc4de01e7.png
BX// < *ac checks purrofile* cant believe im pulling this mewve but sorry i mean they
B33 < sorry girl
Hm. Maybe.
One Eridan I Can Agree Uppon
Y0ure being really pathetic right n0w
Friendly reminder to block and move on from any post you see t)(at you do not like or t)(at mig)(t make you uncomfortable! Wit)( t)(ings like anxiety, we )(ave to remember t)(e circle of control. We may not be able to control ot)(ers and w)(at t)(ey post, but W-E CAN control our own reactions to t)(ings we do not like! 38)
I would like a tongue piercing. If there is anyone available with piercing experience, please let me know.
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ Ehheh-- true, I suppose. ⚓︎
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ If I ever wear any lipstick an' kiss any of you... um... sorry about any marks? ⚓︎
Wearing my black lulu lemon leggings and a black top. 38/ #-Emo.
:33 < going on a workmeowt!! :33 < katnaya made me new clothes to do it!! :33 < watcha guys think? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6df54c09e96b.jpg
Anyψay I'm #beautiful #talented #gorgeous #sexy #slayingeveryday #myassisfat
OUMG, guys, oune ouf my retainers touk this toutal candid ouf me (I didn’t even noutice the camera, LOUL)!!! I wasn’t gounna poust this, but a certain little SOUMEOUNE was just BEGGING me tou yesternight, sou whou am I tou turn douwn an admirer? Houpe you’re happy, darling~~~!!! #nofilter #candid #natural #fishingfriday #imthefish https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_2654.jpeg
It usually is if you can't walk, bonus points for if you can't think straight.
Happens to the best of us.
It feels go+o+d to+ be wanted but it feels better to+ be lo+ved.
🥛time To Lay Still On The Floor For A Few Minutes!🐄
evverybody thank you for your brief attention as you may or may not knoww i am going to be participating in the wwonderful lairs and lusii game run by the wwoegothe herself so wwithout further ado here is my vvery belovved and special character i wwill be playing as and hopefully larping as if i can get the costume together the plucky the noble the esoteric the hedge wwizard and druid magician faunlovve naturals (he/him) https://cdnimgchestcom/files/817dd60aa161jpeg #lairsandlusii #hedgemage #wwizardposting #fantasy #lovve #nature #healing #prophecy #bignaturals
[|87 :: Now th;s ;s someth;n 1 can get beh;nd
<<"girl who didn't just get out of the shower: hiii!">>
girl who just got out of the shower: hi
Damn.
let's take a glass of water together and then another glass of water
>>| two purplebloods kissing .and then taking me .and rail me .all day .and night. #nsfw #hornyposting
Yes, quite. So far it has been relatively calm.
Oh! Yes, I absolutely have been making good use of such information.
I admire your ferocity.
Well, now he truly deserves a lashing, doesn't he?
Hmm.. Well t9 Cr9nus. May6e d9n't judge h9w an9ther pers9n types. Just 6ecause s9me9ne types in a different style than their alternatives, d9esn't mean it's n9t "c9rrect"... Infact, there is n9 9ne true c9rrect way t9 quirk. Every9ne types h9w they want. It d9esn't matter if 9thers 9f their name d9 it differently. It's y9ur 9wn ch9ice at the end 9f the day 9n h9w y9u want t9 type y9ur w9rds 9nline. Many styles exist. There's n9t a need t9 c9mf9rm t9 9ne singular style. S9 please, think 6ef9re y9u judge a quirk next time.
i gotta say even though ive worn corsets and heels for longer than three cycles, its still a pain in the arse!!! geez i do NOT reclawmmend it >X3
8=8 > i miss my wife
I have literally no idea when I got this. I just went to check how badges work in my settings. I don't remember asking for this. Did someone assume I support yuri? How could you tell? That is my most closesly guarded secret, kept in the deepest, darkest, most fucked up parts of my mindscape.
Win.
::::) May8e I should take wagers then!
Greetings Chittr Dot Ing Apologies For The Rather Barren State Of My Profile Icon Included I Must Profess A Level Of Unfamiliarity With The Methods Necessary To Add The Visual Spice One Might Attribute To A Pretty Profile Due To My Near Exclusive Method Of Online Communication Being That Of Trollian Which Famously Did Not Include Profile Images Or Headers Or Any Such Things That All Said Hello Everyone
i had a pitch fling for a moment with my vriska and i miss it when shed grab my whip and strangle me with it and then itll end with very rough and hot pailing... SIGH! #serketposting #nsfw #violence
Alright, freaks and geeks. You have 88ed me successfully into ela8or8ing on something near and dear to my thumper. I am going to put a disclaimer in here that not only do I not pail out of choice, 8ut dynamics that involve collars and the like are not inherently sexual in nature! They could just 8e expressions of power, respect, and trust. You are all a8out collars. 8asically, 8DSM Step 1.1, just a hair over 'Hey 8a8y wanna change away from missionary?' 8ut, let's 8e real. Most of you are only interested in the idea of wearing a collar as a choker so that when you go to the clu8, you're seen as a little freaky at 8est. None of you have *ever* 8een in a true dynamic. It shows. ::::) What? Are all of you into 8eastplay? Huh? You want to 8e taken care of 8y your weird owner-human-pet relationship? I 8et you don't even wanna sleep in a kennel. That's right, humans put their animals in kennels and many don't even let them on the furniture. So, get used to that, I guess! If you're not a poser, anyway. Canid 8ased petplay is the most common form of petplay, 8ut it really evolved when you start looking at it from a grander structure. The secondmost common alternative form of 8eastplay is hoof8eastplay. Which turns routine care and affections into maintenance, performance, exercise, and a deeper trust 8etween handler and hoof8east. 8ut that's still surface level. I 8et most of you are scared to have a riding crop replace your putried little clicker! That's fine! You only have to engage in fetishes that you actively seek to engage in. I, myself, think that it's surface level and there's a whole sea to explore. Let's go 8ack to 8ark8eastplay. What's past a collar? Some treats? The clicker? Well, if you wanna 8ark like a 8itch, you're going to get treated like one! From 8eing forced into a 8itchsuit that restricts your lim8s and forces you to walk on your el8ows and knees, to 8e taken on pu8lic walks and ridiculed! There's so much more than just collars! Frankly. I think collars are kind of just a gimmick. It's like, the LARPer's introduction to darker forms of romance, sexual experiences, and true trust. I have a lot more to say on the topic, 8ut I made myself mad thinking a8out it all. Now I'm going to go 8low up a mountaintop or something! #nsfw #8dsm #nsfwe
i c0uld fuck up s0me pizza right n0w.
I have been discharged and I am still a member of the living.
8=8 > #jerkingoff #nsfw #WOOF
As I was recuested to remember this person before I chitt next. @chillerAficionado I would not mind having a woman own me. Spit on me perhaps. Maybe tie me up even. #nsfwe
:33< im so cute and submissive and br33dable and silly and sexy and cute! :33< #nsfw
☆~𖦹 Oh and the offer to sleep on my chest is still open ;) #nsfw 𖦹~☆
we all enjoy a nice beautiful park on a warm summer's day differently. mine is relaxing on a bench completely nude with my girl bulge out and flirting up whoever passes by #nsfw
#nsfw do people mean it when they say they like the contrast? 🥺 [An image and a video of Jade in the nude. The image is a POV of the viewer on a bed with her popping up next to it, her flat chest centered. Though her huge smile is pretty eye-catching too! The video, meanwhile, shows her jumping up, spinning around, and forcefully sitting on the bed to show off her plump rear and make it jiggle a little. She shakes it from side to side a few times before the video ends.]
~~(__^·> make space for pure hearted perverts in your life <3 <·^__)~~
[|87 :: hey so just a rem;nder that fet;sh;z;n lesb;ans ;s not fuk;n c00l. But you know what 1S c00l? Lur;n perverts ;nto your grand estate w;th seduct;ve prom;ses only to v;v;sect them ;nstead [|;7 #horror #gore #vaguepost;n #suggest;ve
[|87 :: https://med;a.tenor.com/YGxDUxSzMpcAAAAM/mereka-ada-dua.g;f
feeling kinda bored so i'm gonna go get terezi pregnant again #nsfw
THIS IS IT IT'S ALL OVER WHAT THE FUCK WHY DOES THE MULTIVERSAL SEX OFFENDER EXIST HOLY SHIT
~~(__^👀> fat older woman here <👀^__)~~ ~~(__^·> who said that? <·^__)~~
8=8 > Yuri....
OH MY GOD FUCK OFF
NO NONONONONO TAKE IT BACK NOW I SWEAR TO FUCK IF THIS HAPPENS IM BLAMING YOU FOR JIXING US
CRONUS R34LLY 1S SC4R1NG TH3 HO3S 4W4Y #H3ST4NKTH1SWHOL3S1T3UPW1THH1SPR3SC3NC3
<<"okay, um, i get why people were upset earlier...">>
:33< im just shitpeta thats all there is to it
Ough I’m VRISKING it
I would like to apologize for Vrisking it.
<<"i've never seen any alternate versions of myself on here, but if there are any out there, i hope they're having just as yuriful a time as i am... if not more!">>
i'm gonna bulge your stomach when i say this #nsfw
I think it's time to pull a page from old (new to me still) internet. All women are queens
🥛always!🐄
🥛:) Thank You!🐄
:33< as far as im aware its still #yuriday ://< unless your great huntress slept too long :33< so the hate of women on this day is especially terripurr!!!
₍^. .^₎⟆ Funny how ! can sSomet!mes go, “hey ! know you! ! sssaw your bulge on ch!tter!” #nsssfw꠹
Twice verified.
:33 < Wanna be gay? Let's hang!
went to huge juicy bulge town and everyone knew u
I Am Now Aware Happy Yuri Day To All Of You Beautiful Women ♡ #yuriday
❥ Thank uu!! Happy yuri day 2 u also!! ^u^ ｡˚○
❥ Oh εო sεa a yuri badgε? Aოazfin fing 2 ധakε up 2 nd sεa!! ^▽^ ｡˚○
:33 < *states at a wall fur 20 mins furst thing in the morning* :33 < -w-
₍^. .^₎⟆ !t’sS sSso hot !n my h!ve and my underSspheres are so ssweaty :( S!tt!ng on my b!g blush throne naked to cool off #nsssfw꠹
the best part of bein nb + bisexual?? i can do both ;3 #yaoi #yuri
give me a random woman, no condoms, a bed, two hours and i'll make magic happen #nsfw
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A sex party sounds fun~ #nsfw
i need a fucking drink. now.
cronus.... buddy.... you cant be saying all that....
Fuuuuuuuuck! I like girls!!!!!!!!
Oh We Culling Thaat Guy Huh! Gog Bless Amen :o)
I am disregarding the rest of the dashboard, by the way. I've been made uncomfortable enough by it for one night.
>+. BEGGIN' FOR A PEGGIN' .+< #nsfw
by the vway dont lump me vwith the alts of mine that are being total vweirdos im not them
c< yeaH! >c
c< it caN, yeaH! >c
c< iM gONNa taKe a lONg Hit Of My bONg, aNd tHeN Kiss a wOMaN, sO sHe alsO gets HigH >c
ive got soooo much to do tmrw which sucks but i do love my job so gn and wishin beautiful yuri dreams 4 everyone ;3
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ok im gonna go sleepy sleep now :3 see you tomorrow girls
im getting us what we deserve... a #yuriday badge
told janey todays #yuriday and she didnt reply w asking 2 kiss about it ;(
This flavor disc so good. It’s eating me outtttttttt and getting me pregnantttt #nsfw
me three
WOMEN
It's w☆men Wednesday!! Yay!!! #w☆menwednesday
me 2 :)
~~(__^·> dont forget to be extra rough with your indigo ladies! <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> she can take it! shes a big girl! <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> make her beg for mercy! <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> #nsfw #<3< <·^__)~~
~~(__^·> dont let rainbowdrinkers have all the fun <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> you can draw blood without hate too <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> its just so intimate to get a taste <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> #nsfw #<3 <·^__)~~
~~(__^·> #womankisserwednesday <·^__)~~
WOMEN1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>+. ANYWAY AN OPTIMAL LOOK IS NAKED WITH BOOTS ON .+< #nsfw
My " Grab Bag " Of New Followers That I Got For Being Funny And Also Desperately Needy. #positive #suggestive
Instant Rechitt.
no your right and don't let anyone say otherwise
holy shit eridan your real as fuck
anyways i'm off to eat mcdonalds and be sexy
Perhaps part of my current state of delirium is lack of sleep. I should probably take at least a small respite.
:33< girls can have all of those trust meow i checked!
enjoy your mcdonalds alien lady :)
:33< im simpurrly saying what we are all thinking
:33< butts and boobs and pussy and dick and bulge and nook and tailhole and rumblespheres and... :33< #nsfw
yesterday, apparently during among us gaming, dave decided to ask if she could "67" my boobs. of course i said yes, i crave the attention from my sexy babes (i say, as i never go to them with what i want out of odd fears).
I think I might have feelings for a man. DISCLAIMER: This chitt is a joke. I have been, am, and will continue to be exclusively attracted to women and femme presenting individuals in the middle of the gender spectrum. I made this chitt because I was watching clips of Alan Wake 2, and the way he speaks is so succint and fluid and his hair is so luxuriously long I almost mistook him for a beautiful femme nonbinary. That was another joke, I know he isn't. This post was just a bit of morning Rose Lalonde humor.
I WOULDNT FEEL TO BAD ABOUT IT, THEY CLEARLY ARE JUST ENDLESSLY PARROTING STATEMENTS OF HATRED AND BLAMING THE ENTIRE CASTE INSTEAD OF GOING FOR INDIVIDUALS ACTUALLY PROPEGATING THEIR ISSUES. #VAGUEREPLY
how many of those highblood harlots need to be put in plaCe? ugh! ~
:>
I Am The " Throat Goat ", And By That I Mean I Can Chug A Whole Can Of Arizona Iced Tea No Problem. #positive
lowblood bulge is one of my favorite tastes~ not only t↔at, but t↔eir nooks smell amazing~ it makes me go a little crazy on it to be ↔onest~ like, i cannot get it far enoug↔ down my c↔ute to be satisfied~ i’m only satisfied w↔en i feel t↔ose intense, powerful, salty, warm pumps of genetic material down my t↔roat~ w↔en i sit back on my ↔eels, look up at you wit↔ genmat all over my mout↔ and slobber running down my neck, ↔air all fucked up and wipe my mout↔ wit↔ t↔e back of my arm and ask you if i did a good job and you cannot even speak because i’ve drained all of your energy out your s↔ame globes~~~~~ t↔at’s w↔en i’m satisfied~ #nsfw
°⚬°⚬〇 where are all the h°t bikini babes 〇°⚬°⚬
I’M STILL TRYING T0 FIGURE 0UT WHAT THE SMALL LUCKY 0NE MEANT WHEN HE CALLED ME A TSUNDERE YESTERDAY. I KN0W WHAT THE W0RD MEANS. I D0N’T LIKE TH0SE IMPLICATI0NS.
I keep saying this.
remember everyone if you want someone whose a baddie don't get upset when their doing evil shit bad is literally in their title
The guy∆ are telling me friday i∆ work in your underwear day.... It'∆ weird I didn't ∆ee a memo! But I gue∆∆ I'll have to participate for company moral!
If I stop posting, ask in three hours if an ambulance needs to be called, but not for me.
it's okay if the first thrust is a little too intense for you! you still have another 6 rounds to get used to it :D #nsfw
A night of frivolity, superb company and appreciation for a good rosé. Exquisite photography skills provided by @tipsyGalactica #nsfw #art #suggestive #boudoir https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dc2acb34d2f0.png
okay so like what if you and me have had a great time hanging out together all night? we start getting tired and decide we've earned ourselves a good night's rest. so we tuck ourselves in and wish each other a good night. time passes and we're both deep asleep. or, well, you are at least. i've woken up in the middle of the night with heavy lust pushing through my every vein. i'm unable to fall back asleep no matter how hard i try. my body and my mind can't focus on anything other than this feeling. there i am, horny, throbbing and needy. and there you are, pretty even when asleep, gently resting under a heavy blanket and with the soft lips of your mouth hanging just so slightly open. i know you've always said you want to help me when i've needed it, so in the heat of the night i crawl out my bed and onto yours, sitting lightly on top your stomach. i stop for a moment to collect myself, trying to keep the thoughts in my mind in somewhat of an order. i slowly put it against your lips, leaving traces of the lipstick you forgot to remove on it, and slide forwards. you're warm. you're wet. you're everything my body craved. i keep going, bitting down on my finger in an attempt to keep my moans from coming out and waking you. the gentle breaths from your nose tickle my skin as i slide it back. i keep going and almost tear up from the euphoric scratching of such a deep itch. eventually, i get the relief i've longed for as i finish down your throat. my breathing grows intense and my heart beats like a drum with each rope i put in you. once done, i take a minute before climbing off. i plant a kiss on your cheek and whisper a loving "thank you" before tucking myself back into bed and falling asleep so like what would you think about that if it happened? #nsfw
I wish poorn MVS didn't have moosic loowkey. I'm trying too bust a nut noot bust a moove -n- #nsfw
seadweller scran https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4976938e8b43.jpg
im making curry tonight, i think!
i'm impulsive. :D
all the skirt talk has me in girl mode again. ah well, save me wardrobifier!
i do too! but when im out in public it is harder to find places to change.
I need claws running down my spine, make me bleed and make me whine. #nsfw
:33 < mewr on mewr own. :33 < i'd be jealous to be in mewr pawsition
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[[Tandakatan !]] Sister We were always destined to be best friends https://i.postimg.cc/NFrWzP9K/Screenshot-20260512-072738.png ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
[[Tandakatan !]] For those asking my type? A tall woman with a fat ass! #suggestive ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
4yyyy l3t m3 s1t on your f4c3. >8] #nsfw