♦ pitied by @corallineCataclysm
!!! (OOC) !!! I'm not against NSFW by any means but the almost constant hornyposting and only engaging with accounts that 90% of the time focus on smut is discouraging to log in to. #nsfw ish

holy mackarel i gotta step my ruthless game up shes makin me look like a chump ova here
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. I'M BACK. I'M BACK. I'M BACK. I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAINI WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN V V V V V V VI WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAINI WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAINI WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAINI WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAINI WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAINFNFJFJNSJHNSDJIDBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB SYSTEM FAILURE
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. I'M BACK. I'M BACK. I'M BACK. I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT MEENAH AGAIN
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. I'M BACK. I'M BACK. I'M BACK. I AM ALIVE I AM ALIVE

ma7be 7ou should have kept this to 7ourself, m7 gu7. 7ou'd be safe if she thought 7ou were dead
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. I'M BACK. I'M BACK. I'M BACK. I AM GOG I AM GOG I HAVE BESTED GOG I AM ALIVE. I AM ALIVE I AM ALIVE I AM ALIVE I AM ALIVE I AM ALIVE I AM ALIVE I AM ALIVE I AM ALIVE I AM ALIVE I AM ALIVE I AM ALIVE I AM ALIVE I AM ALIVE I AM ALIVE I AM ALIVE I AM ALIVE I AM ALIVE I AM ALIVE I AM ALIVE I AM ALIVE I AM ALIVE I AM ALIVE I AM ALIVE I AM ALIVE I AM ALIVE I AM ALIVE GOG WEAPS UPON MY UPRISING I AM GOG. ALIVE ALIVE ALIVE ALIVE ALIVE ALIVE ALIVE ALIVE ALIVE I AM ALIVE.

FUCK 4ROUND 4ND F1ND OUT FR1D4Y #F4FOFR1D4Y
BREAKING NEWS: Meenah now owns the news station. Winners rights.
it is a shame to hear that an individual had died, but if they, as the young ones say, fuck around and find out, then that is simply on them if they prod a hungry shark and then get upset when it bites them

#MeenahMoment.

#peixesstaywinnin

id krill someone just for bein named andrew
TODAYS NEWS: They are fucking dead. Meenah got them.
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. You don't know where I am.

IF YOU USE THE BRITTA FILTER IN THE GRAY HOUSE, PLEASE REFILL IT.
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. I am going to live forever.
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. I won't die.
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. I won't die.
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. I am going to live forever.

We would never doubt you.

fought her once and ended up with a new lease on life and a moireel

The news is about to fuck around and find out.
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙄𝙣. > NEWS NEWS NEWS WELCOME TO CHANNEL 666 NEWS WHERE WE BRING YOU THE LATEST NEWS OF █████ TOWN. YOU DO NOT SCARE ME.

listen to the prez she #aboutthatsmoke <> and thats comin from M-E, whos also meenah

ooc:// if I hate anything I'm sorry I'm like half awake

i'm cussing a lot today. i earned it.

I SHOULD GET SPHERE REDUCTION SURGERY.
CERTAIN SOURCES MAY TRY TO TELL YOU COMMANDER KARKAT VANTAS FELL ASLEEP IN THE MIDDLE OF A MEETING WITH HIS PHONE IN HIS HAND. CERTAIN FORCES MAY TRY TO TELL YOU THAT DESPITE THEIR BEST EFFORTS TO WAKE HIM UP, COMMANDERS MARYAM AND PEIXES DECIDED TO JUST LEAVE HIM THERE IN THE BRIEFING ROOM AND LET HIM GET SOME WELL-DESERVED REST. THESE SOURCES WOULD BE LYING.
There. Everyyyyyyyything is normal now. As it should 8e.

does anyone know where to get an edgy assassin? or i guess, return one? because my god this guy is fucking ANNOYING.
COMMANDERS MARYAM AND PEIXES ARE, ONCE AGAIN, THE ONLY PEOPLE WITH WRINKLES ON THEIR THINKPANS ON THE ENTIRETY OF EARTH C. IT'S SO REFRESHING TO SIT DOWN AND TALK STRATEGY WITH SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT, INSTEAD OF PARKING MY ASS AT THE TABLE AND LISTENING TO WHATEVER INNANE DRIBBLE ROLLS OFF THE SMOOTH PAN AND COMES OUT OF THE MOUTH OF THE AVERAGE JOE SCHMOE POLITICAL TYPE WHO THINKS HE CAN LEVERAGE THE WAR EFFORTS FOR HIS OWN GAIN.

That's alright, I would understand. Perhaps I would hire an aide to ensure I would not get stepped on.

That’s alright. You deserve a little trickery, as a treat.

Perhaps attending #FightNight with access to my Chittr.ing account should not be allowed.

buncha useless flounders in this competition

bacon eggs sausage ham hash browns sordough toast with butter and pancakes. felt like making a big breakfast.

good morning everybody!!! i'm making a big breakfast.

the wonders of cooking several different kinds of meat, a buncha hash browns, pancakes- im gonna need a nap after all this.
notes on voidstrap experimentation no.1 #nsfw - as a general rule of thumb u shouldnt stick alchemized stuff up ur cooch w/o thoroughly gaugin its levels of radiation n general physical stability - specially if the thing in question looks majyyk in nature, u def dont want a defective artifact no-clippin through ur internal organs liek in a glitchy game - aftr runnin a few tests in my lab, i concluded the object is safe 4 human (n troll) use, prolly due 2 the presence of the perfectly generic dildo in its alchemization process (sometiems u gotta stick 2 the basics!) - the obj doesnt seem 2 rely on batteries 2 function, but not only it emits an unnatural comic-lookin glow (its so pretty u guys), it will also vibrate in varyin intensities, likely dependin on the wielders emotional state - while holdin one of its ends, i could also notice how my nerves woul react 2 anything that touched the shaft, as if it waz an extra limb of sorts, what obviously presents a lot of excitin possibilities lmao - it was also cold as fuck but not in an unpleasant way by any means, so i assume thats an outcome of the void majyyks in its composition - conclusion: more functional testin is certainly in order, n im dyin 2 put this bad boy 2 good use lmao

ready for #myfeast

((man. there is like, no art of john showing hole that i can use. i have been searching for like an hour.
Truly my perfect state is when I don't have to deal with dhcoosing clothes. And I can be entierely nude. But I also knwo that i have to becasuse theyre perverts otherwises. #nsfw
I'm talented with my tongue. I just don't get to use it much. #nsfw

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GONNA GET LIKE SOME KINDA MUTHAHAFUCKING PLAQUE OR SOME SHIT THAHAT SAYS "I T.K.O.'D SAXTON HAHALE" AND HAHANG THAHAT SHIT UP IN MY RESPITEBLOCK. :o) #fightnight

aight i trust u

otter me i sea you online what kinda deal did you make with mr prez

How did you find out that fast. I literally just found out and I'm the one HERE.

good for him tbh

an addendum. also #nsfw i guess but. swarms of hands are also probably good for brat taming. not that i have to worry about doing that all that much! but. food for thought.

not to be the i needa kiss someone dork but. i may be experiencing symptoms!
Wvho’s on the roster for #fightnight?

how many times canoe watch the same couple do the same theatrics before ya reelize they just doin it for attention

while i have mooostly returned my living room to normal, the big pillow fort in the corner stays. it is where all my plushies have been stashed.
Unfortunate, another palm-husk that had to be disposed of because my fingers were simply too big to use it any longer, curse my ungogly amount of molting.

marketing being nice like it's a refreshing beverage. try nice! itll heal ya.
((when i joined here i was definitely expecting... less... to put it mildly. it would be nice to have a switch to control whether that sort of thing appeared or not)) #ooc
((is there an option for those of us who dont want to see tentacle dildos every time we log on? I dont wanna have to block everyone who has a bulge badge

anything works for you though. different scale.

surely being as competitive as possible will lead to victory. :/

D --> I am hungry I am going to make breakfast today I think
anyway pierced my ears with minimal issues hopefully it doesnt get #infected

im still on a gameshow but i swear i can hear music from all the way back at the office

makin the net bigger doesnt do anyfin when there aint no fish to catch man

everyone here a chump they the shrimp wimps this is a competition for lobster monsters 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

since you here mr prez saury imma be busy for a whale im at a cooking competition. so if anyone tries to pike invade the nation or somefin just tell em to come back later when im done

I don't argue with the women in my Cabinet. They make posts that I do not understand and I simply press the "like" button like I'm told.

Got thi2 2hit on lock 😎

This virus actually spreads via gay people, so we're all FUCKED.

oh, to whichever aranea showed up last night and got the sleepover on truth or dare: thanks! it was fun. hope you can stick around next time. sorry i dont know which you were.

the dude next to me on the bus keeps talking about mommy asmr and how its actually beneficial because of some hardwired thing in us as kids triggers a comfort response. i. ... ??? not technically #nsfw or #suggestive but i'll tag as such just in case cause i have no fucking clue if this is supposed to be A Thing with people or not.

just applied for a job. what have i be(ome

Now who just submitted an application saying they are applying for the love of the game and is not requesting any financial compensation

oh cod wtf is happening now i slept thru a cabinet meeting huh

fucked up but imma let it slide cuz its true old bass

Th3 ri23 i2 ri2ing and th3 grind i2 grinding

... New positions are currently open in the Search & Rescue division. Please reach out to myself or your VP, @tentacleTherapist#7214, to apply.

im kinda glad things calmed down last night ror a minute i was worried my house wasnt big enough.
> 1dk <

Everyone currently occupying a position within the Search & Rescue division is now fired, effective immediately. Interns currently stationed within the S&R division will be relocated.
sorry everybody but if you want to see me naked youll have to do it the old-fashioned way! with us falling into a water fountain together which ties are fates together into a series of comedic but romantic coincidences until we fall in love! and you also have to knock on my door one day to watch all the troll indiana jones movies with me and play the adventure games with me! your path in the fate of trollantis AND your indy quotient will be taken into account! so dont get sloppy! https://i.postimg.cc/TYpvQqXx/MOVIE-DATE-NIGHT.png
i wish some of the alt janes were online it would be nice to see her text again

Th3y dont alway2 think it b3 lik3 it i2 But it do
Everythingfis blurry. #substance
I wish I could get more watested without vomiting #substance
The blame game. #vaguepost
Sorry. It’s the fate of anyone close to me, I think.
If I could make worse decisions than the one Im making now I woukld. But I can’t get any lower. #substance #vaguepost
WHAT??? ah nah cellular device's fuckin up again

Gor3gl3 do moob3a2t2 3at flow3r2?
HM. MY FIRST SLuMBER PARTY. WENT WELL. STILL HAVE NO IDEA. HOW THE FuCK I GOT THERE.

welp, surprise return of the slumber party! an open evening is hard to ignore. feel free to hop in, just try not to mess up my stuff! https://msparp.chat/slumber2theslumbering
hTtPs://mEdIa.tEnOr.cOm/1UxGr2zTf0eAaAa1/MiStAmAnDrEw-pLaNs.wEbP hTtPs://wWw.yOuTuBe.cOm/wAtCh?v=_YiCa0jNmIg

as a 40k kult celebration i will post a photo of me doing whatever the most liked suggestion is in the replies go!

I apologize for my behavior. I have since calmed down, and I am glad to see a cure for the virus has been found. My apologies, my dear constituents.
wa1t so l1ke... pretty sure 1 k1nda get the b1ology of m1s1ngno here? not to brag but 1'm k1nd of a f1duspawn champ haha 😏 anyway 1t's k1nd of l1ke... A mutated f1dusucker that doesn't real1ze 1t's a sucker anymore... so 1t's st1ll l1ke, try1ng to 1nfect people bas1cally? But l1ke, 1t's st1ll techn1cally evolved, so 1t's programed to seek out a master to follow... And the w1res get crossed 1g so the l1ttle th1ng 1s all l1ke "oh cool 1 gotta f1nd people and 1nfect them." so l1ke. That's my theory anyway... My Game Theory... #MyGameTheory SOURCES: (The Off1c1al F1duspawn Handbook vol. 13, pg. 10-17) (The F1duspawn Off1c1al Webs1te: https://mspa1ntadventures.fandom.com/w1k1/F1duspawn) (Sh1geru Trollmor1 1nterv1ew https://youtu.be/c1e8-NmKLjc?s1=vky3WzhrKx_ObF0Y)

oh i wanna throw stuff again. get into one petty argument and im all huffy.

Wok3 up in 2uch a 2hit mood F33l bad for my punching bag

really hoping i dont have any worshipers.

by the bayou truman show sucks bass. way worse than eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. felt like pretentious mumbo jumbo and didnt efin make me conchsider my past mistakes. cool endin tho 5/10

what to do what to do. scream might be the call.

I have been slain in Among Us.

got told to try the truman show coz i piked eternal sunshine of the spotless mind lets sea if human jim carrey can blow me away twice if he doesnt #bombonhishouse

i hate this dude already

it was! and i lost. way more fun if i own that rather than crying about it. :P

just got my ass beat in an unarmed strife with @chrysophilistCataclysm it lasted like, a minute i think? i got one kinda good swing in and then was pinned and yowling for my life. taking this l all the way home for an ice pack. edit: it was my idea! i wanted to try unarmed since the powers on weapon strife got really intense. turns out this was more intense! still fun though.

i dont gotta be empress i got a full time job monitoring the prez to make shore he doesnt pass the fuck out every time a shirtless dude is on the dash

buoy gets anime style nose bleeds

K--<im not 24/7 struggling any more

I would like to humbly request any individuals attempting to “explode my bulge” with their “mind” to cease. I don’t even know what that means, but I would appreciate it if you stopped. I need that

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn #yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn

i am three days deep on not having my affairs meddled with. really makes a guy gal think about meddling in someone elses affairs.

fuuuck i hate when she spits bars

i wish takin the ring off didnt tp you back to tha bubbles itd be so fuckin funny to pull a bit where someones annoyin you so you take yo ring off and keel over dead on tha ground

#meenahmoment

#meenahmoment
[ The video starts with a shot in the middle of the woods, the camera pointing upwards towards the swaying leaves. For a moment the forest is quiet and calm. Only a faint, mid-pitched howling sound can be heard... Before it starts to get louder. And louder. And just at the apex of its volume, Rufioh drops down from the sky and lands on the centermost branch, finally completing a long, needlessly loud rooster-esque crow. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXQtPUrgCCM) ] YO!! My name 1s Ruf1oh N1tram, and TH1S 1s Surv1vor! [ He dives down towards the forest floor, getting close enough that his horns are almost touching the ground... Then his wings spread open and he's saved from faceplanting just in time as he swoops perfectly upwards and onto his feet... Then he awkwardly runs up to the camera and angles it more towards the sky.] Uh, one sec, haha... Yo, 1 got some BANGARANG 'ss tr1cks to show off, watch th1s sh't... [ Once the camera is in position he darts back up into the air. After a quick series of flips, twists, and daring stunts, a stray gust of wind sends him spiraling off his path and disappearing into one of the dense trees below... And then, conveniently, his body just so happens to land right in front of the camera. A sick crunch and a pained "OUGH" are all you hear before the video cuts out. ] ( @starPower @gutsyGumshoe )
My nose still hurts hit the door with it to the face... Ow

#NeedThat
top secret. we never commercialized it since despite its efficacy in growin keratin, t)(ere wasnt any way to stop t)(e rate a growin. 10 outta 15 test subjects got impaled wit)( t)(eir own )(orn growt)( turnin in on t)(em. now its just a casual curio i c)(ew on time to time if i gotta regrow s)(it quick for appearances.
I'm too bony for cuddles I guess. #tragedy
You know what? I'll do it. I'll keep it pu8lic just to make you laugh.

some people are reposting their tits so i feel safe in doing this too https://(dn.img(hest.(om/files/bf8b419(e5df.jpg #nsfw

((art b7 @(hr7sophilistCata(l7sm

good fuckin cod get her off my dash i hate it
X I’m included in everyone this time, fuck that shit. x

:o) You know when someone says something about you :o) And the terminology infects your brain :o) Even if you don't necessarily agree with it. :o( Indeed.
almost feels nostalgic. remember w)(en i watc)(ed cartoons. gotta pick some back up, maybe. get some ideas outta it.

also hey fortnite has been moved to tomorrow, or sunday. depends on how many people are up for it!

DUDE. PRACTICALLY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY POSTS AND STILL GOING. WHY????? @terminallyCapricious#0580 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e4e141f42fc5.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e6ecb7c36590.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2d668674481a.png

I asked porrim to make me bread, and she obliged, and vwery good. i got horribly vwiolently ill after, but great experience, 10/10 She is newver making me wvheat bread again, though.
i’m offline for a whole 24 hours and my moirail kidnapped someone and drowned them in a lake…

7ou ever get the urge to just dan(e? i do, all the time https://(dn.img(hest.(om/files/778d4780138f.jpg #nsfw

threetnite it is.

I n33d mor3 p3opl3 to throw parti32 2o I can g3t fuck3d up, go hard and hav3 fun in2t3ad of b3ing a 2ob3r bum who ha2 to k33p thing2 running 2mooth
Infernal ticking and tocking and pikapika-ing too! No one is ever going to give me a medal for this, even though I pro8a8ly deserve it. 8lood, mud, and when I catch that stupid reptile, GUTS all over my new fishing shirt!

Going to sit in a dark room like this until I calm down. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6794a73d0903.jpg

((Can’t believe it took me this long to do a replace I with i quirk instead of fighting my autocorrect all the damn time
FUCK ME, THERE'S SO MANY FUCKING CLOWNS ON THIS SITE. I'M NOT SQUINTING TO SEE WHATEVER THE SHIT YOU ASSHOLES ARE SAYING.
I will not 8e at fight night for very 8ersonal reasons. -Vriska
you know what that sounds lovely my arms are getting tired
currently on hour two of trying to brush my hair

im overdue for a fight with you, maybe later today we get swinging?

i do what i want

1 DO 1 W4S JUST TOO M4D TO DO TH3 3XTR4 B1T 1'V3 F41L3D YOU

1 LOOK 4W4Y FROM YOU LOT FOR ON3 FUCK1NG S3COND.

ocray idk what the fucks happenin with my job i guess

don't even know what to do anymore.

every time i try to relax something monumentally stupid happens.
happy take a drink thursdssay. #substance
ʇ)+|is is jusʇ like ʇ)+|e Dancing plague of 1518 you will all be fine in ʇ)+|e morning. Iʇ is mass psyc)+|ogenic illness. Calm yourselves. ʇrollbama will be back.
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Ju2t wh3n I thought my lif3 wa2 g3tting b3tt3r again a littl3 bit again It all crumbl3d right in front of m3.

i have to hate troll bruno mars posts coz he a crockershill but i dont wanna

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Tavros Nitram is dead to me. #JaneTavIsOverParty

2hit fair 3nough I f33l you th3r3 big dawg. Com3 3njoy th3 f32tiviti32 and watching th3 fight2! Y'aint obligat3d to g3t in th3 pit. Th3r3'll b3 pl3nty of oth3r folk2 for it

i am a latina / shadow the hedgehog would love me / and that's what keeps me going / thats how i remind myself that i'm pretty

i LOVE when my phone auto corrects my fucking typing. pain in the god damn ass.
// if I get home and I hate the boobs I drew so help me #nsfw

Actually, I don't regret still 8eing dead. Some of the realities many of you actively document openly on here sound like actual nightmares to wake up and open the windows to invite a new day in.

we tried wranglin him in the conference room but we the worst people to be doin this coz i think some a those strider dudes could #getittoo were i a man

2hit mayb3 Mo2t of what I n33d to work on i2 making a form for p3opl3 to fill out for w3ight cla2232 and match up2, and I al2o kinda want3d to go ov3r a pot3ntial pow3r2 brack3t but that 233m2 lik3 a nightmar3 to try and divid3 up and mak3 rul32 for
alr1ght... hyped myself up as long as 1 could... ton1ghts f1nally the n1ght yall... f1nally gunna spread my w1ngs and break 1t off for REAL th1s t1me... 1f you dont hear from me by dawn then uh... then he probably squ1shed me to death, haha... all that repressed rage 1s uh. real terr1fy1ng. haha.

right???
i got a kull quota to reach lay it on me you unpleasant graceless fuckin knowwnothings
I SPILLED A CAR8ONATED SUGAR 8EVERAGE ON MY TITS FUCKKKK #epicFail #nsfw?

there was another meenah and a (ondes(e there so 7ou were represented

you KNO i was. acshoally hate to say it erifin was dripped the fuck up
getting really tired of all of you wilfully misunderstanding my situation I AM HAPPY!!!!!!!
:33< weve b33n trying to reach mew about mewr skuttlbuggys extended warranty
Hm. No longer 8usy with what had kept my attention 8ut now I'm pondering whether that's a good thing or not.
∻My lusus just t☢ld me the hem☢spectrum might n☢t be the ☢nly spectrum I'm ☢n.∻

I f33l lik3 i b33n around long 3nough and know mo2t of ya w3ll 3nough to hit thi2 2hit up again. R3act to my 2hit and ill po2t 2om3thing about you. Thought2, conf322ion2, 3tc If I dont know much about you ill com3 up with 2om3thing
aw man, i spaced out and went on a culling spree... i like it better when i can remember those :/
This site is very illiterate, but hopefully at least one or two of you know how to read.
bitches love me.
I want to be on someone’s NIGHTMARE blunt rotation.
H4H4 OF COURS3 B4B3. YOU’R3 SO FUNNY B4B3. 1 LOV3 WH3N YOU ST4RT K1LL1NG TH3 POOR WORK3RS 4T MCDON4LD’S. NOW L3T M3 OUT OF TH3 B4S3M3NT.

I am passing a bill to make the Netflix start-up screen less scary.

before 4/20 human calender day ends anyone wanna smoke the seaweed that makes you think reeflective and deeply aboat your past mistakes #substances
it feels like some of the erpers are kind of just a clique of their own just fucking eachother 24/7 and like there's nothing wrong with erp but if you're just fucking your friends do you gotta do that on everyone's timeline
((have to copy-paste this asshole's quirk from quirk builder lmaooo))
Ugh 1 should be work1ng on f1x1ng my garden but 1 want to pa1l 1nstead or some attent1on. }:^( #nsfw
This site can make 8eing an empath (in the psychic sort of sense, 8efore you start making assumptions) a real pain in the rear, sometimes.

what was it again? oh right. i love you. you are loved. you aren't alone.

iT'S JUST RAINING INSIDE,

alright im just. gonna go squeeze the shit out of a pillow and try to sleep. that'll help.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS NECESSARY, BUT THE SHEER, UNMITIGATED VOLUME OF ALTSELF INCARNATIONS OF A DECIDEDLY SINGULAR ORIENTATION AND DISPOSITION TOWARD A SPECIFIC, UNNAMED STRIDER HAS REACHED A NECK-DEEP FLOOD LEVEL THAT I CAN NO LONGER IGNORE FOR MY OWN SAKE. HENCE THIS ARBITRARY STATEMENT OF MY POSITION, FOR THE POSTERITY OF HOWEVER LONG I REMAIN ON THIS CHARRED, SMOLDERING FIREPIT OF A HELLSITE. NOT TAKEN. NOT COMMITTED. FEMALES: MAY INQUIRE. MAY ASK. ALL AT YOUR OWN RISK. #TENTATIVELYNSFW #NOTREALLY #CONTAINSMULTITUDES

i CALLED HER AND, lITERALLY IT IS FINE, eVERYONE IS ALWAYS SUCH, a WORRYWART WITH ME,

i need more outlets.

i don't even feel like pranking anyone. :(
HEY GIRL. I LEAN ON MY CANE AND PROCEED TO FALL OVER AND FACEPLANT WHILE ATTEMPTING TO FLIRT.
EVERYBODY LEAVE @ADIOSTOREADOR ALONE OR I WILL PERFORATE ALL OF YOUR BONE BULGES WITH A CULLING FORK, THEN SHOVE IT IN YOUR CHAGRIN TUNNELS. ONE BY ONE, GO AHEAD AND LINE UP! AND TAVROS. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF THE MOTHER GRUB, STOP TALKING ABOUT VRISKA AND FEET IN THE SAME SENTENCE. MY PUSHER CAN’T TAKE THE SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENT. JUST LOOKING OUT FOR YOU BRO.

yeah i'm really glad i was busy doing what i was when that got posted because i could not do it after reading all that. #nsfw
just me and my 1000+ notes in my phone against the world

tRIPPED WHILE TRYING TO LAY DOWN, aCCIDENTALLY SHATTERED A PRIZE HEIRLOOM PLATE, pASSED DOWN TO ME FROM, mY LATE LUSUS,
Okay it feells a llittlle more personall when the brightest shining beacon of the entirety of my memory is allso pitying all of my posts.

hoes dont fuck w my deranged aura and offputting whimsy
im actually really funny once you get past howw socially inept i am

with my p0wer i decree that y0u must c0mpete t0 entertain me and the winner gets a cust0m badge. submissi0ns are n0w cl0sed 0u0 addendum. y0u can try as much as y0u want. y0u d0n't need t0 be funny just bring me m0re j0y then every0ne else.

for frondship friday imma shellebrate all my adorin and loyal fronds who stuck with me thru thick and thin such as

yeah im. not getting anything done up here.
Considering changing my identity, moving, and becoming an entirely new person away from anyone who could recognize me or any of the binds caused by my lived experiences, being someone unlike myself that even if someone did find me they’d think they were wrong about it because I would simply never act that way.

imma let u in on a seacret i aint got no lawyer thats just what im sayin to avoid the trends

these guys suck at keepin a fight organized eelmao i bailed

u shoald swing by

still that bird 38/ someone else be numba one hated for once how aint cronus secured the spot yet

yAY }:) yOU'RE MY BUDDY, mEENAH, dESPIKE IT ALL, eHEHE,
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F2E117hbMAQXFkI?format=jpg&name=900x900

ppl doin caste tierlists shoaldnt be surprising noboaty u guys live on the dam planets you kno how it works OBVIFIS)(LY ppl got preferences

alright thats a nice big ol bolder smashed to pieces i am feeling slightly better. now what to do about the crater.
i think im drinking out of a straw wrong because how in the fresh hell did my juice end up on my arm instead of my mouth do i have a hole in my face where one shouldnt be am i leaking

first order of business im requestin a collab w the new attorney general to blow that guy up like just a lil bit

nevermind divine intervention took him thats outta my fronds

anautter #meenahmoment done and dusted

30 minutes til we all die foreva everyone confess they deepest darkest secrets now and do it publicly so we all get to sea it too
STOP REACTING LIKE THAT I'M NOT LOOKING FOR PITY. IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL, ITS JUST LITERALLY SO FUCKING ALIEN TO ME THAT THERE COULD BE A VERSION OF ME WHO ACTS LIKE A FRESH-FACED WRIGGLER. ITS ALMOST EMBARRASSING.
SEEING OTHER ME'S WHO ARE LIKE...HAPPY AND JOYOUS AND SHIT IS SO FUCKING UNCANNY. I FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE FOR FEELING WEIRD ABOUT IT, BECAUSE WHO AM I TO SHIT ON SOME OTHER GUY'S GOOD TIME- BUT AT THE SAME TIME WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN YOUR TIMELINE THAT YOU AREN'T CONSTANTLY PLAGUED IN THE PAN BY AGGRAVATION AND HATE.
I think that I have spent so long having complications with women in romance sometimes I forget how good of friends they can be. I'm happy.
1 D1DN'7 3V3N G37 70 7HR0W CR0NU5 0U7 4 W1ND0W.
I can make many noises. It is a talent.
:33< i like to think im extra cray cray but thank mew :DD
:33< i have thought on our romeownce system :33< lots of them i am the shipping troll of my genpurration dont mew know
I may be exhausted. But I have a drink and girl scout cookies so. #substance

iT IS PRETTY YUCKY, yEAH THIS IS WHY i PREFER A NICE, sHIRLY tEMPLE!

I keep pressing t)(e pitc)( reaction on t)(ings by accident. I'm saury! I don't mean to. 38P
sometimes i think "i should interact with more posts" and then i scroll down and wow

ocray baitween nice au crockerbeach and this now im gettin confused an complicated in the pan
I love oversharing about my personal life until people suddenly Know about My Personal Life. Then it becomes an issue.
upon furthEr invEstigation into thE prEviously mEntionEd archaic shipping shipping charts, it appEars as though truly anciEnt altErnians had morE typEs of romancE than thE four quadrants. assuming that somE instancEs arE synonymous with Each othEr, i'm still up to 24 catEgoriEs of romancE so far.

they catfishfighting in the comments down there and im watchin it w grubcorn

I am more concerned for the individual responsible.

To whomever sent an unsolicited, sexual image address to the Gray House, please seek medical attention immediately. It should not look like that.

how????
what i hate about bratz collecting is that a lot of ppl act confused about other bratz character that arent yasmin jade sasha or cloe like what do u mean literally meygan and dana and fianna debuted after the main girls too
bratz fact 5 is that there is a canon lesbian and bisexual couple which is roxxi and nevra https://i.postimg.cc/Cxq9m6Yc/Bratz-Dolls02A.webp
dont get started on the 4 main bratz characters and how messy they are for dating each others boyfriends LMAO
I can't recommend much that google wouldn't anyways, I fear you may just have to suffer for today.
I'd like to get better at posting photos of myself. I never think about it, and then realize I take maybe one every two months.

ew.

wow ocray they moby dead fr my bad i think

sad to sea a reel one go out like this

suddenly feeling WAY better.
I have a total of 3 outfits I move between before I must cave into a t-shirt and skirt combo. Usually it isn’t so noticeable because I don’t get out that much. But it’s becoming relevant this week.
i have a psychiatry appointment tomorrow and you best believe my psychiatrist is hearing all about you

kinda movie that makes u wanna apologize for what u did wrong to ppl but pike it wasnt T)(AT good

Roller disco. 38) #38D!!!
Maybe it's good I'm being kept so busy, it helps me avoid long periods of pathetic posts.
Being as never truly satisfied as I am, it's a comedic sort of irony that despite how often I complain about being bored, when I have things to do I just miss lounging around reading and watching movies.
ADHD is oft not diagnosed in woman. I look longingly at my second meal, that I made and then forgot about and then made another seperate meal.
Oh. He's here now. #vaguepost
its all friendship this teamwwork that wwhat the fuck happened ta makin an example outta someone pullin some random fuckin idiot outta the crowwd an gorin em onstage so the resta the idiots fall in line or better yet wwhen they had public standin trials scheduled evvery half cycle that you could sit in and wwatch wwhoevvers gonna get ate but nooo wwere all reformed an shit noww wwevve gotta respect the binds of a neww legal system wwhat a load a hot fuckin garbage wwouldnt be havvin near as many problems if wwe brought back the idea of public shame and evvisceration
...I worry a8out that girl. #Dashwatching

i have GOT to fucking check who is posting before i click spoiled images.

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(( I want to RP Signless and Mindfang shenanigans...alas no one sees the potential but me .))

sorry boat the silence tonite its R-E-ELY hard not bein mean
Sometimes I worry that I am not trying hard enough to 8e helpful and patient, and that to everyone else I must seem rather condescending. Chittr never fails to give me the ego 8oost I need to say, "All things considered, I'm hardly even that 8ad." Thank you, Chittr.

I'M GOING TO S--E--E )(OLLYWOOD!!! 38D
Well now, if I am to trust anyone’s opinion on the matter of hair then I suppose it should be yours. Thank you :)
i just paid 8 bucks for a coffee and it tastes like shit, like what even is the point
if i wag my tail fast enough it becomes a lethal weapon
I KNOW, I'M THE CUTEST SON OF A BITCH AROUND, WHATEVER THAT MEANS.

happy bday to egbert an only egbert no one eelse its only one persons bday
38O My bad! But for r--e--el you s)(ould r--econsid--er goign GAGA ov--er Lady GAGA... 38P
peØple saying "yØu are playing the game wrØng." yØu are Øn a website where. many trØlls have pØsted their full bulge and nØØk. fØr everyØne tØ see. yØu expect far tØØ much. and the answer is kill everyØne including myself. #nsfw #cw-self-harm
I feel like if I answer the fuck/marry/kill trend I will 6e the 9ne that ends up dead (again) #nsfw #vi9lence
have you never heard that knocking before trying is bad? just give it a chance :(

wow okay yeah i'm starting to see why some people have beefs with their alts.
it's healthy and sweet!!! and delicious. you're missing out
Hiccups are a bitch. But luckily there's a pressure point to cure that.

love saying whom and who in the wrong contexts so that someone smart will correct me and ramble on a whole bunch. i know the contexts! or do i?

it's funny! per chaps this is jolly good. jake would think it's funny.
BABY WANTS TO MAKE IRRESPONSIBLE DECISIONS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!

perch-aps is a really good pun but it also makes me think of a service where you get a different opinion on a decision provided by several stuffy dudes in monocles and tophats.
Fushia women continue to be nothing but good for me. (Barring the obvious.)
Nights like these I can almost forget about The Picture. #vaguepost

Soo when a girl wears noothing but an ooversized t-shirt it's cute and sexy but when i doo it's "yoou looook hoomeless" "shaped like a coockrooach" "where the fuck did yoou get my shirt give it back" "it's toooo small foor yoou anyway i can literally see yoour crevice" smh 8/
DAMN THAT SOUNDS STRESSFUL UR STILL LOOKIN HAWT THO

i was just suggesting i stop going hehehe all the time! that's all. also pre what now.

i think i giggle a lot more than i used to? might need to tone it down.

if it wasn't so late i might just invite some people over to babble. feel like talking.

hey you said a week, it's barely been a light, silly!

what to do what to do what to do? still so energetic! long day be damned.
8itches love me 8itches love me 8itches love me love me love me love me!!!!!!!!

aw, dang. i was going to invite you to my pre-birthday thing tomorrow! ah well. have a good time!!!

don't mako a mountain out of a molehill.

think im... startin to become a spider fan again. this shit DANG-EROUS for a meenah you all aint efin got a clue

S)(e called me BUBBL--ES! 38D #glubposting
it took me way 2 long 2 figure out that ppl actually WERENT all sharin this rlly cool song called "your browser is deprecated please update"
please come to my restaurant. i don't wanna go bankrupt :(
NOT EVEN. New guy, an even WORSE nuisance!!
He! Is so! Frustr8ting!! #Vague #8ARELY!!!!!!!!

T)(ey sometimes forget my s)(rimp egg rolls. 38(
Disclaimer: I do not reclaim the title of Marquise Spinneret Mindfang. I am not accepting inquiries at this time a8out it.

aww, you're drawing me a picture? you don't gotta do that silly, i like giving you treats!!! only person who likes bugs as much is you is your tutor miss pyrope.
Uhhh. The fire was green, some people tried to summon demons, Callie brought #substances, Eridan was in some type of jester outfit, there was an incredibly dangerous hot tub and then a regular one... I missed the middle of it. Then when I got back, Gl'bgolyb was there in like a cat sized form, and we made the fire really big... I was distracted for most of that part giving chin scritches.

Next time t)(ere's a #bonfire I'll need to bring ideas for campfire songs.
online for twwo seconds an theres already another me garnerin some kinda cull squad wwhat the fuck evven happened
I HATE EVERYTHING. I GOT A STRESS BALL BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT COULD HELP BUT MY DISGUSTING ASS CLAWS PUNCTURED IT AND NOW I'M COVERED IN STICKY GOO.
May8e. Thinking a8out it. Clowns ARE pretty sexy when you get past the murder thing. 8ut also, ICP is just infecting my pan at the moment.

wait we're talking full body swap freaky friday? hang on i did not sign up to be someone else.

my entire weak has been freaky! too freaky! this is why im all antsy aaagh.

i promise you are the only fight i am looking forwards to at this time.

i would prefer my friday NOT freaky. its been weird enough!
Sorry For My Comments About Clowns And Fish I Just Have A Personal Grudge With Them Like Who You Like
I hate that I'm drinking right now. She;s so wonderful and tryig to help me. She doesn;'t deserve my failure. #substance #addiction
Silent Hill 3 Has Great Cult Horror Same With The First Game
ok… I gotta 8e SOME8ODY’S favourite!! like something more than h8!!!!!!
I should just delete my account. I need to shut my mouth. Dear god. #vaguepost

literally wvhat this post is aboat ;)

and they say i dont got game https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1a9e5ff044a8.jpg
I make it a general rule never to reread any of my dms with people. It gets far too humiliating.

ok vagueposting isnt for me. i think it makes stuff sound meaner.
ugh no that rose human also has those traits
You’re telling me it’s one Vriska against gog knows how many Jades????

(( tragedy of a different timezone is that I'm going to sleep as you guys are all starting to kick up online and I'm busy during the day </3
i feel liek i get shot every tiem i read an eridna post
I had a nightmare of all the Jades interacting with my post’s yesterday. Gog, that was scary.
i dont have a girlfriend. but thats because bitches can not handle my swag ass katana. fuck you. #nsfw
fuuuuck im gonna explode I HATE 8EING PENT UP 8UT 2 LAZY 2 DO ANYTHING #nsfw

GOOGLE MEENAH ALSO FANFICS BUT THATS A DIFFERENT STORY
They're real!! I swear!! You have never 8elieved me when I have tried to illumin8te the TRUTH of the matter that the 8eforan elite doesn't want us to know!!!

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d0f750a091b8.jpg oh great. better to know than not i guess!
// I feel bad if i hate peoples chitts anytime i see them, but man Mituna @ cronus "HATE"
I personally don't 8lame you for limiting your social circle to a select group of versions of people you already know. It can 8e exhausting having to keep track of who is when and if you've already had conversations with certain others. I personally do so 8ecause it can 8e an interesting exercise in comparing and contrasting personalities from various timelines, 8ut not every8ody takes the more academic approach to such a matter. I will, however, definitely keep you informed.
Not to gossip, 8ut I have heard on the spherical fruit string that a certain violet8lood we know has actually managed to swindle his way into getting the attention of a certain human of a pink persuasion. I personally give it a week 8efore he ruins it for himself, 8ut it is at least an interesting little tid8it that I have seen as I 8rowsed the feed.
It's frankly a8omina8le, 8ut it's aeneasCaldarium. You know, the one who just slapped his own horns over a picture of Troll John Travolta? He's 8een getting active in the Chittr scene, and, remarka8ly, I've actually seen *several* versions of Lalonde take his 8ait. Hook, line, and sinker.
How Cute :) [images Of Kanaya With Many Grubs Climbing All Over Them, One Settling Between Their Horns. They're Smiling So Proudly.]

alright, thats just about the last houseguest from yesterday's gathering off. now to tidy up! the question is do i alchemize a silly outfit first.

GOOD MORN1NG TO THOS3 W4K1NG UP CUZ 1'M GO1NG TO SL33P
good morning everyone!
~)I know you're joking, but no! They mean well and have reason to worry; I had issues at one point from an incorrect diet, so they help me ensure that doesn't happen again.(~

the lady at the donut shop said "here you go honey" and i will never be the same again.
How a8out we stop talking a8out 8eforus for a while.

I'm craving kelp fries wit)( c)(eese. 380

Glub glub OOOOO!
Thank goodness that's all over. I look forward to diverting our attention to more productive things! I kid, of course. I know exactly what many of you will 8e preoccupied with.
i need to boost my kult score so here is a selfie of me lifting and reading for your vwievwing pleasure. my shirt vwas custom made by a vwoman because i support #vwomensrights and #smallbusinesses. (nice comments only please.) https://i.imgur.com/YJMAF6B.png

I t)(ink I'm finally tired. Goodlig)(t, C)(ittr.














































































