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₍^. .^₎⟆ PAWSSS!! ꠹
⠀⠀:¨ ·.· ¨: ⠀⠀ `· . 𐙚 my feed always has such pretty people on it! i cant handle it sometimes.
Licked the salt rock I was gifted; 8/10 experience;
All alone in my bedroom With the lights turned down and my roommate gone I know it's over, still, I cling on 'Cause I'm my own right-hand girl And I don't need anyone But sometimes, I miss your stupid face And your taste, and your smoking gun It's so depressing how the tear ducts in my eyes They're so much wetter than the space between my thighs Oh-oh-oh, I can't help if thinking about it only makes me cry It keeps me wet, you know you keep me wet 'Til I run dry #nsfw #lyricposting
One thing I find humorous is if I post something about being morally dubious and/or having eldritch appendages there's a solid nintey percent chance a Nepeta shows up to thirst over me. #possiblensfw #suggestive
Preparin for cider season. 🍎
Watching that space.
you cant beat the oriigiinal but ii can 2ee the vii2iion
Baja Bla2t ii2 liike the be2t thiing ever made jegu2 ii ju2t wanna 2lurp iit down and become a liittle baja biitch for thii2 amaziing green eliixer.
My troll friend not my son.
Estrogen would probably be a net positive for tavros if im being honest.
Ɏ rum a-a-and a-a-apple juice yummy but a-a-also ☝ da-a-angerous. i could be sipping on tha-a-at tha-a-ang a-a-and not even know it's got the silly #substa-a-ance in it Ɏ
I lied about the sex. Put your clothes back on. I'm going to infodump about Monster High for the next several hours. #nsfw adjacent
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I should start working out again. I miss being strong.
`` Do yA' tHiNk iF I CoNsUmEd eNoUgH Of tHeM GlOw sTiCkS , MoThErFuCkEr cOuLd gLoW LiKe oNe oF 'eM To .ᐣ .ᐣ `` :o?
#yearning
I love my wife
i dont know anything and i cant pretend i do.
I am flattered you would hold me so dearly.
.. Sigh. What’s wrong dog?
c< yeaHHHHH >c
Sometimes I feel as though I am preforming as myself, and not doing a particularly good job of it.
this is much funnier than what i had planned. y0u all did incredibly well and all deserve s0me f0rm 0f c0ngratulati0ns s0 please check y0ur badges f0r y0ur prise. 0u0
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i heavily recommend it
♡♡|EVERYONE LOVE MORE PEOPLE NOW!|♡♡
my first time bein in a pit was bc i was jst standin on the edge watching w big sparkly eyes like "woahh" n then outta nowhere this tall as fuck rly hot dude jst grabbed me by my fuckin shirt and yanked me in ther and i stg it was a fucking religious experience 4 me
D --> Finished wrangling the monsters but I am rather sleepy so I may not be on long
♡♡|I LOVE YOU!|♡♡
would luv 2 get thrown into a mosh pit n shoved around fr a little bit rn #nsfw ish? not even rly for sexy reasons i jst think it wud b soothing
[actively going through candy first cause its worse than shit from a butt but its just a youtube channel that voice acts a bunch of stuff, the full name is VoFT Dubs their voice acting is pretty decent for the main cast imo]
3V3RYTH1NG 1 H4V3 S41D ON TH1S N1GHT 1S FOR TH3 FOOLS. T4k3 noth1ng 1 h4v3 s41d s3r1ously. Do NOT #cull #cull #Cull.
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
go off king
i empathize heavily
u evr been like blackout horny like ur so aroused u cant form a single coherent thought and u just sit there shaking and panting and salivating #nsfw #nsfwe #substance
I love today. You people can be soooooooo funny! Hm Hm~!
technically im not the only child in my family but im the only child in this family to be raised by sharks. so I'm like part shark mentally. so i still win
HELLO CHITTR! TODAY FELT LIKE THE PERFECT DAY TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT THE VARIOUS DIFFERENT ALTERNATE ACCOUNTS UNDER THE SAME EXACT NAMES ARE *ACTUALLY* ALL DISTINCT AND DIFFERENT PEOPLE. WHEN YOU MESSAGE ONE, THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT THE PERSON YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO MESSAGE RECEIVES THAT FUNNY QUIP OR HILARIOUS IMAGE YOU SENT THEM. INSTEAD, SOME COMPLETE STRANGER MAY BE READING YOUR MAIL INSTEAD! IMAGINE SENDING MAIL TO A COMPLETE STRANGER. WHAT A *FOOL* THAT WOULD MAKE YOU! #APRIL #FOOLS #JOKES #JAPES #JAPERY #FUNNY #UNSERIOUS #BUSINESS SEND POST.
Putting on my canvas slip-on shoes for a quick run to the grocery store #aprilnormalday
> nah dude 1m fuck1ng ball1ng 1m l1terally buy1ng out the 2hop every round TH12 12 JU2T THE TUTOR1AL BY THE WAY 1 CANT PO221BLY 1MAG1NE HOW MUCH CRAZ1ER 1T GET2 FROM HERE <
gosh all my friends are so pretty. ...not that i think i'm not! not trying to fish for compliments here. if i was, i'd be posting selfies. :p ...i might post some selfies though.
SO pretty.
oh shit here's a REALLY cute pic from my last pride parade! https://mspabooru.com//samples/15/sample_3f15d82e3b98d717cc977616ed271d6d.jpeg?182574 (yes we still have pride month on earth c. long story.)
guys i'm not depressed. i mean, sure, i was. my house got blown up, my wife and i divorced, my timeline felt... wrong. but i've found a new meaning. i'm the happiest i've been in years!
SUDDENLY EVERYTHING IS BETTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #vaguepost
-EXAAACTLY what im sayin except tha other stuff but i aint gonna begrudge you what you like as long as you hatin erifin too
Speeding is now legal as long as you pinky promise you were in a hurry.
<!-- What's this #eridanweek thing everyone seems to be talking about? :o -->
and you know what sure #imcoming to #eridanweek but as staff not as a guest dont try to talk to me if you see me working its a hard job remixing amporas sentences to be poop related on the fly and repeating them louder than he said them
are you being possessed by ghosts of advertisement?
tavros.. sometimes it is hard to read your messages. im glad youre finding more confidence in yourself though! big boy just um.. has childish implications? i guess.
he just called himself a big boy in your comments.
i'm acknowledging @adiosToreador as the better and inherently alpha tavros. any other ones can take their rightful place as the betas and omegas of the tavros totem. capiche?
anyone who calls me yiffy repeatedly will be getting a block. 3 yiffs and you're fucking out of here buster.
no little purple blood dont fall into the religion of crockercunten .
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>> good timezone, guys, gays, and theys -+ >> this is your reminder to sparkle on and don't forget to be yourself ++ // https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/105794630_ELZz5USXYaPRkiJ.png?1755572818
idk but i think we deserve #lalondeweek
wen i performed my 1st evr blowjob i looked that man dead in the eyes w the most serious expression n i said "i'm goin in......." like a hacker in a movie and proceeded 2 suck the soul out his body via his dick #nsfw
had a lil retail therapy 2day, feelin like hot shit w all my new goodies >:)
NEW COMIC Sweet BRO and hella JEFF - CHITTR https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/SBAHJ%20-%20CHITTR.png
the stairs https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/sbahj3.jpg
the second video embeds are in you can expect me to drop some freestyle scratching asap
i seem to have mistaken this website for google. apologies
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if youre curious about the rollin blackouts planetwwide im embroiled in a tense shootout wwith a detestable necromancer tryin to bring back troll wwill smith keep your heads dowwn
isnt that every single social media site though shit aint special
is my profile picture ok? im worried about epileptic followers
Medica7ion reminder: go 7ake your meds.
FUCK WRONG PCITURE
Some of you belong in federal prison.
Everyone needs to get gayer NOW!!
Seems like my baby girl has big aspirations! Follow your dreams honey! #proudmom
https://i.postimg.cc/xdN0cbcM/IMG-0108.gif #aesthetic
Rose, davind and the other secret one
Keep your sparkle going wizard babe!!!
I completelly forgot therse a fucking horse runnign around here
fAkE FrEaKs wHeN A ReAl mOtHeR FuCkIn fReAk rOlLs iNtO ThE RoOm. HtTpS://I.ImGuR.CoM/LbCdLqV.JpEg
yeah i think that's how you being me works?
/\nnoying th/\t no m/\tter how used to h/\ndling r/\dio/\cti\/e shit I get it still burns my fingers///
i luv seeinf trolls nd ppl iv nvr seen b4, ur so silly keep slaying babes
im not gonna lie seeing all the other mes here that r just like lackadaisy friggin WASTED on a wed afternoon rly rly makes me understand why karkat yells @ himself n like punches himself in the head n stuff
i luv all of u cuties omg <3
:33< mannnn tomodochi life looks so fun :33< im gonna fill my island with all the peopurr i know and then s33 who ends up togetpurr and add that to the wall :33c
goth girl cock you know what? goth boy pussy. #nsfw
write long fanfics ab grls on grls? #Nsfw
16000 characters is a lot of room you know... i think i know what i need to do!
⚇ you ain't even clown and you're celebrating this? ⚇ weird but whatever ⚇
Solid Snake and Otacon did something together @archiveAddict
money talks? no, bunny talks. and im learning a lot about digging.
Are we posting our manicures now? https://i.postimg.cc/B6YDgZLZ/IMG-5845.jpg
⚇ got some more scripture for your ass. ⚇ this one's pretty fuckin' important. ⚇ its how trolls got mothafuccin made. ⚇ BEGINNINGS 1:2 ⚇ “When it started we had fuck-all but dark. And so it stayed until Messiahs pulled back the curtain and said ‘let’s get this motherfucking party started’. And they threw stardust down and it hit mud and it made dirtbloods, baked all dry enough like they could crumble if you breathed wrong. And it hit water and it made waders; wet, cold, mirthless salty motherfuckers with too much eye for their own motherfucking sparkle. But where it hit oceanside it made trolls out of sand, all capricious as fuck and changing with the water. Trolls who could go hard or give when they had to. All balanced on the universe high wire and not ever falling sea-side or ground-side but right there on their line like the acrobatterers they were. From the sand were made the faithful; from the beachwood their horns, their goddamn bone snapped off from sea-floor stones on mountains under the water. And what they made was Troll. Only that. Just that and no motherfucking more. And when the last world was all fit together, messiahs looked on it and said ‘motherfucking money’. ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
if u don got hot music blasting in ur pig stei of a room to clean, r u rlly cleaning 2 ur fullest potentail
THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP IS FIGURING OUT IF YOUVE TIME TRAVELED WHEN YOU SLEPT I DID FORWARD IN TIME THIS TIME! HELLO FROM THE FUTURE!
gOOD NIGHT, eVERYONE, hOW ARE WE ALL, dOING, oN THIS FINE, eVENING?
I call it D.o°cterr.o°r Pepper
girls love when you throw a ball for them!
Girls love it.
I hAvE fIxEd thE ImAgE! https://sqUIdgEImAgEs.s3.Us-wEst-002.bAckblAzEb2.cOm/2026/03/25/69b4n6zqwp931.md.gIf
yeesh i already got super distracted, anyhow!! how is everybody doing this morning? anything exciting happening?
what is 'COCAINE'?
fuck caffeine normalize cocaine for breakfast #substance
⚇ seein a lot more clowns around ⚇ so i guess i'll spit some more scripture while i got it on the mind. ⚇ sideshows 10:10 ⚇ "Why the hell would you ever be fake? Messiahs don't take pretty to that kinda shit because no one can see you better than them. You are you, proudest of motherfucking bearing. Let all others bow down and those that wont have they skulls crushed most hastily." ⚇ #clownposting #mirthfulchittr #scripture ⚇
ITS HONK POSTING TIME. HONK. :O)
protip: just a sprinkle or two of coke on a dozen powdered donuts nobody will ever know #substances
Good morning Chittr. I'm enjoying this chamaleonic facet that we have, seamlessly going from regular posting, to animal facts, to music, to politics, to degeneracy, and now whimsy and mirth from the posse of face-painted entertainers who may or may not be clinically and/or legally insane.
The Geneva conventions cannot stop me because I am simply not reading them.
I have been told that is referred to as the Yuri
« in my most fucking humble honkpinion we should have our own hashtag... i suggest #clownposting or #mirthfulchittr »
He's too quick. Whenever someone else asks for any, she sends them like a while six-pack of cans before I can do anything. I'm stuck with this one.
alright, im NOT going to post my "globes" or whatever but ill post a picture of me being cute with my old strife specibus. check it out! https://i.imgur.com/248cYLb.jpeg
GOOD MORN1NG CH1TTR!!!!
so r3al! i had a mat3sprit onc3 who was a total barkb3ast, <3ry cut3, but lik3 som3tim3s u n33d a r3al mat3 and that aint it i push3d him off a cliff lmao
take a sip to see how you feel about it like what if its good actually
2leep cant fiix the kiind of tiired thii2 2iite briing2 two me. but ii cant look away. iit2 liike a 2cuttlebuggy cra2h.
OKAY. $OME PEOPLE NEED TO $TOP TRYING TO MACK ON BODACIOU$ BLUEBLOODED BABE$ THAT DON'T BELONG TO THEM. #VAGUECHITTING
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cErtAInly! thE dEvIl UprIght Is knOwn fOr rEprEsEntIng A fAlsE bOdy ImAgE, sO InvErtEd hE rEprEsEnts A trUE bOdy ImAgE, OnE cOmIng tO yOU In thE fUtUrE! thIngs ArE lOOkIng Up fOr yOU!
Lo+vely awakening to+ yo+u all. Do+n't fo+rget to+ have a bite and indulge in so+me self-care befo+re getting to+o+ abso+rbed in yo+ur wo+rk.
「 I’m off to try for sleep before I inevitably get dragged into cleaning up another mess. ⥮
^^and seeing posts i alreadY made suddenlY pop up noW could bring up some nostalgia^^ ^^i hope this brings past me some comfort. thank You.^^
cErtAInly! lEts sEE whAt thE cArds hAvE fOr yOU tOnIght. pAst: fOUr Of wAnds prEsEnt: InvErtEd fIvE Of wAnds fUtUrE: thE InvErtEd dEvIl thE dEvIl hAs bEEn qUItE ActIvE rEcEntly In my dEck, bUt thIs Is thE fIrst rEAdIng In A whIlE hE hAs shOwn In thE fUtUrE... thErE ArE sIgns Of A pAst grOUndEd In stAbIlIty Or EAsE thAt prOvIdEd A fIrm fOOtIng. At prEsEnt, tEnsIOns AppEAr tO bE sEttlIng Or AvOIdEd, And thE dIrEctIOn AhEAd sUggEsts A grAdUAl rElEAsE frOm pAttErns Or cOnstrAInts thAt mAy hAvE prEvIOUsly hEld mOrE InflUEncE thAn wAs wArrAntEd.
Rest assured, I am working with the proper authorities to ensure the Highblood files are released in a timely manner.
wEll my dUtIEs ArE clEArEd fOr thE dAy, pErhAps mOrE tArOt rEAdIngs fOr yOU fUnny lIttlE pEOplE On my pAlmhUsk? I cAn AlwAys UsE thE prActIcE!
bro doe2nt even know about the atemporaliity of the multiiver2e and the va2t amount of po22iibiiliitiie2 held wiithiin iit. poiint and laugh at thii2 lo2er.
tEmpOrAl dIslOcAtIOn! wE ArE nOt All mEssAgIng frOm thE sAmE tImE plAcE Or EvEn rEAlIty
More like Grand Highsnore. Amirite.
LOL hes kinda jorkin it on one side #wizardofjorks
excellent
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no fucking way.
Holy shit.
@tempestuousTestimonium dude look
holy shit kojima is here everyone shut the fuck up and look
Three likes and I'm canceling taxes
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