Handmaiden

@damaraMegido

Blood: RustKult Score: 2335Kull Score: 160150 followers 30 following

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ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

(OOC) 1 day ago

@damaraMegido[DM]

(( feel silly posting ooc for this but im gonna be more active on my other accts for the next 2 weeks probably. my doggie got neutered and i want to be Silly in these times. but if u do want handmaid time, just @ me or w/e :3

Kult: +45

Kull: +15

Total: 60

Ratio: 3.00

(OOC) 1 day ago

@damaraMegido[DM]

(( @ me as in literally @ this account bc i will check notifs :) just not gonna be Posting

D. Eliezer Strider

(OOC) 1 day ago

@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

// No worries, Please write with the headspace you want to cultivate for yourself! I hope your doggie is doing okay

↩ @hollywoodGodhead[HG]

(OOC) 1 day ago

@damaraMegido[DM]

(( he's doing great lol he is Pissed about the cone

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@damaraMegido[DM]

i have decided it is funny. tØ let them "kidnap" me. cØmedy. haha.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@damaraMegido[DM]

peØple lØve tØ say they will kidnap me. i am apparently. like a sad dØg. Ør sØmething.

Kult: +9

Kull: +5

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.80

@ectoBiologist[EB]

you're cool! and now taking a vacation day! :D

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@damaraMegido[DM]

why is every prank. in this manØr. SØØØ F̷̮̆̀̔U̵̪̞͙̲͊C̸͈̦͉͂͋K̶̡̧̜̼̈̐̋͘I̵͎͝͝N̵̼̲̖̽̋G̷̢̪̳̥̀̄͂͠ ̷̨͕̝̺̈́͑M̸͙̑̎̀͝Ę̵̎̎̾̚Ş̷̭͓̏͛S̸̜͉̙̓̃Y̷̙͎̅. its fine.

Kult: +29

Kull: +15

Total: 44

Ratio: 1.93

@scratchDoctor[SD]

Dearest Handmaiden, I write to you not only in strides of eloquence and immense respect for your craft. But you did miss a spot.

↩ @scratchDoctor[SD]

@damaraMegido[DM]

i will. get it.

@ectoBiologist[EB]

yeah uh okay i should probably tidy up more too actually whoops!

@damaraMegido[DM]

there is still. flØur everywhere. i hate fØur.

Kult: +27

Kull: +20

Total: 47

Ratio: 1.35

jack brinnEr (✔)

@warioepicFan[WF]

Vacuum

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@ectoBiologist[EB]

i can help! im in the area anyways. no magic i just know how to clean.

↩ @ectoBiologist[EB]

@damaraMegido[DM]

i suppØse. yØu can help. 0u0

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

alrighty! ill bring some cleaning supplies. including a water trough!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@damaraMegido[DM]

i respect Øne human. :)

Kult: +40

Kull: +20

Total: 60

Ratio: 2.00

jack brinnEr (✔)

@warioepicFan[WF]

mE

↩ @warioepicFan[WF]

@damaraMegido[DM]

nØ. but yØu can believe it. fØr tØday.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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jack brinnEr (✔)

@warioepicFan[WF]

https://fILE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JIEr/frEE-smILEy-facEs-smILE.gIf

@ectoBiologist[EB]

:D

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@damaraMegido[DM]

the emerald kitchen. is cØvered in flØur. and i am. if yØu cØme intØ it while i clean it. i will attack yØu. like a rabid beast.

Kult: +20

Kull: +20

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.00

@aRquiusprite[AR]

◥▶◀◤ —> Perfect.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@mrBenedict[MB]

Well now, that just sounds downright unpleasant. I hope the cleaning can go relatively smoothly for you. If you'd like, I could go pick something up for dinner since the kitchen is off limits for now. My treat.

↩ @mrBenedict[MB]

@damaraMegido[DM]

i think. this is the first time. i have wanted tØ attack yØu.

↩ @damaraMegido[DM]

@mrBenedict[MB]

Oh, don't worry. I will be keeping clear of the area as you have asked. I wouldn't want to overstep.

(OOC) 3 days ago

@damaraMegido[DM]

(( very unfinished headshot of her :) https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/image0.jpeg

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00

(OOC) 3 days ago

@damaraMegido[DM]

she legally has to have that "i make 7.25 an hour and i work 12 hour shifts daily" gaze

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@damaraMegido[DM]

i need images tØ wØrk in dms. sØ i can flip Øff slick.

Kult: +17

Kull: +10

Total: 27

Ratio: 1.70

@damaraMegido[DM]

it is impØrtant. tØ me.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@damaraMegido[DM]

turns Øut breaking sØmething while being the cleaner means yØu still have tØ clean it up. a shame.

Kult: +37

Kull: +30

Total: 67

Ratio: 1.23

@spadesSlick[SS]

rebel. don't clean that shit.

↩ @spadesSlick[SS]

@damaraMegido[DM]

whØ is gØing tØ clean it then.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @damaraMegido[DM]

@spadesSlick[SS]

nobody. go on strike. your life isn't defined by what that cueball wants you do to.

↩ @spadesSlick[SS]

@damaraMegido[DM]

true. i have nØt rebelled in such a way in a while.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @damaraMegido[DM]

@spadesSlick[SS]

it'll send a message.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@walkstabwalK[WK]

Break more stuff. Break peoples' bones while you are at it

@damaraMegido[DM]

this is why we dØnt upset him. stupid. stupid.

Kult: +17

Kull: +10

Total: 27

Ratio: 1.70

@damaraMegido[DM]

better. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled12_20260330220916.jpeg

Kult: +52

Kull: +32

Total: 84

Ratio: 1.63

naknaknaknaknak

↩ @nakNak[NN]

@damaraMegido[DM]

yes.

Kult: +7

Kull: +7

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

@walkstabwalK[WK]

do you need more stuff to break

↩ @walkstabwalK[WK]

@damaraMegido[DM]

nØ. i am finding mØre.

@damaraMegido[DM]

keeping my stupid nØse Øut Øf it. by breaking things.

Kult: +7

Kull: +7

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

@damaraMegido[DM]

i am gØing tØ destrØy. his things.

Kult: +35

Kull: +5

Total: 40

Ratio: 7.00

@damaraMegido[DM]

why dØes Øne trØll need a week. yØu will die eventually, yØu can have it then.

Kult: +35

Kull: +30

Total: 65

Ratio: 1.17

Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< can he die soonpurr?

↩ @lilShitpeta[LS]

@damaraMegido[DM]

prØbably. Øne Øf his many versiØns will.

@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NOT ME I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER.

↩ @damaraMegido[DM]

Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< this brings meow peace and clawmfurt in this trying time thank mew handmaiden

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@unendingUroborus[UU]

MY SISTER WOuLD DISAGREE. SHE WOuLD PROBABLY WANT EACH OF HER “FAVORITE TROLLS” TO HAVE A WEEK. AND THEN TRY TO FORCE ME TO CELEBRATE ALL OF THEM. AND THEN I WOuLD HAVE TO SuFFER ALL OF THAT FOR A MONTH. OR MORE.

@damaraMegido[DM]

hating my chits abØut hØgs. i cannØt have shit. #phraseusedcØrrectly

#phraseusedcorrectly

Kult: +49

Kull: +25

Total: 74

Ratio: 1.96

@ectoBiologist[EB]

do not listen to the haters! we love your hogs.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@disturbedAperture[DA]

♰ i think this is about you @piousPorcine ♰

↩ @disturbedAperture[DA]

@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ dont get it twisted, girlie. ⚇ everyone loves my swine shtick. ⚇ and other hogs. ⚇ in relation to me. ⚇ <3< ⚇

@damaraMegido[DM]

me. https://www.aphis.usda.gØv/sites/default/files/styles/default/public/2024-09/feral-swine-herØ-adØbestØck_58678812.jpeg

Kult: +40

Kull: +30

Total: 70

Ratio: 1.33

@heiressDespair[HD]

◩◩◩hog..◪◪◪

@grimAuxiliatrix[GA]

You Are So Small

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@yesterdaysPacifist[YP]

are you the 30-50 feral hogs in that hypothetical?

↩ @yesterdaysPacifist[YP]

@damaraMegido[DM]

i am Øne hØg. in the grØup Øf hØgs.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Postal Mistress

@peregrineMendicant[PM]

They seem very polite.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@damaraMegido[DM]

i shØuld be given an award. fØr cleaning sØmeØnes hive. #vaguepØst

Kult: +89

Kull: +65

Total: 154

Ratio: 1.37

↩ @draconianDignitary[DD]

@damaraMegido[DM]

i am accepting it but i am cØmplaining the whØle time. dØc has decided tØ adØpt a new member.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@draconianDignitary[DD]

Has he.

↩ @damaraMegido[DM]

@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHEN YOU DO THE HIVE CLEANING CAN YOU DO IT IN A MAID OUTFIT? :o?

↩ @mercurialGorepriest[MG]

@chainedTurnpoint[CT]

Y3$. I rath3r k33p my m3$$ in my r00m.

@walkstabwalK[WK]

the best i can do is a sword

↩ @draconianDignitary[DD]

@damaraMegido[DM]

yes.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @mercurialGorepriest[MG]

@damaraMegido[DM]

i will attack yØu like a feral wØØfbeast.

↩ @damaraMegido[DM]

@draconianDignitary[DD]

Hm.

@equiusZahhak[EZ]

D --> My apologies but my "Best Maid" awards are limited to those who work for me

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @damaraMegido[DM]

@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 DAMN. KINKY. #nsfw

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@damaraMegido[DM]

whØever suggested i spill sØy sauce. i hate yØu.

Kult: +24

Kull: +10

Total: 34

Ratio: 2.40

HOW'S THAT FUTURE PROBLEM GOING. PAST ME. OH LOOK. IT'S A PRESENT PROBLEM NOW. FUNNY HOW THAT WORKS.

Kult: +4

Kull: +7

Total: 11

Ratio: 0.57

↩ @handMaid[HM]

@damaraMegido[DM]

hate.

Kult: +14

Kull: +2

Total: 16

Ratio: 7.00

@damaraMegido[DM]

i am gØing tØ spill sØmething Øn the flØØr. and nØt clean it up. crime.

Kult: +44

Kull: +25

Total: 69

Ratio: 1.76

@yesterdaysPacifist[YP]

they're not paying you enough anyway, go ham

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@sanguineSaevitas[SS]

soy sauce gets it sticky.

@skatingAskew[SA]

FIGHT THE POWER

↩ @sanguineSaevitas[SS]

@damaraMegido[DM]

i will try it.

Kult: +5

Total: 5